#THETE SUPPOSED TO BE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE DOUGH WAS FINE IT LOOKS FINE | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

duckduckngoose · 1 year

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Dear Tumblr today I am in utter misery (I'm actually fine), every act of creation has been an utter failure (that's a lie. My cooking has just been meh), and I think the only reasonable explanation is that I've been cursed by a wizard (no it isn't.)

#the duck quacks #WHY IS MY XOOLING SO BAD THIS WEEEK!!!!#Monday was fine. aaaalmost fucked up my omelet but we good #Tuesday didnt cook #Wednesday made scrambled eggs on accident because i was TRYING to flip my omelet but it did that thing where it flops on itself #and i got so angry i beat it to hell with a spatula and ended up eating the scrambled eggs bc else it would be a waste #i jate scrambled eggs.#AND TODAY #I BAKED MY FAVORITE COOKIES #AND THEY TURNED OUT BAD AND IDK WHY #THETE SUPPOSED TO BE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE DOUGH WAS FINE IT LOOKS FINE #BUT IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER ITS JUST GROSS I HAD MY FAM TASTE IT AND EVERYONE WENT #“yeah what happend wtf”#AND THEN I FUCKED UP AIRFRYING #AIRFRYING!#CHICKEN NUGGETS!#i mean they were no that bad but i cooked them with potato fry thingies #which ended up too brown for my liking #but the chicken nuggets werent cooked evenly on each side so one had this weird ish texture which i hate sm #I AM SUFFERING #(im fine just felt like complaining bc *cmon*)

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