#This is just whining

[testosterlonely]

every time i see someone post "what's a masculine crochet stitch for a blanket for a MAN" i should just send them a venmo request for 1 dollar

[lobstermatriarch]

Ugh I feel like the brattiest person in the world, but like... there’s some kind of special bad luck for taking a bucket list vacation and being caught/stranded in the worst storm the country has ever seen. Like... people are dying. Kids have died. People have lost everything, and houses are still collapsing. And I’m safe, just here crying because I spent five years of savings on a trip just to spend a lot of it stranded in a flooded city in a crappy hotel with bad wifi. 

At least we made it to Hobbiton before the worst of it started.

[brennacedria]

Good God, @staff I'm begging you: give us the ability to remove tags from our history so irrelevant tags aren't suggested in future posts. PLEASE

[lesbiandardevil]

story in two parts but im posting them again together cause its funnier

my commissions are open btw hii | click here 🍉

[artschoolglasses]

Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.

[ba1laur]

i miss goats

[circesoracle]

Destiny 2 is a silly little looter shooter but also its a story about love and it did matter and continues to matter at every turn. Destiny 2 is the opposite of that post about the love being there but not changing anything. the love is there and it changes everything. we succeed because Elsie tells her sister that she's there and she loves her and she trusts her and she won't leave again. we get Mara back because Shuro Chi loved her. we defeat Savathun because she cares, because she feels betrayed, because she feels her sisters were betrayed with her and that care and love blinds her. we live because Mara learns to open herself up to love and refuses to walk away from her brother again and turns back for him this time. we win because Eramis loves her people too much to fully buy into the Witness and we win because Eido believes there's good in everyone and refuses to live in a world where people can't change. we win because Taranis loved Riven and their children and defied his own nature and starved himself to give them that love. we win because Rasputin loves humanity so much even though he was never meant to because Ana loved him so much she taught him every beautiful thing she knew. we win because despite their differences Ikora loves Zavala and Zavala loves Ikora and they couldn't live without each other. we win because Eris loved her fireteam too much to let phantoms of them ruin that love and she lived because Brya loved her enough to give her one last chance. we win because our ghost loves us. just because he loves us so much. and because we love him. and because Cayde loves Sundance and wants to spend eternity with her. we win because at every turn the characters choose to love and trust and forgive.

[butchharts]

I think getting my face grabbed and being kissed with force would heal me idk tho

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

[deviouz]

i know we’re all into gruff and mostly-silent jason, but have we considered that this man just might be a whiner or a whimperer during sex?

i cannot stop thinking about a touchstarved jason getting reduced to little whimpers when it becomes too much.

he’d hold your hips, eyebrows knitted together and head thrown back as you grind against his lap, lips kiss swollen and cheeks flushed a pretty pink.

“give me a second, ‘s too much, fuck, you’re so good—”

[hi-there-buddies]

If Goku calls you dumb just pack it up man

[jez-bez]

Everybody a round of applause for Bas

because that man acted his heart out WOW

the sheer emotion, the disbelief, the insanity

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[bratbait]

please take advantage of me when i’m high. take the chance to grope me as much as you want and pull down my pants so you can push my panties to the side and rub my clit.

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | SKZ’S MAGIC SCHOOL BEHIND EP. 2

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)