#UGH i'm such a fucking IDIOT!!!!

[stinkbeck]

dude i'm so mad rn. i swear 2 god i used 2 be so good at not being manipulated. i fucking HATE THIS BITCH!!!!!!

[things-stronger-than-fear]

literally in another universe snowbairdplinth could've been THE revolution. they wouldn't even really need any allies, lbr.

like, between coryo's cunning, sej's conscience, and lucy gray's charisma? the snow name, the plinth fortune, the baird d12 but neither district nor capitol pedigree?

coryo could've actually been like, panem's first 20-year-old president, who outlaws the hunger games and who the districts still listen to because he has sej and lucy gray on side. and yeah maybe coryo still kills a bunch of people but like whatever, no one really bats an eye -- who's gonna mourn gaul, anyways? no one in the districts, that's for sure. even if gaul didn't suck ass they'd be busy with cool covey music and awesome new legislation.

in a better universe i am 100% certain snowbairdplinth could've managed a fairly bloodless revolution, six decades early.

[diseaseriddencube]

normal people: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he's actually under the control of lilith and needs to keep him away/help charlie or sth

me: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he saw someone with two ounces more power than him, someone who could help charlie more than he has and show him up as worthless, and he Is Not Having Any Of That anyways do you wanna hear my npd headcanons and why he is actually me and

[justsomeoneunordinary]

had to run to catch the tram today bc i didn't want to wait 15mins for the next one but i still had to print a ticket... and in my haste, i tripped, fell and scrapped basically the entire front of my leg like a fucking child who's still learning how to run properly without accidents

and when i got to the ticket printer i was losing my mind bc it didn't show me the destination i needed and i was standing there sweating like a pig, breathing heavily with my entire leg bleeding and i couldn't get the fucking ticket out so i just fucking risked it bc fuck you, i needed to wash and disinfect my leg so i had to get home asap

and i was like. so fucking pissed and i was in fucking pain and the fucking worst part - the fucking worst part!!!!!!! - was the sheer fucking amount of dumbass people who came to me and pointed out "hey, you're bleeding" LIKE, NO SHIT?!?!????!!!!!! NO SHIT, YOU GENIUS???!!!!! say if it was just a small cut, you may assume i didn't notice bc honestly, i probably didn't, but with my entire leg blue and bleeding you don't think i was in pain and maybe looked down to see what was hurting!!!?!???? get the fuck off my face!!!!!

anyway, this is what my leg looks like now

no i didn't overdo it with the bandages, the wounds truly are that big. thank fuck i'm free tomorrow, i'm gonna spend my whole evening and night reading smut fics of my fave pairings to feel better

[shopcat]

help someone just liked my pinned then unliked it because people for some reason think you can't see that and literally one look and i knew what it was that made them not follow lol 😭. weirdo... seriously though do people forget notifications exist or something

[aeolianblues]

I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life

[mymarifae]

i will always advocate for skipping classes btw. to all the high schoolers following me: don't sweat having a perfect attendance record it quite literally does not matter. if anyone tells you good attendance is important for being considered for scholarships they're lying to you. my attendance was fucking abysmal and i was offered several full-ride scholarships because my grades were still solid and that's all 90% of colleges care about.

and besides. taking care of yourself - whether you need a mental health break or you're tired or you just frankly don't want to go to that fucking class - should always take priority! now don't take a page from my book and skip a month and a half's worth of pe classes because you ditched One Time because the coach said he was going to make everyone run a mile that day and then he kept trying to get you to "make up" the mile that you missed so you kinda just stopped showing up until he gave up on you forever like please know that you should go to class regularly BUT.

i think taking time off and leaving early and such needs to be normalized. for school and work. i don't think it's fair to punish people for needing breaks. the human brain is literally not made to sit in the same stifling environments for 8 hours almost every day and just focus on "working" or "studying" and "learning." it's very cruel to deprive young, still developing minds especially of proper breaks and time to Play (not that it's not cruel to do the same to adults)

if the system won't give them to you freely though... well. break the rules a little. you know your limits better than anyone. don't try to work to an impossible standard. rest when you need to!! it's very, very easy to burn yourself out, but it's very, very, very, very difficult to recover from it

[moldy-flowers]

I love the scene in naruto shippuden where Kakashi says "I'm really starting to take a liking to you" not because naruto freaks the hell out but because this implies that for the other like 3 and a half years Naruro knew Kakashi and the 16 years Kakshi knew of Naruto Kakshi just did not like Naruto at all.

[xx-your-new-obsession-xx]

Just realized I'm still sipping my iced coffee from earlier and it's 9pm 🤦🏻‍♀️

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Met a really cute chick the other day and she's been texting me all day and seems genuinely interested in what I'm saying and I think she's fun to talk to and I might puke. If I don't see her again in the meantime, I might invite her to go to pride with me on the 22nd or whenever it even is. Still puking, tho

[considerad]

got 42 tabs open and most of them are uni programmes ooooooh am I gaslighting myself into thinking my Masters wasn't the cause of a literal nervous breakdown that I still haven't recovered frommmm yesssss sir yes ma'am that I certainly am!! And may I profit from my folly and not learning the hard lessons and repeating my mistakes! May I not regret the hell I'm seriously thinking of putting myself through again!!!!!!!!!

[sga-owns-my-soul]

lmao if one more person gives me attitude bc i don't immediately know what they want when all they say is "you're holding food for me"

WE HOLD FOOD FOR SO MANY PEOPLE JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

"oh well i don't remember" okay well maybe it's time to put on your grown up pants and make a note on your phone. take a picture. keep the receipt in your wallet. i'm not your fucking mother it's not my fucking job to KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD YOU BUY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING CUSTOMERS I HAVE I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW JUST FUCKING

STOP SHOPPING AT STORES AND EXPECTING THE EMPLOYEES TO KNOW WHAT YOU NEED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kenobihater]

goddamnit. am i actually having a sexuality epiphany because i'm recognizing myself in a fictional cringefail vampire man. you gotta be kidding me

[kaisollisto]

[benoitblanc]

if i had a time machine the first thing i would do would be to go back to 1952 and deck jim watson in the face

[robotslenderman]

Okay but I think if Zain and Sullivan got together it would be purely because Evie keeps introducing them under the bathroom door like a couple of cats, because the more I watch them interact in my head, the more intimidated they are by each other.

friendly reminder these are grown-ass men.