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duckduckngoose · 1 year

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Dear Tumblr today I am in utter misery (I'm actually fine), every act of creation has been an utter failure (that's a lie. My cooking has just been meh), and I think the only reasonable explanation is that I've been cursed by a wizard (no it isn't.)

#the duck quacks #WHY IS MY XOOLING SO BAD THIS WEEEK!!!!#Monday was fine. aaaalmost fucked up my omelet but we good #Tuesday didnt cook #Wednesday made scrambled eggs on accident because i was TRYING to flip my omelet but it did that thing where it flops on itself #and i got so angry i beat it to hell with a spatula and ended up eating the scrambled eggs bc else it would be a waste #i jate scrambled eggs.#AND TODAY #I BAKED MY FAVORITE COOKIES #AND THEY TURNED OUT BAD AND IDK WHY #THETE SUPPOSED TO BE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE DOUGH WAS FINE IT LOOKS FINE #BUT IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER ITS JUST GROSS I HAD MY FAM TASTE IT AND EVERYONE WENT #“yeah what happend wtf”#AND THEN I FUCKED UP AIRFRYING #AIRFRYING!#CHICKEN NUGGETS!#i mean they were no that bad but i cooked them with potato fry thingies #which ended up too brown for my liking #but the chicken nuggets werent cooked evenly on each side so one had this weird ish texture which i hate sm #I AM SUFFERING #(im fine just felt like complaining bc *cmon*)

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oat-pup · 4 months

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i think i'm gonna be sick

#smiling friends #charlie dompler #smiling friends charlie #allan red #smiling friends allan #chicken nugget

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kangals · 4 months

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ER veterinarian: *reviewing patient's history* "and what food does your dog eat?"

client: "he eats yams."

vet: "... yams?"

client: "yeah, yams."

vet: "just yams? nothing else?"

client: "yeah."

vet: "the only food that you feed your dog is yams? no supplements?"

client:" "just yams."

vet: *increasingly distressed* "you cannot feed your dog only yams, ok? you NEED to feed something else. that is a very unbalanced diet and could be what's making him sick."

client: "well what should i be feeding?"

vet: "dog food! kibble, canned, anything from a pet store!"

client: "but that's where i buy the yams!"

vet: "what?"

client: "you mean i have to feed a bunch of different brands??"

vet: "what?"

(it was discovered, much to the vet's relief, that the client was mispronouncing the brand name "Iams")

#'but thats such a silly thing to assume' you say. wrong. we just had a client whose cat ate exclusively chicken nuggets.#people are wild

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omnybus · 10 months

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#meme #shitpost #cotton candy #chicken nuggets #teenage mutant ninja turtles #nmnt #don't dead open inside

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arttsuka · 4 days

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So, @wolfythewitch 's gravity fowls au...

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podcast-hemocytoblast · 10 months

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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you?#that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

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daily-deliciousness · 1 month

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