#VIOLENCE AND KILLING AND MAIMING AND EXPLODING AND MURDERING ETC ETC
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scholarship applications go to hell and DIE challenge
#banana made a post#VIOLENCE AND KILLING AND MAIMING AND EXPLODING AND MURDERING ETC ETC#why will a scholarship help you in reaching your goals? because i dont want to pay tens of thousands of dollars a Year for school#how are you and your family planning to pay for college? WELL WITH A SCHOLARSHIP. I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS#GIVEN I AM FILLING OUT YOUR SCHOLARSHIP APPLICATION. FUCKHEAD#i sent my parents the doc im writing all these essay questions on#and for that latter question#my dad wrote#''By renting out the services of our dog. She can be helpful when she puts forth effort.''#which is funny but not helpful#this is not rebloggable because i simply need to YELL
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it's okay when i make fun of myself for talking weird. all the mixed metaphors and sentence fragments and random microimpressions and adverbs and ands and repetition and inconsistent tone and thought blocks and stuttering and slurring etc etc etc but the Second someone makes fun of the way i talk I Start To Kill.
#not my fault i say da witth (the width) and mah bodeh (my body) and put too much emphasis on the A in thank.#myevilposts#kill kill bite murder chomp maim slay bite bite bite destroy explode kill violence crime etc.
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