#Unedited Pic Pile

[kosmokhaos]

Malik saw what you did and he is judging you for it.

[pleasereadmeok]

Matthew Scene by Scene - Episode 2  # 16 - Correct!

Spoilers if you haven’t seen episode 2

Matthew is back in his dark and gloomy office and Pierre hands him some wine.  Pierre obviously knows his master well.  

Diana joins Matthew and she is so excited about the Rede giving the go ahead for her witchy training but he is silent and brooding and cannot share her happiness. 

Diana guesses immediately what has happened and reassures Matthew that he killed Tom out of mercy.  Matthew will not let himself off so easily.  If he was truly merciful Tom would have been free. 

Then the penny seems to drop for Diana - Tom wasn’t really guilty of treason - he was innocent but Matthew killed him anyway.  

There was no way, no path, where Tom survived and I could keep you safe.   Diana replies that Tom made no direct threat against her - Her naivety is pretty astounding sometimes.   Diana is a historian but she clearly doesn’t have a clue how Tudor politics works.  Jeez Diana.  Pile on the pressure.  

Correct.   Matthew agrees.   One word - OK well that explains everything then!  I feel like knocking these two beautiful heads together right now.  Diana needs to be asking more questions to try and understand and don’t get me started on Matthew ....

Why doesn’t Matthew pour Diana some wine, sit her down and explain the situation?  Matthew - it’s goode to talk.  You are keeping so many secrets inside you that the stress is pushing away the very person you are determined to keep safe.    

End of discussion.  Yep these two need relationship counselling ASAP!

For me it seems like Matthew is treating Diana like a child rather than a grown woman.  How’s that working out for you Matthew? 

[Pic - ADOW S2:02 edits and gloomy unedited screenshots - please for the love of god - light more candles in that office!!!]

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Thurs 29 Aug

HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY LIAM!!!

It's Mr Liam Payne's birthday and let's just have a moment to appreciate him before we move shall we? What a delightful man he is, a gift to us every day! For his birthday, we were given the treat of unseen footage, 30 minutes of charming unedited Liam promoting his very first solo single! Lovely. It's really delightful, though hearing him say, "we’ve just finished making the album" in July of 2017 is a sobering reminder that we have yet to get that LP. We also got to see him be showered with well wishes publicly by friends and the entire industry, and a bittersweet but lovely update from him: "I was well and truly spoilt today... what an incredible birthday... it’s been a tough few months but it’s amazing to see the people who pull you through to the other side and make you realise how amazing your life actually is." May this coming year be easier and bring lots of exciting things your way Liam!

But the news of the day was dominated by the predictable but still dramatic highs and lows of a Louis promo cycle. Kill My Mind will be out Sept 5! We got the official announcements with cover art, release date, pre-save URL, handwritten note to the mailing list, and a Louis announcement video (he's wearing a KMM color scheme matching shirt, amazing, fabulous, the attention to detail is, as always, incredible.) All platforms have been changed to KMM graphics, with Louis' twitter using a fan made header ("I saw it yesterday and thought it was cool!") that was adjusted to show her credit on it better, so sweet! Louis took to twitter to let fans know that he was listening to concerns ("I hear your frustration about opportunities for fans outside of the UK. It’s something I’m reminding management and the label of over and over again. You have my word that from here on in it will feel more inclusive!") and looking for ways to engage with fans ("I’m always trying to think of new ways to involve you all") which in retrospect looked to have possibly been related to things that happened later. It doesn't quite address the primary concerns of the day, but some feel that the line about him reminding the labels implies that he may not be making some of the less popular decisions himself. Jordan Green tells us KMM is his favorite Louis track to date and "a banger," Paul Higgins says he's so proud and can't wait to hear the track, and too many media outlets to report piled on in excitement; our boy is a big deal ya know!

And then the results of the video attendance contest (and yes, it is to be in the music video for KMM) were announced. That part was fine, and congratulations to the winning fans, but it's the other people who were invited who are ruffling feathers (by which I mean more like sending half the fandom into an incoherent rage). While 50 spots may indeed have been given out at random, the usual label crew were also issued invites, and were bragging about it long before the contest even closed. The preferential treatment rankles but the real issue is that it's these people specifically, who behave horribly to fans they interact with, many of whom have said awful things about Louis in the past publicly, and who when not invited places by the label use shady and unethical means to track the boys' locations during their private time so they can 'happen upon' them for encounters and pics. It can be upsetting to see these behaviors rewarded; if it helps, you can be comforted, or stressed, or whatever, by the knowledge that Louis knows very well what we thought of it all- a good hour or so after twitter exploded into a giant garbage fire of accusations and acrimony over this, he was still online, indicated by reply to a Dave Allen tweet.

Rolling Stone has added more Harry content: today a companion article to the cover story came out, also by Rob Sheffield, and a playlist. The article had the music quotes that were in the other piece plus more that weren't ("I think of all the great songwriters I love- but they all had their pop songs.....You have to conquer the fear of pop" stands out) and info about some of the bands featured on the very long and thorough playlist. Also on the playlist, some 1D! Olivia is on there as you would expect: Lilo written and strongly-associated-with-Louis faves No Control and Little Black Dress were a happy surprise though. Rob Sheffield tells us on twitter that Harry is a "superb courteous driver" and "literally the best parallel parker I've ever seen," all right calm the fuck down buddy or I'm gonna think you're protesting a little too much, and Hall and Oates reacted to the news that Harry had wanted them to play his 21st birthday but didn't try to hire them because he thought it would cost too much (??) by tweeting that they'd love to play his 30th. RS has also posted a tl:dr of the cover article which is possibly useful. Bet you wish I'd do those bitch me too! But it's hard!

Meanwhile, Niall posted a selfie and a video from the Omega Masters and liked Louis' KMM post.

[dustinbroke]

Recently I saw a simblr that had a sideblog of just their unedited pics and like all the “reject pile” pics and I think I kind of want to do that lol.

[musilizzy]

oc photo challenge - day 3: post the most random, unedited picture you have of your oc!

Since I haven’t really played with Zarina before (she’s mostly for taking pictures), I don’t have any random picture... and normally I only have pics taken with reshade on. 

Sooo enjoy seeing Zarina actually doing something in-game :D I love the way sims play with the pile of leaves. I also took some pictures without reshade for this one!

[blenderkit17]

Loceit dabble

A/N: I’m sorry that I have not uploaded a fic in a while. Nothing has been abandoned I swear! I am just a REALLY slow writer. I have a few fics that are approaching the end. I hope to get them out in the next few weeks, but no promises.

This is a little scene that I wrote for this bigger multi chapter fic I was planning. I might write more for it in the future, but I have some stuff I need to finish writing first.

Warnings: deceit, sympathetic deceit, Unedited drabble,

Logan hurried to finish his dinner and return to his room. The others were suspicious as to way he was anxious to leave, but he claimed he had a lot of work to do. They seemed to have bought it. The truth was that Logan was not going to do any work. He had made plans to hang out with Deceit. They had started to grow closer and Logan was finding that he rather enjoyed his company. Deceit actually listened to him and seemed to really care about what he had to say. He never interrupted him and Logan found that this was a much needed breather from the others.

Logan finally made it to his room. Deceit said that he would be here in a few more minutes. That should be enough time to get things ready. He didn’t want Deceit to leave, so he had decided to take it upon himself to insure that the experience was as pleasant to Deceit as possible. Step one was to hid anything that might trigger Deceit. From his past interactions Logan had concluded that Deceit got saddened when he saw references to anything outside of the now like picture of the sides and Thomas. Logan spotted a pic that Patton had given him for Christmas. It was a portrait of them all. That would definitely trigger Deceit. He also concluded that Deceit was horrified of the others for some reason. To make him feel safer Logan promised to lock the door.

After that was done, it was time for step two. Logan had done some research in what “friends” do when they hang out. Based on that information and the fact that deceit LOVED warm and soft things, Logan had a collection of soft blankets that he covered his bed with. He also turned up the thermostat in his room to a temperature that was more accommodating to a cold-blooded snake.

After about three minutes of preparations, Logan finally felt as if his room was adequate enough for Deceit. He wished he could do more but this was the best he could do at the moment.

Deceit pops up out of nowhere and flops on the bed. Logan chuckles at the sight(Dee is bleping sh) and sits down in his desk chair. “Your bed is always so fluffy and warm,”Dee comments. Logan smirks “is it really that comfy?” Dee is in more casual garments but still warm clothing. He is a very cold snek. “Come and find out,” Dee said, He rolled over to the other side to make room. Logan was confused. He didn’t sound teasing, he sounded genuine. Logan slowly made his way over and ploped next to Dee. Logan instantly sank into the pile of blankets. “Wow this is nice.” “right!” The two sides proceeded to talk about their day and before long, Dee fell asleep in the warm fluff. Logan examined the other face. They looked so calm and peaceful. Logan scratched at the others scales and the other bleeped and snuggled closer to Logan. Logan just melts. It wasn’t too much longer that Logan fell asleep to. His work could wait.

[neoyeppuda]

flower crown - minghao drabble

a/n: hi this is happening bc @myungho send me a great bf minghao pic and it was v cute - lani

warnings: done in an hour + unedited

genre: fluffy n soft

word count: low

“Why did you put the flowers in your hair if you knew the stems were sticky, Hao?” The star-like white flowers that littered his cinnamon coloured hair refused to budge from the delicate stands that they were clinging onto. 

He merely shrugged, “they looked pretty and I wanted the photos to look aesthetic.”

Your fingers continued combing through his locks, trying to pull all the stray flowers, petals and leaves from his hair. Minghao winced every time you pulled some of the foliage from his hair. At the time, shoving flowers in his hair seemed like a great idea, but a few minutes after when he tried to take the out of his hair it turned into the worst photo idea ever.

All the pretty flowers that once adorned his hair now lie in a pile on his thigh, looking quite destroyed compared to the state they were in when he had picked them from the dainty bush. 

"Did you at least get some good photos with the flowers?” You asked softly before pulling the last piece of greenery from his hair.

Minghao nodded with a smile and ran a hand through his now flower free hair as he pulled his phone out to show you the few photos he took.

He was right. The flowers really did look pretty.

[sechangbin]

Buying Snacks; OT9

ok so,,, I’m just hungry tbh

WARNING; unedited and messy lmao

CHAN

would spoil you

like for real

“hey chan I want those packs”

“but they’re pretty expensive-”

“:D!!!”

“...ok fine- only one though.”

in the end, he bought you two lmao

“I’m going to become broke because of you”

“but snacks :(” a frown, just for fun.

buT THEN IT MaKES HIM CONFLICTED BECAUSE YOU’RE FROWNING !!!!!!!  N O !!!!!

 seeing you so happy while eating those snacks makes him feel all warm inside tbh

I also //think// that he’d recommend a lot of snacks? 

“Hey __, you should try this, it’s really good!”

and of course, you try it because you trust Bang Chan™. if it gets a good review from you he feels super proud!!

bUT LIKE, YOU ALSO BUY HIM SNACKS BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD AND HE DESERVES THEM

“C’mon Chan, let me buy you these-”

“nono, its fine.” you know that facial expression he has, where he’s like ‘nah’? yeah, he does that

and then you argue for like a min lol

you’ll lowkey hide it from him, only to give it to him while you two are walking home.

and hE’D BE SO!!! HAPPY !!!! <33

which makes you happy !!!!

and then you’re both happy !!!!!

Chan just really likes treating you in general, even if he’s pouting about his money lol.

//keep reading for the other members!

WOOJIN

the first thing I thought was him getting sulky and pouting when you’re paying more attention to the food.

like,,, you’re just contemplating about which gummy bears you want and he’d be trying to get your attention.

“___! Look, don’t these look cute?”

“huh? I mean, whatever you say, Woojin.” you didn’t even spare a glance, drooling about those gummies.

and then he’d pOUT

you didn’t notice it until you turned around to get his opinion

and when you saw him pouting

yOU’D BE SO SORRY YET NOT AT THE SAME TIME

“omg, why are you pouting???”

“you should know why :(”

and then you’d figure it out and be like aW YOU’RE SO CUTE

and then he’d be like “hOW?? WHERE’D THAT COME FROM?? THANK YOU????”

ok back to the snacks

so then you ask his opinion for which gummies you should get

and then he’d show you which one he likes best

but in the end, he’s like ‘whatever you like!!’ with a big smile on his face

you just wanna give him a hug tbh

aNYWAY

he’d be there to tell you if it’s too much because he’s a mother bear

“no, you already have too much.”

“but,,, they’re good,,,”

“no, you need to look out for your health!!” proceeds to take like half of your sugary snacks and puts them back.

“wow thanks, mOM”

he’d just give you a big warm smile with a chuckle

i love him so much

MINHO

it’d be so cute

like one moment you’re staring at this lollipop

only to look back and see Minho with pink lollipops sticking out of his head.

and the best part is

that he’d act so sOFT USBYUGC

“minho,,, I like your ears.”

he just smiles, “really?? thanks!!!”

and you can’t help but laugh because ?? no problem you cutie????

he’d play so many tricks on you tbh

“mINHO WHERES THAT pACK OF CHOCOLATE I GOT--”

he’d just shrug, but really he hid them inside his sweater

“THOSE WERE THE LAST ONES AND I REALLY LIKE THEM-” 

pause 

“,,, you have them don’t you?”

“:)?”

“mINHO-!”

after many challenges of fighting for your dear snacks, you pledge to never buy food with him ever again.

but that’s a lie because you love him too much

“but seriously don’t steal my snacks ok”

“ok :)”

“stop smiling like that :)”

“ok :^)”

“::::)))???”

CHANGBIN

hE’D TRY TO ACT COOL AND DARK™ WHEN IN REALITY HE’S AS EXCITED ABOUT FOOD AS YOU ARE

“Chang!! bin!! Look !! at !! thESE!!”

“make sure not to eat too much, you already eat enough as it is” lmao stop u savage butt

“PFT please you would totally eat these all”

it’s true but he wouldn’t admit it lmao

would totally memorize which candies you like

but would lowkey pretend he doesn’t care because lol dark™

“Hey ___, don’t forget those.”

“oH YEAH, thanks, man.”

he gOTCHU DON’T WORRY

but omg you’d also take small notes about what he likes as well???

“cHANNIEBIN!!! you’re favorite is -insert his fav- right?? Let’s get it!”

“...ok.” anD HE’D SMILE SO WARMLY N CUTE AND IT JUST !!! MAKES YOU SO PROUD !!

ok buying and choosing the snacks is pretty chill with him

but when you two are eating the snacks together it’d be cHAOS

Changbin would totally steal your food and eat iT

at first, it’d be lowkey but then as he get’s more comfortable he’s like wHATEVER and steals it all without caring

and as a comeback, you’d do the same

“cHANGBIN NO ThAT’S MINE”

“hEY LET GO OF MY ARM I’M EATING”

and thEN HE’D JUST POP THE GUMMY IN HIS MOUTH

HE’S NOT EVEN ASHAMED, HE’S JUST LAUGHING AT YOUR SHOCKED FACE

you then proceed to take his small box of pocky bECAUSE YOU’RE SALTY

and then this repeats for like 84 years

even with all this, you two just love to hang and eat together

HYUNJIN

he’s so extra

“Hyunjin look at this-”

“fooOOooODD!!!!”

once he finds something he likes hE HUGS IT

LIKE 

HE EMBRACES IT SO TIGHTLY

“hey hyunjin, let it go we need to pay-”

“nO”

“HYUNJIN ISTG-”

but eventually, he does because if not he can’t eat it lol

The more you two search, the more silly he gets.

he’s like putting chip bags on his head for dramatic effects

and then when you tip the pile over he immediately tries to save his food.

“ahHhH, __!!” and he’s just sulking and it’s so cute like wow- sorrynotsorry for ruining your chip pile

and then you join him because how could you not??

oMG YOU TWO WOULD BE SEEING WHO COULD KEEP THE CHIP PILE ON THEIR HEAD THE LONGEST

LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!

“I BET I COULD KEEP IT ON MY HEAD THE LONGEST”

“LOL OK WHATEVER YOU SAY HYUNJIN”

in the end, hyunjin won because he actually caLMED DOWN AND JUST STOOD THERE TO WIN

like wow, how??

sighs in p u r e

BONUS:

you know those food products with idol stuff on it

yeah there was a Jinyoung section

and hyunjin fREAKED OUT

LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY HUGGING THEM ALL WHILE RUNNING AROUND

IMAGINE HIS BIG SMILE IM-

p.s he also got some foods for his cute doggo <3

guys stop sleeping on my boy

JISUNG

you two almost got kicked out once

it was wild

it’d be pretty chill at first

but then bOOM

like you literally hear a BOOM

and when you look,,, long and behold iTS THE FALLEN SQUIRREL. 

how did he fall you ask???

hE LITERALLY RAN TO HIS FAVOURITE SNACK BC YUM

AND TRIPPED

ASBDUYBDG

it was,,, wild

you couldn’t help but laugh at him and the two of you just ended up giggling the whole time???

jisung, the type to beg for you to pay for his food.

jkjk but like,, he’ll try lol

“_____, pleaseeee??? we’re like, best friends!” what a cute puppy

“pay for your own food-”

he sulks

you fall for it every time

aND WHEN EATING HE’D TOTALLY SHARE WITH YOU suck it changbin

ok, not all the time but like!! most of the time!

he’d even offer to feed you like aW TOO SWEET

omG YOU’D TWO WOULD BE FOOD-TRYING BUDS (does that even make sense?? dsugcdsuy)

like,,, while going through the section he’d see this new type or something

and would immediately get it for the two of you to try

 it’d be so much fun tbh

sometimes you two would get something the other hasn’t tried yet and would play this game??

idk but blindfolds are involved

it’s kinda like a feel/touch/taste test

just,,, without knowing the actual thing

basically, you’d be trying something new without actually seeing it 

so it’d be a super big surprise

“__,,, why does it feel slimy???”

“lol, it’s good just try it!”

“bUT IT FEELS WEIRD-”

you proceeded to just stuff it in his mouth

if you're wondering, it was a jelly stick

this got so long lmao

FELIX

mEME BOI™

he’s a walking meme and this is no exception

he’d be dabbing in front of all the cameras

while you’d be posing beside him with your bags of food

“Hey Felix, I think that person is staring at us-”

“dAB ON THE HATERS-”

actually, I’m not sure if he would actually say that, but lmao

he’d be pretty flustered and embarrassed though

aw so cute

aNYWAY BACK TO SNACKS

a lot of these he has never seen before

so he just kinda finds something that looks good/interesting

and asks you about your opinion

ofc he'd trust you

but like if you said it was good but it wasn't,,,

he'd feel so betrayed

"I can't believe you played me like that"

"but,,, it’s good???"

"i feel so betrayed :'( I thought we were friends"

and then as a sorry, you buy him one of his favourites lol 

"do you forgive me yet"

"yes my bestest friend in the world!! I love you!!!"

and itS JUST,,, ilyt you silly boy,,,

but of course, he’d do the same for you!! 

he’d buy you random snacks that he //thinks// you like

“you like these right??? here!”

“uhhh, Felix??? Idek what those are.”

“O”

like he’d literally just say the letter ‘O’

in the end, you eat it though because why wouldn’t you??

and he’d be so proud n happy

SEUNGMIN

would underestimate how much he’d want to buy

every.single.time

“Oh, I brought $5″

“Seungmin,,, are you sure that’s enough?”

“Yeah, don’t worry! Snacks don’t cost that much, and I don’t think I’d get a lot anyway.”

he ended up wanting so many snacks that it cost more than $15 smh

aND LIKE EVERYTIME HE’S SO S A D

he just,,, wants le snacks,,,

but he got no money,,,,,, same tbh

you can’t help but giggle because lmao???? boi wyd?????

he’s pouting like crazy

sO HE TAKES A PHOTO OF THE SNACKS HE CAN’T GET

they’re not even bad photos, they’re pretty good???

and its like, why are these pictures of small snacks so good???

but this is for him to know what snacks to get next time

so that he won’t forget what he wanted to try and all

sometimes, he just takes out his phone to stare at his pics of the food because he just wants them so much

but like I said before

he never bRINGS ENOUGH MONEY

so sometimes you buy some snacks for him

and he’d be like ‘no!! it’s okay!!!!’

but you’d still buy them for him anyway because he deserves them

and he’d be like !!!!11!! thank you!!!!! I’ll pay you back!!!!

little does he know

that you would still end up paying for him lmao

like Jisung, he’d also share food with you!!!!! 

it’s super pure and cute too like wow

his smile full of gummies just blinded you-

JEONGIN

“tROT CONCERT IN AISLE 3″

seriously though

he’d be holding bags of chips and be singing trot like the cutie he is

and you’d be supporting him 100%

“-insert some trot song bc I'm lazy lol-” 

“yES !!! GO JEONGIN !!!!!! THAT'S MY BOY !!!!!!” AND YOU’D BE HOLDING JELLY STICKS AS IF THEY WERE LIGHT STICKS--

sometimes other people in the store join in bc wow look at this smol boy!!!

and then he’d get so flusTERED AND CUTE--

and these mini-concerts would be completely random lmao

ok but to snacks

anyway

I feel like he wouldn’t want many things??? Idk, but he’d 95% support you and your snacks

that leftover 5% is for when he’s highly worried about your health 

“Hey,,, are you sure you should be getting that?”

“hm? why not?”

“I don’t know,,, it just doesn’t seem like you should eat it. bUT if you want to then don’t let me stop you!!!”

sometimes you listen, other times you don’t lol

but you appreciate it regardless!!

ahh, when eating!!! 

he’d be staring at one of your lollipops

and you’d be like “??? you want one???”

“Is that okay???”

aND OFC ITS OKAY !!

his smiles are like the sun 

and as he gets more comfortable, he’d just take them lmao

but not as much as changbin

tbh I think he gets more and more savage as time pasts sjcuiusd

[sublime-samantha]

Just a Day in the Office

a/n: I know that i have been dead for the past million trillion years. My first ever fic was overwhelming liked by the Hamilton fandom community. but this is not a Hamilton based pic. this is a fic about  the office… the only blog, that i know of, that does The Office based fics is @theofficeimagines  Anywho,, i hope you enjoy it, whether you follow me or you dont: i hope you enjoy

Pairing: Jim Halpert (The Office U.S) x reader

Prompt(s): “Is that what your parents tell you?” “No, they usually tell me I’m a mistake.” AND “Have you considered space?”

Warning(s): I just typed this up and posted it, no joke, so grammar or spelling errors, unedited 

 a/n 2.0: Y’ALL I LOVE JIM AND PAM TOGETHER WITH AWLL MY HEART, THEY ARE JUST THE CUTES, I WANT ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS EVER TO BE LIKE THEIRS, BUT Y’ALL, JOHN KRASINSKI IS CUTE AS HELL, Y’ALL so imma write the anyway. Oh, ps, the lowercase is toat’s intentional

Background info: if ya care to read dis: You are a salesperson at Dunder Mifflin and sit where the big post is by Stanley and Phyllis.

worlds: about 1,283 - pretty short

it was 8:56 am. four minutes till work officially starts. you and Jim decided to take the stairs instead of the elevator. you tell yourself its to change it up a bit, get a bit of exercise, but who are you kidding? you just took the stairs to more time to talk to each other before you have to go sell paper and printers for the next several hours. 

you giggle and smile shyly up at Jim as he opens the office door for you, he smiles at the back of your head and tells you with a chuckle, “okay, yeah, laugh it up sweetheart. i’m not the only one to ever trip while going up the stairs. in fact didn’t you so the exact same thing on halloween?”

you gasped, “Jimmothy, i thought we agreed to never speak of that, besides that you your fault, you were so eager to get in my pants that you wouldn’t let my go for like 30 seconds so i could walk up the stairs.”

Jim hummed,”whatever makes you sleep at night.”

you smiled at Erin as you passed her at the reception desk.

“hey girly.” you smiled and winked at your friend and co-worker Pam as you passed her while walking Jim to his desk. 

“Hey (y/n/n)” Jim responded. Pam glanced at Jim and then you with a half smile.

“woah, Pam, your voice… do like some water or something?” you asked looking at her with a smile.

she hid a laugh and fake cleared her throat, “no i think it was just a frog in my throat.” her phone rang and she smiled at you with that twinkle in her eye and picked up her phone.

you took that as an opportunity to lean down and press a kiss to Jim’s forehead, which was now accessible with him being seated in his swivel chair.

“oh, by the way, remember when you broke our blood oath-”

“-there was no blood, but go on”

“our oath that neither of us would bring up my tripping up the stairs incident, i’m going to steal all of your biggest clients.”

“oh really, cause of i remember correctly, i am better than you,” Jim teased back with a smirk. doing that short pause between each word Jim type of way.

“is that what your parents tell you?”

“nah, they usually tell me i’m a mistake.”

“your patents tell you that too? good cause mine say the same thing about you.

“anywho, imma go back to my desk, but not before i ask my main man Dwight K. Schrute how his weekend was!” you said and put your hand on Dwight’s shoulder, that he immediately shook off.

“(y/n) i do not need to be bothered by unnecessary questions about my free time, that is my business and my business alone. besides, i have bigger things to deal with.” ah, you could just hear Michael say, ‘that’s what she said’..

“and what’s that Dwight?” Jim asked shifting his gaze from you to the beet farmer in question.

“i have a man who wants to buy beets from my beet farm, not that you need to know that”

you and Jim smiled at each other, though your’s was slightly bashful- it always amazes you how Jim can make you so shy and melt into a puddle of goo with just one look, even after years of being together.

you walked to your desk deciding it was time to get started on your work.

11:45, your first out of two breaks, this one and lunch at 1:00. 

you picked up your mug and and went to the break room get another up of coffee.

“Drink anymore of that and you’ll be up all night, causing me to be up all night because when you can’t sleep all you talk about how proud of your sister you are, i get it, your proud that she’s married and had a kid, but i don’t need to hear that at 3:20 in the morning,” Jim said as he walked in, sat his empty mug by the coffee maker, and leant against the counter beside you with his arms crossed.

“okay mister, that was only a couple of times, and i am proud of her, it’s like she’s a little adult.”

“’little adult’?”

“Yes, she is only 21 and she has a husband and a kid, but only 21, so little.”

“M’kay, whatever you say. now hurry up, you take centuries to make your coffee.” 

unbeknownst to you, Jim looked around making sure no one was around and jogged to close the blinds to the main work area. he strolled back to you and wrapped his arms around your waist and nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck and let out a puff of air.

although this was overwhelmingly adorable, it was out of character of Jim at the work place.

“have you considered space?” you teased

Jim let out a small puff of air out of his nose as a laugh / response to your teasing, “actually, i don’t think i have, do you think there’s a dictionary somewhere i could look up that definition?”

“yeah, actually, i bet Oscar has one you could use, it would be under the ‘s’ as in space.” you turned your head slightly to put your nose is his hair to hide your smile.

“i suppose we should get back to work..” Jim trailed off.

you sighed, all you wanted to do was be at your house and cuddled up in bed and maybe have some hot chocolate with Jim, perhaps watch some “Parks and Recreation” but that will just have to wait for several more hours.

he slowly unwound his arms from around your waist, you turned to him and grabbed his mug filling it with the fresh coffee and then your mug. you both walked back to your desks, Jim kissing the top of your head head once you had sat down on your chair. 

ahh, 5:00, quittin’ time, second best time of the day. everyone around you started packing up, you grabbed your purse and started putting the small pile of paperwork you had to finish tonight.

you stood up and walked over to Jim, he was putting on his coat and grabbing his brief case, he pushed in his chair and held out his hand for you to grab.

“so how was the rest of your wok day?”

“well, i got Dwight annoyed to the point he went to Michael to complain about me again then Michael told him to go to Toby, who wouldn’t let him file a complaint, then he came back just made of rage… so i’d say it was a successful day.”

you smiled, “well, lets get goin’, bye, Michael!”

“bye bye, catch ya tomorrow, Jim, (y/n)”

you rode down in the elevator and walked out into the parking lot and to your car.

“okay, so who’s gonna be driving back home?” Jim asked.

“rock, paper, scissors?”

“okie dokie, let’s go,” 

“rock, paper, scissors, shoot.” 

“damn, i didn’t wanna drive,” you said while slumping your shoulders

“ahh, too bad, maybe you should practice your skills, cause clearly, as stated before, perhaps i’m better than you, just perhaps.”

you both got in the car and you put the car in the ignition and backed out and started the drive back to your house.

you parked the car out in the drive way.

you both walked hand-in-hand up to the front door. as you got in the house you took off your coats.

“so what do you wanna do you want to do for dinner?” you asked/

“pizza?” 

“sounds like a plan.”