imagine travelling for your job and coming home to simon (big and beautiful and mia-for-two-months simon) holding your cat up like one would carry a baby. they’re standing by the balcony door in your living room, watching the people who are walking by.
“uhm,” you begin, shocked and exhausted. “what…”
simon turns just enough to meet your eyes. “m’teaching sasha how to be observant. little girl didn’t even blink when i walked in.”
“you don’t have keys to my place.” you lick at your chapped lips. “you shouldn’t have keys to my place.”
“i know,” he grunts, adjusting his hold on her. sasha just plops her head on his chest again, her tail slowly swaying behind her and her big eyes slow blinking at you.
you give her your own slow blink and you wish you could pick her up from simon’s arms but—and here’s the issue—you still don’t understand why he is here. why is he back?
“did you break into my home?” you finally ask, quiet and anxious.
simon just sniffs, patting sasha’s rear, and looks away. sasha lets out a purr.
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
peter burke is so funny bc he’s a completely normal guy except he’s been obsessed with two people to a point of stalking (his wife and the conman he chased for years) but it’s fine bc they’re just as obsessed with him 😭???
If Henry's voice on the phone was a tether, his body is the gravity that makes it possible, his hand gripping the base of Alex's neck a magnetic force, a permanent compass north. - Red, White & Royal Blue chapter 13
Spy vs Spy but I'm back at it again with my nonsense.
Ages ago I loved these two as a kid and especially so when MAD came to CN. I somehow got reminded of them recently and had to draw them- with a twist of course :3c