#WHADDAHELL MAN

[ninjasmudge]

was it worth it? to take the flavour out of every product so you could market it as 'now reduced salt!'? that everything tastes bland and unsalted and unspiced so that you can say its less calories? why are you taking the salt out of stock cubes??? they are supposed to be salty flavour cubes why did you take the salt and the flavour out of them???

[kaoharu]

these guys gay as fuck why are they trying to get hitched

[mosspapi]

My tumblr is just. Opening ads???? Like I can't see them on my screen, I don't Think I'm tapping on them, but I'm just getting kicked out of the app and redirected to a new Firefox window that opens after u click an ad. What the fuck

[sideblogdotjpeg]

friend suggested hadestown wait for me as a naddpod c3 song. and. man. the PARALLELS. anyway heres calliope as orpheus

[mail-me-a-snail]

would you let dr snail do your top surgery and/or bottom surgery. be honest

[feelo-fick]

tumblr images havent been loading (on all devices + accounts + web and app) for the entire day this is insane... no clue whats going on because it seems to be working for literally everyone else?? what is happening...

[ivorysodapop]

A3! but in their fits from our Sims game

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[raetreaderarts]

I was blessed with the power of draw anime husband at the ripe hour of 5 o’clock in the morning and oh baby!!!!! It’s him!!!!!!!!

If you saw my last drawing of him, my condolences, it looks like hot garbage please don’t go out of your way to find it, so I wanted to redeem myself and draw him actually well. There’s like zero fan art of him out there and I can’t be out here giving the Minoura fandom a bad name (the Minoura fandom is literally just me probably but like hmu if he’s also your favorite character 💪)

[reinabeestudio]

Oh god i spent most of the day focusin on this game just so I could fight B*ue🗿

[seekerstone]

kafka this & kafka that. had a dream that somehow three full grown adult ravens & one injured raven fledgling got in the apartment, along with a very angry kitten, & my immediate first response to this was to pull out my phone & text my supervisor that i was going to be late to work. now THAT’S pathological

[cattailtales]

ok ik I said the first episode of loki s2 felt all over the place but after rewatching all of s1 (again..) s2’s first ep felt a bit less crazed…

That said. s2 ep2 was All Fuckin Over The Place

[the-acid-pear]

um i need someone to help me with something but its a bit of a secret mission so dm me if you're willing......................

edit: plan cancelled i found out the truth.

[kaoharu]

WHAR THVE FUCK ITS 1AM I WAS SUPPOSED TO SLEEP oopsies guys

[mosspapi]

Dawg I bruised my calves like. Almost 3 months ago getting into bed (long story lmao) and they Still kinda hurt to touch. Like ig it doesn't Hurt hurt but it feels tender. What the actual fuck

[flockrest]

Oh boy, is he glad to hear from you, @galestrings!

"Your form in flight is . . . noteworthy, given your age. Tell me, Tulin -- when did you start flying on your own?"

     He takes it as he always takes these kinda words from Master Revali: with a giddy buzz tickling his throat, a huge warmth blooming in his chest, and a bright, tinkly singing in the crevices between his bones. The swelling notes of pride ring all the way down to the tips of his wings, which've been splayed out to soak up the sun as he catches his breath from his latest circuit through the Flight Range.

     ( Honestly, he doesn't think he's been doing anything real mindblowing with his flying. S'just practice, and all practice is more tiring-in-the-best-way than anything. But if there's anybody who knows their stuff 'bout flight — no doubt it'd be the most awesome ever master who can muster his own updraft!

     So—! If he's finding Tulin's flight great enough to deem "noteworthy"—...! )

     "D’you mean that?!" bursts outta him as soon as he’s got the voice for it, and he's turning over from where he's laid on his back to grin straight up at Master Revali. Blizzards, there aren’t enough wows in the world for Tulin to express how totally WOW!! this is! On the next beat, he's climbing to his feet with a pump of clenched wings and a determined set to his shoulders. "'Cause I'm only gonna keep getting better and better, y'know! 'Til I can fly just like you!"

     The question tempers his sudden excitement, but only a little! Tulin's still practically glowing as he searches for the answer, digging through memories of a time he feels like he left behind ages ago. Bit by bit, though, the thrill of being recognised fades — replaced with the mild daze of having to think very, very hard.

     Flying on his own is different from flying at all, right? He's pretty sure Master Revali isn't asking when he started fledging. Preeeetty sure. Hmm...when was the last time anyone carried him through the Windlines for real? Was it during his eleventh winter? No way, it was sometime in his tenth...or was it his ninth? No, no, wait...er.

     "...I don't really remember," he admits, sheepishly. Please don't be disappointed, Master Revali. Oh, oh— but if there's something he can definitely, definitively say 'bout this— "But I started first! I started flying on my own first outta the fledglings!"

[orcelito]

they are literally so married for Real