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I was angry earlier but this kong's got style, So Listen up DUDES she can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and easy ways to exploit neopets programming, they are a scammer
#TEXT#DAY 4#Yeah#that old man* he may move slow#he can't JUMP high but this Kong's got style#so listen up you trifling semen demon! I have had it!!! I tried to bring back the Urge™
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This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
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Here, here, here we go
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
DK!
Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Huh!
Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
thank you
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This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
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Gere-here- here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
put your hands together
If you wanna clap
As we take you through
This monkey rap
Huh!
DK!
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His
Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
(Here we go)
This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Huh!
Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Ahh, yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Ahh, yeah!
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Oh my god the new Pokémon healing set looks healing.
#pokemon#clorox#bleach#Funny Memes#healing spell#pokemon scarlet and violet#nintendo switch#antidote#He-he-here we go! So they're finally here performing for you If you know the words you can join in too Put your hands together if you want#He's the leader of the bunch you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya it's g#This Kong's got style so listen up dudes She can shrink in size to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float t#He has no style he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you Inflat#He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out he's one tou#Finally he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Ca
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Here, here, here we go
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Huh!
Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Ahh, yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Ahh, yeah!
WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THE ENTIRE DK RAP
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come on, please perform the DK Rap, Gordon, its cooool
...Here- here we go.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up twees-
...Twees.
Twees...
GET HIS ASS
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He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
DK! Donkey Kong! :DDD
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Here, here, here we go
So they're finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too,
Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
as we take you through, this monkey rap!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
he's finally back to kick some tail,
his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts,
if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt,
he's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
he's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
D.K., Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
she can shrink in size, to suit her mood,
she's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
she can float through the air and climb up trees!
if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
this Kong has a funny face,
he can handstand when he needs to,
and stretch his arms out, just for you,
inflate himself just like a balloon,
this crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
D.K., Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
and this time he's in the mood,
he can fly real high with his jetpack on,
with his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
but Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you,
it's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
can make a Kremling cry out for mummy,
can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
he may move slow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell* of a guy! (*Replaced with "heck" in later versions of the song.)
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
W-w-w-walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells.
Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
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- she’s got style, so listen up dudes
- she can shrink in size, to suit her mood
- she’s quick and nimble when she needs to be
- she can float through the air
- and climb up trees
- if you choose her, you’ll not choose wrong
- with a skip and a hop, she’s one cool kong!!
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Kalny kalny kalny He's the first member of the DK crew this kong's got style, So listen up dudes she can shrink in Size, to suit her mood she's quick and nimble when she needs to and stretch his arms out, just for you inflate your weather balloon without a fine horse that carries you through your hardest times. but at least I have my black bean juice* Well, I was asking you
#QUOTE#Which member of the dk crew this Kong's got style#so listen up dudes she can shrink in size#to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to get his beak wet! I#oh! it's the truth
Only you
Don't turn your back and front. Lick💦 Lick 💦lick 💦LICK 👅👅 I wanna eat food But my intense craving for Black bea#I don't care what humans think is something upsetting you kalny?
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This Kong’s got style
So listen up dudes!
She can shrink in size,
to suit her mood!
@DKVine @Rare_Gamer
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK Crew!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
DK, Donkey Kong, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
W-W-W-Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
I see a little silhouetto of a Kong
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, take you through the Monkey Rap!
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong, (Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong
DK, Donkey Kong is here, Donkey Kong is here
So they're finally here, performing for you
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
DK, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong is here
Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here
(Donkey Kong is) here
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, he is here!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, he's here, he's here, he's here!
Huh!
He's back again and about time too
And this time, he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Huh!
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hi! stop stealing copyrighted art you freak :)
So they’re finally here, performing for youIf you know the words, you can join in tooPut your hands together, if you want to clapAs we take you through this monkey rapHuh!!DK! Donkey Kong!!He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him wellHe’s finally back to kick some tailHis Coconut Gun can fire in spurtsIf he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurtHe’s bigger, faster, and stronger tooHe’s the first member of the DK crewHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!DK! Donkey Kong is here!This Kong’s got style, so listen up dudesShe can shrink in size, to suit her moodShe’s quick and nimble when she needs to beShe can float through the air and climb up treesIf you choose her, you’ll not choose wrongWith a skip and a hop, she’s one cool KongHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!He has no style, he has no graceThis Kong has a funny faceHe can handstand when he needs toAnd stretch his arms out, just for youInflate himself just like a balloonThis crazy Kong just digs this tuneHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!DK! Donkey Kong is here!He’s back again and about time tooAnd this time he’s in the moodHe can fly real high with his jetpack onWith his pistols out, he’s one tough KongHe’ll make you smile when he plays his tuneBut Kremlings beware ‘cause he’s after youHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!Huh!Finally, he’s here for youIt’s the last member of the DK crewThis Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funnyCan make a Kremling cry out for mummyCan pick up a boulder with relative easeMakes crushing rocks seem such a breezeHe may move slow, he can’t jump highBut this Kong’s one hell of a guyHuh!C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smellsGrapes, melons, oranges and coconut shellsAhh yeah!!
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He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 4]
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
[Skit]
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
[Outro]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
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