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[tippitv]

I feel like if a vampire feeds on you without killing you, they should give you a lil cookie and cup of juice afterwards, like the blood donation center does.

[handsomedogs]

Henry Hound’s hair color has changed from bright auburn to silver in his fifteenish years, but his handsomeness remains unchanged.

[putowtin]

Tippi On TV is gonna love 10.17

Tippi’s gonna love this!

[missmanners62]

I want to recap the first five episodes of Supernatural's tenth season, in my own snarkily loving way.

This is, by far, the most worthwhile thing on Kickstarter. If you're not familiar with Television Without Pity, it was the best place on the internet to read recaps of television shows - and Tippi was it's queen.

Now, with TWoP sadly defunct, Tippi has risen again as tippitv. She is running a Kickstarter to fund the writing of recaps for the dreaded season 10 of Supernatural.

She needs our help.

[tippitv]

Happy 10th anniversary to the sluttiest cannibals to ever grace network tv.

Hannibal premiered on NBC on April 4 2013

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“Tortilla seeds,” I said, momentarily unable to think of the word “corn.”

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Straight up thought this said Wincest smoothie mix

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Update about the wreck I was in a few months ago and what it’ll take to get us back on the road! I badly need help—whatever you can spare or even a signal boost. Here’s the details:

The estimate from Harold is almost $2k which is still $600 more than I have and the insurance company doesn’t think I need more. 🫠‪

Spent about 30 minutes talking to him and this fella Harold seems quite nice and I think pretty fair considering everyone else has been quoting me $2600-$2900+. And he actually CAME to see the car himself like… a house call in this economy??

If you can help or signal boost I’d appreciate it! I’d like to be able to drive again. Here are my assorted PayPal etc

PayPal: btippi@gmail dot com — kofi: tippi — cash app: $tippinb — venmo: tippi-blevins

[tippitv]

Next up on the Real Housewives of Storyville:

Lestat says it’s fine to enjoy toying with people as he kills them but Louis disagrees. Watch Lestat’s explosive counter argument:

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If you don’t want people to report and block you for looking like a pornbot then don’t look like a pornbot!

[tippitv]

Which would cut through glass the quickest?

This actual Diamond tipped glass cutter

Or Lestat de Lioncourt’s omnipresent nipples in his white top

Fun fact: Monsieur Vampire can use his fangs, nails and nipples as deadly weapons

[tippitv]

I’m going to think of this every time I watch Supernatural and the CC spells it Cass, or one of the show runners/writers spells it that way.

Casserole, the Angel of Thursday Dinners

[tippitv]

Hey so.

Did Louis think Lestat was offering him like… a more pleasant way to die?

Because Lestat’s like “I can give you that death but I can do it joyfully”… and maybe Louis only realizes afterwards that now he’s stuck with living forever. I mean, you can argue that vampires are “dead” but they still gotta do almost all the stuff we living creatures gotta do like feeding yourself and paying bills and in some cases deal with racism and homophobia every day.

Anyway definitely check the fine print before you marry a hot blond dude in the bloody wreckage of your childhood church.

[tippitv]

Castiel you have the worst timing

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Here’s a random periodic reminder that I have a tip jar at www.ko-fi.com/tippi and as a freelance writer/editor, I’m frequently broke and always appreciative!