#Thundermans incorrect qoutes

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Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Phoebe: Several traffic violations.

Billy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Nora: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Max: Also, that's not our car.

Y/n: *Sighs* Yeah, that tracks.

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At the Z-force's top secret hideout:

Phoebe: How did you get past the security guards Max??

Max: Charm and this smile.

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Max: I prevented a murder.

Y/n: How'd you do that?

Max: Self control.

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Max: *trying to cheer the group up* Things could be worse, you know!

Phoebe: How?

Max : How what?

Y/n: How could they be worse?

Max: They couldn’t, I lied.

Y/n & Phoebe: ...

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Y/n: I may be small, but I know things.

Max: You don't know what the top of shelf looks like.

Y/n: ...

Max: Please don't kill me.

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Y/n: Isn't it weird how cow boys never die, they just ride off into the sunset.

Max: Is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cow boy was missing.

Y/n: He... he just ye-hawed into another ranch...

Max: Yeah, that's what they all say.

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Phoebe: *banging on the door* Max, open up!

Max: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Nora: No, she meant-

Y/n: Shush, let him finish.

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Y/n: *Talking about Max* I finally learned how to read his emotions.

Y/n: His lips are slightly pursed, and he's blinking at eight seconds intervals as suppose to his normal ten.

Y/n: *gasps*

Y/n: Oh my god.

Y/n: He's having a meltdown.

Phoebe: Meltdown seems excessive.

Y/n: Nope. It's a meltdown.

Y/n: Mark my words.

Y/n: *Walking over to Max* Hey there, Max, everything okay?

Max: No, I'm having a meltdown.

Y/n: *Slowly walks back to Phoebe*

Phoebe: Props. Solid reasoning.

Y/n: Thanks, it was a lot of work.

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Y/n: I may be dumb..

Phoebe: But..?

Y/n: No, that's it.

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Y/n: *Is visibly upset*

Phoebe: Y/n, what happened? I haven't seen you this upset since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Phoebe: It's time for plan B.

Max: *Sarcastically* Oh, right!? There's a plan B is there? It's just plan A was so brilliantly devised. I wouldn't have thought we'd need a plan B!!

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MORE INCORRECT THUNDERMAN QOUTES

Y/n: Why do you have a bag full of passports?

Max: Incase I have to flee the country.

Y/n: This is ...really illegal..

Max: *Putting on a fake mustache* Then I guess it's time for Ricardo Montalban to take a Mediterranean vacation.

Y/n: I used to play catch with dad,

Y/n: except the ball hit the wall because he wasn't there.

Phoebe: ......

Max: *distant laughter*

Phoebe: What did you do?

Y/n: Okay, but you can't be mad at me.

Phoebe: What did you do?

Y/n: Okay, first I was minding my business-

Phoebe: BULLSHIT!!

Y/n: I WAS!!!

Y/n: *Waking up from yet another coma* *yawns* Hey guys, what time is it?

Max: It's about 2 am, you hungry?

Y/n: Oh, cool. I'm up for some food.

Barbara, *sobbing uncontrollably*: Can YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED-

Max: Am I going too far?

Y/n: No, no, no you went too far seven hours ago, now you’re going to prison.