#YE KYA SCRIPT HAI

[hum-suffer]

RAJASTHAN WON (CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TEAM, THEY PLAY AMAZINGLY)

MOTHER OF HELL AAKJDKSKKK FUCK KYA HAI YE SCRIPT WHY DID RCB LOSE

[shut-up-rabert]

Bhai, y’all remember that accidental marriage story I was writing? Turns out there’s a pakistani drama where the couple don’t only have the same dynamic, but also the same professions as the guy and girl (and no, I did not plageurise them if any of you fucks were wondering, the date I last posted about the script precedes the date that drama was announced if y’all wanna check)

Bhai, kya kismat hai ye🥲

[aijaz3130]

Hazrat Ammar Razi Allahu Anhu Ko Baagi Giroh qatal karega, wo unhe Jannat ki taraf dawat degen, jabki wo aag ki taraf , Kya Iski Nisbat Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur unke giroh par hai ? Ek Eitraaz Ka Ilmi Jawab

Article :- Shaikh Gulam Mustafa Zaheer Amanpuri Hafizahullah

Roman Script :- Abdul Adil Ansari

Musalmano ko chahiye ki woh Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu ki Fazilat bayan kare, unke mutalliq hushn-e-jan rakhe, unke beech jo kuch ladaiyyan, huyin ya ikhtelaaf hua usme khamoshi ikhtiyar kare. Ahle Sunnat ka yahih mauquf hai ki wo Mushaajarat Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu ke bare me apni zaban band rakhi jaye . woh behtareen hastiyaa thi jinhone Rasoolullah ﷺ ki Sohbat ikhtiyar ki, Deen e Islam ka har tarah se difaa kiya. chahe maali aitebar se, yaa jaan ke aitebar se. yeh wahi hastiyaan hain jinke mutalliq Quran mein kaha gaya ki Sabeelil Momineen hai. Unki raah se majmooyi taur par inheraaf karna jahannum ki taraf jana hai. woh behtareen shakhshiyat thi jinhone khush-haali, dukh, sukh waghairah mein Imam Ul Ambiya ka sath diya aur apne Imaan par sabit qadam rahe.

Abdullah Ibne Masood Razi Allahu Anhu ne kaha 👇

إن الله عز وجل نظر في قلوب العباد فوجد قلب محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم خير قلوب العباد فاصطفاه لنفسه وبعثه برسالته ثم نظر في قلوب العباد بعد قلب محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم فوجد قلوب أصحابه خير قلوب العباد – يعني من غير الأنبياء والمرسلين كماهو معلوم – فجعلهم وزراء نبيه صلى الله عليه وسلم يقاتلون عن دين.

Beshak Allah Ta'ala ne logon ke dilon ko dekha to Muhammad ﷺ ke dil ko tamam logon ke dilon se behtar paaya, chunache use apne liye chun liyaa aur aapko apni risalat ke sath Mab'oos kiya, phir logon ke dilon ko dekha to Muhammad ﷺ ke dil ke baad, Allah Ta'ala ne Aap ﷺ ke Sahaba ke dilon ko baqiyaa logon ke dilon se behtar paaya, lihaaza unhe apne Nabi ﷺ ke wajrah bana diyaa, wo qitaal karte hai uske deen ke liyeh.

{Musnad Ahmad 1/379}

Un azeem hastiyon ki kirdar-e-kashi karna , unki tanqees karna,unki takfeer karna,unko bura bhala kahna khud ke imaan ko gawane ke mutaradif hai. isi liye is Ummat ke behtareen log , Aimmah huda, Aimmah Muhaddiseen ne unke mutalliq farmaya

1] Imam Awwam Bin Hawshab Rahimahullah Farmate hai

قَالَ : ” اذْكُرُوا مَحَاسِنَ أَصْحَابِ مُحَمَّدٍ عَلَيْهِ السَّلامُ تَأْتَلِفُ عَلَيْهِ الْقُلُوبُ ، وَلا تَذْكُرُوا مَسَاوِيَهُمْ ، فَتُحَرِّشُوا النَّاسَ عَلَيْهِمْ “

Rasoolullah ﷺ ke Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu ki Khoobiyan bayaan karo taaki (logon ke) dilon main unki muhabbat hi muhabbat ho, aur unki khaamiyaan bayaan naa karo taaki logon (ke dilon) mein unke khilaaf nafraat paidah naa ho jaye

(السنة لأبي بكر بن الخلال 828)

2] Imam Ahmad Bin Hambal Rahimahullah Farmate Hai

قال الإمام أحمد بن حنبل: من تنقص أحدا من أصحاب رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم، فلا ينطوي إلا على بلية، وله خبيئة سوء إذ قصد إلى خير الناس، وهم أصحاب رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم

Jo shaksh Rasoolullah ﷺ ke Sahaba mein se kisi ek ki tanqees kare to woh apne andar musibat chupaye huwe hai, uske dil mein buraayi hai jiski wajah se Rasoolullah ﷺ ke Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu par hamlaa karta hai halaakin woh (Ambiyaa ke baad) logon mein sabse behtareen the.

(السنة لأبي بكر بن الخلال حدیث نمبر 757)

In Sha Allah ek kalima padhne wale ko yahih daleel kaafi hai ki wo Rasoolullah ﷺ ki sohbat mein rahe .

Is Mukhtasar tasurat ke baad arz hai, ki baaz log ye riwayat pesh karte 👇

Hazrat Abu Sayeed Khudri Razi Allahu Anhu bayan karte hain ki Rasoolullah ﷺ ne Sayyadna Ammar Bin Yasir Razi Allahu Anhu se farmaya

وَيْحَ عَمَّارٍ تَقْتُلُهُ الْفِئَةُ الْبَاغِيَةُ، يَدْعُوهُمْ إِلَى الْجَنَّةِ، وَيَدْعُونَهُ إِلَى النَّارِ

Ammar kya baat hai , use baaghi ghiroh qatal kar dega, wo unhe jannat ki taraf bulayenge , jabki doosra ghiroh unhe Aag ki taraf bulayenga

{Sahih Bukhari Hadees Number 447 & 2812 , Sahih Muslim Hadees Number 2915}

Is hadees ko pesh karke Shiya, Naam nihad sunni yaa chupe huwe rafzi Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur unke ghiroh par fit karte hai. aur unke mutalliq yeh kahte hain ki woh baaghi (yaani kaafir nauzobillah) aur jahannum ki taraf dawat de rahe hai. aaiyeh Aimmah e Muhaddisin aur Aimmah e Huda aur is ummat ke behtareen log yaani salaf ne is riwayat se kya istimbat aur istidlal kiya aur is riwayat se kya matlab liya hai .

kisi ek muhaddis ne bhi is riwayat ko pesh kar ke Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur unke ghiroh par tanqees, takfeer, kirdar-kashi nahih ki balki wo is riwayat ka saheeh sareeh mafhum awaam ke samne aagah kiya kyu ki ek Musalman ke dil mai Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu ke liye bughz keena paida na ho. aur un naam nihad rafziyon ka behtareen aur mudallal jawab diyaa. Mutaqaddimeen se lekar mutakhireen tak kissi ek muhaddis ne is riwayat ko pesh kar karke Sayyadana Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur unke ghiroh ki tanqees nahih ki aur naa hi kirdarkashi ki. balki jab rafziyon ne is riwayat ko pesh kar ke Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur unkay ghiroh par takfeer ki to Aimmah Muhaddisin aur Shariyeh hadees ne is riwayat ka mudalldal jawab diya aur rafziyon ke shub’haat par kalam uthayaa.

In rafziyon aur chupe huye rafziyon se adaban guzarish hai ki wo mutaqaddimeen mein se yaa mutakhireen mein se kisi ek muhaddis ka hawala pesh kare ba-sanad saheeh ke sath jis mein unhowne yeh riwayat pesh karke Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur unke ghiroh par tanqees, takfeer, kirdarkashi ki.

In sha Allah Subah Qayamat tak ka waqt diya jayega . Aur Inhe Nooh Alaihissalam ki umar bhi lag jaye tab bhi wo kisi ek muhaddis ka name pesh nahih kar sakenge.

Aaiyeh dekhte hai is riwayat ke mutalliq Aimmah E Muhaddisin kya likhte hai.

1] Hafiz Ibne Hajar Rahimahullah Likhte hai

فَإِنْ قِيلَ : كَانَ قَتْلُهُ بِصِفِّينَ ، وَهُوَ مَعَ عَلِيٍّ ، وَالَّذِينَ قَتَلُوهُ مَعَ مُعَاوِيَةَ ، وَكَانَ مَعَهُ جَمَاعَةٌ مِنَ الصَّحَابَةِ : فَكَيْفَ يَجُوزُ عَلَيْهِمُ الدُّعَاءُ إِلَى النَّارِ ؟

فَالْجَوَابُ : أَنَّهُمْ كَانُوا ظَانِّينَ أَنَّهُمْ يَدْعُونَ إِلَى الْجَنَّةِ ، وَهُمْ مُجْتَهِدُونَ لَا لَوْمَ عَلَيْهِمْ فِي اتِّبَاعِ ظُنُونِهِمْ ، فَالْمُرَادُ بِالدُّعَاءِ إِلَى الْجَنَّةِ : الدُّعَاءُ إِلَى سَبَبِهَا وَهُوَ طَاعَةُ الْإِمَامِ ، وَكَذَلِكَ كَانَ عَمَّارٌ يَدْعُوهُمْ إِلَى طَاعَةِ عَلِيٍّ ، وَهُوَ الْإِمَامُ الْوَاجِبُ الطَّاعَةُ إِذْ ذَاكَ ، وَكَانُوا هُمْ يَدْعُونَ إِلَى خِلَافِ ذَلِكَ ، لَكِنَّهُمْ معذورون للتأويل الَّذِي ظهر لَهُم ” .

Agar aap kahenge ki Ammar Razi Allahu Anhu ka qatal jung siffin mein huwa, aur wo Hazrat Ali Razi Allahu Anhu ke sathi the aur qatal karne walay Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu ke sathi the. Aap ke sath Sahaba ki jamaat thi, to unke mutalliq yeh kahna kaise jaiz hoga ki woh use jahannum ki taraf bulayenge ?

Jawab yeh hai ki woh unhe apne ghuman ke mutabik jannat ki taraf bula rahe hai, wo mujtahid hai. unhe apne ghuman ki itteba mein koyi malamat nahih ki jaa sakti. lihaaza jannat ki taraf bulane se muraad yeh hai ki jannat ke sabab ki taraf bulaana, joh ki imam e haq ki ita’aat wa farmabadari hai.

Isi tarah Ammar Razi Allahu Anhu unhe Ali Razi Allahu Anhu ki ita’aat ki taraf bulathe the , jo ki imam e waqt aur wajibul ita’aat the. Jabki Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu aur aapke sathi unhe doosri taraf bulathe the, lekin wo aapne ijtihad mein maazur hai, kyunki unke peshe nazar koyi taweel thi.

(فتح الباري” 1/ 542)

Hafiz Ibne Hajar Rahimahullah Mazeed Likhte hai

وذهب جمهور أهل السنة إلى تصويب من قاتل مع علي لامتثال قوله تعالى وان طائفتان من المؤمنين اقتتلوا الآية ففيها الأمر بقتال الفئة الباغية وقد ثبت ان من قاتل عليا كانوا بغاة وهؤلاء مع هذا التصويب متفقون على انه لا يذم واحد من هؤلاء بل يقولون اجتهدوا فأخطئو

Jamhoor ahle sunnat is baat ke qayel hai ki Allah Ta'ala ka farmaan

وان طائفتان من المؤمنين اقتتلوا

mein joh baaghi jamaat se qitaal ka huqm hai uske mutabiq Hazrat Ali Razi Allahu Anhu ke hum-nawa haq par the aur jinhone unse ladayi ki wo baagi the . Iske bawajud jamhoor ispar muttafiq hai ki un mein se kisi ki mazammat na ki jayeh balki yeh kaha jayeh ki unhone ijtihad kiya magar us mein khata ke murtakib huwe.

(FATH UL BAARI 13/67)

Hafiz Ibne Hajar Rahimahullah Aur Mazeed Likhte hai

واتفق أهل السنة على وجوب منع الطعن على أحد من الصحابة بسبب ما وقع لهم من ذلك ولو عرف المحق منهم لأنهم لم يقاتلوا في تلك الحروب الا عن اجتهاد وقد عفا الله تعالى عن المخطئ في الاجتهاد بل ثبت أنه يؤجر أجرا واحدا وان المصيب يؤجر أجرين

Ahle sunnat is baat par muttafiq hai ki Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu ke maa-bayn waqeyah hone wale hawadis ke bina par un mein se kisi ek Sahabi par taan wa tashneeh se ijtinab wajib hai. agarchay yeh maloom ho jaye ki unka mauquf batil par tha kyunki unhonne un ladayiyon mai sirf ijtihad ki beena par hissa liyaa aur Allah Ta'ala ne mujtahid mukhti ko maaf farma diya hai balki yeh sabit hai ki uske ijtihad mai khata ho jayeh tab bhi ussay ek ajr milega aur jiska ijtihad durust hoga use do ajr milega.

(FATH UL BAARI 13/34)

2] Allama Nawawi Rahimahullah likhte hai

قال العلماء : هذا الحديث حجة ظاهرة في أن عليا رضي الله عنه كان محقا مصيبا ، والطائفة الأخرى بغاة ، لكنهم مجتهدون ، فلا إثم عليهم لذلك ، كما قدمناه في مواضع منها هذا الباب

Ulema kahtay hai is hadees mein yeh zaahir daleel hai ki Hazrat Ali Razi Allahu Anhu haq aur sawaab par the, aur doosri jamaat baaghi thi, lekin woh mujtahid the isliye yeh gunehghar nahih hai, is hadees mein Rasoolullah ﷺ ka kayi mozaze hai.

(SHARAH SAHEEH MUSLIM 1/359)

3] Hafiz Ibne Kasheer Rahimahullah Likhte hai

وَقَدْ كَانَ عَلِيٌّ أَحَقَّ بِالْأَمْرِ مِنْ مُعَاوِيَةَ .

وَلَا يَلْزَمُ مِنْ تَسْمِيَةِ أَصْحَابِ مُعَاوِيَةَ بُغَاةً : تَكْفِيرُهُمْ ، كَمَا يُحَاوِلُهُ جَهَلَةُ الْفِرْقَةِ الضَّالَّةِ مِنَ الشِّيعَةِ وَغَيْرِهِمْ ; لِأَنَّهُمْ ، وَإِنْ كَانُوا بُغَاةً فِي نَفْسِ الْأَمْرِ، فَإِنَّهُمْ كَانُوا مُجْتَهِدِينَ فِيمَا تَعَاطَوْهُ مِنَ الْقِتَالِ، وَلَيْسَ كُلُّ مُجْتَهِدٍ مُصِيبًا، بَلِ الْمُصِيبُ لَهُ أَجْرَانِ، وَالْمُخْطِئُ لَهُ أَجْرٌ

Sayyadna Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu ki baa nisbat Sayyadana Ali Razi Allahu Anhu khilafat ke zyada haqdar the. Ashaab e Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu par baaghi ka lafz bolne se unka kaafir hona laazim nahih aata, jaisa ki baaz gumrah jahil shiya waghairah ne kaha hai. kyunki agarchay woh baaghi the, lekin woh aapni ladayee mein mujtahid thay. har mujtahid durust nahih hota, balki durust ko dohraa aur ghalti karne wale ko ek ajar milta hai.

(AL BIDAYAH WAN NAHAYA 3/217)

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BAAGHI GHIROH

BAAGHI GHIROH DO TARHA KE HOTE HAI

1) Imam e haq ki khilaf khurooj karne wala aur uski khilafat wa mulukiyat ka munkir.

2) Ijtihadi khata ke bina par imam e haq ke khilaf kisi masle mein ladne wala,

Aisa shaksh Naa islam se kharij hoga, Naa lanat wa malamat ka mustahiq, woh zaalim wa faasiq bhi nahih. balkay woh maw’ul wa mazur hai. use baaghi bhi kaha gaya hai jaisa ki Allah Ta'ala ka farman hai

Momino ke do ghiroh baa-hum jagadh padhe , to unki sulah karwa de, ek ghiroh doosre par baghawat kare ,to baagi se us waqt thak qitaal kare jab thak woh Allah ke faislay ki taraf mayeel nahih hota, jabki mayeel ho jayeh to adl ke sath unki sulah karwaye aur insaaf kare, kyunki Allah Ta'ala munsifeen ko mehboob rakhta hai.

(SURAH HUJIRAT AYAT 9)

Quran ne bawajud baghawat ke dono ghiroh ko momin kaha hai.

1] Hazrat Abu bakra Razi Allahu Anhu bayan karte hai ki Nabi ﷺ ne Sayyadna Hasan Razi Allahu Anhu se farmayaa

ابْنِي هَذَا سَيِّدٌ، وَلَعَلَّ اللَّهَ أَنْ يُصْلِحَ بِهِ بَيْنَ فِئَتَيْنِ مِنَ الْمُسْلِمِينَ

Mera yeh beta Sayyad hai aur ummeed hai ki Allah Ta'ala iske zariye musalmano ki do jamato mein milaap kara dega.

(SAHEEH BUKHARI HADEES 3629)

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Ijafa :-

2] Hazrat Ammar Bin Yasir Razi Allahu Anhu bhi Hazrat Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu ko baagi giroh mein nahi samjhte the

حدثنا مكي بن إبراهيم ، ثنا عبيد الله بن أبي زياد ، حدثني عبد الكريم بن أبي المخارق ، حدثني سعيد بن عامر القرظي ، قال : حدثتني أم عمارة ، حاضنة لعمار ، قالت : اشتكى عمار ، قال : لا أموت في مرضي حدثني حبيبي رسول اللہ ﷺ : أني لا أموت إلا قتلا فئتين بین مؤمنين .

Hazrat Ammar Bin Yasir Razi Allahu Anhu ki Hazanat Aur Nigahdaast karne wali kahtoon kahti hai ki Ek Baar Hazrat Ammar Bin Yasir Razi Allahu Anhu shakth bimar ho gaye to Hazrat Ammar Bin Yasir Razi Allahu Anhu kahne lage is bimari me meri maut nahi ayegi wajah ye hai ki mere Haq me Mere Habeeb Janab E Muhammadur Rasoolullah ﷺ ka irshad ye hai ki Mominon ke do jamaton ke darmiyan main qatal ho jauga aur is soorat meri maut waqey hogi

{Tareekh Al Shageer Jild-1 Safa Number - 104}

Yahan par Hazrat Ammar Bin Yasir Razi Allahu Anhu ne dono giroh ko momin kaha hai

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3] Imam Ibne Hazam Rahimahullah Farmate hai

المجتهد المخطئ إذا قاتل على ما يرى أنه الحق قاصدا إلى الله تعالى نيته، غير عالم بأنه مخطئ، فهو فئة باغية، وإن كان مأجور أو لا حد عليه إذا ترك القاتل ولا قود، وأما إذا قاتل وهو يدري أنه مخطئ فهذا محارب تلزمه حدود المحاربة والقود، وهذا يفسق ويخرج، لا المجتهد المخطئ، وبيان ذلك قول الله تعالى: (وإن طائفتان من المؤمنين اقتتلوا فأصلحوا بينهما فإن بغت إحداهما على الأخرى فقاتلوا التي تبغي حتى تفيء إلى أمر الله ـ إلى قوله ـ إنما المؤمنون إخوة فأصلحوا بين أخويكم) فهذا نص قولنا دون تكلف تأويل ولا زوال عن موجب ظاهر الآية، وقد سماهم الله عز و جل مؤمنين باغين بعضهم إخوة بعض في حين تقاتلهم، وأهل العدل المبغي عليهم والمأمورين بالإصلاح بينهم وبينهم ولم يصفهم عز وجل بفسق من أجل ذلك التقاتل ولا بنقص إيمان، وإنما هم مخطئون باغون، ولا يريد واحد منهم قتل الآخر

Mujtahid khatakar jab ladhe aur woh khud ko haq par samajtha hoo apni niyat Allah Ta'ala ke supurd karta hoo aur use yeh ilm naa ho ki woh khatakar hai. to woh maajur aur qisaas se mamoon hoga. Uspar koyi dayt nahih hogi , agar qitaal chodh de. Agar apni galti jante boojhte qitaal karey , to aisa shaksh harbi hoga aur usse qitaal karna aur qisaas laazim ayega. aisa shaksh faazir wa faasiq hai, mujtahid khatakar nahih hai.

uski wajahat yeh farman Baari E Ta'ala karta hai

Momino ke do ghiroh baahum jagadh pade , to unki sulah kara de, ek ghiroh doosre par bhagawat kare, to baaghi se ladayee karey, taaki Allah Ta'ala ke faishle ki taraf maeel ho jayeh. aage farmayaa bila-shubah momin apas mai bhai bhai hai. unme sulah safayee karwa diyaa karey.

Yeh daleel baghair kisi taqeel wa tabdeel ke hamare mawquf par daleel hai aur usse zaahiri maani se pherne wala koyi qareena bhi mauzood nahih. ALLAH Ta'ala ne halaat qitaal mein unhe momin baaghi kaha hai aur sath sath ek dusre ka bhai bhi qaraar diya hai. Nez in baaghiyoo ko adil aur saleh kaha hai. Allah Ta'ala ne unhe apas ki is ladayee ke beena par fasiq wa fazir nahih kaha aur naa hi unke imaan mein kami waqayeh huwi. yeh to khatakar hai, joh bhagawat par utar ayeh, unmein kisi ka bhi doosre ko qitaal karne ka qat’an iradaa na tha..

(الفصل في الملل 4/125)

4] Shaikh Ul Islam Ibne Taimiyah Rahimahulla Likhte hai

أما إذا كان الباغي مجتهدا ومتأولا ، ولم يتبين له أنه باغ ، بل اعتقد أنه على الحق وإن كان مخطئا في اعتقاده : لم تكن تسميته ” باغيا ” موجبة لإثمه ، فضلا عن أن توجب فسقه . والذين يقولون بقتال البغاة المتأولين ; يقولون : مع الأمر بقتالهم قتالنا لهم لدفع ضرر بغيهم ; لا عقوبة لهم ; بل للمنع من العدوان . ويقولون : إنهم باقون على العدالة ; لا يفسقون . ويقولون هم كغير المكلف ، كما يمنع الصبي والمجنون والناسي والمغمى عليه والنائم من العدوان أن لا يصدر منهم ; بل تمنع البهائم من العدوان . ويجب على من قتل مؤمنا خطأ الدية بنص القرآن مع أنه لا إثم عليه في ذلك

Jab baaghi mujtahid aur mutawil hoo, use yeh bhi maloom na hoo ki woh galti par hai. balki woh khud ko haq par samjhe, woh ghalti aitiqaadi hi kyu na hoo, use baaghi naam dene se uska gunahghar hona laazim nahih aata, jhay chahiyeh use fasiq kaha jayeh. jin Hazraat ne baaghi mutawalin se qitaal karne ka kaha hai, unhone qitaal ka huqm dene ke sath sath yeh bhi kaha hai ki hamara unsay qitaal unki baghawat ke nuqsan ko door karne ke liye hai. Naa ki bataur e sazaa, balki dushman se difaa karte huwe aur bas.

Muhadissin kahte hai ki unki adalat baaqi hai. unhe faasiq nahih tahraaya jayega. yeh ghair mukallaf ki tarah hai, jaisa ki bacche , pagal , diwaane , behosh aur soye huwe ko sarkashi se roka jaata hai. balki janwaron ko bhi sarkashi say roka jaata hai. Qurani nas ke mutabik kisi momin ko galti se qatal kar dene walay par dayt laazim hoti hai, lekin uske bawazood us par koi gunah nahih.

( مجموع فتاوى page 76)

Shaikh Ul Islam Ibne Taimiyah Rahimahulla Mazeed Likhte hai

الباغي قد يكون متأولا معتقدا أنه على حق ، وقد يكون متعمدا يعلم أنه باغ ، وقد يكون بغيه مركبا . من شبهة وشهوة ، وهو الغالب . وعلى كل تقدير فهذا لا يقدح فيما عليه أهل السنة ; فإنهم لا ينزهون معاوية ولا من هو أفضل منه من الذنوب ، فضلا عن تنزيههم عن الخطأ في الاجتهاد ، بل يقولون : إن الذنوب لها أسباب تدفع عقوبتها من التوبة والاستغفار

Baaghi kabhi kabar taweel karta hai aur khudko haq par samajhtaa hai aur kabhi jante boojhte baghawat ka murtakib hota hai, aqsar aisa hota hai ki uski baghawat shub’ah aur shawbat ka majmuaa hoti hai. Jaisa bhi samaj liya jaye , usse ahle sunnat ke mawquf par aanch nahih aati, kyuki ahle sunnat Muawiya Razi Allahu Anhu ho Ya unse bhi afzal Sahabi, kisi ko gunahon se munzarah nahih samajthe , chahe ijtihadi khata se munzarah samajthe ho, balki ahle sunnat to kahte hai un gunaho ki tawbah, istagfar, gunahon ko mitha dene wali nekiyon aur gunaho ko maaf kar dene wali museebaton waghairah ki surat mein aise asbaab hai, joh unki sazaa ko khatam kar deti hai.

(منهاج السنة النبوية 4/375)

5] Imam Zahbi Rahimahulla Likhte hai

ولا نذ��ر أحدا من الصحابة إلا بخير ، ونترضى عنهم ، ونقول : هم طائفة من المؤمنين بغت على الإمام علي ، وذلك بنص قول المصطفى – صلوات الله عليه – لعمار : تقتلك الفئة الباغية

فنسأل الله أن يرضى عن الجميع ، وألا يجعلنا ممن في قلبه غل للمؤمنين . ولا نرتاب أن عليا أفضل ممن حاربه ، وأنه أولى بالحق – رضي الله عنه .

Hum har Sahabi ka zikr khair hi se karte hai aur unse raazi hai aur hum kahtay hai (shay’aan Muawiyah) momino ka hi ghiroh hai, jisne Imam E waqt Hazrat Ali Razi Allahu Anhu par baghawat ki. uski daleel Nabi ﷺ ka Sayyadana Ammar Razi Allahu Anhu se yeh farman hai.

Aapko baaghi ghiroh qatal karega.

Ham Allah Ta'ala se iltijaa karte hai ki un sab se raazi ho aur hame unme se na banaye, jinke dilon mein momino ke liye keena hai. hamara yaqeen hai ki Hazrat Ali Razi Allahu Anhu bahar kayf unse afzal hai, jinhone apse ladayee ki aur aap haq ke zyada qareeb the.

(سير أعلام النبلاء 209/210)

BAAZ MUHADDISIN NAY YEH JUMLA “WOH UNHAY JANNAT KI TARAF BULAYENGAY, JABKAY DUSRA GHIROW UNHAY AAG KI TARAF BULAYENGAY KE MUTALLIQ YEH KAHTAY HAI KI WOH GHIROH KHAWARIJ THA. SHARIYEH SAHEEH BUKHARI

6] Imam Ibne Battal Rahimahullah Likhte Hai

قال ابن بطال رحمه الله :

” قوله: (يدعوهم إلى الجنة ويدعونه إلى النار) ، إنما يصح ذلك في الخوارج الذين بعث إليهم علىّ عمارًا ليدعوهم إلى الجماعة ، وليس يصح في أحد من الصحابة؛ لأنه لا يجوز لأحد من المسلمين أن يتأول عليهم إلا أفضل التأويل ؛ لأنهم أصحاب رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم الذين أثنى الله عليهم وشهد لهم بالفضل ، فقال تعالى: (كنتم خير أمةٍ أخرجت للناس) آل عمران/ 110 .

Ye baat "Wo unhe Jannat ki taraf bulata hai aur wo use jahannam ki taraf bulate hain” bilkul khawarijon par boli jaasakti hai jinki taraf Hazrat Ali Razi Allahu Anhu ne Hazrat Ammar Razi Allahu Anhu ko bheja taako wo un khawarijon ko jamaat ki taraf dawat de.

Ye baat kisi bhi Sahabi e Rasool ke liye zaiba nahi deti ki unki taraf ye baat mansoob ki jaye aur unke liye siwaye achi baat ke kuch aur kaha jaye.

Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala ne Quran mai khud unki tareef aur tasdeeq karte huye farmaya” Tum behtareen ummat ho jo insaaniyat ke liye nikaale gaye ho”

( Surah Al Imran : 110)

( “شرح صحيح البخاري” 2/ 98-99) .

AL KALAM HASIL.

Saayadna Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu ki Sayyadna Ali Razi Allahu Anhu se jung ijtihadi khata ke wajah se thi. Aap ka khayal tha ke Sayyadna Usman Razi Allahu Anhu se hamari qurbat hai. lihaaza hum hi qisaas Usman Razi Allahu Anhu ke zyada haqdar hai. Lekin mamla tay paane ke bajaye qitaal ki shakal ikhtiyar kar liyaa. Isse pehle bhi Sayyada Ayesha Razi Allahu Anha aur Sayyadana Ali Razi Allahu Anhu ke darmiyan ladayi ka sabab bhi qisaas Usman Razi Allahu Anhu tha. Is waqt bhi mamla uljhaa aur ladayi ki surat ikhtiyar kar gaya. Sayyada Ayesha Razi Allahu Anha aur Sayyadana Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu ka mamla bi’aynihi ek tha. Raha unke ghiroh ko baaghi kahne se koi malamat nahih aati. Muhaddisin ki in tasrihaat ke baad bhi agar koyi jahil, chupa huwa rafzi bawar karta fire aur unki tanqees wa tashneeh kare to hum aise logon ke liyeh duaa goo hai Allah Ta'ala unhe SAHEEH aql e saleem de aur unse majzubana guzarish hai ki woh kisi ek muhaddis chahe woh mutaqaddimeen main se hoo yaa muthakireen mai se basanad saheeh hawala pesh karey unse ki unhone is riwayat ko lekar ye istimbat yaa istidlal akhaz kiya ho ki Muawiyah Razi Allahu Anhu ke ghirow par takfeer, tanqees, kirdarkashi ki jaye.

In Sha Allah unhe Subah qayamat tak ka waqt diya jayega aur hamare is article ke mutalliq qalam uthaye aur hame mudallal jawab de. fahem e salaf se inhiraf hokar apne tasurat pesh na karey.

Allah Ta'ala hamare dilon mei. Sahaba Razi Allahu Anhu ke mutalliq muhabbat paida kare.

Aameen Ya Rabbul Alameen

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DILIP KUMAR'S 80'S CHANGE OF HEART.

If analyze Dilip Kumar interviews right from the 1950s till 2000s, his stress on & pleading to the contemporary film personalities of the time, has always been to focus on the best possible literature to base their scripts & screenplays on, & take the lead via their most powerful medium, in evoking deepest depths of subtlety & inward seep, thus inspiring the society around them & the nation as a whole, to get improved in their way of life, in the process.

But utterly shocked to find that the same Dilip Kumar, by 80's, had completely overturned his long held beliefs, & begun to toe the the film groupie line, namely that, films are merely a reflection of society, & since society is so full of duplicity & corruption & low class, 'tis the society & it's different streams that have to first pull their own socks, so that cinema can then get inspired enough to reflect them.

What caused this sudden 360 degree mind shift!

We've already blogged over his extremely low productivity ll though the 70's. Did he figure out how he was being 'curbed' by extraneous forces, for his idealistic & upwardly mobile thoughts, that were contrary to the intended direction of the trendsetters & film 'decision-makers' of the time?

We clearly notice how his productivity suddenly increased in the 1980's, but choice & quality of work produce dipped noticeably in substance & core.

The Master of cinema, had, it seems, learnt to dance to a different Master after all. .. We mean his new fans of course, what else?!

(Watch 31:50 - 34:10 of this Mazhar Imam intv) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHt4gKNai9g

P.S. Btw. Ever wondered why Rajesh Khanna kept uttering the same, the very same, dialogue, in every filmy public speech he gave, in the last yrs of his life?? The greatest actor in the history of the profession, the world over, giving the same damn speech for yrs on end, till the end??? Remember that weird logo t-shirt he purposely wore with his disconfigured state? He was trying to fight, & for first time ever that anyone was trying to publicly do so, by trying to make people realize, something seriously wrong was being done to him, (outside the media propaganda cleverly deployed for yrs against him, thus dimming public affection & numbing people to his plight). You think an actor of his enormous caliber, despite his heavily 'induced' state, wouldn't have been conscious of his public displays??? They're said to be the most conscious, from what we hear.

Now carefully listen to that oft-heard dialogue, again, & contemplate-

"Na jaane aap mujhe samajhte hain kya,...main toh kuch bhi nahi. (Why are you threatened by me? I am not opposing anyone?) Pyar aap mujhe bhejte rahe, pyar vo mujhe milta raha, par us pyar ko main kabhi lauta nahi saka. (You keep sending me your 'potion of love' in various ways, that I am unable to out-trick & avoid) Itni bheed ka pyar....main rakhunga kahan. (How will I be able to contain & handle this much reaction (from the 'potion'?) Mere humdum, mere dost,...izzaten,...shauhraten,....ulfaten,...chahaten,....ye sab...rehte nahi yahan. (To my friends I say, respect, fame, adulation, fandom....they don't reside here any longer) Aaj jahan main hoon....kal koi aur tha. (The state I am in today, someone else was before me, my idol!)

Ye bhi ek daur hai....Vo bhi ek DAUR tha." (Self-explanatory. Remember Dilip's film 'Naya Daur'? ... The battle between human & machine!?)

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[stylinsuns]

yes please do. in harry our motherly whore's words : "SCREAM IT!" all the gays hate ranbir kapoor bachna ae haseeno was actually his biopic he's so entitled and a pretend feminist going around 'rescuing' his female costars from intrusive questions they could've handled perfectly well on their own madarchod dating a girl a decade and a year younger than him thinking he's got the incomparable of the season i would seek him and roast his kebab

ok hello. tu na meri love-hate wali soulamte hai. OKAY FIRST OF ALL YES TO ALL YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT BACHNA AE HASEENO. and ALSO yes to ALIA BEHEN KYA KAR RAHI HAI TU APNI LIFE KE SAATH?!?!?!

and then no. why i say he's a completely shit actor and a shit person. is because. BENCHOD WOH SIRF EK ROLE KARTA HAI. PURI LIFE SIRF EK ROLE KIYA HAI. thike.

1. pehle usse ladki pasand aati hai

2. phir ladki ki feelings ke saath khilwad karta hai

3. phir ladki usko like karti hai

4. phir WOH KOI NA KOI CHUTIYPA KARTA HAI

5. phir this part is my favourite. ladkiyan usko gaaliyaan nikal ti hai

6. lastly benchod roke dikha deta hai - also itne time ke baad bhi dhangse rona nahi aata

7. magically ladki wapis aa jati hai uske paas.

and this you can apply to ANY FUCKING MOVIE OF HIS. works on YJHD. works on bachna ae haseeno. works on anjaana anjaani. works on tamasha. works on rockstar. works on ae dil hai mushkil technically. works on ajab prem ki gazab kahani. EVERYTHING.

BUT SAME GHISA PITA ROLE KARTA HAI. itni si bhi acting abilities nahi hai. and girls call him cute. like beheno mujhe pata hai ki cishet men ke standards pehle se hi low hai par kyu kachre di dibbe mein se chun rahi ho. like please incinerate his entire career. if it can even be called that. everytime i see his face. mujhe na andhar se kuch kuch hota hai. aur mann karta hai ki table utha kar maru usko.

firstly all his characters and he himself is misogynistic. like everytime he likes a girl insult zyada aur compliment kam deta hai. and then they sell them to young girls as 'rom-coms' like please. i'll give you a better list of romcoms that don't show men manipulating women with their so-called tears to get them back. he lies and cheats and then barely apologizes and then just cries and gets the girl back. what the fuck. what even yaar. kahey ka feminist.

ok i'm done for now. mere andar ki bhadaas nikal gayi abhi ke liye. (also if you think kuch zyada bol diya toh post mat karna)

ok bye i love you!!

VDHKSADKJASBD okay so to read THIS after THAT is such a shift in dynamic i'm reeling.

and obviously it goes without saying bande ko acting nahi aati. like kuch bhi. all his characters have been either your stupid charming soft chocolate boy or oh no wait that's it. even in fucking barfi he got all the awards and credits over priyanka's chummeshwari performance and for what? ardh nangna naachne keliye???? woh harry bhi karta hai uske awards kahan hai??????

you're right you're SO right all his characters have been bland, lame and monotonous. always proving deepika was wisest in chosing ranvir with a v for verstality and not ranbir with a b for boring/bland/bakwaas/begairat/bachkand/bhangaar/behenchod you choose.

also "and girls call him cute. like beheno mujhe pata hai ki cishet men ke standards pehle se hi low hai par kyu kachre di dibbe mein se chun rahi ho." had me laughing me guts off because again SO RIGHT. he's like sordidly overrated and it's all superficial about him usko dekh ke neend aati hai bhai isko kis hisaab se human rights aur scripts milte hain. pk mein alien banake toh saare his suspicions sach kardiye. but phir nanga naachega saala phir pagal honge sab

[sunsetpan0rama]

"Kyunki madhumakhiyon ko ghanta farak nahi padta log kya sochte hai"

Seemed apt. Also you spammed my feed with the bees script get again so get ready for:

Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing

dragon.

Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest

tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

{Laughing}

Like that's ever gonna happen.

{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}

What a load of -

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now but wait till you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire

How 'bout yours

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey, now, you're an all-star

{Shouting}

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

{Belches}

Go!

Go!

{Record Scratching}

Go. Go.Go.

Hey, now, you're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

-Think it's in there?

-All right. Let's get it!

-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

{Laughs}

-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.

Now, ogres - - They're much worse.

They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

-No!

-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

Actually, it's quite good on toast.

-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

{Gasping}

-Right.

{Roaring}

{Shouting}

{Roaring}

{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.

{Gasping}

{Laughs}

{Laughing} And stay out!

"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."

{Sighs}

{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.

-Take it away!

{Gasps}

-Move it along. Come on! Get up!

-Next!

-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.

That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

-Get up! Come on!

-Twenty pieces.

{Thudding}

-Sit down there!

-Keep quiet!

{Crying}

-This cage is too small.

-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.

I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

-Oh, shut up.

-Oh!

-Next!

-What have you got?

-This little wooden puppet.

-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.

-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

-Father, please! Don't let them do this!

-Help me!

-Next! What have you got?

-Well, I've got a talking donkey.

{Grunts}

-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

-Oh, go ahead, little fella.

-Well?

-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.

He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - -

-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.

I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

-Get her out of my sight.

-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

{Gasps}

-Hey! I can fly!

-He can fly!

-He can fly!

-He can talk!

-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly

but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!

Oh-oh.

{Grunts}

-Seize him!

-After him! He's getting away!

{Grunts, Gasps}

{Man}

-Get him! This way! Turn!

-You there. Orge!

-Aye?

-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under

arrest

and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.

-Oh, really? You and what army?

{Gasps, Whimpering}

{Chuckles}

-Can I say something to you?

-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here.

Incredible!

Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!

-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great

back here? Those guards!

They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They

was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made

me feel good to see that.

-Oh, that's great. Really.

-Man, it's good to be free.

-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

Hmm?

-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by

myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.

You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit

out of anybody that crosses us.

{Roaring}

-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that

don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you

definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!

You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - -

{Mumbling}

Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my

butt that day.

-Why are you following me?

-I'll tell you why.

'Cause I'm all alone

There's no one here beside me

My promlems have all gone

There's no one to deride me

But you gotta heve friends - -

-Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

-Uh - - Really tall?

-No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't

that bother you?

-Nope.

-Really?

-Really, really.

-Oh.

-Man, I like you. What's you name?

-Uh, Shrek.

-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?

You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.

I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that.

Who'd want to live in place like that?

-That would be my home.

-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a

decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I

like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

-I guess you don't entertain much, do you?

-I like my privacy.

-You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I

hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them

a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.

-Can I stay with you?

-Uh, what?

-Can I stay with you, please?

-Of course!

-Really?

-No.

-Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to

be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta

stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!

-Okay! Okay! But one night only.

-Ah! Thank you!

-What are you - - No! No!

-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories,

and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

-Oh!

-Where do, uh, I sleep?

-Outside!

-Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you

don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.

{Sniffles}

-Here I go.

-Good night.

{Sighs}

-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside.

I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself,

outside.

I'm all alone

There's no one here beside me

{Bubbling}

{Sighs}

{Creaking}

{Sighs}

-I thought I told you to stay outside.

-I'm outside.

{Clattering}

-Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we

have?

-It's not home, but it'll do just fune.

-What a lovely bed.

-Got ya.

{Sniffs} I found some cheese.

-Ow! {Grunts}

-Blah! Awful stuff.

-Is that you, Gorder?

-How did you know?

-Enough! What are you doing in my house?

{Grunts}

-Hey!

{Snickers}

-Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.

-Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.

-Huh?

{Gusps}

{Male voice} What?

-I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I

have to do get a little privacy?

-Aah!

-Oh, no. No! No!

{Cackling}

-What?

-Quit it.

-Don't push.

{Squeaking}

{Lows}

- What are you doing in my swamp?

{Echoing}

Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!

{Gasping}

-Oh, dear!

-Whoa!

-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go!

Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!

-Quickly. Come on!

-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there.

-Oh!

{Sighs}

-Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.

-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.

-What?

-We were forced to come here.

-By who?

-Lord Farquaad.

-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice.

{Sighs}

-All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?

{Murmuring}

-Oh, I do. I know where he is.

-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?

-Me! Me!

-Anyone?

-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!

{Sighs}

-Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable.

Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy

Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came

from!

{Cheering}

{Twittering}

-Oh! You! You're comin' with me.

- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two

stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!

-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.

-Hey. Oh, oh!

-I can't wait to get on the road again.

-What did I say about singing?

-Can I whistle?

-No.

-Can I hum it?

-All right, hum it.

{Humming}

{Grunts}

{Whimpering}

-That's enough. He's ready to talk.

{Coughing}

{Laughing}

{Clears throat}

-Run, run, run, as fust as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the

gingerbread man!

-You are a monster.

-I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy

tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the

others?

-Eat me!{Grunts}

-I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached

its end! Tell me or I'll - -

-No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.

-All right then. Who's hiding them?

-Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

-The muffin man?

-The muffin man.

-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?

-Well, she's married to the muffin man.

-The muffin man?

-The muffin man!

-She's married to the muffin man.

{Door opens}

-My lord! We found it.

-Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.

{Man grunting}

{Gasping}

-Oh!

-Magic mirror - -

-Don't tell him anything!

-No!

{Ginerbread man whispers}

-Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect

kingdom of them all?

-Well, technically you're not a king.

-Uh, Thelonius.

-You were saying?

-What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All

you have to do is marry a princess.

-Go on.

{Chuckles}

-So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to

meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette

number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away.

She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking

and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.

-Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of

fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just

kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come

on. Give it up for Snow White!

-And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a

fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling

lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes

pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing,

Princess Fiona!

-So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or

bachelorette number three?

-Two! Two!

-Three! Three!

-Two! Two!

-Three!

-Three? One?

{Shudders} Three?

--Three! Pick number three, my lord!

-Okay, okay, uh, number three!

-Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.

If you like pina coladas

And getting caught in the rain

-Princess Fiona.

If you're not into yoga

-She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - -

-But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.

-I'll do it.

-Yes, but after sunset - -

-Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will

finally have the perfect king!

Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.

-But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd

find it.

-So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.

-Uh-huh. That's the place.

-Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

{Laughs}

{Groans}

-Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.

-Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.

-Hey, you!

{Screams}

-Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just - - I just - -

{Whimpering}

{Sighs}

{Whimpering, Groans}

{Turnstile clatters}

{Chuckles}

{Sighs}

-It's quiet. Too quiet.

{Creaking}

-Where is everybody?

-Hey, look at this!

{Clattering, whirring, clicking}

Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town

Here we have some rules

Let us lay them down

Don't make waves, stay in line

And we'll get along fine

DuLoc is perfect place

Please keep off of the grass

Shine your shoes, wipe your... face

DuLoc is, DuLoc is

DuLoc is perfect ...... place

{Camera shutter clicks

{Whirring}

-Wow! Let's do that again!

-No. No. No, no, no! No.

{Trumpet fanfare}

{Crowd cheering}

-Brave knights.

-You are the best and brightest in all the land.

-Today one of you shall prove himself - -

-All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

-Sorry about that.

{Cheering}

-That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go

forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the

dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

{Cheering}

-Let the tournament begin!

{Gasps}

-Oh!

-What is that?

{Gasping}

-It's hideous!

-Ah, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.

-Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the orge will be named

champion! Have it him!

-Get him!

-Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.

-Go ahead! Get him!

-Can't we just settle this over a pint?

-Kill the beast!

-No? All right then. Come on!

I don't give a damn about my reputation

You're living in the past

It's a new generation

-Damn!

{Whinnying}

A girl can do what she wants to do

And that's what I'm gonna do

And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me

Me, me, me

-Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!

And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation

Never said I wanted to improve my station

-Ah!

{Laughs}

And I'm always feelin' good when I'm having fun

-Yeah!

And I don't have to please no one

-The chair! Give him the chair!

And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me

Me, me, me

omg what movie is this

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ishani like this grubby-pawed bitch took control of the whole place the second you were gone, but dadi’s like okkkkkkk hold your horses, that’s not the whole truth. she did what she was supposed to. what you would have done if you were here.

V looking left-right like he’s watching a tennis match, listening to the devil and angel on his shoulders lol.

hein???? maut ke 40th day? i thought he said 16 days in the last ep???? 16 days for the ghaav to fill and what not in that convo kabir and him had....... HOW LONG HAVE Y’ALL BEEN STANDING HERE HAVING THIS SCENE???????????????

anyway, bhai is really calling her out for getting all ready to become suhaagan again not 40 days after he went missing. body tak nahi mili thi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dadi again coming to her defense again. thank god. warna madam toh mooh nahi kholti, aur khadi khadi beizzati sehti rehti, from a dude who as far as she knows isn’t even her real husband.

shoulder devil is back to add some more mirch masala to story.

lol kabir’s bhaiyya waale feelings for ishani are long-dead and gone. he’s like “isse chhodke bohut badi galti kardi. current mein jhulas ke marr gayi hoti toh aaj itna mooh nahi phaadti” hahahahahahaha. little sisters, huh, kabir???? a real pain, amirite?????

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo ishani’s like GHOOOOOOOOOOOORTA KYA HAI BEYYYY???? ASLKAJDSALKDJLAKJS WHEN I SAY I LOVE THIS GIRL THE FUCKING MOST IN THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

riddhima is very happy to hear ishani proclaim from danke ki chottttt pe ki meraaaaa vansh bhaiiiiiii, iss ghar ka asli haqqdaaar waapas aa gaya hai!!!!!

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo chachi is like oh god ishani agli class humari lagayegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. LORDDDDDD I WISH.

but nope, she’s on her fave topic “we hate riddhima” so she’s gonna be on this soapbox for a while now.

ishani said riddhima has a “sharp brain” and lmao ok. yeah sure, her brain as sharp as a fucking bowling ball. i’ve seen pillows and goldfish bowls that are sharper than riddhima’s fucking brain. she’s a member of the rare and exclusive smooth brain club. no thoughts, this bitch empty, yeeeeeeeeeeeet.

ishani continues to bitch bitch bitch and V ka paara bad raha haiiiiii. death glare getting more and more intense.

oh dang!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO RIDDHIMA’S DUMB ASS IS LIKE “WOW, GOOD JOB VIHAAN, TUM WAISE HI REACT KAR RAHE HO JAISE VANSH KARTA!” MAN I CAN’T WITH HOW GODDAMN STOOOOPID SHE IS ANYMORE.

LOL WHUTTTT???? ARE THEY GONNA FIGHT WITH THESE FLAMING HAVAN KUND LAKDIIIIIS???? HAHAHAHA.

the bloodlust in riddhima’s eyes is a biggggggg mood, lol. i too would like to see these two fight again. preferably shirtless. 

damnit kabir decided to be the bigger man and throw the stick back into the havan kund.

blah blah he’s like sautela hi sahi, you’re still my brother. i don’t want you to misunderstand me. i left no stone unturned looking for your body. and i was gonna leave the city. but riddhima thought i should take on the responsibilities of this house.

riddhima and V’s reactions to this bs, lmao.

anyway, he’s like now you’re back, it’s best i leave. i’m going to take something that’s precious to me, it’s my right.

lol pls. he’d murder this Mummy in a fucking heartbeat for a hissa of this riyaasat.

LMAO ISSKI KHUSHI TOH DEKHOOOOO. I LOVE IT.

Mummy like kabir tfffff you doing, this is not our plan!!!!!! aunty, learn to cut your losses. honestly. this is why y’all don’t win.

“ruko!!!!!!!!!!!”

manhooson ka reaction.

LMAO ISHANI’S REACTION. SHE’S HONESTLY THE MOST RELATABLE PERSON HERE.

“tumhe nahi lagta ki tum mujhse bohut hi keemti cheez cheen ke lee jaa rahe ho???”

Mummy like yesssssss, my time to shine, time for Mamta Overload Acting.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

lol riddhima and ishani’s reactions, while dadi is closing her eyes in horror at his bad manners.

RIDDHIMA’S DUMBASS IS STILL LIKE, I DIDN’T TELL VIHAAN THIS IS VANSH’S SAAFA, THEN HOW DID HE KNOW????????????

“thank you. jo mera hai, woh mera hi rahega.”

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha ghazabbbbbb beizzati.

riddhima has never been this turned on in her lifeeeeee.

OH HO. NOW I GET THAT ANON WHO WAS CUSSING OUT DADIIIII. OUFFFFFFFF YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

V ka baahari face is:

but his internal face is:

same as wifey and sis, lol.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dadi’s laying on the emotional blackmail thickkkkkkk ki are you really my vansh, my vansh always kept his relationships close no matter how much tension blah blah. fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk.

“dushmani bohut nibhaa li. ab rishtey nibhaatey hain.”

MMMMHMMMMM YEAH I’D LIKE TO SEE Y’ALL BE RISHTA’D WITH EACH OTHER. SEAL THIS DEAL WITH A KISS, BOYSSSSSS!!!!!

ok fine a hug will do too.

LMAO THE MURDER LOOKS ON BOTH SIDES I LOVE THESE PETTY ASSHOLES SO MUCH.

aslkjdlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlaksjdlkjasldkjlaskdjlaskjdlsakdlaskldjlas time for kabir to get an angre of his own (mishra?????) coz V is fully threatening to destroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy him where he stands.

bwahahahahahaha that sweet as pie smile. butter wouldn’t melt in this mouth.

riddhima like ugh, ok anyway, time to carry out predetermined maafi kaaryakram.

lmao she’s telling vihaan ki mere vansh ka dil bohutttttt bada tha, aur woh hota toh mujhe maaf kar deta, and his face hahahahahahahaha:

‘yeah, not anymore, b. that was before you betrayed me and made me jump off a cliff, all for that chomu ex of yours.’

hahahahahahahahahahahaha he’s gone off-script. going super duper hard on the dhokaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

omggggggggggggg he’s going into details ki dadi just told you to marry him secure your future, she wouldn’t have expected you to say yes AND THIS IDIOT GIRL IS LIKE HAS VIHAAN BEING WATCHING THE HOUSE FROM BEFORE????????? THE THOUGHT THAT HE’S VANSH STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HASN’T CROSSED HER PEA SIZED BRAIN. HONESTLY I CANNOT WITH HER ANYMORE.

lol she’s hissing “yeh kyaaaaa naatak laga rakha hai????” par bhai toh apne alag hi trip par hain. character mein ghussnaa isse hi kehte hain, riddhima. good thing daniel day-lewis has already retired, coz this one reallllllly coming for his spot with the intenseeeee method acting.

dadi is like beta plssssssssssssss, but ishani and chachi are piling on riddhima. love them messy bitches.

ALSO OH MY GOD HE’S GIVING HER THIS VERYYYYYYYYYYYYY VANSH-Y LOOK AND SHE STILL HASN’T GOTTEN IT WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

“i want a divorce.”

even kabir is scandalized at the turn of events!!!!!!!!!!!

but lmao, ishani’s reaction is best, as usual.

HE WENT UPSTAIRS AND PACKED A SUITCASE FOR HER AND THREW IT AND RIDDHIMA STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS WONDERING HOW DOES HE KNOW SO MANY DETAILS THAT I DIDN’T TELL HIM?!?!!?!?!?!?! re deva uthaaaaa le mujheeeeeeeeeeee.

“jab tak divorce nahi ho jaata, tum outhouse mein rahogi.”

inke liye toh diwali waapas aa gayi saal mein doosri baar.

dadi is trying to intervene and lmao ishani is emotionally blackmailing her saying don’t increase bhai ka darddddddd by opposing him this time.

“kabhi nahi socha tha ki tum aisa kuch karoge. apni maa ki kasam khaayi thi tumne.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA V YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

lmao waise bhi maa toh already marr chuki hai, jhoooti kasam khaane se kaunsa dobara marr jaati?

trollololololololololol ghar se get outhouse kar diyaaaa (only my fellow mallus gonna get this joke.)

nanad is here to help. “itna haq toh mera bhi banta haina!”

PEHLI BAAR ISS MANHOOS KE HARKATON PE HASSI AUR PYAAR AAYA HAI. GOOOOOOD JOB, V2.0!!!!! KEEEEEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!!!!

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Ghee ka Dibba…

रामधनी एक साहूकार था।बहुत पैसा था उसके पास।पर था एक नम्बर का कंजूस।जब भी उसको अपनी जेब सींक कर पैसा निकालना पड़ता ,उसकी जान चली जाती।लेकिन लोगों को उधार दे कर उनसे दगुने-तिगुने ब्याज वसूलता था। एक बार उसके पास एक आदमी आया...फटेहाल , मजबूर , उसकी शकल और उस की हालत देख कर ही दया आने लगती थी, उसने आ कर स��हूकार के आगे हाथ फैलाए और बोला , “सेठ जी! चार दिन से भूखा हूँ ,कुछ खाने को दे दो , सेठ जी।” अब साहूकार महाकंजूस कैसे दे देता? लेकिन पता नहीं उसकी हालत देख कर या अपने ही अहंकार में डूबा वो बोला , “क्या हुआ , क्या खाएगा?” तेरी ऐसी हालत किसने बनाई? वो आदमी इतने में बेहोश हो गया और अब साहूकार की फट पड़ी । वो घबरा गया और अपने नौकरों को बोला कि इस आदमी को यहाँ बाहर चारपाई पर डाल दो ।साहूकार को लगा कि इस को कुछ हो गया तो ख़ामख़ा पुलिस वालों के चक्कर में पड़ना पड़ेगा। अब साहूकार इधर से उधर चक्कर लगाने लगा।अभी वो सोच में पड़ा था कि उस की पत्नी ने अन्दर से आ कर कहा, “आइए खाना तैयार है, खाना खा लीजिए।” , लेकिन साहूकार के तो होश फ़ाख्ता थे। उस की पत्नी ने अचरज से उसकी तरफ़ देखा और बोली कि आप इतने चिन्तित क्यूँ लग रहे हैं? उसकी पत्नी बहुत ही नेकदिल और दयालु थी। तब साहूकार ने अपनी पत्नी को सारी बात बताई। उसकी पत्नी ने भगवान को हाथ जोड़े और प्रार्थना की, “हे भगवान ,आज तूने परोप्कार का एक मौक़ा दिया है । धन्यवाद, भगवान।” फिर अपने पति से बोली, “ठीक है, आप चिन्ता मत कीजिए”। वो अपने पति की मन की बात जानती थी और जानती थी कि वह इतने कंजूस हैं कि उस आदमी को एक दमड़ी भी नहीं देंगे। पर वो ये परोप्कार का मौक़ा अपने हाथ से जाने भी नहीं देना चाहती थी । उसने अपने पति से कहा , “आप बिलकुल भी चिन्ता मत कीजिए और चलिए भोजन कर लीजिए” । लेकिन साहूकार के मन को चैन नहीं मिल रहा था ।अपनी पत्नी से कहने लगा की अगर इसको कुछ हो गया तो लेने के देने पड़ जाएँगे ।तब उसकी पत्नी ने अपनी पुत्री को बुलाया और उसको कहा की तुम जा कर मेरी अलमारी से घी का डिब्बा उठा कर लाओ ।साहूकार ये सुन कर चौंक गया ।वह बोला “घी का डिब्बा कितने का आता है, पता है?”।साहूकारिन बोली, “आप देखना की आप का डिब्बा क्या कमाल करता है!”। पुत्री जब घी का डिब्बा लायी तो वो बोली कि ये घी का डिब्बा खोल कर उसके पास रख दो और साहूकार से कहा, “मैं उसको ठीक कर दूँगी पर आप भी ये वादा करो कि और कंजूसी नहीं दिखाओगे और ज़रूरतमंद की सहायता करोगे”। घी का डिब्बा खोल कर उस व्यक्ति के पास रखते ही घी की ख़ुश्बू से उस भूखे व्यक्ति की आँख खुल गयी। साहूकार देखता रह गया। अब उस ने अपनी पत्नी से वादा किया था तो उस ने उस व्यक्ति को खाना खिलाया और दान दे कर विदा कर दिया ।साहूकार की पत्नी भी  प्रसन्न हो गयी कि  उस के पति के दिल में दया धर्म जाग गया है ओर वो पहले जैसा कंजूस नहीं रहा ।।।

English Script: 

Ramdhani ek sahukaar tha. Bahut paisa tha uske paas. Par tha ek number ka kanjoos. Jab bhi usko apni jeb seenk kar paisa nikalna padta, uski jaan chali jaati. Lekin logon ko udhaar de kar unse dugne-tigune byaaz vasoolta tha. Ek baar uske paas ek aadmi aya…phatehaal, majboor, uski shakal aur us ki haalat dekh kar hi daya aane lagti thi. Use aa kar sahukaar kea age haath failaye aur bola, “seth ji! Chaar din se bhookha hoon, kuch khaane ko de do, seth ji”. Ab sahukaar maha-kanjoos, kaise deta? Lekin pata nahin uski haalat dekh kar ya apne hi ahankaar mein dooba vo bola, “kya hua, kya khayega? Teri aisi haalat kisne banai?”.Vo aadmi itne mein behosh ho gaya aur ab sahukaar ki fatt padi. Vo ghabra gaya aur apne naukaro ko bola ki iss aadmi ko yahan bahar charpayi par daal do. Sahukaar ko laga ki isko kuch ho gaya toh khamakhaa police vaalon kke chakkar mein padna padega. Ab sahukaar idhar se udhar chakkar lagane laga. Abhi vo soch mein pada tha ki uski patni ne andar se aa kar kaha, “ayiye, khana taiyaar hai, kha kha lijiye”, lekin sahukaar ke toh hosh faakhta the. Uski patni ne achraj se uski taraf dekha aur boli ki aap itne chintit kyu lag rahe hain? Uski patni bahut nekdil aur dayalu thi. Tab sahukaar ne apni patni ko saari baat batayi. Uski patni ne bhagwaan ko haath jode aur prarthana ki, “hey bhagwan, aaj toone paropkaar ka ek mauka dia hai. Dhanyawaad bhagwan”. Phir apne pati se boli, “theek hai, aap chinta mat kijiye”. Vo apne pati ki mann ki baar jaanti thi aur jaanti thi ki vah itne kanjoos hain ki uss aadmi ko ek damdi bhi nahin denge. Par vo ye paropkaar ka mauka apne haath se jaane bhi nahin dena chahti thi. Usne apne pati se kaha, “aap bilkul bhi chinta mat kijiye aur chaliye, bhojan kar lijiye”. Lekin sahukaar ke mann ko chain nahin mil raha tha. Apni patni se kehne laga ki agar isko kuch ho gaya toh lene ke dene pad jayenge. Tab uski patni ne apni putri ko bulaya aur usko kaha ki tum ja kar meri almari se ghee ka dibba utha kar laao. Sahukaar ye sunn kar chauk gaya! Vah bola, “ghee ka dibba kitne ka aata hai, pata hai?”. Sahukarin boli, “aap dekhna ki aapka dibba kya kamaal karta hai!”. Putri jab ghee ka dibba layi toh sahukarin boli ki ye ghee ka dibba khol kar uss aadmi ke paas rakh do aur sahukaar se kaha, “main usko theek kar dungi par aap bhi ye vaada karo ki aur kanjoosi nahin dikhaoge aur zarooratmand ki sahayata karoge”. Ghee ka dibba khol kar uss vyakti ke paas rakhte hi ghee ki Khushboo se uss uss bhookhe aadmi ki aankh khul gayi. Sahukaar dekhta reh gaya! Ab usne apni patni se vaada kia that oh usne uss vyakti ko khana khilaya aur daan de kar vida kar dia. Sahukaar ki patni bhi prasann ho gayi ki uske pati ke dil mein daya dharm jaag gaya hai aur vo pehle jaisa kanjoos nahin raha!

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ROHIT TOO?? WHAT TEH FUVK YE KYA SCRIPT HAI

[salmankhanholics]

★ Salman Khan: We have Dabangg part 4 written too !

Salman Khan on plans to take the Dabangg franchise forward even after a prequel; bringing Chulbul, Radhe and Devil in a crossover film and being approached by Farhan Akhtar with a script...

Roshmila Bhattacharya | December 12th 2019

He arrives like the star he is. And instantly, the slumbering parking lot of Mehboob Studio comes alive. Flashbulbs pop as Bhai strikes a pose. There are journalists waiting to meet Salman Khan and a Bangladeshi cricketer too. He obliges some of those waiting, before beckoning you to take two chairs, one stacked on top of the other so you are at his eye level. Excerpts: This time, we believe you have been credited with the story, screenplay and dialogue. What makes Dabangg 3 diff erent from the earlier two films? When I heard the story of the first Dabangg, which Dilip Shukla had written, I liked the plot but thought the character wasn’t noble. There were no songs, he was grey, corrupt and ruthless. I changed him into the Chulbul Pandey you see, and it worked. There was a lot of angst. The mother passes away, after which he accepts his father and brother as family. That script was not mine; we retained the mota mota plot and made the scenes more massy and today, with a different kind of swagger. If you were to meet Chulbul on the road, toh aap usey maroge because he’ll appear arrogant and badtameez. But on screen, you like him. He does tedha things but for the right reasons. Like the zehreela sharab scene in Dabangg was negative but uska fayda was positive. In Dabangg 2, they wanted just Chulbul, without the family. I argued that Chulbul worked because of his mother, father, Makkhan Chand Pandey, Bobby ji, Tiwari ji, Pichkari ji, Rajjo, everyone. How could I take them out? So, we retained them. The third part is about how Chulbul became the man he is. We’ve dug up his past, there’s pain. It’s an emotional vendetta story. At a time when filmmakers are struggling with sequels, you’re coming with a prequel… We have Dabangg 4 written too. Yeah you are going up to Dabangg 743 as you mentioned in our last interview. Seriously, how do these ideas happen? (Laughs) They just come about. Sometimes, one film gives you an idea for the next. In Dabangg 3, we explore why Rajjo’s father was an alcoholic and how Chulbul met her. Aap jab picture dekhoge toh aapko samajh mein aayega kahan kahan se nikle hain hum. After two films, today, the minute I walk into the Dabangg set, I stop being Salman Khan, the actor, and become Chulbul Pandey. Ditto, Sonakshi who transforms instantly into Rajjo. That’s how it is with the whole cast; we’ve become a real family. Do you have a personal connection with Chulbul? Well, I’m writing it, playing the character, so there has to be some thought behind it. The director this time is Prabhudheva and he knows the pulse of the audience… Yeah, that’s why he’s in the film. Arbaaz (Khan, brother and the director of Dabangg 2) would take time to understand, his BP would shoot up and down. So, this time, the first thing he said was that he wouldn’t direct the film and we should get someone else. I suggested Prabhu, and his reaction was, “Fantastic!” Prabhu is very receptive, he gets what I want to say in a second. Language is a problem with him, so I have to explain things to him, but once he gets it, he executes it beautifully... Largerthan-life, with humour and emotion. Bang on! With a film like Dabangg, we go from high point to high point. We’re not pakaoing anyone. The message comes through the scenes. Even before Dabangg 3 was complete, you announced Radhe with Prabhu. Obviously, you have a lot of confi dence in him and he reiterates you share a great equation, which is rare... Yes, we have a good working relationship and I believe one shouldn’t spoil that. We were looking for a director for Radhe. My friend Prashant suggested Prabhu. I recalled he had told me that after Dabangg 3, he was going on a twomonth holiday, but Prashant urged me to speak to him and Prabhu agreed. The script was halfway through. I was working on a film at the time... I don’t remember the name... and it was to come out on Eid, which didn’t happen… Inshallah with Sanjay Leela Bhansali? Wasn’t that the film? Inshallah… Inshallah… Radhe is happening Inshallah on Eid. We are working day in and day out to put it out on Eid. You were saying Radhe’s script was ready… With us, plots are always ready, then, they evolve. You write at home, in a hotel or an office. But then, when you come on the sets, the story changes with the setting. Radhe is also your story? No, but we have made a lot of changes. Eid is your date… No, it’s not, it’s nobody’s date, anyone is welcome to release a film on the day. It’s just that my films happen to come on Eid. Actually, my last film, Bharat, released during Ramadan, three days before Eid. And now, Dabangg 3 is arriving on Christmas. I’ve had releases during Diwali and Republic Day too. Any festive day is a good day. Next Eid, Akshay Kumar’s Laxmmi Bomb is releasing with Radhe... Yes, and there is scope for another two-three films to come on that day. Then, the audience decides which film to spend on. Agar picture achhi lagi, they will watch it. If they don’t, toh nahin dekhenge, festive date ho ya koi bhi date ho. Bharat has made a lot of money at the box-office. But do you think the scale of the film magnified the expectations? Not really. I just thought towards the end, the father should have come back. That was my problem with the film. But aaj kal ke yeh new people think that a reunion with the father is a cliché. Father ki age kya hogi? Uski story kya hogi? I don’t give a damn, he should have come back. Yes, the film did phenomenal business, my sister (Alvira) is happy, we’re happy with the product. But if we had shown a 70-yearold man and a 90-year-old man having a conversation, it would have been a more emotionally satisfying film. Bharat’s whole journey was about him waiting for his father to come back to him. So, for me, the film looked incomplete. Talking about fathers, Salim Khan saab recently said that Farhan Akhar has come to you with a script and you have liked it. Is the film happening? I don’t know. Farhan has come to me with a script and I like him. He is like a kid brother; he has grown up with us. That bond will always be there with Zoya (Akhtar) and him. They are like my younger siblings. Rohit Shetty and you have been talking too. Will Chulbul Pandey join Rohit’s cop universe, with Singham and Simmba? Chulbul is a universe within himself. So is Singham. This is a separate film, then? Nothing’s finalised. We’ve been talking about other things too. But Kick 2 is definitely happening and we are told it could arrive in December 2021? It could. How does it feel to bring Devil back? He has his own fans... Yeah, one thing I want to do later is bring Kick’s Devil, Dabangg’s Chulbul Pandey and Radhe together. That’s a wonderful idea. If The Avengers can do it, why not Salman Khan. Are you joking or is it a possibility? No, I have something in mind. Kick is Sajid’s film. He is not just a producer but a good friend... Yes, he’s like a brother to us. And what is it like bringing him back as a director? (Laughs) He didn’t even know he was directing Kick, he got to know on Twitter. You have introduced several newcomers to Hindi cinema, not just technicians but actors, too. From Sonakshi Sinha to Saiee Manjrekar now... Saiee is a sigh of relief for the industry. Watch out for her. ' We have heard that she is playing a mute in the film, no dialogue, speechless… True? Nooo, you guys will be speechless when you see her. I’d introduced Sonakshi at an award show and this time too, I took Saiee along. As soon as we faced the paparazzi, they started saying, we want solo pictures of her. So, I thought, ho gaya Saiee ka. Rocket Singh, straight out! Then, I heard this comment, “Saiee, tu sahi aahes.” We thought you were introducing Saiee’s sister, Ashwami? Are you? We don’t have anything right now, but she is very talented. How does Bigg Boss feel after all these years? It’s become a part of you? Yeah, a part of mine wants to cut that part and throw it out and the other part wants to keep it. And the latter is haavi on the part that wants to throw it out. You don’t like the show? I like it. It gets stressful, but I learn a lot. And I get to know where the country is going, what is happening to values, morals, scruples and principles. We see it right there, with celebrities. The beauty is once they are out of the house, they are not like that at all. It’s not as if they are giving performances, the house makes them like that. Has being in a particular place changed your personality? No. What’s happening with Sohail Khan’s film Sher Khan? That film requires a lot of visual effects. After it is shot, it will take six-eight months, almost a year, for it to be ready. After the next two-three films, Sher Khan goes on the floors. It’s beautiful. I’m not going to ask you about marriage this time… Okay. …But whenever I see you with kids, I feel a child is missing out on a really good father. Even I feel that way. Are there plans of having a child through adoption, surrogacy, though that’s outlawed... No, not yet. So, no plans? No, when it happens, it happens. How will it happen? (With a straight face) I can’t describe the whole process to you. What I mean is that you don’t want to get married or adopt… There are enough kids in the house. Another child will be born now, in December. Would you like to raise your sister Arpita’s child? No, Arpita does a fantastic job of raising her child, in fact, she is raising all of us correctly right now. Your dad, even at 84, is all there… Yeah, because there were five of us, and now many more, so he has to be all there. It’s wonderful how he knows everything that is happening with all your projects. I share things with him when he is sitting across the table, tell him the basic plot. He will say, “Yeh galat hai, isey nikalo.” When he sees the film, too, there are times he says, “Yahaan mazaa nahin aa raha hai, isey nikalo.” Some bits we do listen to. Did he have any suggestions for Dabangg 3? No.

Mumbai Mirror

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Third Term Japanese: Week Two (10.06.19 - 16.06.19)

MONDAY

Today we practiced telling the time more and learnt how to say from (kara) and till (made).  From 9 to 5 -> kuji kara goji made desu -> くじからごじあでですか We then learnt the demonstratives: これ kore - this それ sore - that あれ are - over there That evening I practiced more hirigana and was confident with all except from: なにぬねの (Na, Ni, Nu, Ne, No) まみむめも (Ma, Mi, Mu, Me, Mo) らりるれろ (Ra, Ri, Ru, Re, Ro)

I did realise that during this class I kept forgetting to add か on the end of です when asking a question, so I must be careful of this in future and make sure I am writing desuka and not desu otherwise the question is just a statement. 

TUESDAY

Today, we did some group work. Maya brought out some blocks with the hirigana on them (Like my small flashcards, but bigger!) We took it in turns to sort and name each symbol. We did a group activity asking questions such as “When is dinner” and answering them with the correct times using “kara” and “made”.  Just as I thought I was understanding hirigana, we were told that adding a small  ゃゅょ or っ changes the sound. the small tsu elongates the consonant after it and acts as a break in the word when you speak it. Whilst the small , ya yu, yo changes a letter into for example: kya (きゃ) kyu(きゅ) kyo (きょ) if it is next to it. Thankfully after that evening I found that easy to understand and read!  We then learnt larger numbers from 100 to 90,000 and because I wasn’t confident with the simple 1-100, this confused me a bit. It is a shame that missing a class made me feel confused in regards to numbers, but I was determined to catch up!

After Tuesday I was still unsure about the numbers, but that evening I practiced them a lot. 

I then understood that I should use Hyaku for 100, so gohyaku (500), roppyaku (600) etc.. For 1000 it was Sen, so gosen, rokusen etc... and for 10,000 it was Man so goman, rokuman etc... After this, what still confused me was that the word would change on some of the numbers so roppyaku instead of rokuhyaku. It is like this because it is easier to say roppyaku than rokuhyaku. With practice though I will get better with this. Also at this point I had so many sheets of paper that it was getting unorganised and difficult to manage and find certain sheets. So to solve this I used paper clips to separate the sheets into “notes”, “worksheets”, “numbers” and “guides”. This was so much easier to manage and in class the rest of the week I found locating certain sheets was much much faster. 

WEDNESDAY

We practiced using the demonstratives we touched upon in Monday’s lesson, I learnt that kore, sore and are, change when you are referring to an item. We the formed questions such as “How much is this T-shirt”. (Kono Tishatsu wa ikura desuka -> このチシャツはいくらですか ) 

We also learnt how to reply with yes or no. For example: Kono Tishatsu was nisen en desuka (Is this T-shirt 2000 yen?) We would then answer either with either hai, soo desu (Yes, it is) or Iie, chigaimasu (no, it is different). 

Knowing that there was a reading/writing test on Thursday that evening, I tried to learn the last 15 hirigana. Unfortunately I still got 4 confused with each other (Mu む, Re れ, Nu ぬ, Ne ね). However, I had been using the texbook and amazed myself when I was in fact able to read and write in hirigana relatively confidently, I didn’t even need to translate the hirigana into romaji.  (Again, sorry for the awful photo)

THURSDAY

On Thursday, we went over what we had learnt so far to make sure we were confident in it and then we had a class test. We had 10 minutes to complete it and I did it in 5. I knew immediately that I had gotten the time in the third task wrong as ni honji put together (nihonji) means Japanese. I found this amusing and knew I had to practice times more! The answer should have been Niji-han desu which was close but not quite. I also forgot to add the particle no after Sumisan in the last question. Despite these slight errors, I still passed! ^_^ 

FRIDAY

Again, we went over things we had learnt so far and I learnt that Kyuu (9), when using it for time uses the old Japanese “ku” so Kuji. This was the same for nana (7), we have to use shichiji). We then spent the lesson writing the script for our final assessment of the week, which involved us asking prices of particular items placed in the areas to refer to them as kono, sono and ano and then we had to decide on which one we wanted. Me and my partner Promise had both decided we wanted the mobile phone. :’). I also Passed this assessment! ^_^ That is now 2 out of 4 smiley faces that I need! :D  After this we did more practice where we asked each other for the opening and closing times of certain shops and filled in the answers. We recorded this and it was uploaded onto Promise’s tumblr blog. 

To end the second week, Maya informed us that next week we would have a LOT of vocabulary to remember. She also showed us this:

Maya explained that when counting there are different suffix’s used based on the item we are counting. So for flat items we add +mai E.G: a postcard. For cylindrical items such as a water bottle we add +pon or +bon or +hon. Finally, for general things we add +tsu. The numbers and different suffix’s for different meanings has already been the thing I have found most difficult so far, so I am expecting next week to be harder than everything we have done so far. 

WEEK TWO CONCLUSIONS

At the end of week two I have become confident in reading and writing in hirigana (apart from the 4 previously mentioned), I am comfortable with asking and answering questions.  I am able to count from 1-90,000 and I am getting better with telling the time. I am good with pronunciation and speaking. I know I need to improve on my listening skills and just becoming overall more confident with the vocabulary we have learnt so far.  I did plan on getting some more practice done over the weekend in preparation for next week, but unfortunately I have been too busy so far to do much more than practice my hirigana work and numbers. 

Hopefully not knowing the vocabulary for next week yet won’t affect me too much and I can continue to improve my skills. Surprisingly after only 2 weeks, I am still very motivated to learn the language and I am impressed with how I have found the course so far, I think I expected it to be a LOT harder so I am surprising myself with the amount I am able to learn and memorise.  I am also very happy that I managed to fix my sleep patterns and actually sleep each night, that no doubt made it easier for me to memorise a lot of what I needed to. 

I look forward to week three! :D 

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Hi Mais! Do you think the Pakistani tv industry has groups when it comes to actors/directors etc working for certain channels and not doing projects for others? For example Feroze Khan and Faisal Qureshi used to work with Hum and now they don’t so guessing they’ve fallen out? But then the likes of Iqra Aziz, Zahid Ahmed, Bilal Abbas Khan etc have never done a drama for Geo. do you think that just comes down to what kind of scripts they wouldn’t want to do?

oh yeah, definitely. It's maybe not as well defined as the cliques of Bollywood but there's most definitely camps in Pakistani TV&Film Industry. The Karachi vs Lahore fraternity toh continues to exist despite the near death of Lollywood.

I don't think certain actors never working on one of the three channels is due to them not being offered preferred scripts. Let's face it, every actor has done one shitty project in their career at least. It's more about what actors are comfortable working with which production house because all there channels have only specific PHs making dramas for them. yes, exceptions do exist but for the most part it's almost predictable that which channel is more likely to air dramas produced by which PH.

Actors having a falling out with channel management is also a major contributing factor. Baat ghoom phir ke waheen aati hai that the industry is not big. It has gine chune log in the decision making position and those gine chune log have their own personal favorites. toh cut kaat ke rehta hi kya hai?

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Blog of Brahma B - Day 4964

Many Happy Returns of the Day Mira Desai..

I think though not very sure you were present in the very first EF meeting at some place in Andheri.. I am afraid I do not remember the place so well now.. but that day some of the Bombay based EF and Renate and Valorie from US had joined .. Kalpana ji and Viswanath Kakade.. Nandita Kao and late Shri Devkishin Vyas were all present.. it was probably on October 09 2010 a couple of days before the first ever meeting of Blogjan with Brother Amitabh Harivansh Rai Bachchan.. Please do correct me if you were not present at the particular meeting it is quite OK.. *************** Respected Brother Amitabh Harivansh Rai Bachchan (BrAmHa B) Sadar Charan Sparsh You have given us so many friends and brothers and sisters..

I have reconnected with quite a few.. and in the process of reconnecting with some new faces too.. beyond 2008-2012 innings..

Our friend ND Patil is someone with whomI had spent a night at his Nashik residence during a Summer National tournament at Nashik .. I was quite thrilled to see that he had kept the printed record of the blog in a bound form.. I think like me he was also very fond of Dr. Harivansh Rai Bachchan.. He did play cricket at Inter college level and we had known quite a few cricketers between us .. inspite of the fact that he was 5 years junior t me and I was myself only a follower of the game.. unlike him who represented along side of Raman Lamba, Rajesh Peter and few others

There is one friend whom I hold a great respect and yet we have not met so far inspite of beig in the same city.. Anil Kumar Sharma is someone I have a great liking for .. yet we have not met so far..

Now to tell you the truth.. my primary reason to return to the blog is to get in touch with some of the great friends and persons I had known at the blog..

Divya Solgama and Mayur Sejpal were close contacts during heydays.. and I had really loved Late Devkishin Vyas ji.. I remember some of us had visited his residence after his death to meet his family.. I believe Divya and Mayur have carved a great successful path for themselves .. Ravi Malhotra and Sharmila Ravinder are two other persons I had met BHTB preview ..

Kishore Bhatt and Deepak Taunk are another set of persons I had great rapport with during all these years..

The list is too long and I am nt going to do justice to all the friends esp. Manoj Ojha Kalpana Di, Jasmine and Moha Di and Anu Big B from London whom we met because of our association with you.. such is the bonding that I would love to meet Bhaijaan (Arshad Khan) someday if it were possible.. and it is a secret desire to meet him in niether India nor US but in Lahore.. (jokes apart, I would simply love to meet him anywhere any given day.. the fact is I do not have a passport to go to Lahore.. or US)

There are hundreds of others including Kashmira Grewal Meenu Gupta Poonam Di and Vijayalakshmi..

I believe it would be injustice to Kankana, Tumpa and Moushumi the three younger sisters (Bon) from Bengal..

I believe I must end it on a high note that I am frtunate enoigh to have seen everyone from your immediate family except the yongest member and the two most respected members who are not with us.. Yes I had seen jaya ji from a distance at Bachchan Sandhya entrance.. not as close as Abhishek and Aishwarya (Whom I had also met at Janak on your 68th birthday .. )

Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye.. main chahata hoon ki aap adhik se adhik EF se mil saken..I believe Vikas Bansal Suresh Jumani and their team are doing some fine preparations for your upcoming birthday.. I wish them a huge success..

to end the conversation I recount

' Main Chhupana Janta to Jug Mujhe Sadhu Samajhata Shatru Mera Ban Gaya Hai Chhal Rahit Vyavhaar mera''

Though I would have loved to quote from Madhushala - the ultimate work of Dr. Bachchan .. On this Pitru Paksh times I quote

प्राण प्रिये यदि श्राद्ध करो तुम मेरा तो ऐसे करना पीने वालों को बुलवा कऱ खुलवा देना मधुशाला।।84।

Here Madhushala The Tavern is only symbolic, he probably meant he would have loved everyone whom he knew to be invited to the occasion..

For me 'Rach Do Ab nai Madhushala' equates madhushala to a Granthala.. more of that some other day..

With Love Affection and Respect Abhaya Sharma (Bharti) Post Script : Sir I must not hide my unhappiness with KBC 13 for the set of questions that came forward to one of the contestant just before Sarabjeet Singh.. I know it is not deliberate but then to ask what does F on a keyboard first row as second or third question was gross injustice.. Though I must also add here that barring this unhappiness I am very very happy with all the episodes .. aaj to apne kamaal hi kar diya.. you were simply too good with the Nainital Spinster.. Jaya Ji se agar thodi bahut Daant Vaant bhi pad jaaye to kya gam hai.. aapne contestant ko to jeevan bhar ki khushi de di .. aap vaastav mei Mahaan hain .. Mai aapke triple role film ki baat nahi kar raha aap KBC ke madhyam se kisi Maseeha se kam nahi Hain.. Yah to hum log dekh rahe hain jaan bhi rahe hain aur mahsoos bhi kar rahen hain..

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immj2 02.01.21 lb

jesus christ itna toh ghar vansh/riddhima ke shaadi ke time pe nahi sajaaya tha.

sis ki phattttt rahi, to put it lightly.

hears vansh’s car and is about to run out when she’s stopped by.......

huh..... ishani looks different with her hair like this. anyway she tells her to go get ahaana, as part of badi bahu duties.

vansh looking at kabir like......... KAISA TU HAI NIRMOHIIIIIII, KAISA HARJAIYAAAAAAAAAA, RE KABIRAAAAAAA MAAAAAN JAAAA...........

actually he must be playing this mashup in his head:

idhar these two looking 🔥🔥🔥 mere sarr mein toh din shagna da is goonjofying; what a beautiful WLW wedding these two would make!

anyway riddhima is needling ahaana for “answers” and ahaana’s like bitch don’t kill my vibeeeeeeee, just coz you didn’t enjoy YOUR wedding doesn’t mine should be a dragfest too.

riddhima giving lecture on shaadi being a pavitra rishta and she shouldn’t just be doing it for shits and giggles and boy, do i relate with ahaana:

i say kill riddhima off and make ahaana the lead of this show, coz she’s infinitely more interesting and rootable for.

anyway ahaana’s like bitch i’m not married to you, so i don’t have to put up with this crap; go find your pavitra rishta fellow who’s legally mandated to deal with this crisis you’re having.

lmao i’d have the same expression if  knew my friend’s toxic love story was about to implode spectacularly. maybe not to her face, but i would definitely look like this on the inside.

lol kya din aa gaye; apne hi ex ko uski sagaai mein tilak lagaana. bhagwaan aise bure din kisi ko naa dikhaaye.

they cute. i wish they were real. actually i don’t care they’re not, they’re better this way, playing all the rest of these suckers (and each other) for fools. i think this might be the most non-dysfunctional marriage on this show!

idhar this one chabaa chabaa ke telling angre ki make sure no one disturbs when riddhima and i are gonna have our epiccccccccc showdown in a communal part of the house. jaake apne bedroom mein kar na kalesh, if you don’t want anyone to see/hear?? (but actually iss ghar mein uska bhi koi fayda nahi. this place like facebook. doesn’t even give the illusion of privacy.)

kabir cutely telling ahaana ki soon vansh/riddhima will be out, and we shall rule this house. SEE? A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, WITH SHARED GOALS AND EQUITY AMONG THE PARTNERS! LOVE IT! LOVE THEM! #KAHAANA ARE THE SUPERIOR SHIP OF THIS SHOW!

lmao ahaana mann hi mann mein like, lol fool, you don’t even know who the real players of this game are. dude i love her so much.

lol whyyyyyyyy is ishaani dancing so happily at the engagement of someone she doesn’t give a single fuck about? isse bhi vansh waala dance keeda hai kya?

anyway, vansh keeps getting called away every time riddhima wants to talk to him and ouff, i have had enough. fwding to the confrontation.

dramatic fucker set up a wholeass spotlight, to make this even more of a production.

aslkjdlaskjdlsakjdlaskjlkjlkj so much lighting change. imagine poor angre stuck in some back room changing the lights as per the script vansh has given him.

lmaoooooooooo this is like when you wanna confront your parents for some shit and they bring up some entirely different kaand you did and now the conversation where you were supposed to have the upper hand is all about how YOU suck .

“aaj ka din bohut saare sawaalon ko janam de gaya hai. aur main woh saare sawaal tumse poochna chaahti hoon.”

she’s legit asking for a promise that he’ll tell the truth. and sis, how THE FUCK would you know????? already apni maa ki jhooti kasam khaa chuka hai yeh, how the hell you trust anything this man says?

anyway he promises. with a look on his face like THE AUDACITY OF THIS B TO DEMAND THE TRUTH OF ME WHEN SHE’S A STONE COLD LIAR. he’s not wrong.

chaliye badhte hain sawaalon ke taraf.

“kyun chalti hai pawan?”

“kyun jhoome hai gagan?”

“kyun machalta hai mann?”

“oh and while you’re at it, can you also explain how to convert celcius to fahrenheit......... coz i still don’t really get it.”

lol ok ok her questions were “ahaana was in delhi on the day you said she saved your life. so she didn’t save your life?” (no.) “you lied to me? you brought ahaana into the house with some motive?” (yes.) “so all those attacks.............. you told her to try and kill me?” (yes.)

denial. it’s not just a river in egypt. it flows through the mind of every sis who thinks purely with her pussy instead of her god gifted brain.

the fact that this bitch is still standing here talking to him when he just straight-up said that he’s the one who plotted to kill her and then pretended to save her....... *tiktok waala HOW BIZARRE music plays*

OH MY GOD HER ASS IS HUNG UP ON THE FACT THAT THEY HAD SEX/HE IS PRETENDING TO BE IN LOVE WITH HER MORE THAN THE FACT THAT HE’S BEEN TRYING TO MURDER HER DIRECTLY/INDIRECTLY EVER SINCE THEY MET. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CHICK?????? YOUR VIRGINITY MATTERS MORE TO YOU THAN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE??????????????

brief cut back to ahaana thanking bappa for making her a woman who thinks with her brain instead of her vajayjay.

idhar dhakka-mukki shuru.

toh ofc bhai kaise peeche rahein? unne bhi apna move maar liya.

bohut ban liya tumne derek o brien. time for ME to be the quizmaster, wifey.

ok his first question dumb as fuck. “did you love me when you married me?” ofc not, you coerced her into it, giving her three days. she told you that she didn’t wanna marry you. how the fuck you gonna hold that against her? even if a chick had feelings for you at that point, they’d outright hate you if you forced them into marriage.

“was i just a task for you when we got married?”

lmao she’s not liking it when she’s the one in the hotseat.

“didn’t you just marry me so that you could gather proof against me and get me jailed for murdering ragini?”

ah man, can’t say i don’t feel bad for the guy. just a little bit. bassss thodaaaa. ittu sa. 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

anyway, long story short, you a lying bitch who’s been cheating me since the moment you stepped into my life. so......................

this dumbass still like, but i wrote everything in the letter, and he read it and gave me the rose!!!!!! THE ROSE WAS A LIE?????????????/ someone hold me back coz this b really be testing my patience with how fucking dheent she is.

jeene ka will power ho toh vansh jaisa, who literally came back from death just to fuck with her because DHOKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! idhar my internet goes down for half an hour and i’m crying out for death already.

riddhima trying to defend herself and he’s just like

how is she supposed to tell this knife business from the sexy knife business? main hoti toh pavalovian response se i’d get turned on whenever i saw the dude with a knife.

oh i think she’s kinda turned on anyway. nothing like the fear of impending death to make you horny, i guess.

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Aamir Khan: Rajkumar Hirani told me, you must take on 3 Idiots, the core of the film is what you’ve lived by | Hindi Movie News

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Aamir Khan: Rajkumar Hirani told me, you must take on 3 Idiots, the core of the film is what you’ve lived by | Hindi Movie News

Aamir Khan delivered a masterclass in the basics of learning and also stepped into throwback mode about playing a student in ‘3 Idiots‘ at the convocation ceremony of Bennett University on Thursday. Excerpts:

‘I was very clear what field I wanted to be in very early’

I don’t know if many know here that I am not a graduate myself. But I do strongly believe in education. I may not have been to a formal college, but I did strongly believe in educating myself. When I actually stopped my formal education, I remember there was a big ruckus at home when I told my parents that I want to start learning about cinema and films. I remember I was 16 and by then I was pretty clear this is the field I want to be in. This is the world I belong to – of stories, of characters, of being part of storytelling, of touching people’s hearts, make them smile, cry and affecting them in different ways – and that excited me. So it was then that I decided that I want to learn about cinema and films. At that time there was FTII and there were film schools elsewhere in the world, but I couldn’t afford any film school. My parents weren’t that well-off. It was very difficult to get into FTII as it had limited seats, plus you had to be a graduate to be in FTII, which I wasn’t. So what was left for me to learn about cinema and filmmaking was learning at work – and which is why I decided to start working as an Assistant Director in films. This was in 1983. I remember when I even suggested this there was such a big ruckus, my entire family was like are you mad, you have to be a graduate, no matter what! None of them wanted me to be in films, though my father was a producer and my uncle was a director and producer. I had to fight tooth and nail, I was stubborn and finally, I did what I wanted, and they couldn’t stop me. I went my route and I worked as an Assistant Director for four years. Those were my learning years, and that’s when I realised that whenever I am interested in something and I want to understand it, it is up to me to learn it on my own. Thereafter, all the subjects in school that I was not interested in – History, Social Sciences, Philosophy, Physics, all these I read and learnt on my own and it’s been beautiful because I am interested in them. And I think that is the key, when you are interested in something, when you love something, when you want to learn, there is a thirst and a desire to learn, that’s when you learn the best.

‘I learnt the most by travelling within my country’

One thing I want to say to all of you as you are about to start your lives – the most that I have ever learned in life is by going deeper into my own country. That has been my own learning. I have told my own kids this and every young kid who wants to have some advise from me, take one year off from your life. Just travel from Kashmir to Kanyakumari. Take a bunch of friends and be safe. The amount you will learn in that one year will be priceless, you will go to towns, villages, meet people. One of my biggest learning in life has been when I was doing ‘Satyamev Jayate’, because I have lived a very sheltered life. You live in Mumbai, you don’t come to know what’s happening at the grassroots. When I did ‘Satyamev Jayate’, I got to know so many things about my life, country, society, challenges we face, the kind of courage we have as people. I got to learn so much about my own country. I wish I had thought of this idea when I was 18 or 19.

‘My mother’s lesson: Be sensitive to the feelings of others’

I always like to share this story with people and some of you may have heard it earlier. You know, when I was a kid, I used to play a lot of tennis. I was Maharashtra number one for a brief period, in sub-juniors. My mother used to keep some newspaper cuttings. Toh Times of India mein aata tha, you know, ‘Aamir Hussain upsets top seed’. My full name is Aamir Hussain Khan. At that time, we had dropped the Khan, it was too long – Aamir Hussain. And then when I became an actor, we dropped Hussain, then again, Aamir Hussain Khan was too long.

I am very close to my mother, and she is a big influence on me. She would wait for me to come home after tennis and ask me if I won or lost. One day I came home and she, as usual, asked me the same and I told her I had won. A little later, while we were having tea, she was introspecting, and she said: ‘The boy who lost to you, he must also have reached home by now, and his mother would have asked him the same thing, and she would be feeling bad that her son lost’. I was shocked, I had not thought of that! She was able to feel what that boy’s mother would have felt at that time. That had a deep impact on me. That made me realise that my mother is able to care, and think, and be sensitive to what others are feeling. Since then, I felt that one should never hurt someone or make someone upset, no matter what profession you get into, the ability to be sensitive to other people’s feeling is a quality that is rare and special to have. It is an important emotion. So go out there, have a great life, have a great time, but see if you can make others happy and be sensitive towards others.

‘Raju said you have lived the core thought of ‘3 Idiots’, you have to do this role, and I trusted his judgment over mine’

I often make a blasphemous error even today, where I assume in my head that I am still 18 or 21 (laughs). When I meet people, toh mujhe lagta hai main 18 ka hoon aur ye aunty hai. Toh mai aunty aur uncle bolta hoon – and then I realise that they are sometimes younger than me now!

But coming to how I played an 18-year-old at 44: When Raju first came to me with the script of ‘3 Idiots’, I loved the script. But I asked him, why are you thinking of me? I am 44 and your role is of a young kid, who is 18 to 21, he is going to graduate. Why do you want me in this film? I couldn’t for the life of me understand why he wanted me. He kept saying, ‘no, because these lines are very important, and when you say them, I believe them’. Basically, what he was trying to say was that the core thought of the film is don’t chase success, just chase excellence – and when you chase excellence, success comes chasing after you. Raju said that ‘yaar you have lived by this principle. Your choice of films, your career, you have done ‘Taare Zameen Par (TZP)’, ‘Lagaan‘, you have done films that were, on the face of them, like when you signed them, not supposed to be successful. So clearly, you were the one person who was not chasing success. You were trying to do whatever you felt like and trying to do the best you can. As a result, success came chasing after you because you are not chasing it.’ Clearly I wasn’t – somebody up there loves me! And then Raju said that ‘when you say that line – yaar kamyabi ke peeche mat daudo, kabil bano, kamyabi khud tumhare peeche aayegi, yeh line jab aap bologe toh audience ko believe karna hai. Audience aapse believe karegi kyunki aapki life aise aap jee chuke ho’. I said woh sab toh theek hai Raju, par jab main 18 saal ka dikhunga nahi toh phir hum kya karenge, matlab main aise classroom mein book pakad ke ghus raha hoon 40 saal ka ajeeb lagega, people will laugh at us.

I really respect Raju as a director and so I kept telling myself that yeh kuch dekh raha hai jo main nahi dekh pa raha hoon. It was one of those rare occasions when I decided to trust somebody else and say okay, I am trusting his judgment over mine. I had seen two of his films by then, and they were both really amazing, and I thought there is something in this guy, he is seeing something which I am not seeing. So I am going to trust his instinct. And that’s why I did the film.

On the role of the creative industry

I believe that it is the creative community which brings grace to society. If we so choose to, we do have the opportunity to try and build the social fabric of society, we can inspire people, we can bring hope to people. We can create heroes and icons that people like to emulate. So we can make people sensitive towards things. When I say creative community, I don’t mean actors alone, I mean writers, poets, lyric writers, painters, actors, dancers – these are all creative people. I believe that it is very important for creative people to understand, and whenever possible, use that ability to bring grace to society, to try and build the social fabric, whenever they can. I am not judgmental towards people who just make entertaining films because that is your primary responsibility. If you are just entertaining, that is good enough, if you are giving people a good time that is good enough – but along with that if you can tell something which makes them think, which makes them ponder, which sensitises them, that’s great.

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