#Trisha paytas is pregnant

[honeyv22]

The Trisha Paytas effect might happen again

[tom-bakers-scarf]

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[kitoblob]

God's speed, Trisha Paytas

[violet-varley]

Honestly Trisha Paytas being pregnant while the king is dying is such timing.

[hellenahaurus]

I hope Trisha Paytas hits double digits with her family line if this is the pattern that is gonna keep.

[iwillpissyourpants]

We can scry the future with Trisha Paytas' ultrasounds

[aithusiel]

You're telling me King Charles and Trisha Paytas have been the only thing on my feed and they aren't even trending??

[rainofthetwilight]

my sister's first response to me telling her king chuckles has cancer was literally "wait how is he not bald yet?" 😭

and my brother just fuckin SMILED LMAOOOO

[whosmarinette]

none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice

[simnostalgia]

You know, when I saw that Trisha Paytas was pregnant again and everyone made that joke that it would kill Charles I thought it was funny. Now that he has officially been diagnosed with cancer...

Listen, someone has to take one for the team and keep knocking up Trisha to kill off all the world leaders.

[myauditionfordrphil]

2022: Trisha Paytas gave birth to her first child - Queen Elizabeth ii died

2024: Trisha Paytas gets pregnant with her second child - King Charles gets diagnosed with cancer

Trisha Paytas' pregnancies have the ability to end monarchs ☠️

[energeticwarrior]

If I had a nickel for every time someone in the British Monarchy had major health issues, Trisha Paytas was pregnant, and Dan Howell was on tour for We’re All Doomed, I’d have two nickels.. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice (and in two separate years).

[anarchistbitch]

If Trisha paytas is pregnant again it means charles will die in 8 months give or take which means jungkook will assume kinghood by next year

[aropride]

ok picture it with me. the super bowl is on the 11th -> taylor swift sings her little songs and then flies on her jet to see her new boytoy -> lots of discourse sparked by this but the topic dies within the week -> she keeps posting teasers for different songs -> swifties are creating insane conspiracy theories as per usual -> her album comes out on april 19th -> the songs are all pretty good, one or two flops, one or two masterpieces, the usual -> guilty as sin is about the overuse of her private jet, in which she promises to Do Better -> people are shocked by the genuine lyricism and clear authenticity of the song -> she says she will start start carpooling (jetpooling?) with other artists to cut down on fossil fuels -> a week or so passes and again the topic fades into irrelevancy as trisha paytas gives birth a few weeks early and king charles the third dies of a heart attack on the same day -> the date is april 29, 2024 -> swifties take to tiktok, posting their videos to the lyric "do you really wanna know where i was april 29th?" en masse -> swift announces she's going to see travis from football on her private jet -> several hours pass -> no updates -> we haven't heard from swift or kelce at all -> night falls, the moon casts light over the quiet ground -> crickets sing softly as the world waits with open eyes for news of taylor's safe and heartwarming landing -> speculation runs rampant, twitter is ablaze, and as the night goes on, rumors only grow -> morning dawns and rumors fly through new skies -> someone leaks to the news that all contact has been lost with taylor swift's jet -> mass chaos erupts -> the us coast guard sends out a search party -> the world waits with baited breath -> a day passes, two, three -> a week. a month. -> the world moves on, for the most part. the news keeps churning out stories. trisha paytas is pregnant again. -> two months. it's late june. 24 eras tour concerts have been cancelled. fans are devastated. time keeps moving -> the day is july 9th when the news is announced. off the coast of northern europe they're found not her body, but three simple items: her custom bracelet from kelce, a chip of metal the size of your palm from the wing of her jet, and a single strand of blond hair.

[one-paper-bag]

i literally don’t know who trisha paytas is other than the girlie who keeps killing the monarchy by being pregnant

[didthekingdieyet]

trisha paytas is pregnant again.

tampon man has nine months left