#Roleplay

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[ceo-of-rockopera]

dewey finn just so we know

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[solemnlyrunning]

do people still roleplay with their ocs? way back in the day i used to do literate rps on amino (shivers) and i lowkey miss it. do people still do that? would people do that with me?

[yoursinsandpunishment]

[memepocalypse]

Hidden Injuries

"Wait - you're bleeding."

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"Okay, I have you, I have you -"

"Don't you dare pass out on me."

"You good? You look a little pale."

"Your shirt... is that blood?"

"Oh, my god, are you serious? I think it's broken!"

"Why would you hide this from us?!"

"Okay - okay, breathe. We're going to help you."

"You idiot! You could have died!"

"I'm - I'm calling an ambulance -"

"Why are you breathing so shallowly?"

"You can barely stand."

"Sit down. Right now."

"I'm going to fix you up, but you have to sit still."

"I've had worse."

"It's not that bad, really..."

"I'm just a little... light headed...."

"It's barely bleeding at all."

"Aw, man, I liked this shirt."

"Oh, yeah that's... huh. That's a lot of blood."

"I'm just gonna sit right here... for a minute..."

"My chest really... hurts..."

"I can't really breathe -"

"Ow. It's fine. Ow."

"I can handle it myself."

"Oh, that? Yeah it's just... it's just a little blood..."

"Barely touched me."

"Why are there two of you?"

"I'll be fine. I'm great. I'm - I'm fantastic. Don't worry about me! I'm just gonna go... into this really nice... warm light..."

[feathery-dreamer]

Luigi dad is great but don't forget to simp for the colleague who joined as Toad

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

[thesexymutant]

I kissed him so he would shut up.

Totally.

Artist: https://x.com/vanreito?s=21

[arsonistic-flames]

Your mom is back

( @/mamatodoroki )

Oh Kami. First Natsuo, now you?

I'm going to actually go die now.

[free-birds-soaring-high]

QUIRK ATTACK - THREE YEAR OLD BRAIN

WOAH, WHAT?!

. . .

*Hawks sat down, staring blankly ahead, hunched over himself. His wings were curled in. He was unaware of his surroundings, or maybe he was, but he knew it would be a bad idea to move.*

[unwavering-devotion]

NBD. IDC. BTW.

stay informed. look out for these dangerous acronyms!

[sothisisablog]

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Hello internet, does this count as loafing

[starlitsheep]

more art from @bogor-o 👉👈

Willoughby, my scruffy old pirate man….. ❤️

[sillystary]

Anybody up for writing this as a roleplay?

tag/comment/dm

The Princess can only be awoken from her slumber by her true love, but countless Princes have failed to do so. When a poor townsman is successful, the royals try to dispose of the man and convince the Princess that one of the Princes is her true love.

[i-h4te-th1s]

do you know who shrimpo is,, you give me shrimpo vibes,,,,

NO I HATE SHRIMP