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bananasofthorns · 8 months

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scholarship applications go to hell and DIE challenge

#banana made a post #VIOLENCE AND KILLING AND MAIMING AND EXPLODING AND MURDERING ETC ETC #why will a scholarship help you in reaching your goals? because i dont want to pay tens of thousands of dollars a Year for school #how are you and your family planning to pay for college? WELL WITH A SCHOLARSHIP. I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS #GIVEN I AM FILLING OUT YOUR SCHOLARSHIP APPLICATION. FUCKHEAD #i sent my parents the doc im writing all these essay questions on #and for that latter question #my dad wrote #''By renting out the services of our dog. She can be helpful when she puts forth effort.''#which is funny but not helpful #this is not rebloggable because i simply need to YELL

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eemamminy-art · 6 months

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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

#this is so fucking funny #I love this patch already #truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach #which is full of raw eggs #baby boy why #are the gains that important #help #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #alex mullner

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Vanny's type in FNAF is so obvious...

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betrayalandbetrayed · 19 days

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If anyone knows of a crack fic where Jason and Damian are fighting over who has the highest kill count, and it turns into this large thing with like a betting pool. So Oracle takes over and spends like a week determining exactly how many deaths each person has caused.

I think it went Steph and Duke at the bottom with 0, Cass with 1, Dick with 11, then Jason and Damian, and finally Tim in like the 10,000s.

It was funny as far as I remember

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nebulanightsky · 2 months

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Someone asked to see the bonus, and I'm giving them the bonus..

YALL GETTING CROSS WEARS A FAIRY DRESS DOODLES

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pbnmj · 4 months

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the crossover nobody asked for

#especially not me cause my xmen knowledge is base at best #ive absorbed a lot thru flor but not a lot #anywyas i read spiderman and the xmen and didnt really like it #hes barely doing any teacher like help me god i want a funny miniseriessssss #peter parker #pete #my art #i think i should draw more but ill be just projecting my experience teaching onto pete. which is fine #hes happiest when hes bullied by 13yr olds #and in my heart i like to think hes like me. working as a TA to get school experience . before embarking on possibly #the worlds most thankless job ❤️

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eggsdrawings · 2 years

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the shared crush crisis

part two!!

#izuocha #tododeku #mha #bnha #todoizuocha #izch #tddk #i just think these two should be the best of friends ever. and im a genius bc of that.#midoriya is smart he just doesnt think anyone would actually crush on him okay #which is funny bc he pulls literally everyone in this series pretty much #also bkg 100% helped uraraka and Todoroki make those chocolates bc he thought their first attempts were TERRIBLE #hes wingmaning them behind the scenes and denying it #eggsdrawings

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bearsandswears · 2 months

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Asena is perfectly comfortable with nonsexual nudity (you kind of have to be as a werewolf, the clothes don’t come with), but seeing a chance to make Gale blush activates her prey drive.

#bg3 fanart #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 comic #bg3 tav #gale x tav #oc: asena #saw Gale at the renn faire today which was funny cause for some reason I was really suspecting I might #no other Baldur’s Gate cosplays just Gale #changing Asena to a monk really helped me with reasoning out her magic werewolf tattoos #don’t @ me if I’ve missed some glaring Forgotten Realms lore for why this would be stupid I tried to do my research #Asena claims her tattoos absorb and store moonlight to trigger shifting whenever #and that’s why occasionally she’d run around naked at night #but she might just do that for fun anyways #especially since she can’t actually use them during the timeframe of the game #I had a thought that some of the line work is actually incredibly tiny script #Gale gets distracted trying to decipher it (it’s in sylvan)#Asena props herself up on her elbows and is like ‘excuse me you are not down there to read my thighs’

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rambles-about-minecraft-ocs · 6 months

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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-''#only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place''#at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE'#i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

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medouse · 5 months

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there are many. many things. i could say about heracles kindness. but its also the kind of thing that would get him to kill me so maybe i shall keep that to myself for now. but yeah you certainly are zeus' son alright.

#hades 2 #(COUGH COUGH) JACKASS (COUGH COUGH)#i ran into him just after hera which is something that will amuse me for basically forever. hera did you know he's over here.#do you think if i yelled loud enough i could start beef. it could be really funny. you know it would. cmoooon #maybe its bc i'm black but i REALLY hate being called /the help/ get bent heracles #but i am delighted he's heracles and not hercules. sometimes people forget. its nice.

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tiffanyachings · 1 year

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