#Upthebaguette

[imacrispian]

c'est l'heure mes stars

[translatingpostsinfrench]

filleplusprobablement

Je crois que j'ai juste besoin de me faire botter le cul. Genre complètement tabasser et je me débattrai ou défendrai même pas. Ça m'aiderait dans le long terme de juste me faire botter le putain de cul.

I think I just need my ass kicked. Like fully just knocked around I won’t even put up a fight or defend myself. It would help me in the long run to just get my fucking ass beat.

[elmaxlys]

Oui je suis un con sanguin et tu le remarqueras vite à mon poing dans ta sale gueule

[gay-impressionist]

Entre les ponts et mes congés, j'aurai travaillé une (1) semaine de cinq jours en mai

ma france 🫶

[translatingpostsinfrench]

molapote

Imaginrz s'il y avait Deux femmes avec quelque chose de Gay et Bizarre entre elles

bugginzoey

"Ça mais avec des hommes"

effémimaniaque

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

[reddit-eco-plus]

lien

[myrmecomorphisme]

OK mais entre Les Dalton, C'est pas sorcier et Fort Boyard, pourquoi y a autant de séries fr pour gosses dont le générique est un banger absolu ??

[silvanillabean]

macron qui déclare seulement 300k de patrimoine en 2017, on aurait dû aller lui niquer sa m_re dès le départ IL EST PASSÉ OÙ L'ARGENT

[echo-s-land]

[eeios]

First Dinoël posting ! Those are illustrations i made for my first creator's market, centered around dinos and popular science ...

The Thylacine, or tasmanian tiger, was an extinct marsupial from Australia.

The Quagga was a species of zebra from South Africa.

Edit: I updated the Thylacine art, because the inspiration i chose for the frame was an uneducated choice, enjoy this updated version !

[platypusplayhere]

besties, french results for the european elections are kinda disgusting (as expected) and the president just dissolved the national assembly (unpredictable and stupid) which will probably lead to more far right ppl in the parliament (expected and horrible) so my french besties lets go vote on june 30 pls (im begging)

[elmaxlys]

[livingmess-doingherbest]

Okay, now that the ceremony is over and I have access to high quality stills, it's time for the most important question :

will I disguise myself as the masked Torchbearer or the badass Amored Rider lady for Halloween ?

[vro0ms-evil-twin]

[gay-impressionist]

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

[reddit-eco-plus]

@okenki : j'essayais d'expliquer a mon frère non francophone grace a l'aide de mes competence en photofiltre