#WHY IS MY XOOLING SO BAD THIS WEEEK!!!!
Text
Dear Tumblr today I am in utter misery (I'm actually fine), every act of creation has been an utter failure (that's a lie. My cooking has just been meh), and I think the only reasonable explanation is that I've been cursed by a wizard (no it isn't.)
#the duck quacks#WHY IS MY XOOLING SO BAD THIS WEEEK!!!!#Monday was fine. aaaalmost fucked up my omelet but we good#Tuesday didnt cook#Wednesday made scrambled eggs on accident because i was TRYING to flip my omelet but it did that thing where it flops on itself#and i got so angry i beat it to hell with a spatula and ended up eating the scrambled eggs bc else it would be a waste#i jate scrambled eggs.#AND TODAY#I BAKED MY FAVORITE COOKIES#AND THEY TURNED OUT BAD AND IDK WHY#THETE SUPPOSED TO BE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE DOUGH WAS FINE IT LOOKS FINE#BUT IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER ITS JUST GROSS I HAD MY FAM TASTE IT AND EVERYONE WENT#“yeah what happend wtf”#AND THEN I FUCKED UP AIRFRYING#AIRFRYING!#CHICKEN NUGGETS!#i mean they were no that bad but i cooked them with potato fry thingies#which ended up too brown for my liking#but the chicken nuggets werent cooked evenly on each side so one had this weird ish texture which i hate sm#I AM SUFFERING#(im fine just felt like complaining bc *cmon*)
5 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
