#AND THEN I FUCKED UP AIRFRYING

[duckduckngoose]

Dear Tumblr today I am in utter misery (I'm actually fine), every act of creation has been an utter failure (that's a lie. My cooking has just been meh), and I think the only reasonable explanation is that I've been cursed by a wizard (no it isn't.)

[heeracha]

## end of the line. — p. jongseong

synopsis: thinking it was a hotline for people who just need someone to talk to, jay calls. but why did a clueless student answer? with jay’s phone call has a time limit, you, the clueless student, insists on staying with him until the end of the line.

pairing: jay x f!reader

content/genre: college au (wow shocking), slowburn, fluff, angst and crack, smau.

warning(s): swearing, mental health deteriorating, lonely thoughts, i'll put it on every chap if there's anything you need to look out for.

note: hahaha im horrible, yes, delaying wob again, im so sorry. i just,,,,, idk lets say this is self-indulgent bcs fuCK its obvious im not doing too well for the past months lmAO AHHSDH,,, anyway,, yep. hope u enjoy whatever the fuck this is T_T. TAGLIST CLOSED. remember my bullshit last night about this not being as angsty as ymtm? yeah i take it back, i have the alt ending written already. HA.

tags: r.asks: eotl, eotl updates, eotl thoughts, eotl spoilers

profiles. / profiles 2.0

ep 1. — the one with the moving in (pilot).

ep 2. — the one with mommy looking for a daddy.

ep 3. — the one with too much workloads.

ep 4. — the one with donald duck.

ep 5. — the one with the hotline.

ep 6. — the one with the ppg leader, blooming.

ep 7. — the one with the style note.

ep 8. — the one with y/n's 15 minute-bf.

ep 9. — the one with reunited by peaches & herb.

ep 10. — the one with sulley and boo.

ep 11. — the one with the ghosting.

ep 12. — the one with the ghosting 2.0.

ep 13. — the one with three am bbq.

ep 14. — the one with bubs coming back.

ep 15. — the one with the cat naming.

ep 16. — the one with the lukewarm coffee.

ep 17. — the one with jay cooking his sadness away.

ep 18. — the one with the giggly simp in sunoo's dorm.

ep 19. — the one with the cream puffs request.

ep 20. — the one with jay's sweater.

ep 21. — the one after the bake sale.

ep 22. — the one with the three boxes.

ep 23. — the one where jay (almost) won.

ep 24. — the one with the backup plan.

ep 25. — the one with the rude girl and the guy with no manners.

ep 26. — the one with the sad face.

ep 27. — the one with the "you too" replies.

ep 28. — the one with the "i fell first, they never did" trope.

ep 29. — the one with jay can't because he's busy.

ep 30. — the one with sunoo blocking jay in his priv.

ep 31. — the one with sunoo leaving the group.

ep 32. — the one with jake throwing a shoe at jay.

ep 33. — the one with bubs' messages.

ep 34. — the one with bubs and honey catching up.

ep 35. — the one with jay trying to talk to y/n.

ep 36. — the one with jay's way of confessing.

ep 37. — the one with jay being so close (for the millionth time).

ep 38. — the one where honey called bubs by her real name.

ep 39. — the one with ur mom vibes.

ep 40. — the one with y/n crying for the hundredth time.

ep 41. — the one where minho gets a headache.

ep 42. — the one with sunoo becoming a caregiver.

ep 43. – the one with the letter.

ep 44. — the one with sunghoon being a drama queen.

ep 45. — the one with the matching icons.

ep 46. — the one during y/n's sad hours.

ep 47. — the one where jay doesn't care about y/n.

ep 48. — the one where jeongin spoils y/n.

ep 49. — the one where they decide they either fix it or have closure.

ep 50. — the one where everything's okay.

ep 51. — the one where minho will airfry jay and y/n.

ep 52. — the one with the ending, but not the end of the line.

alternative ending. — the one with y/n staying with jay even after the line ended.

[emperornero]

I could take care of this beautiful animal and I will be the first person to show affection for it ever so it will never run away in fear of being neglected again, unknowing to the fact that I will not take care of it very well because I know it wont leave anyway, until we both die in an electrical fire because i was airfrying potatos and accidentally sprayed the outlet with water while trying to get that dirty fucking emaciated beast off my counter, and the firefighters note that I loved that thing a lot and make up the story that i bravely yet foolishly died trying to rescue it from the fire though in reality i freaked out and threw it towards the fire and ran away but hit my head on a fallen beam and got knocked out and died

[lucifersresources]

stupid shit said in discord servers part four meme. ft special guests from my dnd party!

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!  

i never wanna think a cop is funny.

flirty rat man was my nickname in college.

the moon sounds like a fun place to be.

thinking a cop is funny is a gateway drug to being a republican.

today i learned she would punch a seagull.

booty call via shared thoughts.

it's fallen angel math.

i want em gorgeous, awful and bloody.

the fuck did i just read.

i just didn't know what knotting was. i miss those times. i miss five minutes ago.

you're not an edgelord, you're just pathetic.

there will be no butt sniffing in my god fearing house!

wanna see how gay my kindle looks?

i saw a book review titled "unlikely travel companions fight their inner demons" and i just think that's all of us

come to america and we can lay down together with no spoons

sitting in vc with the two of you is probably a bit like couples therapy

i'm not a planner i'm a go with the flow-er

penguins are all non binary, confirmed

the world is a gay penguin waiting to fly

this is a win for the lgbtqa+ community, penguins are gay

new pride mascot just dropped: penguins

it'll be me shoving you in the PIT OF HELL

i'd push my friendguin off an iceberg for money ngl

penguins can accidentally end up in gay relationships

penguins are friends not food

they made weed legal in my state so now all the cop dogs are confused

they always stand there dick to dick

the giraffe wanted a pillow

have you smelt the grass?

like, sure, i am picking fights, but in an affectionate way

well now i'm contractually obligated to fight you

it's like a suburban mom's wet dream

NO ONE EVER TRUSTS WHAT I SAY. THATS LIKE GIVING ME THE NUCLEAR CODES

sure, i'm better than donald trump, BUT LIKE THAT ISNT SAYING MUCH

doe, a deer, a female deer. Die, a long long way to hell -

i know you're a bot but get a grip

the jerking off motion at you is flirting

i hate it when my upper body grippers don't grip.

have you tried the lower grippers?

having to explain my joke makes me want to murder you

don't take my inches away from me, i need all the ones i can get.

nevermind, I'm not an eldritch horror anymore

are you a pretty worm?

i'll airfry a ghost i'm not afraid

kinky. not into that though

gay stuff in the creepy basement causes swollen lips?

*eddie culz voice:* say it out loud.

my brain just imagined Edward Cullen in like a rap outfit

eddie culz before the beat drops: hold on tight spider monkey

but am i a pretty melon?

what is ur secret, thumb

you guys are both bullies, you dont count

i am a hole

not to be a hole about it, but me too.

i am become cheese

mm i'm so edible.

STOP THE LESBIANISM SHES TOO OLD FOR YOU

DON'T LICK MY ASS

i was eating my ass

sometimes it takes a dick to teach

when u don't get a regular boner but a fang boner

he fakes his death a lot

the threat is… unthreatening at best.

i imagined a finger waggle. it’s important.

the ghosts are still in *name* and *name's* head. fucking sick bro.

we see an exorcist fucking freak crawling along the ceiling...

Dora The Explorer: Madre, Pick Me Up I’m Scared Edition

Skel and the eTons make their debut into the world.

YOU GOT NOTHING IN YOUR BRAIN! HOLLOW MAN NO BRAIN!!!!

critique me, writing daddy

it's me and my guiding bolt against the world

humans can’t exactly lick their own assholes

[buradeeznuts]

I could take care of this beautiful animal and I will be the first person to show affection for it ever so it will never run away in fear of being neglected again, unknowing to the fact that I will not take care of it very well because I know it won’t leave anyway, until we both die in an electrical fire because I was airfrying potatoes and accidentally sprayed the outlet with water while trying to get that dirty fucking emaciated beast off my counter, and the firefighrts note that I loved that thing a lot and make up a story that I bravely yet foolishly died trying to rescue it from the fire though in reality I freaked out and threw it towards the fire and ran away but hit my head on a fallen beam and got knocked out and died.

[silvyavan]

BLACK CLOVER CHAPTER 356 LEAKS

PART 1 HERE

Yuno: I see no god up here... EXCEPT FOR ME

YUNO TOOK THE ASTA DEATH ALLEGATIONS SO FUCKEN PERSONALLY

Yuno: this is my own private cubicle, I will not be harassed! Bitch!

"THAT WORD IS RESERVED FOR ONE GUY AND ONE GUY ONLY, YOU KEEP IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. ID RATHER BE A WIDOW AT 18 THAN CALL SOMEONE ELSE MY RIVAL!" ENERGIES. NOT BEATING THE GAY ALLEGATIONS EVEN A BIT.

Meanwhile Lucius is giving "I am so airfried over this how dare you fuck up my fragile plan when I'm on 2 hours of sleep and no coffee."

It's fucken INTERESTING how to Yuno, the word rival symbolises not just his bond with Asta but also how the one person who's always ahead of him (in his mind) is always supporting, caring for him and pushing him to be better and better.

Whereas to Lucius, he considers a rival the exact opposite, a force that's primarily against him and built to directly to oppose him, which he has to brute strength/mana overpower to achieve his goal.

One believes a rival is the closest and most sincere form of support while the other sees it as a hindrance that must be destroyed!!! Insane over this shit!!!

[shadowkira]

I haven't eaten in over 24 hours and my broken fucking oven is forcing me to airfry my pizza. I am too damn high for this shit.

3 things happened at work today (actually way more.)

1.) Accidentally pissed off my Practice Manager because I'm socially awkward and didn't realize that only certain people can make joking suggestions at her. I genuinely didn't mean to come off as rude and then my brain fixated on it... all. Fucking. Day.

2.) My other coworker tried to dodge work again, successfully because I'm too nice... Waiting to do tasks until it was just the two of us working and to go on break within the last two hours of her 12 hour shift. (We start with 4 people at the beginning of my shift at 2pm, we end up as two people by the end of her shift at 8pm.) After she left me at the desk for her break, I went and sat in my car because I felt too nauseous to eat. My coworker was apparently not capable of covering the desk for half an hour while I was within sight outside. She even came to get water from right in front of the door my car was parked at and never once tried to get me.

3.) As I was coming back from my break and was finishing a call with my mother, a woman pulled up to our building. I ended the call as abruptly as possible because the woman was distraught and clutching am unresponsive puppy in her arms. I held the door for her and helped her inside and am yelling for the coworker in 2 to call for a nurse. She was just staring at me slack jawed instead of, doing anything? Here our third coworker, coming in to relieve the other woman, has already called. But the slack jawed girl couldn't even say something? I couldn't hear or see the third person. 🫠 If you can't respond to stressful situations, then you cannot do this job. It is going to lead to bad things.

[1eos]

im airfrying some chicken wingettes and started thinking abt pri’s post where someone hopped on and implied listening to kpop is not only inherently bad but worse than donating to ao3 and its really sad that explotation of workers is only an issue as a gotcha towards an industry you don’t enjoy.

cuz its like.....fanfiction is fiction based on existing media and every industry of existing media is hella rotten. video game devs are over worked and underpaid. vas are constantly being paid pennies. animators are paid dust and risk burn out and injury every damn day. same with manga artists. how many big name artists have already had to pause projects bc they were so broken down from insane deadlines? actors are constantly at risk of being hurt and taken advantage of on sets, at casting calls, at auditions etc. hell even in the publishing industry there’s nepotism, racism, sexism. omg remember when someone was deemed ‘not gay enough’ and had their manuscript rejected?

I COULD GO ON. but you rarely see ppl go ‘omg ew you READ? BOOKS? don’t you know how fucking corrupt publishers are? omg you watch NETFLIX SHOWS? so you support underpaying crews and purposefully cancelling most projects before a certain season to avoid renegotiation of contracts?’ but everyone swears up and down they hate exploitation of workers............hmmmmmmmmm 

[nco05]

Ty for the tag @bellcza! I hope you have a wonderful day today (or tomorrow cuz timezones are confusing as hell)

Wall of text under the cut, I have the netiquette down people!

Last song: Stikstof - GRONDLEGGERS I saw Stikstof play last summer at a music event in my country. They're a Belgian hip-hop collective rapping in Dutch with the distinct Brussels' accent/dialect (with a French "r" that is heavy in pronounciation, I don't mind it). I'm a massive hiphop fan & I want to support more local produced stuff cuz I'm fed up with mainstream

Favourite color: Yellow :)

Last movie/show: De Ideale Wereld

Next on my watchlist: Camp Waes (4 episodes behind already), the series end of Lisa Telenovelle (I have yet to complete since October) & Tuesday's episode of De Ideale Wereld

Last book: The only reading I do lately is in my Spanish course books:

¡Si, Claro! nuevo 2.1 - B1 - Threshold libro de alumno y de ejercicios

¡Si Claro! nuevo 1.2 - A2 - Waystage libro de alumno y de ejercicios Both are from distributor Intertaal

Last game: Seaside Escape, I'm at level 95 (boohoo it's a fucking mobile game, idc)

Sweet/savory/spicy: Spicy & sweet. Savory's good, but sometimes makes me feel a bit ill if the grease-quantity is on the higher end (we discovered a life of airfrying foods, no need for excess grease!!)

Relationship status: Enjoying single life. It's great!

Last thing i searched online: Tvtropes.org & the full names of the Intertaal-books I mentioned cuz I was too lazy to go retrieve the books haha

Current obsession: Walking (avg +40 min/walk), fitness & soon hopefully mountainbiking. Learning Spanish (Intertaal has helped me to improve almost 1.5 CEFR levels in 1 year. 6 years of Duolingo could NEVER) & Seaside Escape

Greatest flaw: I put off buying new necessities until my other stuff is unusable. I'm gonna have to buy couple of pairs of shoes this year alone (& for other reasons I won't disclose online)

Fic i'm currently reading: I prefer not to say so I'll do an alternative question

Favourite character(s) of all time: Manuela "Manny" Santos from Degrassi: The Next Generation & Jonas Albrechts-Vincke from Lisa Telenovelle

[601billionlazer]

I hope my parents never buy us food ever again

Okay, so I live in a pretty populated house, I live with my parents, my older sibling, their partner, my younger brother, and two youngest siblings (I also live with my cat but she is irrelevant to this rant.) So the house is pretty crowded so as you can imagine meals are expensive. Often, my parents will just buy shit in bulk from costco like Cup of Noodle and Kraft Mac & Cheese. And I’m talkin’ that blue box shit, none of that microwave cup bs. So often they’ll make us dinner or ask one of the oldest in the house to make dinner for everyone in their place. If nobody is able to, we often find ourselves getting takeout. Takeouts expensive as fuck for a house of 8 as you could imagine, so that option is usually reserved for if not everyone in the house will be joining us for a meal. If nobody is making dinner, and we aren’t getting takeout, THAT is precisely what the ramen and mac are for.

I know I rambled on for a bit there about pointless shit, but the tl;dr is my parents buy a lot of foods in bulk, typically shit you can just microwave or add hot water or throw in an air fryer and eat hassle free. On nights where we resort to these meals and don’t eat as a family, we refer to as “every man for himself” nights and they happen more often than you might think, especially in the fall when everyones busy with school and work. For some reason I can’t explain, I always make it a personal challenge upon myself to finish these bulk foods as soon as possible—even if the food is ass. So for a week straight I’ll have Cup of Noodles for lunch every day, I’ll make myself two boxes of Mac at a time, I’ll airfry some chicken nuggets and put them all a sandwich with lettuce and mayo, pizza bagels in the blender, I’m fucking gross bro but I HAVE to get through these meals. I want those crates empty. Why do I do this? I don’t really know, I guess it’s just the completionism mindset that makes seeing an empty crate once filled with sodium rich pre-cooked noodles feel so cathartic. I especially feel this way with breakfast cereals. My parents buy us breakfast cereal all the time, but NOBODY eats cereal in this house, especially not the fucking lucky charms and raisin bran and cinnamon toast crunch my folks keep nabbing. So I take it upon myself to have a bowl every morning until the cereal is gone, because I don’t wanna see the cereal they bought go to waste.

Y’all are probably imagining my homer simpson ass as a big lookin amorphous blob of microwave food, and that’s fine, I wouldn’t call myself fat but I’m certainly unhealthy as fuck I probably have a couple months left to live after the way I’ve been eating. The constant exposure to giant crates of empty calories and the allure of eating meals feeling like ticking off boxes on a list may be enabling these habits. But that is NOT the reason my parents need to stop buying food, oh no no no dear reader. The REAL reason my parents must never let a mere crumb of food enter this house ever again is because of the overwhelming crushing feeling of defeat I feel when I’m about to get to the last box of mac and cheese and suddenly the pantry has been restocked. The biggest problem here is some of the foods nobody in the house even fucking likes, like the cereal I mentioned earlier, I am quite literally ONLY eating it to get rid of it. But my parents will see this and thing “Huh, the frosted flakes are nearly empty! Our kids must love frosted flakes!” AND BUY LIKE 4 BOXES IN BULK AT COSTCO. IN MY ATTEMPT TO NOT BE WASTEFUL WITH THE CEREAL, I ONLY WOUND UP POURING GASOLINE ON THE PROBLEM. Honestly, the more I write about this the more I realize it’s just about cereal. Like the same thing happens with the soups and macs, but at least I’m not the only one who eats that shit. With the cereal though, I’m suffering through bowl after bowl of special k. Sometimes at 2 in the morning my sibling will come out of their room for a bowl of cocoa pebbles and we’ll sit and talk while we eat cereal together. It’s fun but they can’t have anything with gluten and it’s not like they know I’ve made this habit for myself. So the moral of the story is make me a salad, I should probably go on a diet.

[bullzx]

they made me fucking eat. It’s already past 10 pm and my mom forced to eat dinner. Vegan airfried chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes.

I feel so disgusting and I literally just wanna vanish. I had eaten late lunch at 5 pm and I thought that was good enough for her, but no. I feel so unclean and full I don’t even want to

I had even brushed my teeth and gotten ready for bed cause I was so fucking sleepy and now I’m not cause I have food to digest. I’m near just th0rwing up in my trash can, but I don’t want to get addicted to pvrging.

Guess I’ll just sleep until 12 am so I at least get some of my fast in.

fml i CANT even

[spectres-fulcrum]

My alarm went off at 10:30 I fell back to sleep til 12:05, and I have no what timeline I woke up in(For context, Biden dropped out at 12:46 and the Nascar race started ~1:30).

Idk what even to think about politics other than it's going to be a long fucking few months and it's going to be terrifying the closer we get to that Tuesday in November. I saw the news about Biden while my sister was in the shower and I knocked on the bathroom door and she said she was almost done(We only have one bathroom) and I was like "No I have to tell you this NOW" and she's all doom and gloom but I have to remain positive(She also voted Trump in 2016 and now hates him but she'll never know I still hold that against her).

Woke up to a lot of stuff too(Tim Minear interview, Chiefs at training camp) and didn't have a lot of wakeup time with everything and it's been a very odd day. I was very awake awake awake then mid Nascar race I just felt all the energy leave me and had a mood drop. Probably belated wakeup stuff. Also my dad was working in the kitchen so I couldn't airfry what I wanted to.

Nascar was... today. Blaney was right about Larson being their golden boy. It was infuriating how obvious they put off not calling that caution so Larson could get the win.

Idk if I want to check out politics stuff(Should catch up on shit) and doom and gloom or just put on Fearless and play some House Flipper 2. I know what I want but I feel like I should doom scroll. Idk

[threads-and-pages]

I'm deathly bored with the everyday recipes I rely on.

I am not the most inventive and adventurous in the kitchen, or even in the restaurant tbh, but it's clear that always relying on the 2 types of pasta sauces we can make quickly and the same 3 ways we cook vegetables is becoming unbearably boring to me.

I need to stock up on recipes to try but recipe books in my library system are too specific, it's all stuff like 'airfry pomegranates' or 'keto for you and your dog' and I'll be honest, it's not very enticing.

I'm just looking for something generic with mains, sides, appetizers, single meals, desserts, but the only ones that have all of those and don't call me a fat lazy fuck mother of seven are OLD which means the recipes are very... '80s, if you catch my drift.

I just wish my brother had kept his textbooks from culinary school, it could have been so useful.

[hourglass-meadow]

I could take care of this beautiful animal and I will be the first person to show affection for it ever so it will never run away in fear of being neglected again, unknowing to the fact that I will not take care of it very well because I know it won’t leave anyway, until we both die in an electrical fire because I was airfrying potatoes and accidentally sprayed the outlet with water while trying to get that dirty fucking emaciated beast off my counter, and the firefighrts note that I loved that thing a lot and make up a story that I bravely yet foolishly died trying to rescue it from the fire though in reality I freaked out and threw it towards the fire and ran away but hit my head on a fallen beam and got knocked out and died.

[grox]

I could take care of this beautiful animal and I will be the first person to show affection for it ever so it will never run away in fear of being neglected again, unknowing to the fact that I will not take care of it very well because I know it wont leave anyway, until we both die in an electrical fire because i was airfrying potatos and accidentally sprayed the outlet with water while trying to get that dirty fucking emaciated beast off my counter, and the firefighters note that I loved that thing a lot and make up the story that i bravely yet foolishly died trying to rescue it from the fire though in reality i freaked out and threw it towards the fire and ran away but hit my head on a fallen beam and got knocked out and died

[silvyavan]

OK I read the chapter and I finally realised why I can't Lucius seriously.

This man is giving eldest sibling syndrome, chuunibiyo and airfried energy so hard.

Like, all things considered, I don't think the majority of twitter really sets in that Lucius, even if he is the last baddie, is still the fuckhead that raised the Zogratis sibs.

This man is the reason Dante, Vanica and Zenon turned out like that and it SHOWS. (Under the cut cause I ain't making you read me dragging these 4 bitches to dirt)

Dante is the definition of narcissism, a man who thinks he's better than everyone but refuses to work for that title. He has the emotional intelligence of both a 50 year old boomer and a spoiled edgy 12 year old and it changes like a metronome. Even Lucifero dipped his ass. He's a misogynistic fuckwad with little to no mental development. This fucker absolutely copy pasted this shit from Lucius "I am The Chosen One" Zogratis.

Vanica. Look at her. This milf chasing trauma machine runs solely on the desire to fight because she's very much socially undeveloped and doesn't believe in familial love. Bitch couldn't understand why Acier wanted to protect her family and it took Noelle beating her ass halfway to death to even grasp the concept of friendship and it missed the shot so hard. Her healthiest relationship is with Megicula and that's an insult to Lucius' parenting methods.

Zenon. Zenon Gay Disaster Projection Zogratis. Where do I even begin with the most mentally incapacitated youngest child? This dude almost, ALMOST got out of the toxic family clutches and could have eloped with his childhood sweetheart Allen but Lucius (im pretty sure the dungeon incident was his fault, you can't tell me it aint) got so fuck ass mad over Allen "steering Zenon away from what he's supposed to be" that he sent out a hit on him to get Zenon to crawl back so traumatised he literally copy pasted the Lucius Manifesto into his head and went on a depression episode that lasted 15 years. Man self projected his self blame, flaws and everything he hated about himself onto Yuno because he saw the Parallels. Man sold his SOUL to Beelzebub for a cornchip victory that never came.

You telling me these three are the pinnacle of plotting? For all I can tell, Lucius sacrificed all of his sibling for whatever agenda he had and the minute something goes even a millimeter off the prophecy, he immediately tries to kill it instead of working around it.

Man is so hellbent on forcing his chosen one timeline he has no fucking long term planning skills. This man started a fight with Asta in front of two royals, a 500 year old sealing mage and all of whom know how to use Ultimate Magic. Mimosa is Literally the Senzu Bean of Black Clover. Noelle has killed MULTIPLE demons. Secre can banish Lucius' ass faster than he can ask what's going on. This is not the plan of the century, ESPECIALLY if he started this shit in the Royal Palace where MULTIPLE high ranking and strong mages reside.

You look at this man and tell me he ain't a deep fried chuuni who fell into a white supremacist reddit forum and got a 5 year plan that is a botched 20 year plan involving mass genocide. I don't believe it.

Man probably even made up Julius entire identity around his own self and then got shocked when said second soul then doesn't wanna listen to him.

I ain't even mad about Tabata making the 4th Zogratis Julius Sibling theory cannon now because the way it comes off, the only true way to stop the 3 Demonic Musketeers Of Apocalypse is to defeat their weirder, more unstable and bigoted eldest sibling who raised them into those disasters.

At this point, the only thing that could make this EVEN FUNNIER is if Lucius didn't account for the possibility of "eating a supreme devil's malice fueled heart immediately purifies them and reincarnates them as humans", which is to say Asta could be Astaroth's Unbothered, Moisturized, Happy, In My Lane, Focused, Flourishing Human Version and Asta simply talking is giving Lucius an aneurysm.