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everythingfox · 2 years ago
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Enjoying a shower
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endangeredspeciesidentifier · 17 hours ago
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species found!
A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle
Yangtze Giant Softshell Turtle (Rafetus swinhoei)
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listed as Critically Endangered (There are 3 mature individuals left)
A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle
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littleguymart · 22 hours ago
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vintagewildlife · 21 days ago
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Green sea turtle By: Fritz Goro From: Life Nature Library: Reptiles 1963
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marinella-ela · 8 months ago
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fucxingcuties · 8 months ago
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important-animal-images · 1 year ago
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deathtokillian · 6 days ago
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Greg The Destroyer from 2017 is apparently too sexual for tumblr
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pickerwheelpolls · 4 months ago
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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?
Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.
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samimarkart · 5 months ago
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drawing inspired by one of the tanks at the Shedd Aquarium… arapaima my beloved
day and night version because i’m indecisive!
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abysscalling · 4 days ago
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Awwww, the baby!
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babyanimalgifs · 1 year ago
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Turtles helping each other in times of need
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dailypokemoncrochet · 3 months ago
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Maw-rch art challenge: Drednaw! 4h41! Little details I'm proud of here: neck slightly extends for extra snapping turtle-ness, all the little toes, the shell ridges, has a little tongue that can go blehhh!
This is probably the last pokemon I'll be able to make this month which would mean 3 Maw-rch March pokemon 😵‍💫
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cristalplanetheart · 1 year ago
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lovertm · 1 year ago
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animal-shaped bells by Fatimahandicraft
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