if we get Gaeric in masters I want him to be so tiny compared to Wulfric. I want Gaeric to be absolutely miniscule.
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Today's fuckable old man of the day is:
Wulfric! He is at least 50 and fuckable!
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I’m gonna choose previously romanced sol so I can break his heart when I move on and fuck this werewolf man
That’s right motherfucker, you wanna ruin the sanctity and trust of marriage??? I’m gonna become a monster fucker and also enact revenge on everyone who has ever wronged me
In fact
You see that cute lil necklace you gave death as a lil token of love that has a piece of your soul inside of it
IM GONNA WEAR IT THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE I HAVE MY WAY WITH MR WULFRIC
OOOOOOOH MR WULFRIC YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN SUNBURN FACTORY OVER THERE
ACTUALLY SOL, I WANT YOU GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND SIMULTANEOUSLY FEEL HEARTBREAK
GUESS WHAT
COME HERE L IM GONNA GIVE YOU A B I G H U M O N G O U S SMOOCH IN FRONT OF MCGOLDEN ROD OVER HERE
LETS READ OUR WEDDING VOWS OVER HIS CRUMPLED SOBBING BODY
I'm literally rolling on the floor with this ask!! 🤣🤣🤣
SUNBURN FACTORY is an appropriate nickname for Sol if I ever seen one, and let's be frank who wouldn't want to have happy fun times with MR WULFRIC a.k.a Wolfy?? 😂😂
Thanks for the ask!! 🖤🖤
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What would you say to someone either wanting to enroll as a student or wanting to apply as a professor? You know just asking for a friend.
Please
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If the new game doesn't have a perfect render or animation of Wulfric smacking his gut then what is the point.
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GROAARGH!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR THE WINNER OF THE BLADE TOURNAMENT
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Best Pokémon Gym Leader Tournament-
Preliminary Round-
Kalos Division: Match 1
A nice refreshing 4 contestant poll coming is in from Kalos after all those Unovan gym leaders!
Starting us off is Grant! Rock climber, fossil user, and all round cool guy- he's going up against Korrina! The very first battle any of us got to use mega-evolution in was against this fiery fighter! Her Lucario may not have been in her gym battle, but they've left an impact just like her skating rink gym puzzle. Also in the mix is Wulfric, the stalwart Ice user. (Whose head is getting cut off because of tumblr handling images weirdly- sorry Wulfric!) He's a tough guy with the 'stache to prove it- and stands as a challenge between all Kalos trainers and the elite four. He also challenges Valerie! The first ever Fairy type user, with a fairy tail aesthetic and a Sylveon by her side, can she take the top spot in this Preliminary match?
Remember- the top two competitors will move on to round 1, not just the winner!
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@isamajor and I have come to the conclusion that Nanu met all Older and/or Depressed Men in Pokemon somehow and had sex with most of them.
Nowadays, it leads to awkward moments everytime he goes abroad.
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can at least one non-god male ro have long hair?
Well, Wulfric's hair is the longest hair of all the ROs... 🤗
Thanks for the ask!! 🖤
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"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once."
-Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
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