#YAS JOOHONEY

[jaxonah]

photo dump from last nights concert in Dallas💖

[sweetestofchaos]

In YOUR opinion who ( out of idols/groups you like ) do you think is most likely to date / be into plus size woman? 🤔🤨

This is a good question. Please don't take my words to heart, okay? This is just how I feel and what would I know? I'm not them, so yeah.

Also, before I get into it...there is a Got7 ask somewhere on here where I was asked kind of the same question, but I can't find it. So, if you do find it, send it to me lol

Big Matthew (Kard)/ Wonho (Solo) - They are huge! I'm sure they would date or be into a plus size woman cause they would be able to make her feel good about herself. Her weight means nothing to them, she's a feather!

Joohoney (Monsta X) / Yugyeom (Got7) / Yoongi (BTS) - They just give off that vibe, ya know? They don't care what you think and will date whoever they want. They don't need to prove anything to anyone, so yeah. Having a plus sized s/o wouldn't bother them at all.

Johnny Su (NCT 127)/ Mark (Got7) / Chan (Stray Kids) / Felix (Stray Kids) / Mark (NCT 127) - Since they were born and raised in places other than South Korea, they seem to have more of an open mind. They don't seem to be tied down by strict ideas and traditions like the others. Having a plus sized s/o wouldn't even make them bat an eye.

Seokjin (BTS) - Would totally fool around and date...I feel like they are the type to date for marriage. Outside of BTS I think Seokjin is really shy and keeps to himself, so if he dated a plus sized woman he would be happy. He wouldn't care about what anyone has to say because she makes him happy and brings him peace, which is all that man really wants.

Jaehyun (NCT 127) / Namjoon (BTS) - As long as she's smart and has a good sense of humor, they wouldn't care about her size. They seem to care more about personality over looks, so yeah. Size is but a number to them and that means nothing.

Jimin (BTS) / Changbin (Stray Kids) - I can see them fooling around with a plus sized woman, but I'm not sure if they would date them. Maybe more on the lines of fwb or a booty call? If they were to date a plus sized woman, she would have to be confident in herself!

Jungkook (BTS) - JK is already out there, so he wouldn't have any type of issue with fooling around, but dating...I don't think so. I'm not sure why, he just gives me that vibe.

I'm sure I missed a few guys, but these are the main one that come to my mind right away. If you have anyone you would like me to think about, just send another ask! Thank you again for sending in this ask and just know no matter what, being plus sized doesn't mean anything! Everyone deserves to be cherished and loved! How you look only plays part of a roll, it really is what's inside that counts for a lot of people.

Love ya,

𝒞𝒽𝒶ℴ𝓈

[summer-l0ver]

Hello hello! It's me again, your mbb secret santa!

I was excited to see your answer bc Joohoney is also one of my biases. He's so sweet and funny and just seems like he'd be the most fun to be around, doesn't he?

Haha anyhow, let me not get distracted! I was wondering for today's getting to know you question if you have a favorite live performance or stage that our boys have done? What about that stage do you enjoy? The costumes, the choreo, the performance?

I hope you have an amazing weekend, and I'll talk to you soon!

- Your MBB 🎅

Hellooo mbb secret santa!

And awesome! I'm glad to know that he is one of your bias as well🥳 and he is! He is hilarious and has such a great personality, like for real he is just such a great person and performer jajaj

And I do!my favorite stage performance is in the music bank in the show KBS world tv in 2019, when they presented rush hour🤩 like everything about that performance is just wonderful: the costume, dance, singing, etc.

Also one of my other favorites of all time (it isn't a stage presentation) is the replay dance of the song Love Killa, like the choreography is 100 out of 10 and the costume just fit perfectly 💥plus all the boys look so hot and amazing jajaja 10 out of 10 the service 👌jajaj

I hope you had a great weekend as well and have a great week too✨️ see ya around 🥳💜

[peachesandsodas]

Sweet, and Delicate Paris

“Look at how crisp those autumn leaves, oh-- not forgetting how fresh the air is, and the warm buttery croissants. And you, of course.”

Fingers delicately holding onto a warm cup of black coffee and autumn breeze brushing Y/N’s soft skin, radiates youth glow on a sunny afternoon in Paris. It was an off day for the busy fashion magazine editor, and a rare day for Y/N to enjoy some time for herself. With a plate of butter croissant and warm cup of caffeine dose, on a quaint café that’s filled with chatters and acoustic music. Y/N sat on the outdoor area, with eyes watching the pedestrians, slowly getting sunk deep in her thoughts, forgetting that Y/N’s partner coming back to his seat, with a plate of croissant as well and a white box filled with another pastries perhaps.

“The line is insane.” He huffed as he placed the plate of croissant on the table, as well as his latte. He pulled his seat and making himself comfortable, but eyes  glued on Y/N, slightly smiling. “Hey, gorgeous. Went deep inside your thoughts, aren’t you?” Jooheon smiled, taking a sip of his coffee, snapping Y/N back to reality. “Hmm? Nothing, just thinking how peaceful this morning is.” Y/N chirped, taking a sip of the black coffee, looking at Jooheon who’s digging his warm butter croissant. “The line was long, but it’s worth that amazing croissant, this is the place that I’ve been telling you about since I moved here.” Y/N said, “I don’t care about the croissant,” He said, after taking a mouthful bite, “The fact that i’m here, sitting across this beautiful lady, who’s actually had a day off, and me-- in Paris, without any schedule.” Jooheon chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. “It’s a blessing.” That sentence came out from him, making Y/N blushed in hues of red. How Y/N missed Jooheon’s presence after her company instructed her to move to their base in Paris, easier for her to cover fashion events and news. Adding on, Jooheon’s schedule in Monsta X, they only spent some time through FaceTimes, or if their company allows, sharing some good times on IG Live, since the Monbebe also love her equally.

They meet through mutual friends, bumped to each other in a restaurant when Y/N having her company dinner and Jooheon with the other Monsta X members for their comeback dinner. Y/N’s friend introduced her to Jooheon at that time, and he swore he felt some spark tingling inside his heart for the first time. Since then, Jooheon asked for Y/N’s number from the mutual friend of both, and started to meet Y/N after office hour just for awhile or squeezing his time to FaceTime her during her lunch breaks. They felt a deeper connection after a few dates and decided to establish a relationship; something both of them cherish the most after tough times and struggles of clashing schedules. But those moments made them stronger, as an individual and as a couple, they grow with each other together.

At first, it was tough, because some of the fans having a hard time to accept the relationship, but seeing how happy Jooheon is and he became the very best of himself since being with you, it made Monbebe and the rest of the Monsta X happy, reassured that Jooheon finally found someone that supported him in the industry, as an idol, artist, and as Jooheon himself. 2 years passed, and here they are. 

“Can you just stay longer here?” Y/N whined softly, playing with the rim of the cup, feeling her sadness building up knowing that there’s only a couple days left with him around. Long distance relationship is hard, but somehow, they work to make this work. “I always want to stay longer here, Y/N.” Jooheon softly replied, reaching for Y/N’s hand and automatically intertwining their fingers together, fits perfectly just like the last puzzle piece. “But we gotta hustle hard, for the future, hm? The day will come, when I can just wake up, and kiss you immediately, not caring about the morning breath--” Jooheon chuckled as Y/N playfully slapped his hand. “Your morning breath.” Y/N chuckled as well, ah times like this, she wished she could just pause it. “No, but really, I promise you, they day will come okay? And talking about the future.. I got you something.” Jooheon said, pushing the white box with unknown pastries inside. Y/N raised her eyebrows as she grabbed the white box, playfully watching Jooheon’s reaction as she opened the white box. “Future? What do you mean by future in this white box-- a future of me eating another butter-- Oh my God.” Y/N’s eyes widen in surprise as she looked what’s inside the box. She smiled widely, looking at the smiling Jooheon back and forth to the box. 

A cupcake, with a message, 'Will you marry me' in a pink frosting on top of it.

“So, it’s a yes or yes?” He asked, crossing his legs as he waits for Y/N’s reply, chuckling softly at her cute reaction. 

“A thousand yes?!” Y/N laughed as her eyes welling up in the most happiest tears ever. “Are-- you-- Is this serious? Wait, what is happening?! Yah, Joohoney, I need explanations!”

“So, there’s no long line, I just requested them to write the message on a cupcake, I was surprised they actually sold cupcakes which is your favourite after croissants, and you’re officially,” Jooheon took out a small velvet box from his pocket, revealing a dainty custom-made ring that reflects Y/N’s personality; a soft, feminine, classic design that Jooheon picked himself.

“Officially, soon-to-be, Mrs. Lee. Okay, should we eat the cupcakes? I’m kinda hungry.” 

[kpopincorrect-quotes]

Hyungwon, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now kids, you may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Hyungwon?”

Changkyun, Wonho, and Jooheon: ...

Hyungwon: Well then I’ll let you in on a little secret. Hyungwon has no fucking clue either.

[memehyungwon]

Guess which baby boy is back?

Joohoney! 🐝✨🖤

(x)

[stardustempire]

♕Honey ♕

Stardust Empire

[monsterwoosbabygirl-remade]

my mind currently: jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon jooheon

[woofwoofbangbang]

According to a lot of people I seem like I bias Chan so idk. I am full of surprises I guess. How can you not love Jeongin? But then also Changbin lately uhh…

Same with monsta, everyone thinks it'e either Shownu or I.M., but it's… Joohoney.

Wait, I can't start biasing Changbin because I'll then have a pattern of stanning loud agressive bois. Ah…

Live Red lights will slap live just like Rodeo slaps so much more live than studio.

I shall give my beloved colleague 3-7 work days to create much anticipated theory, yes sir.

Yeah, roommate said the same thing about seeing bts pattern in skz. I mean, a lot of people brought up the cultural appropriation of hair thing back just prior to comeback and the problem with minor stays bashing chan for wearing sleeveless shirt idk… I'm not too invested in what's going on on the bad side of fandom (or "fandom"), I just know things roommate told me. Also armys being toxic because bts is going to army and skz will most likely take their place in kpop world… Eh.

I know it's hard to say don't mind the haters, especially if you already have lower self esteem (which skz generally does have unfortunately), but also… Babes, don't dedicate them 3 songs, ya kno.

Best,

Dr. Paws Scribblescribble | linguistics department | specialised in plosive theory and album analysis

I think chan has become the default but I really hc changbin or seungmjn , idk vibes? I also thought you were a taurus so rip

JOOHONEY IS MAIN BAE . A whole dude

But changkyun gives me blood pressure issues so I will scream in perpetuity.

Loud agressive bois can be nice too wdym?😇 THE PLOSIVES DR.PAWS THINK OF THE PLOSIVES

Yes even just song wise, godsmenu had so much dope energy its uncanny

I'm not even gonna touch their racist and racist adjacent issues with a ten foot pole

Honestly I'm just here curating my bubble of chill fandom bc I do not have any patience for toxic fandom happenings I was a directioner on twitter when 1d was active , I have seen things. Too many things

Yeah it seems a bit much atm but also , get it off your chests bubs so we can move on

This might be the capitalism rearing its head it is but I think all their visible issues with self esteem are gonna help their image a lot bc relatable haha

Evil mastermind interlude over

[yoon-kwan-kyun]

Just watched translated clips of jooheon's v live

and let me just say i want to punch some bitches in the clitoris

[monsta-x7]

210309 FNS Universe [JOOHONEY]

Camera-ya, how do I look

[Translation:boogijae]

[jaxonah]

ITS OFFICIAL 💋💋💋💋💋💓💓💓💓💓💓✨✨✨✨✨✨✨💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

[kyunsies]

send this to blogs anonymously and ask them to ship their moots with monsta x

YAAAAY i can finally do this with my moots <3 sorry this took me so long anonnie i was completely exhausted last night lol but here we are!!! i’m going to do friendly ships just in case someone feels uncomfortable so i hope you’re okay with that!!!!!

shownu -> will not accept any answer if it’s not @softhyungkyun / miss victoria!!! i feel as tho the stars are aligned ever so right (like in hercules hehe) for these two to become friends!! vic has this INSANE and i mean insane calm energy like i know this girl does have some stresses in her life but would ya know?? absolutely not lol. doesn’t let anything get to her, literally the calmest person i know and DONT TELL ME their humor just doesn’t match up perfectly?? so spot on it’s kind of scary and don’t tell vic this but perhaps she herself was shownu in a past life <3 lol

wonho -> my man wonho provides emotional strength!!!! and i feel @joosgf is the perfect recipient of his loving 🥺 sweet lulu deserves only the kindest attention plus i just want to give her the biggest hug and i feel wonho would be perfect <3 part of the lulu protection squad bc she’s just an angel and lulu bub i know u probably wanted jooheon but SILLY he’s your bf 💕💖💕💖

minhyuk -> this is an unexpected combo i feel but @imnameimss needs minhyuk in her life!!! my girl suni is stressed (we co exist in the nursing student universe and we hate the suffering lol) so not only will minhyuk provide comfort and support but will also take her mind away from life’s daily burdens <3 plus suni is one of the funniest people i know so could u imagine the shenanigans that would take place !!!!! watch out everybody this is a dynamic duo right here 👀

kihyun -> my most motherly moot deserves a housewife-like best friend and who other could this be than @chaotichae <3 JDBJD my sweet nessa is so calm and lovely and exudes such comfort and i also get these vibes from kihyun too :) also nessa i see u in the tags sometimes u can be savage and i love that about u <3 so kihyun is just a perfect fit i think it would be a great friendship even tho u have him on the divorce list hehe

hyungwon -> my love my life @mcnbebe needs a hyungwon!!!!! my kyuntent buddy is .... very stressed and i want to give her everything that is calm and comforting in life and hyungwon would provide that for her!!! a quiet cheerleader who will be there for her on the bad days and good days 🥺 also aminah has a crazy sense of humor one that i think is the funniest i’ve come across in a long time HH and i think she would make hyungwon laugh as well 💖 ily miss aminah and i hope you’re doing okay!!!

jooheon -> this would be such a dynamic friendship AH i feel my gal pal @wonheons would be a great fit with mr joohoney one hunnit !!!! lissa is one of the most supportive people i know, she’s been there for me <3 and joo is such a big cheerleader for his members so i feel these two would just hype each other up for everything 💖 plus lissa i feel has those creative juices flowing at any given time NDNDJD so i just think they would bounce some cool idea off each other a lot, it would be a great time <3

changkyun -> you’re going to think i’m bonkers like absolutely bananas but !!!!!! miss amy @minhyukie i name u kyun’s best friend <3 LOL and it’s only bc amy literally is one of my very trusted friends i would trust her with anything i say at face value, she is so open and honest with me, and she has told me countless times to like, trust what i feel is right? don’t worry about what people think? and if i had a dollar for every time she’s said “it’s just tumblr dot com” LOL so kyun and her would be great bc they simply Do Not Have The Time for criticism!! they do their own thing and they are happy with that <3

[redscharms]

Hey red, I asked the question on Joohoney and his kinks. Sorry if I crossed a line or anything, I completely respect what you are saying! It’s just like you said it’s curiosity, and we do forget that line of prying into celebrities personal lives. Instead could I ask a more PG question? What kind of girl or guy (ya never know) is Joohoney into, like personality wise. You also talked a lot about how he likes foreigners, are they any particular types of foreigners at all? Thanks again red ❤️❤️❤️

Hello, honey ♥️ don’t worry, like I said in that post I understand the curiosity and in general I don’t see it as something negative. And I appreciate you being understanding and nice :)

I did very similar readings (1, 2)already, one specifically about his type, so I tried to do something different this time to avoid doing the same thing over and over.

MONSTAX Tarot

Lee Jooheon reading

Four keys to his heart

Five of Scrolls

Patience

Jooheon can be difficult at times. He can be sulky, overdramatic, petty. His negative traits don’t overshadow his overall bright and loving nature but they are there nonetheless. Hidden behind the debris of his most embarrassing and bitter insecurities. And as any clutter it’s an not very pleasant to the eye and unfortunately Jooheon is seems to be an emotional hoarder. He’s not very willing to dive into that cluster of suppressed emotions and chooses to hide it under the carpet for the time being. So it’s important for his s/o to remain patient and let him sort it out himself at a pace he’s comfortable with. Don’t rush him and don’t try to deal with it yourself. It’s something he needs time with, perhaps a more stable mental state that guarantees a productive outcome. He doesn’t want to make it worse by touching old wounds that will take even longer time to heal if he opens them unprepared. He needs someone mature enough to understand when to let it go and who won’t question his love and trust. It’s a little sacrifice but it’s one he’ll be willing to repay tenfold.

Queen of Spirals. The Muse

Gentleness

Comfort and reassuring. Yes, Honey can get a little needy for these things and one must be strong enough to provide him with the much needed comfort but not at the expense of their own. It takes a very emotionally mature and stable person to handle a relationship like that and avoid bitter feelings. If there’s a lack of understanding and self respect that sets a very strong set of boundaries the relationship might seem and feel one sided. This is necessary to ensure that his s/o avoid being fixated on his few bad traits and they see the bigger picture. They need to understand that it’s not about them and if they are able to silence their selfishness then it’s going to have the exact same effect on Jooheon. The more gentle and understanding is his s/o’s approach the more selfless and caring Jooheon will try to be because he’ll feel immense gratitude towards them. He’ll truly appreciate that and will try his best to improve. The more love his s/o will give him, the more he’s ready to give back.

But his s/o must also have a very healthy relationship with themselves and know when to step back and say ‘enough’. Without proper self respect they might get into a very self destructive pattern and that will lead to bitterness and passive aggressive behavior. Because if they give too much and put Jooheon’s needs before their own all the time then they’ll feel unappreciated and hurt. And when those feelings are present it’s a recipe for disaster.

Page of Spirals. The Mime.

Balance

Easygoing and incisive. Someone who can laugh with him, fool around, go on cute dates and wear couple pajamas but can also be very direct and honest when shits get serious. Someone who grounds him but doesn’t suffocate him with the gravity of pragmatism. Someone carefree yet sensible, with childlike enthusiasm for life and mature approach to its serious aspects.

The Artiste. Queen of Stones.

Freedom

Jooheon needs someone who understands his love and passion for what he does. Someone who inspires him, motives him and cheers him up whenever he starts to sink in self doubt but also someone who won’t judge him for prioritizing his work in certain situations. He needs it as he needs air. Trying to invoke guilt in him for it will damage the relationship significantly. He operates much better with subtle hints and honestly he seems like someone who will be fully aware of the things he needs to compensate for and will be glad to do so once he gets the opportunity. When given the chance he won’t let his partner feel unappreciated or neglected. His love might be a little chaotic but it’s genuine and pure.

I pulled few more cards to see what else I can get and if I get any more specific details. Here’s what I got: Two of Mirrors; The Empress

Someone with a bright smile, dulcet voice, soft hair and skin, kind eyes... He’s a bit idealistic in his view of love and it seems that it all comes down to him just wanting to share his love with someone who’ll appreciate and be just as happy as he is to participate in his cute and romantic displays of affection.

[sjoohun]

Ya know what, here is a long list of idols that would be great as boyfriends along with reasons!! Enjoy (its kina a x reader???)

Chrisphor bang/bangchan from stray kids

He loves to communicate with you

Ngl he probaly has a daddy kink (that one vlive gave it away)

He might let you use his laptop so you can see new songs before they come out

His fucking HANDS

Gives off big dick energy

That aussie accent

He knows your a fucking clown but goes with it

He respects all your desisions

Supports lgbtq

Has gone through alot of mental stuff so can help you through your hard times

2. Lee felix from stray kids

Acts like a crackhead but is soft when he is around you

Would probaly brag about having a SO

This bitch plays videogames day and night so gaming dates

TINY HANDS

Supports lgbtq

Probs gets in deep convos without trying

He would let you touch his sausage-

He likes his freckles and wants to show them to you

He is just g r e a t

3. Lee jooheon/joohoney from monsta x

He would go on great dates with you

He is probaly the softest human being alive-

He would bring you to see his sister and her daughter

He would buy you very expensive things if you asked

Supports lgbt (so does shownu i forgot to add that on his)

Smiles for days + cute dimples

He would ask you to help calm him when he has anxiety

Gucci and yoshi are now your children to share

Best cat dad

4. Mark lee from nct 127, nct dream, nct u, and superm

Yes he may be crazy sometimes but he likes to be calm with you

He would let you use his ass as a fucking pillow

Brings you to see any movie he likes

Talks very openly about things

Probaly brings up johnny alot

He is so OVER WORKED so he would let you top

Totaly a switch tho

Lets you borrow his hoodies

Would invite you to his dorm but dont go in it probaly stinks

Expensive food dates

Messy

Gets the bad haircuts so you dont have too

Supports lgbtq

5. Lee taemin from shinee and superm

He acts hella cute and tiny sometimes

A switch for sure

He gives you kisses and begs for attention

Decent height (5'9)

Plays his own songs while you guys fuck theres no doubt about it

He acts tough

He will beat a bitch up if they hurt you

HIP THRUSTS

lets you come to music video shootings

Supports lgbtq

6. kim byeongkwan/BK/jason from a.c.e

He would let you do his makeup

Loves croptops and wears them around you

He is a bottom so doubt to it

His lips are so cute🥺

He loves snuggles and will tease you while snuggling (once again a vlive gave it away)

Wants to be called a big boy

Dont call him tiny he will cry

Shows you all the dances he wants to learn

Loves to tell you jokes

He will switch languages half way through talking

Thats all i have for now! If you guys have any suggestions just tell me the name and group :>

[x-i-l-verify]

2020 Kpop Retrospective - October

Favorite MV - “Alien” by Lee Suhyun. Such a fun, retro-style MV, and I just adore the animated bits.

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Favorite choreography - “Blue Hour” by TXT. The bit at the end with the coats and hats elevated this one to the next level for me.

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Favorite title track/single - “Lovesick Girls” by Blackpink. The first BP song to come out in literal years that I’ve really liked. In fact, I think it might be their best song to date.

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2 favorite b-sides - “Smokey” by Joohoney. Those lyrics hit ya right where it hurts. Also, petition for Jooheon to sing more, he has a nice voice, and I prefer it in slower songs like this.

“Let’s Fly” by B1A4. I love the gentle rise and fall to the melody line throughout this song, it’s super pretty and calming.