#We stan nino lahiffe

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Nino: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Nino: Alya is still mad about it, but Adrien and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

[mlbigbang]

2022 Rare Pair Fic Rec List

It's the end of the year which means it's finally time for the ML Big Bang's yearly fic rec lists! We're really excited to bring you our contributors' favourite fics started this year to supply you with plenty of reading material while you're waiting for the Big Bang fics' publication in January.

Alya/Nino

Strangely Familiar by @sunfoxfic 79,676 words, Teen, 30/30 chapters

Alya Césaire’s life is perfect. Indeed, between the success of the Ladyblog, how well she’s doing in school, and the fact that she’s a superhero who has never bore the weight of a crisis of epic proportions, her life almost couldn’t be better. Almost. But Alya has always been a go-getter, and so she’ll chase after that perfect life if it kills her. Which is how she ends up rushing to move out of her father’s apartment and in with Marinette, Adrien, and a complete stranger: Nino Lahiffe. And in fact, her life does seem perfect — she and Nino are fast friends. They spend a lot of time together and get to know each other really well. But in the end, fortunate situations will bear unfortunate truths, and she learns things about herself that aren’t quite comfortable. Like I said, though: Alya has always been a go-getter, and she won’t let new feelings deter her from chasing after her perfect life.

"DJWifi centric with great Core 4 dynamics as well, really interesting Nino & Alya characterisation and interactions and identity shenanigans and aaaahhhhh"

Trust your instincts by @ultrakart 2,380 words, General, 1/1 chapter

Alya has the instincts of a fox. Nino finds it hilarious.

"Funny animal instincts DJWifi fic. Perfect :D"

Laughing at her Laughter by @sunfoxfic 634 words, General, 2/2 chapters

Now that Nino knows Alya has the Fox Miraculous permanently, they're able to try something they always wanted to do: Switch Miraculous. For one of them, at least.

"A very sweet kwami-swap! AND it has beautiful bonus art!"

Pigs and Purposes by @azuriteartist 863 words, General, 1/1 chapter

Nino and Alya discuss responsibility and sacrifice.

"We stan kwami swaps so much and this conveys so much with so little."

Adrien/Nino

in which Adrien braids his boyfriends hair by @ck2k18 986 words, General, 1/1 chapter

"I could do your hair for you,” Adrien offered. “I-if you wanted.” Nino turned to look at him. “You want to cut my hair?” Adrien shook his head. “Not exactly. I mean, I could try but I don’t think you want me to, unless you want to end up bald,” he joked. “I was thinking I could braid it.”

"Adrinino is so good and it's so sweet!!! I love a good ole hair doing fic!!! (especially when there's talk of future kids!)"

Marinette/Alya

Is it chill that you're in my head? by @bring-the-storm 8,217 words, Teen, 1/1 chapter

Alya stared at the picture plastered across the homepage of every single tabloid and news site, whispering every curse she could think of under her breath. SHOCKING SECRET ROMANCE BETWEEN LADYBLOGGER AND PARISIAN SUPERVILLAIN REVEALED!!! the headline announced, casually shouting the words she had been dreading for all of Paris to read. --- Alya had always assumed that someday Paris would discover that she had secretly been kissing their most wanted vigilante, but she had never thought it would happen so soon. As the domino effects of her relationship with Ladybug go spiraling through her life, Alya turns her sights towards the one responsible: the elusive superhero Hawkmoth. AKA Someone outs Alya and her girlfriend so she retaliates by deciding to take down Hawkmoth 

"A very enjoyable read! As the tags say, it's basically an episode of a show; it's a bit funny, a bit plotty, a bit shippy. A very clever story!"

Marinette/Kagami

We Don't Need Roses by @coffeebanana 5,308 words, Teen, 1/1 chapter

Kagami’s days at the tattoo shop have gotten a lot more exciting since the flower shop opened up next door, bringing Marinette into her life. But no matter how close the two seem to be growing, Kagami can’t help but notice that something is holding Marinette back.

"Marigami. Mainly fluffy, but there's some angst that really rounds it out. Tattoo parlor/flower shop AU. What I liked most about it was the characters backstories, especially Marinette. Also Kagami is a useless lesbian."

Marinette/Chloé

the memories that you went and tossed away by @sunfoxfic 4,965 words, Teen, 1/1 chapter

Marinette Dupain-Cheng suffered from an accident that caused amnesia. Now that lycée has started, she's back in school, and Chloé is trying to make sense of her own problems, but Dupain-Cheng keeps getting in the way, and she can't figure out why. It's fine; everything's fine.

"An angsty, one-sided crush story that is satisfying and enjoyable, even without a happy ending. It is very well written!"

Alya/Kagami

darling (the composer has stepped into fire) by @theladyfae 1158 words, General, 1/1 chapter

Kagami likes Alya. She still isn't sure whether Alya likes her or not. This is a problem, when Alya's mere presence flusters her more than it should.

"READ FOR EXQUISITE GAY PINING"

Adrien/Lila

A Little White Lie by generalluxun 1,199 words, General, 1/1 chapter

A nervous Lila Rossi shows Adrien her room, and things take an unexpected turn.

"Wonderfully written and deeply emotional, the way you can expect from his fics. Short, with a twist that hits hard for maximum impact. A must-read for all of us who don't like Lila."

Luka/Chloé

broken guitar (with a little c minor sting) by noirshitsuji 2,175 words, Teen, 1/1 chapter

For the White Elephant Exchange at the Miraculous Writer's Guild: Give the LB and CN miraculouses to two characters (who aren't Marinette and Adrien). *** “Has nobody ever warned you about adopting strays, Couffaine?”

"The dynamic of Luka and Chloe in this is tasty and I have grown to be extremely fond of the writer's particular style. They're very good at subtext and insinuation and nuance."

Luka & Marc (QPR)

just wanna stay for the night by @asadweeghostie 246 words, General, 1/1 chapter

He keeps trying to not touch them, like little love notes as he eyes his favourite one. Lyrics about love and friendship written next to his keyed notes.

"There's something about this fic that always feels like home to me. I'm aware that this is a queerplatonic relationship, but the way it's written and how it's talked about brings up the possibility for a future romantic relationship, so I feel that maybe it's more fitting here. This author is one of my favorites; the way they write and express relationships is so endearing."

NSFW works

Félix/Kagami

Blood Will Tell by @sunfoxfic 30,352 words, Mature, 11/11 chapters

Kagami Tsurugi is pregnant. More precisely, Kagami Tsurugi is pregnant and Félix Fathom is the father. After spending months as "friends with benefits," neither knows what to do, and both are panicking in their own emotionally suppressed ways. And as the worst happens — both in their heads and at their hands — they uncover more than they thought they could handle; but the story is not over, and what doesn't kill Kagami only makes her freakishly motivated to be better tomorrow.

"A raw fic that is exploring accidental teenage pregnancy and all that comes with it. It is gently but realistically showing the often-glossed over discussions about abortion, while not straying too dark and being very "readable". The prose is gorgeous as well!! Chlonette: An angsty, one-sided crush story that is satisfying and enjoyable, even without a happy ending. It is very well written!"

Luka/Adrien

I've Got Friends on the Other Side by @inkmousey 6,796 words, Explicit, 1/1 chapter

Father Luka only tries his best to be a devout servent of The Lord. Adrien, a Succubus, wants to see Father Luka on his knees saying his name like a prayer instead.

"I love subverting expectations and this fic does it more than once!!!"

charge de fin de soirée by @leafweaverryn 5,627 words, Explicit, 1/1 chapter

During a late night patrol, Chat Noir finds Luka at a laundromat working on washing everything he's got. The hero takes the opportunity to air out some dirty laundry of his own…

"Such an amazing and thrilling Lukadrien fic!"

[ao3feed-ladynoir]

Perfectly Platonic (For Now)

Perfectly platonic (for now) by H3artsfort0ji

After the whole reverse love square situation. Adrien and Marinette attempt to have more encounters between their crushes. Upon Adrien coming to the conclusion marinette would prefer if they just stayed friends, chat noir decides to pay her a visit. These visits start happening more and more, as does the increasing of their love for each other. But just as the two have some understanding of their emotions, hawkmoth ruins everything.

Words: 1705, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Chloé Bourgeois, Lila Rossi, Sabrina Raincomprix, Alix Kubdel, Juleka Couffaine, Rose Lavillant, Luka Couffaine, Kagami Tsurugi, Gabriel Agreste | Hawkmoth | Papillion, Nathalie Sancoeur, Sabine Cheng, Tom Dupain, Emilie Agreste, Félix Graham de Vanily, Chat Blanc, All the miraculous holders but I forgot there names

Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire/Nino Lahiffe, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant, Gabriel Agreste & Nathalie Sancoeur, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Gabriel Agreste & Nathalie Sancoeur, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Plagg, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tikki, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Le Gorille | Adrien Agreste's Bodyguard, marichat, ladynoir

Additional Tags: Identity Reveal, Mutual Pining, Marinette Dupain-Cheng Is a Mess, Takes place after S5 ep6 (determination), Adrien has hardcore daddy issues, Forehead Kisses, Oui Oui bitches, Let's pretend ik how to bake and what baking is bc we all know I DONT, I'm a marichat Stan so, take that as you please, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Domestic Fluff, Character Death, Major Character Injury

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42720123

[madbug]

Concept: its Halloween. Alya goes as Ladybug. Adrien goes as Ladybug. Marinette goes as Chat Noir and Nino goes as Carapace.

[padmsanakin]

gabriel agreste has no rights

sincerely,

nino lahiffe

[gale-gentlepenguin]

No one appreciating how far Nino went for the detective bit!

Wore a disguise, a false mustache, Turned the boiler room into his office. Got a LEGIT DESK, TYPE WRITER AND OLD SCHOOL RADIO THAT PLAYS SLOW JAZZ! Nino went the full nine yards and I think he earned his spot as my fourth fave character.

[inimoo]

Nino Appreciation

This man right here fought an akumatized villain without any powers. He didn’t even need to get shot by Dark Cupid to be akumatized because he was so sad when Alya got shot. And this man will protect his family and girlfriend if its the last thing he does. This lovely boy will always be there for his friends and we love him for that.

He’s the best boyfriend in this show change my mind.

[gaylittleinnkeepers]

juleka couffaine as rosa diaz

b99 au in ao3, the first tumblr post

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alya: writing stuff down is nerdy? what do you do?

juleka: forget stuff, like a cool person.

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juleka: what kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?

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juleka: ive only known rose for a week and a half, but if anything happened to her, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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alix, to chloé: oh, she talks in her sleep.

juleka, asleep: …i’m gonna rip your head off…

alix:

chloé:

juleka, still asleep: i’m gonna rip your damn head off grandma

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juleka: are they going to search our desks?

juleka: someone left a bunch of swords in my desk

everyone:

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mylène: you never know when you’ll find your dream woman! any girl on the street could be that!

juleka: i feel like you googled ‘how to talk to your lesbian friends’.

mylène: yeah.

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nino: what do you do to these perps?

juleka: fear is a powerful aphrodisia.

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rose, crying: it’s just so beautiful how much they love each other!

juleka: it’s…a commercial for a refrigerator.

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juleka: i’m in a cabin, in the middle of nowhere. inside, it’s only me and that stupid, slimy defence attorney.

*cuts to juleka smiling creepily at the defence attorney in court*

juleka, voiceover: and i’m beating the hell out of him.

*cuts to defence attorney looking confused at juleka smiling at him*

juleka, voiceover: then i rip off his arm, and shove it where the sun don’t shine.

*back to present*

juleka: then, i reach down his throat, and shake his hand.

chloè: yeah, i’m going to go ahead and schedule you for a psych eval.

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*juleka is sick*

rose: juleka! hi :D

juleka, with an armful of medicines: my immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.

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nino, on the phone with juleka: bolt cutters have literally never been used by innocent people.

juleka: i use them all the time when i make jewellery.

nino: what?? oh my god. follow up questions later.

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juleka: dumb europeans write their dates backwards

nino: of course! stupid rest of the world, writing their date all dumb.

[cloudshapedpatch]

Okay but actually?

Are we just gonna ignore it’s finally been proven in canon Nino’s got a man crush on Chat Noir

[youveseenthelastofme]

Nino is the kind of person who would fight god for his friends

[modernsuperhero]

adrinino au

where nino has a MASSIVE crush on chat noir and tells adrien ALL. ABOUT IT. and adrien just has to play along and try not to blush too hard 

as carapace, nino is as much of a mess as canon marinette is around adrien but for chat noir. and chat noir, not knowing who carapace is... is just as oblivious as in canon too

[idk-mlb-is-reals-cute44]

Miraculous Headcannon?? // Marinette Gives Best Hugs

Okay so I like JUST made this up so sorry if it’s kind of a lot.

Okay so in their class Marinette is kind of known as a really, really sweet person

She will give out hugs to ANYONE okay she just loves giving hugs and if you are having a bad day she will freaking hold you and pat your hair

One time Adrien asks her for a hug because he’s really tired from all his superhero business and his home life has been chaotic and he really just needs a few minutes of prolonged human contact so he can just relax- and who better to ask than Marinette?

(She kinda short-circuits because of this but ofc she gives him a hug because she just loves him a lot okay?)

Now sometimes Chat drops on for hugs because her hugs are just So Good

At one point Alya takes a picture of Marinette looking very soft and sends it to a classmate who she knows is having a bad day with the caption “don’t be sad. Marinette sends you all the love”

So Marinette just becomes like a meme in her classroom like people just send pictures of Marinette to each other whenever someone needs to be cheered up

Marinette is a little embarrassed because she’s like humble and stuff but she also kind of is very honored that she is like That Super Nice Girl to all her friends and so she doesn’t mind

She Doesn’t Mind even more when she finds out that Adrien has a collection of photos of her saved

Like you know those cute Kermit the frog pictures where there are lots of hearts and stuff?? “Marinette sends you all the love” memes kind of become that basically

One day Chat references this to Ladybug one day without thinking, and he can’t figure out why she dies laughing

It becomes kind of an in-joke with the miraculous team (at this point Rena Rouge and Carapece and Queen Bee are already around)

It becomes EVEN MORE of an in-joke when Rena Rouge and Ladybug reveal their identities to each other

One time when they’re fighting an Akuma victim Ladybug says “don’t be sad. Marinette sends you all the love” to the Akuma and the team just DIES

Rena Rouge especially

Since Queen Bee has been so used to joking around with her teammates about it she accidentally says it during class one day as Chloe (which she does not like because she’s been trying to keep up that whole front about not liking Marinette-even though she can admit that yeah, she does give the best hugs)

The reason Chloe doesn’t want people to know she actually doesn’t mind Marinette that much is because she’s kind of embarrassed? Like she has this reputation as the cold mean girl and she doesn’t know how people would react if she suddenly revealed that she was actually kind of a big softie now (cause of being Queen Bee and Character Development), and she worries they’ll laugh at her

But then she says the meme and no one thinks it’s a big deal? So she slowly starts showing more of herself in class and stuff.

Also throughout this whole business Chat has been visiting Marinette (y’know, for hugs and stuff) which is why she doesn’t think twice about him knowing the meme

But then there’s the Big Reveal and she’s like oooooooh

After the reveal, they become more comfortable being casual with each other (even though they both have MAJOR crushes still) and joke around a lot- one of the biggest jokes being the Marinette meme, especially in-costume

After the whole Chloe-says-it thing and she begins to open up, Marinette slowly grows kind of soft spot for the girl and eventually she’s accepted into the friend group and gets unlimited access to Awesome Hugs (which she not-so-secretly loves)

The Girl Squad (Alya, Marinette, Chloe) have sleepovers that are basically just huge snuggle fests

So at this point LN knows RR and CN’s identities, and CN knows LB’s identity, that’s about it.

Queen Bee and Chat Noir finally reveal to each other when they’re at a stuffy rich person event and they both need to escape

(Also at some point Carapece and Rena Rouge reveal to each other too and are like the ULTIMATE power couple)

(Like let’s be honest adrienette/ladynoir/etc/etc is like the cute cuddles and adorable nicknames ship but Rena Rouge/Alya x Carapece/Nino is SUCH a power couple)

So Marinette/LB and Adrien/CN do the whole “they just see me as a friend” thing so they try to keep things casual but they just love being in the presence of the other so much and they tease and joke with each other WAY more than anyone else and it’s got that whole on-the- verge-of-flirting thing going for it

So QN totally teases CN about his (reals obvious) crush on LB, and RR does the same to LB.

Eventually they get past that whole phase and when they finally get together the other superheroes throw a freaking PARTY

Eventually when all the superheroes are hanging QB and Carapece just throw around SO MANY Marinette-meme references and LB is laughing SO HARD because they don’t know! So finally she’s like “my dudes, the lady of the hour is in fact right here”

And that leads to this whole giant EVERYONE reveal and there are some SUPER hugs going on

And eventually a second meme evolves. One day someone snaps a photo of Alya and Marinette sharing like a secret sneaky smile (after something to do with miraculouses goes down), and sends it to someone with the caption “when you and your BFF know something is about to go DOWN” or something like that

And basically yeah that’s the headcannon it’s kind of ramble-y but here is is idk

I don’t really know what to do about this so I’ll just leave it here and if you have anything to say about this just like send me an ask and I’ll try to get to it! I kind of love this hc tbh and so if y’all have any add-ons share them!!! 😄😄

[thoughts-of-a-bibleophile]

ALYA AND NINO ARE PROOF THAT YOU CAN BE A POWER COUPLE BOTH IN AND OUT OF COSTUME

[lannisterdaddyissues]

For the fandom thing:

Miraculous Ladybug

oooooooh thank you for this ask, it's been a while since i gave much thought to mlb <3

The first character I first fell in love with: adrien agreste LMAO... im basic The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: nino lahiffe <3 tumblr ended up rlly getting me to stan him and i care about the turtle boy so much!!!! The character everyone else loves that I don’t: mmm idk if theres anyone i dont like so im gonna say N/A for this one The character I love that everyone else hates: idk if its an unpopular opinion but i love chloe LOL The character I used to love but don’t any longer: N/A again bc nobody really applies here The character I would totally smooch: felix bc i just loooove him The character I’d want to be like: we ALL want to be marinette <3 (tho i actually relate so much to her.) The character I’d slap: lila smh A pairing that I love: adrinette obviously!!! tho i rlly love felinette too :) A pairing that I despise: mmmm i love pretty much all the multiship pairings in mlb fandom so i think the only ones that rlly count are lukanette and adrigami. i dont even rlly hate them it just makes me GRRRR that there are ppl who dont ship adrinette when theyre the pivotal ship of the show lmao

[madbug]

guess who’s writing another ratatouille crossover 

[purrincess-chat]

Cat’s Not-All-Encompassing Character Ranking

Okay, so I have to admit that I omitted a lot of characters I don't have strong opinions on. Most of them were one-off akumas, so don't get your panties in a twist, your faves are probably still on here (and ranked lower than you think).

As a preface again, these are just my personal opinions. They can't hurt you. You can still like characters more or less than me. And I don't care how you feel about them. This list is for me. And the person that asked for it. So shut up. Go make your own rank list if you’re so butthurt. 

We're going in reverse order this time, starting from the bottom:

84. Gabriel Agreste- I mean, is anyone surprised? I am not private about how I think Gabriel should go to jail. Or fall off a cliff. Or be erased from existence. Rip to those that like him, but I’m different.

83. Thomas Astruc- Honestly, he’s down here on principle. Self-inserts are generally a no-no, and I just laugh every time I see him on screen because he really put himself in this show and said boohoo no one appreciates me XD

82. Bob Roth- I feel like this one should also be obvious. He’s just a dick. Terrible human. I give him 0 stars.

81. Tomoe Tsurugi- We all collectively hate her, right? It’s not just me?

80. Su Han- This mans has small peepee energy. And he bad mouthed Fu, so get FUCKED, my dude.

79. Rolland Dupain- Listen, I get it, he liked Marinette in the end, but I could do without the racism.

78. Nathalie Sancoeur- My opinion of Nathalie took a nosedive after the s2 finale. I just do not care that she is in love with her boss. Don’t care that she’s dying. Just do not have it in me.

77. XY- Justin Bieber ass wannabe.

76. Nora Cesiare- I didn’t care for Nora. I know Thomas loves her, but the overbearing sibling trope is tired.

75. Anarka Couffaine- I underestimated how much I don’t really like her. Like, it’s not full-on hate, but I just do not care for her.

74. Otis Cesaire- Got akumatized because a kid said he could outrun a panther. I’m still not over it, Otis.

73. Andre Bourgeois- No love for the crooked mayor. I hope your wife divorces you. 

72. Alec Cataldi- The real villain of Stormy Weather. Like fr why is he such an asshole?

71. Roger Raincomprix- Is Officer Roger just doing his best? Sometimes. But like sometimes this mans just needs to take a chill pill.

70. M. D'Argencourt- Please get out of the 1600s

69. Ella/Etta- These two are basically the same character, and I am indifferent to both of them.

68. KnightOwl/Barbara- Listen, I would have liked you more if you were less controlling.

67. Majestia- Same as above, but like I guess I like you more

66. Theo- *Mean Girls principal voice* Stay away from underaged girls!

65. Andre the ice cream man- I just want a scoop of chocolate, Andre. Is that too much to ask??

64. Amelie Graham de Vanily- We haven’t seen much of her, but she seems like a snake bitch.

63. M. Kubdel- I mean, if my son wanted to resurrect an ancient mummy and believed in aliens, I’d give the family heirloom to my daughter too.

62. Jalil Kubdel- Lolol, buddy, pal, dude, my guy. Chill.

61. Vincent (Adrien's photographer)- Head empty. Mom’s spaghetti. Idk he’s alright.

60. Manon- I don’t hate Manon. She just gets on my nerves every time she talks.

59. M. Ramier- This mans got akumatized a billion times because he gets emotional about pigeons. I mean, honestly mood.

58. Mme. Mendeleiev- She doesn’t put up with Chloe’s shit, and we respect her for this.

57. Baby August- Someone just give this mans some food. He’s a growing boy.

56. Santa Claus- If I were Santa, I too would list Ladybug as the best kid in the world.

55. Art Teacher- He doesn’t even have a name, but I vibe with him. He seems like he likes to paint scenes of nature with his pet squirrels.

54. Prince Ali- Lil mans just wanted to have a good time. I can respect that.

53. Duusu- Duusu, I get that your Miraculous was broken, but get with the program, girl. You is a hostage.

52. Other Kwamis- Idk, all the ones we haven’t seen as much. I don’t have real opinions on them yet. Just neutral.

51. Sass- He gives me dad vibes.

50. M. Damocles- You go, you funky owl man

49. Jean (Chloe's Butler)- He deserves a raise. What is your name, sir? We may never know.

48. Mireille Caquet- She’s pretty cute. No complaints.

47. Aurore Beaureal- Baby’s first akuma. I love her design. She’s a cutie.

46. Claudie Kante (Max’s mom)- This womans just wanted to go to space and live her dream. We stan a hardworking queen.

45. Hot Dog Dan- I like him more than Andre the ice cream fraud. Sure, my hotdog might turn me purple, but if I ask for chili on it, I bet he’d oblige.

44. Nadja Chamack- I mean, she’s doing her best.

43. Audrey Bourgeois- So, as I said in the episode ranking, I have a love-hate relationship with Audrey. She’s the worst, but that’s why I love her. I love her ironically. Like, yeah she’s atrocious, but I just want to watch her burn the world.

42. Luka Couffaine- Directly in the middle, like he’s always been.

41. Nathaniel Kurtzberg- My opinion of Nath improved after Reverser surprisingly. I ship it.

40. Chris Lahiffe- I like Chris better than Ella/Etta. He’s just a little mans out here living life wanting to grow up. Don’t believe it, Chris. Stay little forever. Being an adult suuuuucks.

39. Fang the Crocodile- The goodest boy.

38. Nooroo- I just want to give him a hug.

37. Mlle. Bustier- She’s doing her best, but I mean, when ya whole class keeps getting turned into supervillains, I’m surprised she’s not an alcoholic.

36. Penny Rolling- I just like her. I think she’s neat.

35. Ondine- Mermaid queen! She’s so sweet, and I love her with Kim. I hope we see more of her in the future.

34. Marc Anciel- Marc is a little cutie bean. Idc if he’s based off one of Thomas’s irl friends. He can stay.

33. Wayzz- He loves Master Fu so much I cry.

32. Felix Graham de Vanily- I know everyone hates canon Felix, but tbh he exudes massive chaotic neutral gremlin energy, and I actually kinda vibe with that. And he pisses with his uncle which is a whole ass mood.

31. Tikki- Tikki is very cute, but bby please work on the preaching. You don’t always know what’s right, babe.

30. Sabrina Raincomprix- Sabrina deserves better. I hope we see good things happen for her.

29. Lila Rossi- Surprised? I actually like Lila. The first fic I ever wrote for this fandom was a Lila redemption. I think she is a good antagonist and foil to Marinette. I absolutely want to see her get dunked on in canon, but that doesn’t mean I hate her.

28. Wayhem- I don’t know why, but Wayhem makes me laugh. I love him XD

27. Uncle Cheng- He’s just a good mans with a birb who wants to make you tasty food. What’s not to like?

26. Trixx- Trixx shot up after GoS. Chaotic bean make Eiffel Tower go bendy

25. Jess- She’s pretty cool. She’s a vibe.

24. Aeon- The cutest bean!!! She saw Adrien and Marinette and said yep. Those two are meant to be together. Jess, we gotta make it happen.

23. Ivan Bruel- Ivan is such a gentle bean. We love him.

22. Mylene Haprele- Smol

21. Fei Wu- I still have not watched the Shanghai special with subs, but I liked her.

20. Gina Dupain- The grandma I aspire to be.

19. Marianne Lenoir- I love her. She is good. She and Fu are so cute. And she seems like she would have kicked le ass back in the day. (and even now)

18. Rose Lavillant- I am so excited for Pigella!! Rose is too cute. We love her. 

17. Gorilla- aka Adrien’s real dad. If the series doesn’t end with Gabriel getting yeeted into the stratosphere and Gorilla adopting Adrien, I don’t want it.

16. Clara Nightingale- She’s in love with Marinette. You can’t change my mind. 16 is also how old I hc her to be, so don’t nobody come for me.

15. Tom Dupain- Most. Supportive. Dad. Soft bean. Just wants to make you fresh bread.

14. Sabine Cheng- Good mom vibes. We love to see her.

13. Juleka Couffaine- Shy goth bean. Just wants to have her picture taken. Definitely a lesbian. We stan.

12. Nino Lahiffe- The goodest boy. He’s just out here doing his best, loving his friends.

11. Chloe Bourgeois- Chloe is another one I have a love-hate relationship with. Her brattiness is funny to me. We had high hopes for her. Honestly, she ranks this high because I like to play with her in fic.

10. Max Kante- He smol and smort. And I adore his friendship with Kim and the fact that he made an AI himself at 14. What a legend.

9. Alya Cesaire- Rip to Alya salters, but I’m different. Outside of Chameleon, Alya is fine. She’s a supportive bff. All yall people that are mad she doesn’t kiss Marinette’s ass all the time need to go out and make real friends. I said what I said.

8. Alix Kubdel- I love Alix. I love how she is always so done with all the lovey-dovey bullshit. She is tiny queen, and Bunnix, while OP af, is still super cool. We love to see her.

7. Kagami Tsurugi- I will fight anyone who shits on Kagami. She has done nothing wrong, you guys are just haters. All she did was exist, and yall said, wow what a toxic bitch?? Disgraceful.

6. Jagged Stone- We are going to ignore the deadbeat dad trope that canon thrust upon him. He is a Marinette stan, and we love that.

5. Kim Le Chien- I really love Kim, you guys. Does that surprise you? Listen, my favorite male character types are sweet beans and himbos. Kim is both of these.

4. Master Fu- If you didn’t pick up on how much I love Fu from the episodes ranking, then idk what to tell you. I want him to be my grandpa. I would trust this mans with my life. He did his best. You paint those pictures, you funky little man. I love you.

3. Plagg- My galaxy trash man. Love him. 10/10 chefs kisses all around.

2. Adrien Agreste- The biggest Marinette stan there is. I just want him to kiss her on the face. And marry her. Idk, I just think that would be neat if he could do that. I just want good things for them.

1. Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Honestly, are you surprised? I have always been and always will be a Marinette stan. If you expected anyone else to be in this spot, then clown suit rentals are off to the left.