The Legion is Dead
Legion: Ya-da-dada-dada! It is good day to be not Doomed!
Tone: Pow! You are Doomed!
Legion: *Falls over* I am Doomed!
Tone: Hehehe- Aw Shucks!.
Ronin: Oh! The Legion is Doomed!
Legion: Yes! I am Doomed!
Ronin: Why is the Legion Doomed!
Tone: I Dunno!
Legion: Maybe it was-
Tone+Ronin: Shh! You are Doomed!
Legion: Okay.
Northstar: What's up, you Skavlanders?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Tone+Ronin: The Heavy is Doomed!?!?
Northstar: The Heavy is Doomed!?!?
Ronin: Correct!
Northstar: *Celebration*
Ronin: So, did you see the murderer?
Tone+Northstar: Nah, sorry mate.
Ronin: I will find him!
Ronin: I will capture him!
Ronin: and no one will ever be doomed again!
Northstar: Ah, well that's nice.
Tone: I am damn proud right now.
Ion: ATEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!
Ion: That Legion is Doomed!
Ronin: We know!
Ion: Who Doomed him!?!
Ronin: We don't know!
Ion: I will find clues! *Begins Sniffing*
Ion: *Finds 40mm Tracker Cannon* What's this? A weapon?
Ion: That is why the Legion is Doomed!
Tone+Ronin+Northstar: The Legion is Doomed!?!?
Ion: Yes! He's been Doomed!
Tone+Ronin+Northstar: *Shock*
Grapple Pilot: *Carrying Battery Back-Up* Incoming!
Grapple Pilot: *Sliding Between Titan Legs* RAUS, RAUS! Move Now!
Grapple Pilot: *Rodeos Friendly Legion*
Legion: *Begins Repairing* Haha! HAHAHA- *Falls Back down*
Grapple Pilot: In my Professional Opinion THAT LEGION IS DOOMED!
Tone+Ronin+Northstar: *Panicking*
Grapple Pilot: I don't Think it's anything to worry about!
Stim Pilot: Clippity-Clop MotherF****- KABOOM!
Stim Pilot: Look at this! The Freakin' Legion is Doomed! Waddya think of That?
Ronin: Yes, Yes Stim?
Stim Pilot: yeah?
Ronin: Go home!
Stim Pilot: *Uses Tactical* Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. *Falls off map*
Ronin: Okay, Let's get back to the point!
Legion: I think the Legion is Doomed.
Tone+Ronin+Northstar+Grapple Pilot: THE LEGION IS DOOMED?!?!
Grapple Pilot: AH! STIM! I WILL HEAL YOU! *Falls and Dies*
Legion: Seriously? Who Doomed Legion!
Monarch: *Eats Battery* IT WAS ME!
All: *Shock*
Monarch: Yes! *Eats Battery* And I did it like this! *Rockets Northstar* WOOP-DE-DOO!
Tone+Ronin+Legion: *Fear*
Monarch: That's a joke lads!
Tone+Ronin+Legion: *Laughing*
Monarch: *Eats Battery* It was- *Executes Titan* It was him! *points at Tone*
Tone: How Did you know!
Monarch: I didn't! *Eats Battery* That was a joke too!
Monarch: *Pilot Ejects* Oh, I'm dead!
Tone: *maniacal Laughter* That's Right! It was me!
Ronin: you Monster!
Legion: Tone! Why!
Tone: 'Cause you're fat boy! and another thing! You're ugly!
Legion: Tone! Stop!
Legion+Tone: *Arguing*
Ronin: *Is Tradition*
Tone: Aw Dammit Legion! Fuck Off!
Legion: NO! U! *Power Shot* Haha!
Tone: *Dead*
Legion: You are Dead! not big surprise!
Ronin: Well that was idiotic. Off to Self Destruct! *Nuke Eject*
Legion: I am Alive! Is nice!
Legion: Yes!
Legion: This is Stupid.
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Okay, so I know that Scorch wasn't in here but, like. Maybe I could've done Monarch as Medic because of they both start with M, Monarch has the Ally Shield Replenishing thing, and Scorch would've fit Demoman's energy better but like.
As a Monarch Main, I know how we are about those sweet, succulent, Nuclear Batteries.
'Course we also would've executed the Legion, but eh.
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New official titan classes teased
For some reason, new titan models/classes/chassis have been teased in apex legends of all places. Specifically in banner frames in the last season's battle pass.
No joke, no drill, no delay. Let's get into it.
This seems to be a new atlas class with scanning capabilities. There are three of the same model and a northstar in the back. Also one of them is carrying a splitter rifle.
These seem to be a new Northstar model.
The one on the top seems new, but the one on the bottom to the left is a base atlas.
This one is an atlas class that might be new, but to me it looks like a remodeled ion.
These are hard to tell what class they are but they're definitely new.
This one is also hard to tell but I think it's some sort of ogre.
These two are vanguard/monarch, and the one on the top seems to be carrying a new weapon.
These are almost impossible to tell what class they are, but the one on the top is carrying a sword so maybe Ronin?
I'm pretty sure this one is actually a new pilot class or maybe a new character.
Too scrapped to tell.
In conclusion, more titanfall 3 three teasers! Lots of new info to speculate on so go wild :)
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in which jack continues to be a bit fucked up emotionally
“It’s okay,” Jack says. His voice shakes. His hands do too, but he can curl them into fists, try to feel like he’s not losing his grip, even as his nails, bitten short as they are, dig crescents into his palm. “It’s just a dream, I’ll be okay.”
He says it to himself, as much as he says it to BT. Trying to convince them both. It’s not working on him, so he doubts it’s working on BT.
“Your vitals are elevated,” BT says.
“I know.”
“I can call for medical assistance. I believe protocol requires it.”
“No, don’t do that,” Jack hisses at him.
There’s silence, besides his own panting breaths and pounding heart. Gradually, both things slow, until he feels… well, he can’t say he feels normal. But he feels empty and stretched, instead of vibrating with panic, and right now, he’s all right with that.
“Pilot– Jack– are you all right?”
He swears he hears Lastimosa’s voice in BT’s.
He sits up, and lets out a breath, and slumps back down. Nobody can hear him in the cockpit, so it’s safe to talk. But no matter how much he knows that, it doesn’t feel right, he can’t just dump all this on BT without permission. It would be rude. It would… it would show how bad he really is.
“Jack?”
“I thought I wouldn’t be scared any more with you back, but I keep thinking of how easy it was to lose you the first time.”
The words come out in a rush, and he scuffs his wrist across his cheek. He’s not sure if he’s crying from stress or shame or both or neither – but he’d give anything to make it stop. His body doesn’t listen to him. Guess it’s just that kind of night.
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