#WHY'D YA DO IT DC

[righteousruin]

sorry i'm being emo i just think a lot about how dr thompkins apologized to bruce when she found out bane wasn't his brother and how bane wanted to stay and fight batman after saving him because he doesn't know any other way to be a part of his life and he wants to be a part of his life but nobody else wants him in bruce's life and he doesn't know if bruce even wants him there but being his brother would have made it an obligation to them both because they don't have any other living relatives and I just think about how they both found comfort in the idea that they could have each other for family but neither of them knew how to deal with that without the obligation because that's insane bane's done so much harm but hey he can be a rehabilitation project so bats offered him help and bane is so proud but he took it because he WANTS to be better he just genuinely does not know HOW but he waNTS TO trY and I JUST LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

[lumikinetic]

How Joker's Death Should Go Down

Jason: What does Batman look like?

Joker: What?

Jason *flips table*: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?

Joker: Wha-what??

Jason: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Joker: WHAT?????

Jason: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Joker: Yes!

Jason: Then you know what I'm saying?

Joker: Yes!

Jason: Describe what Batman looks like!

Joker: W-what, I-

Jason: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!

Joker: He-he dresses in black!

Jason: GO ON.

Joker: He's spooky!

Jason: Does he look like a bitch?

Joker: What?

Jason *shoots Joker in the shoulder*: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!

Joker: NO!!!!!

Jason: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Joker?

Joker: I didn't!

Jason: YES YOU DID! YES! YOU! DID, JOKER! You tried to fuck him.

Joker: N-no!

Jason: Well Batman don't like to be fucked by anybody except Catwoman. You read the bible Joker?

Joker: Yes.

Jason: Well there's a passage I've got memorised that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY MY BROTHERS. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME AS THE LORD! WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"

*Jason and Slade murder Joker*

(@DC Jason has to be the one to eventually murder Joker and he has to quote Ezekiel when he does it. No exceptions.)