#Tim also ordered a nice quantity of chew stims for Jason after the photo fiasco

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Other Weird, Atypical Cravings Jason has had: Bathbombs, Carkeys, Shoe laces, A Domino mask, shotgun shells, crayons, beach sand, electrical cords (specifically the ones with inner copper wiring), Mr. Freeze's ice, one of the oil paintings hanging in the dining room (Alfred was NOT pleased about that one), flowers, hand lotion, a wooden spoon, and Danny (or well, more like Danny just woke up to find Jason lightly gnawing and drooling on his arm in his sleep like a toddler with a teething toy. It only happened once, but Danny still likes making jokes about how he's "Jason's personal chew-toy", much to Jason's chagrin).

Thankfully for everyone’s sanity, most of the unfortunate cravings Jason can talk himself out of the idea now that he’s aware of the problem.

The ones where he gives into chaos tend to be things he can’t actually bite chunks off of so at most he licks them.

Thankfully since he discovered the flower urge it has became more manageable for everyone since there are plenty of different varieties of edible flowers.

Alfred’s rose bush might not be the happiest but they don’t get a say.