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tsubanoboo · 9 months

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team mxes doodle

#WANTED FELONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#hows it feel to be the one to seal away a monster but also become one #im joking #but gregory better have a good ass reason for attempted murder #AGAINST MY DAUGHTER #anyway doodble because i got bored #fnaf #fnaf sb #is this spoilers #ruin dlc #ruin spoilers

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champagnemoon · 3 months

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Dating is crazy because most people will encourage you to loosen your standards and follow the whims of your feelings and then if something out of pocket happens leave you to struggle by yourself

#they on Twitter mad at that lady who said she doesn’t want to date felons lmaooo

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m4ndysk4nkovich · 2 months

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a conversation nobody is ready to have is that fiona’s behavior towards debbie could be considered as child abuse

#like when she tackled her to the ground #and neglected her #and verbal abuse of course #but does the fandom want to talk about that? no- they want to talk about debbie hurting poor little (grown) fiona’s feelings #like as if debbie acknowledging that fiona is a felon is the worst thing anybody has ever done in the entire show #shameless #fiona gallagher #debbie gallagher

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sunsoak · 1 month

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I don’t think most people who talk about “crackheads” like this have ever even met one or talked to one honestly. Someone on crack will hear that you’re in trouble and show up expeditiously and beat someone’s ass for you in a heartbeat with the kind of relentless adrenaline packed energy and power that only comes from smoking crack all the time. And they’ll probably scare the trouble off too. A crackhead will truly try to protect you. Many of them have a better moral compass than cops. I can actually think of several situations where I’d genuinely rather call on a crack addict for help than a cop

#look ive just. ive been acquainted with quite a few people who do crack in my years.#they tend to be dependable and hate cops and willing to give almost anything their all.#crack really gives you stamina as fuck. call on a crackhead you get their buddies to come with…#come on. at least where i live a lot of these people are hicks and felons with muscles and a lot of street smarts. u want them on ur side.

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pinkmirth · 1 year

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y’all I’m sorry, but I feel like eren would be a criminal in a modern universe 😭 not a full blown murderer or anything, just petty crimes here and there because he don’t got common sense! he’s probably set something on fire or beat someone’s ass in a bar before

#let’s not lie! eren is very fucking crazy!#he’s EXTREMELY unhinged #probably charged with battery and arson…#his mama carla had to bail him out too! he got dragged by the ear all the way back home #well in all honesty he’s fictional. so he gon be whatever I want him to be! and I do NOT want a felon boyfriend 😭#I’ll continue to pretend that he’s my lil cutie sugar packet baby boy #— harmoni rambles #— (.eren)#eren jaeger #eren

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hoperays-song · 8 months

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This is your best option?

Johnny: Hey dad, Ryan and I are dating.

Ryan, cheerfully: Hi, Mr. Taylor. It's so nice to see you again!

Marcus, looking so confused: You couldn't find anyone better?

Johnny, instantly: Don't say that, I love him!

Marcus: I was talking to Ryan. Really? This family? Seriously, this was your best option lad?

Ryan, hiding a laugh: Yes sir. I want to date your son.

Marcus, nodding slowly: Ok then... *pats him on the back* welcome to the family son!

Johnny, slightly offended silence: ...

#sing 2 #marcus loves both of them #just very confused on why ryan would want to date into the family of felons #but hey more power to him #he does love his son dearly. he does. more than anything. ryan's just publically dated world famous models and actors before #so he's confused but all for it really #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing marcus #sing big daddy #rynny #sing rynny #johnny x ryan

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magnificent-lorenzo · 1 year

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this moment in Hell Bent where Alex is talking about saving Darlington while Turner is talking about saving Alex

#hell bent #hell bent spoilers #abel turner #alex stern #ninth house #he truly just wants to protect people including and especially this tiny felon

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tigresslanzhu · 6 months

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Don’t Be Mr. Moon

Buster: Damn! This calculator is trash! I’m asking for a refund on it!

Eddie: Buster, that would make sense if you actually paid for it, but you can’t do that if you stole it!

Ash: Moon! You told me you’ve stopped stealing!

Eddie: In his sophomore year in HIGH SCHOOL, might I add!

Ash: MOON!

#sing 2021 #sing 2016 #sing buster moon #sing ash #eddie noodleman #once a felon always a felon #nana wants Eddie to end that friendship #ash sent an anonymous tip to the store Buster stole the calculator from #SHE got prosecuted for something Buster did about ten years ago #she has to spend the next two months helping the store with inventory

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vietnyamese · 6 months

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seeing all these antivoting posts are making me lose my mind

#its literally fine to hate biden but if you really wanted to give impact to voting youd encourage people to start #organizing to register disenfranchised people to vote en masse who would actually push ballots left both in local elections and national #its just so privileged to tell people voting does nothing when time and time again black americans have been lynched for even #just getting registered to vote #anyways part of organizing is making voting actually impactful and obviously voting isnt a revolution #but if youre ignoring decades of voter suppression and lynchmobs and throw your hands up then you dont care about representing those people #like no duh organizing and voting arent 1=1 but organizing should encompass voting in some ways #color.txt #anyways. ugh. ugh. i just hate the black and white view thats everywhere #your organizing shoulddnt be guys lets just stop voting but lets get felons and suppressed areas to vote

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imwritesometimes · 8 months

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It's so funny to me to see the same ppl who do not give shit about inmate rehabilitation programs or ensuring ex cons can find jobs and housing once they are released and who do not ever care about the rights of felons suddenly think being convicted of a felony/serious crime shouldn't matter if you wanna be the president

#look. I don't want to go into specifics cause it's not MY personal legal record #but I know and am related to ppl who have been to prison. I know how hard it is when ppl come out #to get jobs. secure housing. to be treated with basic human decency. even if the crime they served time for was not violent or anything.#and how it creates a cycle of disadvantage for these ppl #but their special-est orange calf might be a felon now so it shouldn't matter! but only for him of course!#drug dealer with a felony sentence is a piece of shit who should die #every day I wake up in america and want lazer eyes to vaporize ppl with #erin explains it all

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mush-dooms · 6 months

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the 2024 presidential election is going to be... unfortunate to say the least. we're literally choosing between someone actively participating in the genocide of innocent people or someone actively advocating for the downfall of the democratic society in the united states.

#steph's rambles #politics #us politics #palestine #like. we need a new democratic candidate asap because anyone with human decency doesnt want to support israel rn #and supporting orange felon is also batshit #truly between a rock and a hard place

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particlexxdealer · 1 month

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MCU’s beef in not letting people’s nemesis live is their downfall. 😩😩

#ooc #yes I’m still bitter about yellow jacket leave me alone lmao #I wanted spoiled rich man fighting ex-felon for Hank’s attention #like some high school drama #even tho it’s obvs Scott won #plus imagining another avenger entering his turf like 'omfg this dude REALLY hates you WHY'

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jihef03 · 4 months

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Love it when they lean into Lucky Luke being almost some of sort Michael Myers type but heroic.

#thinking about the “justice for the daltons” episode where luke is a wanted felon and messes psychologically with the brothers #or in lucky luke wanted where he manages to catch nearly the whole joss jamon gang using the shadows #or when he breaks into the hight security jail to give the warden a piece of his mind #lucky luke #if you're a criminal luke is like pretty horrific lol

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onepawproductions · 5 months

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Blooper: Stormy Boi is a Wanted Smol Criminal

So, funny story...My cat Stormy Boi (Stormy Mallormy the World's Best Stormy), LOVES the mail. Every day, sometimes up to two hours in advance, he takes up watch by the mail slot. He sits. He waits. And then...

The slot toggles! He leaps, LEAPS INTO ACTION! Up, up, up on the table, his chonk splayed across its surface, his wee pooper paw stuck up the slot, his furry claws and lovely toe beans flapping in the breeze outside the house. His tiny cute eyes straining to see up the tilted channel of the mail slot.

And the mail? Why, it's all over the table, the floor, half in and half out of the slot. Giant mess.

But Stormy Boi is so happy!

The mailman...not so much. So we had to make a flap out of duct tape and cardboard, and now he can play with the flap...and Mr. Mailman is safe once again!

Oh, buddy...

My only regret is that the noise cancellation on my mic doesn't let you hear his Very Good Boi Purr!

#fanfic #podfic #the muddy princess #dramione #cats #cats of tumblr #catus interruptus #how is my cat a wanted felon omg

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alcorian · 7 months

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guys please send me opbee headcanons or ideas. i just got some really bad news and i crave cute opbee to feel better

#alv posts #opbee #optimus prime #bumblebee #transformers #if anyone is wondering i just found out my dad is a wanted felon! [everythingisfine.jpg]#i am accepting condolences in the form of opbee headcanons and legal advice

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shmorp-mcdurgen · 1 year

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....is the alt au bps wanted by the fbi

Yeah

#asks are neat #tmc alternate au #they’re all wanted. maybe Sarah is less in the forefront but still #even johnnys a convicted felon- /j

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