onesidedradiostatic · 7 months ago
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I know we joke about vox having zero rizz but does being unable to rizz up the unrizzable mean he has zero rizz… he just chose a bad target
actually I think this makes him even more pathetic, if he HAS rizz but wastes it on the guy who literally cannot be rizzed up
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hemipenal-system · 8 months ago
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the best part of drinking boba tea is swallowing all the eggs- i mean eggs- i mean- fuck
is swallowing the eggs- damn it
is taking her ovipositor in your mouth and sucking and holding her gently and- FUCK
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blobee · 5 months ago
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I can't stop thinking about how Heisenberg's last name is written in Rus as "Гейзенберг", and it reads like Gayzenberg
I can't... I just can't stop.
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trying new brushes an stuff
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greengirllover · 5 months ago
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i want it so badly, not to be kissed or even touched, i want to fall, i think he will push me and i know i will let him, i cling to him as a means of self destruction
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starryeyesstarryskies · 9 months ago
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vox himself is personally trying to intercept and stop me from writing onesided radiostatic fanfiction. i am on the front lines rn
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ghostface-knight · 10 months ago
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how am i supposed to live and let spy in these conditions
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bougiebutchbitch · 1 year ago
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okay but I love that Shanks and Buggy are red and blue colour-coded, but the 'blue' guy is much more 'red' in personality than the 'red' guy, who is much more 'blue'?? you feel me?????
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0zt · 4 months ago
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painstakingly planned and extremely lucky(?) orgy.
shikamaru at the men’s meeting 9 months later: ok well the one with whiskers is probably narutos
naruto: how can you be sure I mean I just feel like I have the capacity to create a huge baby and that ones only 6 pounds
sasuke: I’ve got the craziest synergy with baby number 4 rn fr
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soggywetcatgirl · 10 months ago
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there's this fatigue so entrenched in my bones.. but... i must always.... stay silly!!!!!
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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 9 months ago
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What if I was Lyla kin. What if I was a sassy little lady in your digital communication device who made funny little jokes about Miguel O'Hara and spied on Hobie Brown for leisure
What if I had on a cute little outfit with a little fur coat on right now as we spoke. And you were Miguel O'hara and I was bright orange and made of 1s and 0s
and also bad at my job and approximately 13 centimeters (5 inches) in height
Is this anything I don't know where I'm going with this
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kosmicpowers · 6 days ago
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Flower Hill would make so many movies about Geumsaegi after the war (and I feel like a lot of them wouldn't be very good)
You know how Japan made a shooting game about Che Guevara (localized as Guerrilla War because "communism bad, Cuba bad")
Yeah they'll do that.
Video Geum.
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snoof-is-a-bug-enjoyer · 8 days ago
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i've gotta wring my brain out like a towel hang on
von nebula looks like a stag beetle
its probably my bug loving delusion, but i cant shake the resemblence
the jet black colouration, nebulas helmet has mandibles, and the two round shell things on his back reminds me of a beetles elytra/ hard shell for wing covering
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ok, my brain is all wrung out now
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ax3olotl · 3 months ago
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i like to fill my cup with ice because in the event i am high/lazy and don't want to leave my room all night it acts as a drip feeder
i ingest the same amount of water but stretched out so i dont go through it all and feel parched all night. this is why i am a superior mind
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russilton · 10 months ago
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He looks like a female lawyer lead in a 90’s movie about a woman who swears off love bc her career is more important— until the right man appears and annoys her enough to date him
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not-spiders · 4 months ago
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wailing anguished style
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fuckedupcleric · 7 months ago
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Prime numbers are... I don't have a word for it. But like. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. You cannot break me cleanly into pieces. If you want to break me, it's going to be messy. I refuse to break in a way that you find palatable.
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