#WHADOYOUMEAN

[croded]

so that one friend I managed to convince into watching link click.

here are a few of her sins (in my opinion)

didn't pay attention to s1e5 and hence completely fucking forgot what even happened in the episode when I excitedly asked if she cried. one of the most impactful, most emotional episodes in the whole show. and she forgot what happened. i could have forgiven it if it was like a 50+ episode show because I did only say "episode 5" and it's hard to remember exact episodes but first of all she JUST FINISHED S1 LESS THAN A DAY AGO and second of all S1 IS ONLY T E N EPISODES LONG???

forgot cxs's name??? girl how the fuck did you finish the entirety of season one and NOT REMEMBER THE BEST BOY'S NAME? same goes for qiao ling. "that one girl" what do you m e a n .

I was happy she was recommending link click to our other friends too until she said "if you watch it in 2x speed you can finish it faster!" I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU FINISHED S1 AND 2 IN THREE DAYS WHEN WE HAD 10 HOURS OF SCHOOL. IS THIS WHAT YOUVE BEEN FUCKING DOING- I have no words

there is a chance I am too serious about this show but I don't even do this with my casual watches???

anyway these are sins in my eyes. i was happy until I was enraged. should I even have recommended it in the first place. should I have gatekept it. i don't even know anymore

[30-th-century-man]

help me mario its me the git who cleans up the flat where you technically live last time you were here you slammed two cases of heineken and a Tesco gin and tonic and left all yyou cans over the stairs and rhe walk in to the kitchen and it was kind of gnarly . and you also were smoking really thin cigarettes ans you used the old can as an ashtray and you judt kind of left the horrible ash/beer slurry mixture ehere i had to pick it up and clean it off so they could go in the recycling. . that sort of hurted my feelings because i felt like you didnt value me or my house as morr than a tip/dumping grounf . also the landlady came down a few nights ajgo and said that if you dontmake the flat your primary residence shes goung to have to kick you off the lease. i dont thunk she can do that but im not a solicitor and i have bugger things to worry about like tha large splatter of grey Heineken on the carpet and what ican only assume is your rent for the month stuck to the ceiling with what appears to b aforementioned paste. ueah so if you coulf come round and help me clean up that'd be good, i would say no pressure but i need to go and pick up my drawing tablet ftom your brother today so asap is ideal yeah. i feel like this is some sort of precipice in your life an living situation whadoyoumean ???? youre collecting coins ?????? what dos that mean? hello? hello?

[nameification]

whadoyoumean only two more weeks of Doing Nothing

[sassenashsworld]

Jay : Mom, why are you always working

Me : Euh.... whadoyoumean?

Jay : You work for the school and for the Charming Prince and for Mimi and for Aunt Dance (yeah hm... I'm not.kidding here) and on your computer, all day long, late at night

Me : ... ...

Jay : The week and the week end and in vacation...

Me : Aaarf... listen. When you want...

Jay : And for the farmers, and for Miss Laferiere and for the mayor and for-

Me : OK, I get it. Wanna play a video game?

Jay : Yeeeaaah!

[nocturnegyser]

The morning after

Warren x Reader(raccoon)

A/N: ik this insinuates the nasties but i can assure u... it’s not about the nasties

———

November 1st, 7am, the morning after Halloween night. It was (y/n)’s first Halloween away from her brother but it didn’t bother her or her brother too much.

It had also been (y/n) and Warrens first Halloween that they were dating.

(y/n) opened her eyes, feeling like she jumped off a building, she also had a distinct taste in her mouth she could quite put her finger on. She sat up to realize she was in her room and noticed her room, was a mess, a bigger mess than usual, she was gonna deal with it later after noticing Warren on her floor.

Feeling groggy and half awake, (y/n) attempted to wake herself and Warren up, “Duuuuudde.” She started poking him with her foot.

“Mmmmmhmhmhmmmmmm,” Warren did not want to be disturbed.

“Psssstt, Warreeeeeennnn...... Waarrrrrreeeeeeeennnnn,” (y/n) was obviously trying her hardest to wake him up

“mmmmmmmmmwwwhhhaaaaaaaaattt.”

“Dude what the hell happened last night...”

“Whadoyoumean,” Warren slurred his words together

Warren poked his head up opening his eyes and looking around

“Dude.... what the hell happened last night..”

Both walked got up and walked out of the room, eye boogers in their eyes, tired on their face.

Warren had a bunch of wrappers on his wings, and (y/n) had a sucker stuck on her tail, neither noticed any of these things as they were heading to the kitchen for coffee and trying to remember what all happened the night before.

—

They walked in and immediately, everyone in there, Jean, Scott, Kurt and Jubilee all immediately began talking to them at once

“Woah you guys are still alive?”

“Damn you guys are crazy”

“You guys good? (y/n) you have a sucker on ur tail”

“Are guys ok from last night??”

Both Warren or (y/n) just stood there not knowing who to address first

“Guys..” Warren began, not trying to tell everyone shut the hell up. “What the hell even happened last night.”

“You guys are some serious animals,” Peter added, walking in while pulling up a video on his phone

“IM GONNA JUMP OFF THIS HOUSE AND WARRENS GONNA CATCH ME”

(y/n) was in the video shouting and Warren was shown passed out in the grass

(y/n) then jumped off the house in the video and landed face first in a rose bush on the side of the house

“OOHH” the whole group exclaimed when watching that whole thing unfold

“Well that explains the pain in my.... everything..” (y/n) still tired to react

Peter pulled up another video of Warren being blown out a window by Jubilee sending him flying out onto the lawn

“And that explains why— ah Jesus are there wrappers on my wings??” Warren finally noticing the abundance of candy wrappers entangled in his wings

“Damn, I guess after we both fell 2 stories, we both came back home and ate a shit ton of candy... that must be the taste in my mouth... I’m hoping at least,” Warren blushed as did the rest of the group but (y/n) was just too tired to think.

“Yea after you guys basically jumped out of the house at the party, Warren finally got up and took both you guys home, we didn’t know what happened to you two after that,” Scott answered trying to help the chaotic couple remember.

“Oohh yeah huh, and on our way home we stopped by somewhere and got candy,” (y/n) was remembering.

“Where though? There are no stores around for miles,” Warren asked.

“Oh god did we steal some kids candy”

Kurt finally decided to speak up, “There was a lot of candy by the front, I think some kids who didn’t want their candy just left it there.”

“Ooohh ok, that’s explains that.”

“So we got fucked up at the party, both fell two stories, flew home, stole unwanted candy and passed out in your room..” Warren finally putting everything together

“Looks like it,” (y/n) replied

The two decided to take that day to recover from last night.

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

Me: ...okay but I don't hate eye contact so I'm probably faking this whole thing????

My brain, one day: You have no problem making eye contact?

Me: Yeah?

My brain: ...do you ever actually make eye contact?

Me: whadoyoumean?

My brain: How come you always know right away when your friends get a new pair of glasses and usually their nose shape as well but you can know people for years and have no idea what their eye color is?

Me:

Me: waitholup-

[iamselenav]

💀💉 __ #melaniemartinez #quote #beauty #painisbeauty #pinkasthetic #lyrics #bath #pink #purple #asthetic #whadoyoumean #opinions #quotes #melaniemartinezquotes #grunge

[messyspacespades]

*LOCK PICKS YOUR FRONT DOOR*

*BULLDOZES THROUGH ALL YOUR FURNITURE*

*KICKS DOWN YOUR BEDROOM DOOR*

*BACKFLIPS ON YOUR  COMPUTER*

*GRABS THE SIDES OF YOUR FACE WITH MY HANDS*

WHADOYOUMEAN ITS DESMOND'S BIRTHDAY?! WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION?!

*Cannonballs into your wall*

*Jumps out your window and runs away*

[blossomsofopossums]

Whadoyoumean my fursona can't also be my BNHA oc???

[bootygangjames]

wait whadoyoumean

[adiyaathi]

i WASNT EVEN INCLUDEd WHADOYOUMEAN

THIS IS WHAT IM TELLING U JUST MISSES SMH

How did julie telling me to call her akka bc of a karthi suriya interaction turn into balaji mohan replying to and liking our tweets due to vmp getting dragged in @adiyaathi @luminouscassian