#YALL DONT KNOW WHAT IM COOKIN....

[3x0t1clibra]

ok so this post is gonna be messy reread if you wanna

I have (yet another) au idea of g1 (ofc its g1) that Spike (OFCOURSE ITS SPIKE) gets Sari Sumdac'd but he isn't originally techo-organic hes just human.

A relic (will rename what these gogo gadgets are called) gets found again because it kinda glued to a transformer, but it didn't activate. The transformer (that didnt know the relic was on their frame) got sent to earth to help with the war and the relic dropped itself mid battle. Spike sees it and takes it hoping its an advantage to the Autobots.

Literally right after he barely fully grabs it the relic decides "Oh i thought i would make a Cybertronian be a me user but you'll work as good." and proceeds to LATCH onto Spike's skin and tasses him to kinda "complete" making him the user now.

Bro just wanted to help now he fighting for his life😭😭😭🙏

this was just a quick visual/sketch of what i was planing, i will make changes and/or removals of stuff here

Specifics in this au:

@asimp4bee 's oc relic thing/ref sheet inspiration (im stalkign her acc rn)))

Steven Universe's gem placement meanings (YOU GUYS PROBABLY DOTN GET THIS OR WHAT IT EVEN IS BUT I DO. I DO.‼️)

color theory (yall thought this is simple, no it aint) (((and im not talking abt artist rendering color theory either)))

the shape of the relic/shape theory (((again im an absolute nerd for these)))

meanings of each body part (this ones weird but youll get it later)

man i love torturing Spike, hes literally my discord profile 🫶🫶🫶 (im honestly more hyperfixated on him than Bumblebee... woops)

[konnorhasapen]

Wip Wuesday bc I'm impatient👌

I've been listening to the same 'quiet night on a pirate ship ambience' for the past 9 hours because this is how I do what I do

ENJOY!

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   Another quiet night for a small Inn established in a little clearing on the outskirts of any kingdoms, just within the border of Dahlia's neighboring country, Ferris. Although most townsfolk or adventurers who would stumble upon it during travel always asked them if they'd considered moving business, or if they ever regretted settling down out in the middle of nowhere.  To a vast majority, living in such an isolated plot of land would make them antsy or a little anxious, especially in the dark of midnight with no streetlamps to let you see the surroundings outside. However, to the Inkeeper, the thicket around their home was actually quite a comfort. Even if they did occasionally feel the tendrils of loneliness creeping up their spine.

   Lost in their thoughts, they hadn't heard the heavy, uneven footfall or the clambering of metal and wood make its way down the steps beside the small bar counter.

   "Still up," a gruff voice stated simply. "Should turn in for the night." The Inkeeper's attention was snatched by their only customer, one who's been—begrudgingly—staying here for a few days now. They had tried to leave more times than the day has hours, but gave up with a string of complaints and curses grumbled under their breath. Couldn't exactly blame the persistent Inkeeper, not when their guest had stumbled unceremoniously on to their doorstep decorated in blood and bruises, topping off the look with not one, but two crossbow bolts pierced through their left thigh.

   "Yer one teh talk," the Inkeeper replied with a soft snark to their tone, drawing their short glass of water to their lips and taking another sip. "Reckon I'ven't haird ye rest since ye got'ere, lost one." They'd nearly surprised themself with that sudden nickname. Lost one...

   A nickname they hadn't heard in a long time. Not since he was whisked away by the royal guard of what used to be one of two most favorable factions of Dahlia, Canis. They weren't sure what they had started calling it once the territory had turned itself on its head, but whoever was ruling the faction now was a monster who got off on the torment of others. A bloodthirsty beast.

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Hope you enjoyed my blatant impatience and eagerness to post something else of this pirate au I'm doing aksndk

I'm hoping the written Irish dialect is still understood^^; Irish Inkeeper go brrrrrrr in my tiny rat brain

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[swifty-fox]

YALL DONT KNOW WHAT IM COOKIN

[cedarbranch]

and to think that yall dont even know what im cookin in my google docs.......

[cruisinmississippin]

Its probably the cooking who am I kidding

The last time I was this stressed out about a show was Breaking Bad.

Which is understandable because u too feel like ur cooking meth all over the place trying not to get busted.

So I had to finish tht show ASAP because it was too stressful not to.

This headline is worthy to be pondered over by every other show creators hohoho. Its csuse more n more u hear actors n actresses complaining about how their sex scenes n nudity never really did anything to elevate the storytelling, so this is the answer to that. The simple fact that yes, you can actually create a hit show without all that n still be winning more. Literally yall, dude won an emmy for his performance

Personally,The Bear gets it too easy for me simply because the premise is food n cooking anyhow so even if the whole thing goes to sht, id still go OH YYYEAH LOOK AT THE WAY THE MEAT IS SIZZLING OH YEAHH SO BEAUTIFUL 😍😍😍😍😍

Im a sucker for cooking n all. Im the worst. Fact is, the big reason why I got into BOTW was mostly because of the cooking mechanics in the game. Fcking brilliant how they have hundreds of all these ingredients all over the world, n u can pop em in the stove, fry em, boil em, grill em, WHO KNOWS WHATS GONNA BE COOKIN? Next thing I knew I was 90 hours in n the main highlight is the number of dishes I done discovered.

😀😀😀 ill even go on to say im a much happier person n overall in my best mood when im surrounding myself with cooking videos. Its such a craft, yoo. Its the best kind! I say cooking videos n not the actual cooking cause im fussy as heck when in the act. Yikes u dont wanna be anywhere near me when the actual cooking is happening. Seriously dont even be breathin the same air in the kitchen.

Nway but yeah whatevers depicted about how extremely stressful n debilitating it is for everyone involved in the industry is heckin sad but understandable. Ive had more than a few friends who studied culinary n quit after getting their degrees because they know how soul sucking the profession can be n theyd rather chill out n have a life. Aight.

Another similarity I see w Breaking Bad is how nobody in the show is hella good looking or movie star like. Everybody looked like everybody basically which doesnt take away from the narrative, but adds more into it sbb more believable.

[wolftozier]

t. theory. richie and eddie... in masterchef. and theyre like. rivals and its all very dramatic AND THEN they get teamed up for the restaurant exercise and they end up making out in the food storage

[yuzenji-archive]

please do these hcs for kenma atsumu kuroo and kags! okay so how would they react to their s/o who NEVER curses, actually curses in front of them bc they accidentally burned themselves while cooking!

| riza: WAIT OMF THIS IS SO CUTE EYE )):

KENMA —

he finds it super endearing that u never EVER swear like ?? so precious!!!! (the nekoma team does a good job expressing that for him tho)

so then one day u came over and u offered to cook for kenma

he felt embarrassed that u wanted to do that for him like ?? okay u do u

it smelled great but he was honestly too busy gamin just a little and waiting for u

then he goes and gets something to drink and then

u burned urself

“ow- fuck!”

kenma spat his damn water and made a WHOLE ass mess on his counter bc like

WTF U SWORE????????? WHAT WAS THE REASON!!!!!

u come runnin over all panicked like KENMA ARE U OKAy as if u didnt just swear when hes Right There

his next mission was to find out who said fuck in ur presence and kill them (not really but ya kno,, give em an ear full of yelling)

ATSUMU —

when it dawned on him that u literally have never said a bad word

not even damn

somethin fuckin Turned on him like woah,, i have a partner who never swore ? HOW INNOCENT

well this one time he asked u to assist him in cookin dinner, u were assigned to keep stirrin the pot

unfortunately

and somehow

ur skin touched the hot ass pot

and ur pretty innocent lips said

“shit!”

atsumu nearly dropped his shit to the ground and he comes RUSHIN to u to check if ur aight

i feel like atsumu the typa bitch to be like “what a dirty mouth u have”

and none of yall can tell me im wrong

TETSURŌ —

i have this gut feeling where tetsu had at least ONCE tried to make u swear and not once did he ever succeed

“man give it up, theyre as pure as an angel”

actual morisuke quote

takin his damn quote to heart, tetsu literally gives up trying to get u to swear for him

at his apartment (he invited u for the night bc its friday no school tmr baybee) he told u that u can cook some noodles if u wanted

so u cooked some and u boiled the hot water and everythin

u kinda nudged it a lil wit ur arm on accident and that shit Hurted like it made u yell somethin so vulgar

which was goddammit i know its so Vulgar

tetsurō heard that shit from the living room and he comes running in lookin like this ÒoÓ

“DID U SWEAR”

“i did?”

“AAAAAAAAAA U JUST DID IM SO PROUD OF U”

why was he so proud? u dunno, u didnt think it was that much of a big deal that u swore

TOBIO —

tbh he knew u never swore lmao u talk to him in class and he Had never heard u swear like ag all

and he thinks its cute, a big contrast compared to him bc he regularly says ボケ！！

like u dont even say shit and thats so cute to him

u wanted ramen from the convenience store so yall went to get some and tobio offered his place for u to eat and make ur ramen

yall went down on this like weird “wait are u sure” “yes im sure” “ur parents wouldnt mind??” conversation and it lasted the entire walk from the store to his house so its basically too late to back tf out now

tobio helped u maneuver ur way around his kitchen and he helped u boil the water

so then comes the part where yall pour the water in yalls ramen cups and the hot water spilled a lil on ur hand

“ow- what the fuck-”

“woah u said fuck”

p sure u blushed a lil after that

tobio pretended he didnt hear it so that u have some of ur pride left in u

[duffybagarik]

School ( wk 24 )

So im gonna talk about school right now. A lot of these people i dont like but i got a few friends here because ion like having to many friends cus most yall fake anyways. I have a 1.33 GPA right now i know its not that good but its good for me. Im not playing on the basketball team this year cus yall be sleeping on me last year and had me sit 4 games in a row so i just quit. Im not paying $100 to ride the bench.. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️💯 I do be in pe tho and be cookin up out there . I only like coming to school to be with my friends. My favorite thing to do at school is being with my friends , shoutout walter , tajah , the rest know who you are . Im not a very school smart person like im not good when taking test or studying or reading books or nothing like im just not good at school. Like me and school just dont go together its not for me. Thats why im not going to college cus for 1. If i struggle in school , college gonna be even worse 2. Its a waste of money for what im trying to do. 3. College is what puts a lot of kids in debt for years and years and possibly your lifetime. Thats all 🧟💤

[venusbrinas-blog]

What my day always looks like......

A very early 4a.m start to my day today..So u can bet your sweet ass this little mama is loaded up on coffee...its true i start my day with coffee and end it with wine.. yeppp.. i know what ur thankin...PREDICTABLE.! lol.

While i was home awake sippin my coffee i figured a head start on our home would be a nice productive start to my day today, so i got busy and i managed to fold some cloths (3 an a half loads to be exact) & started another load & switched out the laundry..(where do all these dirty cloths even come from)..i bet u i could catch up laundry today an befor dark I'd have 50 loads to wash..do u have this problem to or is it just me..?? my boys woke up around 7:30-8 and were there normal hungry little selves,so i cooked us up some yummy YUMMY homemade strawberry waffles & toped it with whipcream, raspberry, blue berry,bannana, sliced strawberrys,& i toped that off with maple syrup...so yeppers, it was a very yummy to our tummy kinda breakfast...it was good yall..MAMA CAN COOK..afterwards we cuddled up an watched some spongebob for a bit b4 i got busy straighten the house up..ya know just a quick tidy..i even managed to call an schedule my houses for next week to clean i have 7 on the calendar..im tired as hell already just thinkin about next weeks work..at least the moneys good and makes it well worth being tired..the problem is all this stress from my relationship has me like so SOOO TIRED & SCATTER BRAINED..its hard to do my job with less energy an no brain..i cant turn off my thoughts about me an my husband..i feal like im over doin myself..i always go at it 2000% and keep my word no matter what..11:30 rolled around and CASSON finally has made it home..!! so now i can get dressed an head to work myself after the gym of course..Im at my stress releaven gym now to get my run on b4 heading to work..i have to release all this built up tention some how..RIGHT..I have 2 houses to clean today not counting mine when i get home & 1 estimate on my way to the 2nd house...its lookin like it might be a late work day..it also looks like it may just rain so that means the sitter will keep my kids inside..so u do the math...ITL B A HUGE MESS 4 ME...she cleans a tad but not like i do..The kids already requested breakfast for dinner so ill be cookin a yummy brfst feast after work..im already tired yall like X~AUSTED AS I TYPE..just thinkin its all startin n like 5 mins after i post this..i just needed to rant...or mayb i just have had to much caffeine..or mayb both lol...ima GOSSIP MAMA..well ima go get my butt inside an get my run on..my girl is here to challenge me..so LETS GIT IT MAREE~REE...Heres a couple piks of me & 1 of my fav little guys. He's mommys little blue eyed red headed freckle faced baby boy...I love me some hims..i even love this busy ass hectic life im livin....ok thats enough of my ramblen..ima get my run done so i can shower an head out to work..glad im my own boss..lol..id b done fired if i wasnt.. lol..ill talk at yall n a bit about some relationship bs issues i gota sort threw an get off my chest b4 i collapse...dont miss me to much yall..toot a lou guys..XOXOXXX..HAVE A BLESSED DAY..IMA GO BLESS THESE LEGS...by 4 now..!!!!

[augcst]

unusual asks: do them all i believe in you

WHO DID THIS but lowkey thanks bc this is what i wanted read below if you wanna know things about me or *cough* datemeimeanwhta *cough*

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify all the wayyy

Is your room messy or clean?Actually clean bc I just cleaned it out and everything is organized

What color are your eyes?Brown af

Do you like your name? why?I do and its bc its aestetically pleasing to look at for me? Like Autumn is just really nice to look at u kno

What is your relationship status?single and mentally unstable; thotumn

Describe your personality in 3 words or lesstired, sometimes creative

What color hair do you have?dark brown with lighter brown streaks

What kind of car do you drive? color?Nissan Versa Note, sky blue

Where do you shop?For clothes: H&M and target, my sister’s closet

How would you describe your style?attempted gay athletic

Favorite social media accountInstagram or this one

What size bed do you have?Double or queen... its bigger than a twin but not a king lol

Any siblings?Biological: 9, Step: 2, Adopted: 2 (all sisters)

If you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?New Zealand because it’s so gorgeous, or the gay island with my favorite people ive ever met @enbykaradanvers and @thegrimllama

Favorite snapchat filter?The one that makes your nose smaller and your face thinner

Favorite makeup brand(s)I use drug store mostly, Milani is INCREDIBLE, but expensive: highligher - nars, primer - too faced, stila, makeup forever

How many times a week do you shower?Usually every other day unless im going through a particularly bad depression spout. 

Favorite tv show?All-time: New Girl, The Office, Parks and Rec, Grey’sCurrent: Supergirl

Shoe size?.....size 11

How tall are you?5′4″ish

Sandals or sneakers?SNEAKERS ALWAYS

Do you go to the gym?not really

Describe your dream datestargazing in a remote, low-lit area so the stars are super bright with philosophical discussions

How much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?$178 not including like gift cards and stuff

What color socks are you wearing?none right now

How many pillows do you sleep with?I have to have one for my head, one to hug, and one on the other side so i feel secure lmao but I have 7 full pillows on my bed rn

Do you have a job? what do you do?Not currently as I’m about to go through a really tough semester, but I was a nanny

How many friends do you have?I have 3/4 best friends but a really good amount of friend friends 

Whats the worst thing you have ever done?watched the Bee movie

Whats your favorite candle scent?peach or evergreen

3 favorite boy namesI have 3 gender neutral names: Journey, River and Eowyn

3 favorite girl namessame as above plus annie

Favorite actor?um... *looks at smudged writing on hand* Benadryl *squints* Cucumber

Favorite actress?Melissa Benoist or Katie McGrath atm

Who is your celebrity crush?Same as above

Favorite movie?Hidden Figures is SO GOOD YALL YOU GOTTA SEE IT

Do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?I don’t because I have issues with concentrating unless i’m interested and it’s dead quiet. But my favorite book is Milk&Honey by Rupi Kaur CALL ME BASIC I KNOW I AM but i have a lot of poetry books i enjoy

Money or brains?Brains

Do you have a nickname? what is it?Yes, Audi or Thotumn or Small Chip as coined by @thegrimllama and Lil Sis/sib as coined by @enbykaradanvers

How many times have you been to the hospital?For myself, 4 times for serious things. 1) Kidney infection as an infant, 2) Two nose bleeds that wouldn’t stop 3) Severe stomach pain 4) Broken ankle

Top 10 favorite songsin no particular order:-This Girl (Kungs Vs. Cookin’ On 3 Burners)-Wow by Beck-Guillotine by Jon Bellion-False Alarm by Matoma-Death of a Bachelor by Panic! at the Disco-Starving by Hailee Steinfeld-Take On Me by Aha-Send My Love (To Your New Lover) by Adele-That’s My Girl by 5H-6 Inch by Beyonce

Do you take any medications daily?Too many

What is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)Definitely combination

What is your biggest fear?Shallow: Heights; Deep: Being Gaslighted

How many kids do you want?I want a few although im not sure how many, but never an only child. 

Whats your go to hair style?Messy pony or bun

What type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)Average for a family, like 4 bedroom, 3 stories, 3 baths.

who is your role model?@enbykaradanvers and @thegrimllama and my mom

What was the last compliment you received?(regarding a nude I thought was awful) @thegrimllama : “HOLY SHIT IT WORKS THOUGH, IM FOR REAL THOUGH SEND IT TO EVERYONE”

What was the last text you sent?“IM ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH”

Wow old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?I still believe in santa dont ARGUE WITH ME

What is your dream car?One with bluetooth music, leather seats, seatwarmers and a sun roof and adequate room in the baCK AKA MY CAR I DESTROYED LAST YEAR I CRY

Opinion on smoking?not for me, please dont smoke cigs around me either

Do you go to college?Yep, getting my associates this semester then transferring

What is your dream job?a job that works with psychology and children. maybe autistic children

Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?Suburbs. I like the idea of a city, but I hate the crowdedness, but i like living close enough to like a target and H&M and stuff

Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?nah, if anything I use them while im there

Do you have freckles?not really, just like random spots all over my body but not like the cute freckles lmao

Do you smile for pictures?now I do, i went through a period where I didnt though

How many pictures do you have on your phone?17k

Have you ever peed in the woods?yes, when I was little and my family was actually active and hiked lmao

Do you still watch cartoons?sometimes, my little sister watches them and sometimes they’re on. But I do watch Steven Universe and Spongebob when they’re on lmao

Do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?HOW ABOUT CHICK FIL A

Favorite dipping sauce?Ranch probably

What do you wear to bed?usually a tee and underwear

Have you ever won a spelling bee?I think I vaguely remember winning when I was in elementary but I honestly cant say for sure

What are your hobbies?Art and music and studyblring and im trying to get into like editing digital stuff and i also like writing when I have the spoons

Can you draw?yeah, I have an art tag somewhere. You can find it on my page in my about me i think

Do you play an instrument?the guitar, I used to play viola and piano though

What was the last concert you saw?Twenty One Pilots at Red Rocks i think?

Tea or coffee?hot chocolate

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?starbucks

Do you want to get married?yes

What is your crush’s first and last initial?JH, but it’s like an inactive crush? But like other than that I dont have any

Are you going to change your last name when you get married?Probably

What color looks best on you?Orange or navy blue probably

Do you miss anyone right now?@enbykaradanvers bc they WENT TO SLEEP EARLY LIKE A HEALTHY PERSON although im really proud of them bc i care and love them and i want them to be well rested for work so they have a highkey good day

Do you sleep with your door open or closed?CLOSED AF

Do you believe in ghosts?Umm yes but not in the conventional way. lmk if anyone wants to know more lmao

What is your biggest pet peeve?I have so many but top ones are chewing with your mouth open and velvety textures

Last person you called?@enbykaradanvers and @thegrimllama

Favorite ice cream flavor?Mint choclate chip

Regular oreos or golden oreos?I like the cookie part of regular ones but the whole of golden ones so u choose

Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?i dont like sprikles but make it gay so rainbow

What shirt are you wearing?my fave long sleeve tee, it was my dad’s at one point

What is your phone background?kara danvers with a pink background and a pixelly thought bubble that says “why are you on my phone”

Are you outgoing or shy?a mix. depends on my spoons tbh

Do you like it when people play with your hair?if they do it gently bc i highkey have a really sensitive scalp

Do you like your neighbors?yeah, one of my best friends lives on the left and a nice family lives on the right

Do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?morning and night... but like lazily. Literally water in the morning and a makeup wipe or water at night

Have you ever been high?from prescription drugs but like that were meant for me lol

Have you ever been drunk?never

Last thing you ate?sauteed mushrooms

Favorite lyrics right now"theres not enough wind in oklahoma to blow this old house to the ground” or something like that

Summer or winter?summer, but i dont hate winter

Day or night?night

Dark, milk, or white chocolate?milk

Favorite month?May

What is your zodiac signLeo

Who was the last person you cried in front of?@thegrimllama bc i was having a bad night and she skyped me until I fell asleep 

[cruisinmississippin]

Its probably the cooking who am I kidding

The last time I was this stressed out about a show was Breaking Bad.

Which is understandable because u too feel like ur cooking meth all over the place trying not to get busted.

So I had to finish tht show ASAP because it was too stressful not to.

This headline is worthy to be pondered over by every other show creators hohoho. Its csuse more n more u hear actors n actresses complaining about how their sex scenes n nudity never really did anything to elevate the storytelling, so this is the answer to that. The simple fact that yes, you can actually create a hit show without all that n still be winning more. Literally yall, dude won an emmy for his performance

Personally,The Bear gets it too easy for me simply because the premise is food n cooking anyhow so even if the whole thing goes to sht, id still go OH YYYEAH LOOK AT THE WAY THE MEAT IS SIZZLING OH YEAHH SO BEAUTIFUL 😍😍😍😍😍

Im a sucker for cooking n all. Im the worst. Fact is, the big reason why I got into BOTW was mostly because of the cooking mechanics in the game. Fcking brilliant how they have hundreds of all these ingredients all over the world, n u can pop em in the stove, fry em, boil em, grill em, WHO KNOWS WHATS GONNA BE COOKIN? Next thing I knew I was 90 hours in n the main highlight is the number of dishes I done discovered.

😀😀😀 ill even go on to say im a much happier person n overall in my best mood when im surrounding myself with cooking videos. Its such a craft, yoo. Its the best kind! I say cooking videos n not the actual cooking cause im fussy as heck when in the act. Yikes u dont wanna be anywhere near me when the actual cooking is happening. Seriously dont even be breathin the same air in the kitchen.

Nway but yeah whatevers depicted about how extremely stressful n debilitating it is for everyone involved in the industry is heckin sad but understandable. Ive had more than a few friends who studied culinary n quit after getting their degrees because they know how soul sucking the profession can be n theyd rather chill out n have a life. Aight.

Another similarity I see w Breaking Bad is how nobody in the show is hella good looking or movie star like. Everybody looked like everybody basically which doesnt take away from the narrative, but adds more into it sbb more believable.