#What a messssss

[leclercari]

NOT OSCAR GETTING HIS LAP DELETED DURING HIS INTERVIEW 😭😭😭 THIS IS SO SICK AND TWISTED

[tacagen]

remember commander cold's flashback about elongated maniac? the hostage situation in 25th century and all?

so. i want to ask a little question to that. WHERE WAS THAWNE AT THIS MOMENT AND WHAT POINT OF HIS TIMELINE WAS IT. his whole 25th Century Flash deal was making up endangering people situations for him to avert because nothing ever happened in 25th century. WHEN DID THAT OCCUR. and boi do i have Theories:

thawne is dead at the moment, as usual

thawne is alive but it happens at the same time as his prison sentence for endangering civilians or hes unaware and finds out when everything's over or has his speed dampened after the release.

thawne is alive but completely unaware and/or doesnt give a fuck because he's obsessing over barry and how to ruin his life 23/7 (1 for the flash museum maintenance and other curator stuff). if he's aware he's not coming on purpose because the city+cops didnt appreciate him enough as the Flash Of 25th Century.

thawne is alive, aware and lets shit go down on purpose or even arranges it personally following hunter's long term Plan he averted his disability for, which at some point includes creating the renegades for shits and giggles (most likely one as it actually fits the approximate 25th century timeline)

thawne fucking LIES when talking about nothing ever happening in 25th century in the first place and stuff like that occurs every 2-3 months which is yeah, pretty rare and peaceful compared to 21st century but still not nothing. he waited for something to happen for like a day or less after becoming a speedster and then went WELP. IMA NEED TO CREATE CRIMES MYSELF THEN. SUCH A SHAME THERE ISNT A SINGLE OPPORTUNITY FOR ACTION IN THIS DAMN TIME.

in continuation: thawne is alive but completely unaware as hes busy setting up the accidents to pose in front of as the Flash Of 25th Century like 4 blocks away from the hostage situation.

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Enrico and Lucia from Lucia di Lammermoor!

[magicinavalon]

Just watched my policeman and I will never be the same again 😭

[nyxire]

maybe it's just me but personally Anakin and Padme's relationship is soooo weird

[jentlemahae]

the municipality deciding to work on the metro in summer is so stupid

[nalyra-dreaming]

Correct me if Im wrong - I have only read book 1 and 2 long ago: Didn't Armand try to force himself to drink Lestat's blood when they first met?

I can imagine that would trigger the fuck out of any vampire that was turned against their will, which we know Lestat was.

What a messssss ...

Yes. He spell-bound Lestat and force-fed on him, yes.

And Lestat fought him off, very triggered, as you said, which is exactly why something... deeper never really developed between them.

It is a big mess. And if Armand would have gone about it just the tiniest bit differently... but he didn't. And here we are :)))

[itsmarsss]

IGIHGHG i can't help but want to know the status of reader/blitz and reader/stolas post full moon 😭😭😭 this haunts my everyday life and they might just lock me up for it for real

just even a crumb of one of the dynamics or readers touhgts would sate me PLESPLSPSLSPLSPLSPSLPSLS[PLS

omg lol they’re a messssss

we’re gonna have a lot of different confrontations between them regarding what happens in full moon!!

the full moon and post full moon chapters are called “big decisions” and “…lead to bad decisions” …. so do with that what u will lol there’s gonna be so much self sabotage from blitz and reader

blitz and reader’s reactions to stolas confessing are veeeery different but both hurt stolas in some way. blitz hurts them too so they’re both mad enough at him…. to attend a blitzo sucks party perhaps…

im messing with blitz a lot too… like if he was already insecure abt being left out… then he’s got a big storm coming

also verosika!! reader has quite some conversations with verosika !!

[missamyrisa2]

Talking about your eyes?

That's a face tickling! Now get your pretty face in that massage chair padded ring... there we gooo~ just a little strap behind your head now, and we're ready to giive little pokes, nail teases, feather traces and aaaalll sorts of teasing on that pretty face as I look at those laughing and pleading pretty eyess~~

Nnnnhhhhh ~~~~ shhhhh oh my gosssshhhh

Face tiiiickles are sooo ticklehot like to where I want to write about them but can't evennnn because mine is just a messssss of sensation.

Likeee eyebrow tickles. Eyebrow tickles!! A finger tracing each one. Eyelash tickles with a mascara wand? Mmmmhh

And geeeeee lip tickles scramble me up. I don't even know what ridiculous desperate faces and crosseyed expressions I'll be making if you tickle my lips either with tools or touches or light lip brushes!

Not to mentionnn attention on my face alone drives me battttyyyy ~ I don't know how much of my eyes you'll see because I can't keep them open when I'm made to laugh and giggle so much~!!

[mangoposts]

This is my theory (don’t come at me I just like to put my own two and two together) I personally think the whole Chris being hurt before had to do with that Madisyn girl they used to be friends with, they seemed close, what I think is that she led him on and they did couple shit together and he possibly lost his virginity to her (what I think) and he was probably extremely serious about her & she ended up going back to her ex 😬 just makes sense cause they all three stopped being her friend and they were all in a friend group with her. They still hang out with Nicole (Matt’s ex) so that was obviously a mutual break up. But madisyn must have been a hugeeeee messssss

Daaammnnmmmm this shit makes me sad asf for Chris i feel like this could be accurate 😭If this is the truth i hope he ain’t traumatized cause i would be

[ohnococo]

thinking about Jjk guys divided into dominat or submissive in the bedroom headcanons? Like not full on bdsm but for example in my mind gojo would be the more active and dominant one most of the time. Choso I just imagine he would be shy and unsure and need leading. Naoya I reckon would 100% be the dominant one but more in a doesn't give a shit about your pleasure he just want to get off kinda way. OK this has turned into just random babbling rather than a request.

JJK Men Dom Vs Sub HCs

Okay so here are my rankings (subject to change depending on whims, requests, and/or fic ideas lol). This is coming from a non-bdsm standpoint because that’s a wholeeeee other vibe analysis for me tbh.

DOM

Toji - You get one of two things from Toji depending on what you mean (or don’t mean) to him and where he’s at in his life. Either rough, rowdy, bordering on too fucking much/inconsiderate sex. Or something much more intense, where he’s insistent that you will be out of your fucking mind on the tip of his cock. Either way? Dominant mostly, though he’s not above you taking the lead, it actually really gets him going to watch you try - but ultimately isn’t his preference.

Geto - It just comes naturally to be that much more active role in the bedroom. Always moving, always taking the lead, always aware of everything your bodies want and need.

SUB

Higuruma - Law Daddy has BIG “boss me around” energy tbh. Push him on the bed, tell him to go harder or slower, straight up tell him “eat my pussy/suck my cock.” and he WILL beg. It doesn’t take much to get him to that point either, give him a certain look and he’ll be getting hard already.

Choso - He loves to please, and wants to be explicitly told what to do. The most forward he’ll be is letting you know he wants it, other than that you need to take the lead.

Ijichi - We already know my thoughts on him, he’s a messssss for you. Would actually struggle a bit to take a more dominant role (for you he’d try) but he’s honestly so happy to get washed away in the wave of whatever your heart desires of him. He gets almost overwhelmed by these feelings so that submissive role comes naturally to him.

BOTH

Ino - Loverboy Ino and will take the lead, but the smallest push and he’s putty in your hands. He’s just having fun either way.

Naoya - He goes into the both/switch category for me (he’s one of the few that I’d HC as being straight up in the bdsm scene). If it’s a one night stand or anyone in any way connected to his real life he’s dominant and if you try to push for anything else at the very best you’ll just get straight kicked out. Outside of that though? This man likes being made to cry.

Nanami - He is very considerate of you to the point that it can easily lead to him allowing you to dictate the direction things go in as well as the intensity of it. Your needs come first. If you need him to be more forward he will be, if you don’t he won’t.

Gojo - It’s kinda complicated for me. My gut is saying at the basest sense of these dynamics he could come across as dominant in a “knows what he wants” kind of way rather than a rough or “put you in your place” way buuuuut overall he’s more of a brat than anything. He wants to tease, he wants to get his way but at the end of the day what he really wants as a result of all of that is you taking the lead because of that. It makes things feel more “firey” so to speak. If you’re one to be more compliant and let him take the lead he will do that but what he really wants is a back and forth.

Sukuna - Another unpopular hc from me I’m sure lmao, but honestly I HC canon Sukuna as a fucking hedonist when it comes to sex. Yes he can be dominant, violent even, but if the whim takes him to lie back in wait while you try your very best to have him dipping into that hazy mind fog of pleasure where he’s at your mercy? He’s going to do it. He doesn’t ascribe any analysis of his character/strength to any of these kinds of acts so submitting sexually doesn’t feel like weakness or vulnerability to him because he always, always has the upper hand in reality. Doesn’t mean he prefers that often though.

[kimmkitsuragi]

so im trying something bc my laptop is dead for the 93948745th time

look this is my first time trying and it's not even finished but ,,,,,

I will write stuff on the left bottom corner ig. dont know abt the top of that page tho. will elaborate the decoration on the bottom right ??? this is literally my first day ever please be kind to me . also im just using shit i found in my room so. .

can my laptop adapter pls arrive. pps pls pls plssssss 🤲

also i kinda dont wanna do some of the things i gotta do.. (or at least "it would be better if i did these stuff" things) and ughhhhh im always in the mood to cry nowadays.

this post turned into a journal entry already so;; my friend gifted me a wool blanket bc i will be moving to somewhere a lot colder soon 🥺🥺

("somewhere a lot colder" is so funny when i have already talked abt all this in detail both on here + my stupid ass sideblogs even lmao.. like this if you're reading and know where i mean by somewhere a lot colder ☝️🤓)

ughhhh btw with all the things i will (/have to) do next week it's gonna be a Chaotic send off im feeling like. which is probably better ?? idk. i dont wanna think abt it too much or i will go crazy due to every emotion ever. butttttt i always find goodbyes very awkward and kinda meh.. and it's not even a "goodbye" goodbye but u know what i mean. like. what then. u know.

im. need to do some stuff fr like . i know this is all so vague when i say i gotta do stuff but sjdjdjf ..... hmmmmm 🤨🤨😓😓😭😭 i dont know how to do anythinggggg!!!!!!! but i guess learning how to do anything is life. it's good it's great (im trying to calm myself down)

^THIS is why im always in the mood to cry because my mind is a messssss it's not new but it's just giving a lot of confusion a lot of mixed emotions a lot of contradictions right now. girllllllll

it's so confusing sometimes

to literally do anything

[psychiclounge]

girl What is going on in ma pona.............. im watching #toki-lawa and its a messssss

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Malleus looks like he's going to a gothic disco with those pants

[Referencing this post!]

HELP 😭 What kind of an aesthetic is gothic disco???????? It sounds like a hot messssss

I didn’t even notice the pants at first; my eyes were glued to the feathered shoulder pads. They remind me a lot of Crowley’s silhouette 👤 (was that intentional, TWST devs????)

[redactedwriting]

bilvy on his back, legs on someone's shoulders, getting railed silly. also, if i may... a cock bump visible/touchable through his stomach? (if u know what i mean)

oh i know exactly what you mean. his legs on someones shoulders is soooo bad for me wtf man...those long long legs and hes bent in half getting railed absolutely stupid <3 augh. PUTTING HIS HAIR INTO A LITTLE HALF BUN HALF PONYTAIL....

hed totally get the cock bump in his tummy and it totally drives his top crazy. it drives bill crazy, being able to touch their dick from the outside, literally watch as their cock drives him closer and closer to the edge. hed be a messssss waaa bill.

"you're so little, bill, i can see me inside you...right here, can you feel it when i press?" and they'd press down on the tummy bulge and bilvy would whimper and fall apart a little bit, nodding and whining "yeah, feels so good..."

[celestelunisea16]

FLUFF BE AT YOU

if Starlo ever misses Lucifer and can't really get to him for some reason he goes out and just. Takes out a rubber duck and stares at it a bit

(Yknow, there's angst potential in here too-)

Hnghhhhh, ANON PLEASEEEEEE, I'M GONNA TURN INTO A SCREAMIN' AND FLAILIN' MESSSSSS

(A lil' angst warning, Cowboys and Kingers!)

TW: Abandonment Issues, sleep deprivation, and reasoning for why Starlo hadn't heard from Lucifer (it's slightly hidden in the context clues)

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If Starlo is, for some reason, unable to get to Lucifer, he would most definitely just take out a rubber duck, most likely the Deputy Duck Lucifer made him, and look at it.

If Lucifer's gone for like a short time, like a week or two with or without notice, he'll think of it as a soft reasoning. Same goes for long times with notice, he'll just miss him and stare at the duck with nostalgia and hope that Lucifer returns soon.

He just holds that duck close to him, pets it when he gets sad, looks at it for comfort in desperate situations, brings it out to make him confident with making decisions, and even sleeps with it at night so that it feels Lucifer will be there with him, even while he sleeps! (And so he doesn't feel alone at night. :( )

However, if Lucifer doesn't say anything about coming back after a long time, say, 3 or more weeks without notice or is gone longer than what he said he was going to be?

The man is completely zoned out with just staring out at the duck and when he got it from Lucifer, only for it to start making him remember from when he got it to times with Lucifer spent together before and after.

This poor man is just staring at the thing for hours and even sometimes longer, as he's either trying to get his crystal to work or trying to get telepathic communication with Lucifer again. Only for both attempts to fail horribly and if Lucifer doesn't come back after a long time, Starlo ends up back at the Fiestyj (autocorrect, this is the only time you saved me) Five hideout, sitting curled up in a ball, holding his knees in his arms.

You know what he's also got right in front of/beside him?

That duck.

He only takes his eyes off of it when Ceroba visits to check on him or whenever he needs to sleep. (In this case, since he gets restless, it is rare.) It's just fully in his sights. It's rare for him to eat too, but when he does, he brings it with him to eat.

Starlo tries to think that Lucifer is ok... Lucifer has to be ok...

Lucifer is ok.

He is fine.

He has to be ok.

He's almost immortal, nothing wrong can happen to him, right?

He's fine, Starlo, don't be overthinking.

He's coming back for you.

He said he'd see you tomorrow, maybe he forgot or got busy!

Maybe he's just spending time at the hotel with his daughter or doing something that deals with extermination again.

Maybe he's just taking a nap at the palace.

No Angel could defeat him without being skillful and having a holy weapon, could they? He's the strongest sin in the universe(s)! He has to be ok!

Yeah, maybe he's just taking a year break! Or maybe he's just taking a year's nap? He'll come back after the year's over...

The duck tipped over once and he picked it up. It's surprising how the duck finally fell after a year, even when Starlo kept his eye on it. Nothing even touched it! After that, it never fell again.

Weird... Oh well, guess he can continue staring at the duck and awaiting for Lucifer to return!

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(What if I told you the small angst was hidden in context clues?)

(What if I told you, you're gonna have to look for it yourself? ;))

(Man, ain't I a stinker!)

(Tip <- This is your hint.)

(... If you give up, check the tags-)