In Today’s Magic Story...
Chronicle of Bolas: Things Unseen
Last time, Bolas was doing Bolas things! This time, can Naiva and Baishya escape the Ojutai attack?
Oh wow Yasova already had grandchildren when she submitted to Atarka. Blimey.
Oh a “handsome young wanderer”? Someone has a crush~
Excuse you? She may be old, but Yasova can... hang on let me check her card...
As soon as it’s her turn to attack, she can turn the aven translator against the dragon, or vice versa! She ain’t the one who takes things lying down! Do not underestimate your granny!
I agree with Naiva: it shouldn’t be this way. Khans should be ruling instead of dragons, and the Abzan should have a much better mechanic.
Yes, I maintain that Outlast and all the +1/+1 counter tribal associated with it is still better than Bolster. Bite me.
Keeping her hand hidden from the aven on the rock, Grandmother gestured Kill.
I imagine the DOOM theme kicking in here, for what will be an obvious showing of badassery.
Hold up. You go after the aven first??? I mean yeah, take out the mobs and such, but you have a dragon that’s still around, un-debuffed, and fully ready to fight. You guys are bad at tactics.
Also it takes three of them to kill an aven. Just putting that out there.
This is actually a nice crop of Icefall Regent.
Fec and his pecs are good at archery. I’ve been dying to make that rhyme since last week when I missed it.
Reminder that Atarka dragons eat Ojutai dragons for breakfast.
Naiva feeling a bit envious of her sister there, desiring power. Yet more parallels to Nicol and Ugin.
He turned his dark gaze on her. "I will die one way or the other, whether now or later. Discipline teaches us to accept what cannot be escaped."
Are you sure you’re a Jeskai monk? ‘Cause you have a little green in you.
"The rock saved me. I have not seen such a display of earth magic before. May I know your name?"
"That wasn't me. That was my twin, Baishya."
OOF. That's gotta hurt.
Grandma Yasova has had enough of your flirting. Get a room.
By now the dragons had vanished from sight, although now and again a faint thunder marked the direction of their battle.
You sure that’s not a Kolaghan dragon?
Grandmother gave her a thoughtful look. "Has your sister said nothing to you about planes? I thought she told you everything."
Naiva's chest grew tight. "You've talked about such matters with Baishya and never with me?" she asked indignantly.
This kid’s gonna kill her twin.
I can just imagine a baby Nicol and Ugin napping together and it is adorable.
Plants are alive too. You heard it from Ugin.
Sometimes the denseness of this living web comforted me. Sometimes the sheer weight of living things crowded about me like an incessant thunder that never ceases. At those times, life's jangling and roaring troubled my spirit. Sometimes its clamor humbled me, for among these teeming multitudes, I was but a single creature whose existence could be rubbed out and forgotten in an instant. A sapling oak may be crushed by the steps of passing aurochs, and no one would be the wiser. A hatchling chick may fall from the nest and be lost in the grass as if it had never existed. Not that a dragon is so insignificant as an oak or a sparrow, or so I thought, not understanding then that even the smallest, briefest life has its place. That even a dragon's name may be swallowed by the passage of time and vanish into the abyss of oblivion.
--Circle of Life plays in the background--
There’s your word of the day: rectilinear. Not to be confused with rectal-in-ear which... y’know what I regret that joke now.
Oh? Nicol Bolas being chased by Vaevictis Asmadi? *grabs popcorn* This is gonna be good!
Ugin: “I would die for you Nicol!”
Nicol: “Thanks, that saves me a lot of time and effort.”
Is it only the Tarkir dragons that can breath things other than fire? ‘Cause Ugin, Bolas, and Vaevictus all breath fire.
So, I reached into my tiny arsenal of magical tricks and spun a pair of transparent, feather-light globes out of the nexus of colors and into the air.
I underlined the important part here. Ugin’s transcending color already into transparency.
Anyone else: “Thanks for saving me!”
Nicol: “Cool vape trick bro.”
"Where did you come from?" I rasped out.
Well Ugin, when an Ur-Dragon loves themself very much...
Ah, so Te Ju Ki is the originator of colorless magic. The eldrazi technically predate it, but they also transcend magic, so...
"No human, however old, can ever be as wise as the youngest dragon, for we are born with the greatest dignity, intelligence, and power of all creatures." -- Nicol Bolas, pretentious asshole.
Yeah, but your Wisdom stat can still be higher than your intelligence stat. Just ask monks or clerics.
Ugin do learn about what Nicol learned. Get as much info from your enemy as you can. He’s not your enemy yet, but consider it a future investment.
"You shall see. And I will reveal to you my special learning regardless, because we are twins and we should share everything.” -- Nicol
Well you two did both die and get revived, so... par for course?
Nicol: “I know something you don’t!”
Ugin: “Is it the planes beyond this one?”
Nicol: D:
Oh, you’re referring to towns and villages and continents. Lame.
The other dragons he’s referring to are the Primeval dragons.
Anyway, I was sleepy.
Again, don’t know what award this goes under, but -- no wait! The Non-Sequitur Award! For out of nowhere lines like this that don’t match the gravitas of the preceding story!
Red deer? But... elk have never been in red!
"These are markers too big for humans to have made," I said.
"I'm hungry," he answered.
... okay here’s my idea for a game. Hungry Hungry Hippos, but Bolas.
"I'll kill their leaders when I feel like it, but not now. Now I'm going to eat this delicious banquet you've so conveniently hunted for me." -- Palladia-Mors
Translation: “I’m too scared of them, thanks for letting me kill-steal, deal with it.”
NICOL BOLAS DID YOU JUST TRY AND USE MIND MAGIC ON YOUR TWIN HOW F*CKING DARE YOU
Very fitting that the much desired Rebecca Guay art is used for this birth mountain.
...yeah these humans are f*cked. Don’t talk shit about how you killed a dragon if you ain’t ready to kill more.
Two people tilted back their heads and were hit square on the face with a splash of my blood. One sank to the ground as in prayer, hands clasped at her chest, and those who had not reached the blood in time prostrated themselves around her. The other howled with glee, arms raised triumphantly as he shook spear and knife toward the sky in defiance, or as thanks for a heavenly portent.
... are we sure Sarkhan was born on Tarkir? These sound like his people.
Okay, so they do have other dragon skulls. Good to know.
Five settlements, five colors... They are on Dominaria, right? And not on Tarkir? Are we quite sure of that?
Dragons can’t cry.
"They are not as frail as you think them," said Nicol. "Greed is not frail. Ambition is not frail. Their weapons can kill us because they are clever. Because they work together, as they did when they killed our sister. They will come after us because we are dragons. They want to seize our power for themselves."
There’s the Black & Blue of Nicol Bolas.
"You won't have to kill anyone at all, brother. That I promise you. I have a plan, a very cunning plan, because I have taught myself to do something no one else can do." -- Nicol “I’ve got a secret but I’m not telling you” Bolas.
I don’t think it’s planeswalking. If it’s mind magic, then he’s gonna be pretty pissed when he meets Jace in a few thousand years.
But that sense of being left behind still rankled.
Naiva will remember this.
So to hide whisperers from Atarka, she had children sleep next to the grave of a ghost dragon, so that if they were magical it would trigger it early, and it would help them hide their magic...?
You have met teenagers, right? Heck I was a moody teenager and I wouldn’t have hidden my magic! Also, this implies that you’re still getting them to use their magic, but only to hide it -- which still involves using magic that Atarka hates!
“My delicious cousin told me the truth before I ate her!”
Ooooooh snap! Tae Jin using ghostblade!
Now don’t stab the dragon in the eye -- that’s a waste of a good trophy!
"You wear the dragon mark of a ghostfire warrior. Shu Yun made a bargain that all the ghostfire warriors would die in exchange for the rest of the Jeskai people being allowed to live. So tell me: how is it that you even exist?"
Gee, I dunno Yasova. You made a bargain that all the mages would die in exchange for the Temur people being allowed to live. So tell me: how is it that your granddaughter even exists?
This is another award nominee. I don’t know what it is yet, but this two-facedness just needs to be remembered.
And that’s the end of another Magic Story! More spirituality from Ugin, more scheming from Bolas, and a love triangle... yeah that last one’s kinda forced, but oh well. The whole allegory/allusion thing between the twins and Ugin & Nicol is obvious, but I’m willing to see how it plays out. We got ice breath! Kill gestures! Three people to kill a single aven! Jealousy! Mistaken identity! Dragon fighting dragon! Power-hungry! Healing! Green Jeskai monks! Secret-keeping! Ugin’s singing Circle of Life! Existential crises! Vaevictis is a scaredy-cat! Colorless vape tricks! Not secret secrets! Other planes lands! Kill-stealing! Failed Mind Magic! Rebecca Guay! Sarkhan’s ancestors and you cannot tell me otherwise! Five color settlements! Nicol showing UBR! Nicol Bolas being Nicol Bolas! Bad parenting! Killing cousins! Ghostfire! Hypocrisy!
But will Naiva take the obvious path to becoming like Bolas? Will Baishya talk about things with her sister again? How did a ghostfire warrior survive? Will Yasova let it go in this frozen tundra? What can Bolas do that he (allegedly) taught himself that (supposedly) no one else can do? Can Ugin develop his colorless magic even further? Will they meet the primeval dragons? And when will Sarkhan’s ancestors move to Tarkir?
Stay tuned!
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