#YES I LOVE GRU :D :D

[shall-we-die]

Happy 100+ 💖💖💖

Geto + D please :)

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{Dirty Secret}

☰[Main list]•⊰ Jujutsu Kaisen

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• Though Geto looks cool and collected on the outside, he has a dirty secret that he's secretly addicted to sweets and food but he hides it because he wants to maintain is perfect physique in front of others.

• When he comes home, he often sneaks into the fridge and eats all kinds of sweets and food when no one is around. Geto's secret would cause people to be surprised because no one expected a man like him enjoys these kind of stuff. And let me tell you how this dirty secret comes into your relationship!

• Yes, when you use perfumes with sweet scents. The first time you used cherry scented body splash, you opened the way for his obsession. He may not tell you, but he likes to bite your body, this even includes licking you. He really likes sweet things.

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He always likes to hold you close to him, he likes to feel every inch of your skin, yes, he always likes to do it.

"Ah...Sugu... H-hey... mmm"

He shut you up by biting your lower lip.

He wasn't not the type to express himself and talk too much about his feelings and thoughts, he loves to show love through actions instead.

But, tonight he was painfully slow...

He moved slowly, taking a long time to thrust into you each time. It was kind of annoying for you because he was so big and you felt your stomach churning as he settled inside you as you flinched every time but didn't get what you wanted.

"Mmm... 'gru...please go faster..."

He didn't answer you and nothing but a strong bite on your nipple was the only thing given to you.

With one hand, he pinned both of your hands above your head to the bed as with his other hand, he held your thigh tightly. holding you close is one of his favorites.

He likes how your body fits so perfectly in his hands, he could just hold you forever.

It also gives him the freedom to do anything since he is on top of you while you're trapped underneath him, moaning for every single touch.

"Ahh... please... you're killing me!"

"Oh, so you better not tease me like that next time..."

He said this and started sucking your nipple.

"Did you know that I love the smell of your body, ...as well as your taste, you're so sweet."

He just loves the feeling of having you close like this, close to his heart.

Geto always gets turned on when you teases him by using lots of perfume, wearing his shirt without pants,  and walking in front of him like nothing happened.

Now, you're making a flirty, seducing face and it makes him unable to control himself.

The sweet smell reached him every time you moved and made him bite you harder. Surely tomorrow morning your body would be full of bruises like a patterned cloth.

He ran his tongue over your neck, which made you giggle. "Haha... stop it... focus on down there!" You nagged at him, biting his neck at the first chance you got.

He can be easily excited by the mere presence of you, even when you do small actions like smiling, laughing or being physically close to him.

"...You really are a brat." He giggled and gave you an small kiss on your forehead.

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[wtfjuliyn]

🌻 !!

yaeey ok so ive been meaning to finish my miinions/despicable mii au (basically an au that includes the members of miiblr but as despicable me characters just for funsies since i thought that making an au featuring my community would be kewl) and like. if we're talking abt the miinions au, then id think that the official miiblr mascots would deffo work perfectly as kevin stuart and bob. cuz like. kevin=squibbles, tootsie=bob and stuart=cupcake DO YOU SEE MY VISION?????? and i was thinking abt giving otto's role to older bro madie (shout out to you big bro ilysm/p) since like idk abt yall. but otto's personality fits perfectly with them!! (ohg ye this is @wii-no-ma im talking abt rn wheee) and THE VICISOUS SIX OHOHOHH IVE GOT A COUPLE IDEAS IN MIND. my buddy @faitherr has this one oc named "poptart" AND OMGGG while i was working on the au thinking of whos mii would be a perfect belle bottom., and the first one i thought of,, was poptart!! :D she also gave me sm funky vibes too!!/vpos,, sadly i didnt think abt whod be wild knuckles or stronghold buuut ive got @thiings-with-wings' mii, vern as nun-chuck, @box-the-box as svengence (did i spell that right?? oghh), and @four-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat as jean clawed !! there wasnt rlly an in-depht reason as to why i chose the other 3 but :b and moving on to like. THE FIRST MINIONS MOVIE where like kevin stuart and bob find their evil master,, and like, need i say more about why @bluerangehearts' acha and darklord stan would be A PERFECT HERB AND SCARLET OVERKILL???? love me some oc x canon ships/vpos,, plus im just gonna say that the cpu miis are all the rest of the minions lol. MOVING ONTO THE DESPICABLE MII AU,, NO ONE OTHER THAN MR @miiblr HIMSELF SHOULD BE GRU!!! cuz think abt it. guy who created the lovely miiblr brand and his little miiblr mascots. THINK ABOUT IT. and vector,, ogh boy i was thinking abt isaacthemii being vector for fun until he showed us how much of a complete piece of shit he really was, so it just makes it much more deserved. bonus points that he literally gets sent to the moon at the end. now for the girls, this was a hard part. i wasnt completely sure whod be the girls,, but @domizaurr would work well as a margo,, as far as im looking at the mii pfp (IM SOOOOO SORRY @domizaurur I MEAN NO OFFENSE),,, plus this was extremelyyyy last minute but @cherriiblossomii would deffo be an agnes !! sadly no idea whod dr nefario, lucy, el macho or balthazar bratt be,, but yeahg!!

so yeah!! other than tryna make a life-sized wsr george cardboard cutout, ive been workimg on that!! im obv not done working on this au but its just a sneakpeak of one of my upcoming projects,,,/vpos!!! feel free to give me some ideas in the tags,,!!/nf obv its just that im the only one working on this but i must stay on that grind :*)

[vernxnsfool]

Seventeen as Despicable Me Characters

Seungcheol as Margo

protectors/leaders of their younger siblings

outspoken

stands/speaks up for others

nice but will fight you if you mess w her sisters.

Jeonghan as scarlet overkill

i mean what else can i say

fashion sense: check

villain: check

what more do you need

joshua as dave

plays the guitar

gets action ( but only in his daydream’s)

(same)

jun as Agnes

sweetheart

isn’t the baby in svt but gives baby energy (EXCEPT FOR LIMBO LIKE WHAT)

makes weird noises

does weird things

but all while being really really cute

hoshi as vector

dork

looks good in flashy colors

has a fascination for literal deadly animals

like man’s legit has SHARKS in his FLOOR

wonu: edith

does this need an explanation lol

woooooooooZi as gru

tries to be macho tough guy but is actually a softie when he loves you

K of D(eez nuts) as lucy

LIPSTICK TAZERRRRR

don’t tell me you can’t see dk doing that omg

pretty

looks good in blue

sweetheart

beanpole: Tim

tallest minion

some of y’all might argue antonio but HARD MINGYU IS A SHOW

mINGYU IS A PUPPY.

case closed.

hao: kyle

will fight you

but also will love you

booyonce: Phil (maid outfit)

gets into character so well

vernooooooooooon: Carl

siren, siren, siren, wey-oh wey-oh

yes my only reasoning for this is back it up.

t-rex: antonio?

might be young but man’s has game.

dancing king.

back to masterlist

[giggly-squiggily]

Can I request the Sweet Heart candy for Rika and Julianna(the player) with Julianna as the poor victim?

Oo, yes! :D I love Rika, so this was a blast! I've gotcha covered, anon!

Sweet Heart: "Oh? Is someone ticklish?"

“Rika!” Julianna ran up to the green haired elite, holding out a pokeball. “Fight me-”

“Nope!” Rika grinned, crossing two fingers in an “X” shape below her chin. “Don’t feel like it, kid!”

“W-What?” The brunette blinked, her ambition deflating at the rejection. “But- why?”

“Like I said- I just don’t feel up for it. My brain’s too drained to think strategy right now, not to mention I have to meet with Gru soon.” She smiled, reaching out and cuffing the girl’s chin with kind eyes. “Tell you what? Why don’t you come by here tomorrow, same time? I’ll give you a battle of the lifetime!”

“Really?” Julianna lit up. A battle of a lifetime! That would be perfect for testing out her new team strategy. “Thanks, Rika!”

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If only she knew what she did now.

“Oh? Is someone ticklish? Is she? Hmm~” Rika cooed at the younger girl currently squealing and thrashing in her lap, cackling beneath the Elite’s skillful fingers. When Julianna arrived, she was surprised to be invited not to the battle grounds but the lounge area, the couches pushed out of the way to give more space. Before she could question it, Rika attacked.

“Riiihiihiihihihka! Whahahhahhat abohohohoohohout the bahahahhahahttle?” She cried out, her laughter increasing in pitch when Rika found a rather sensitive spot on her knee.

“This is a battle, Julie! A battle of tickles!” Rika laughed, twisting her victim around as she carried on squeezing her knees, playing a song. “You and Nemora- all you two wanna do is battle, battle, battle! I get it- it’s fun, but there’s more things to do in life! Like right now!” Rika grabbed her foot, scribbling into the soles and making Julianna scream. “Right now- I’m gonna make you laugh yourself silly!”

“RIHHIIHIHIIHIHIkA!” She cried, covering her red face with her hands as she curled up. “PLEHAHAHHAHAHAHSE!”

“Aww, you sound like Gru! He gets all kinds of squeally when I tickle him here!” Rika shot her hands out to Julianna’s armpits, earning a fresh squeal. “You too, it seems! Let’s see who’s more ticklish!”

Candy Heart Prompts Are Officially CLOSED!

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

1, 3, 8, 17, 27, 30, 41, 44, 60, 67, 83, 85, 88, 90, 95, 99

1) 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Lately?

Jort Storm by Slimecicle

Lil Nugget by Chi-chi

Surface Pressure from Encanto

Big Bad Wolf by Scratch 21

Keep It Down by Oh Geeez

W(h)i(t)ch Way from Central Park

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

Having trouble deciding what counts as one line.

I think it's either

"I mean to say I've been here before, all the way to Pandemonium and even further."

or

"I honestly and truly only want to know where I am--I'm not a hunter, and I don't want to get married for a long while yet."

8) Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are a social construct, boys are also a social construct.

17) What was the last lie you told?

Don't remember for certain, but probably my mom asking if I was okay while I was being depressed and me saying "m-hm".

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Hate the sound of people watching things on their phones without headphones when I'm trying to watch or listen to my own things.

Love the sound of farts because funny.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

If I stick them out forwards, first thing I touch with either of them is my computer.

To the sides, I can't reach anything with my right arm, but I can reach the sofa/bed by the window with my left arm.

Diagonally, first thing I touch with either arm is a book.

41) What was the last book you read?

Last book I reread was parts of The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland And Led The Revels There.

Last book I read for the first time was some of this year's Girls Write Now anthology.

44) What was the last film you saw?

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru (I didn't get to finish it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

(last one I saw all the way through was Encanto)

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

A notebook. Some card envelopes and cards. A sparkly gel pen. My Trolls headphones. the erasers on some pencils. A flair pen. My blanket. My Trolls bag. Some books. A large plastic bead-thing that's shapes like a heart and full of butterflies and other designs. A post-it note.

TLDR; yes.

67) What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Listening to Speak Now (Taylor's Version)

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart".

Cure Heart from Dokidoki Precure lkfhsdjkghslkjg

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

The end-credit theme of Kirakira Precure as I was watching some?

Apart from that I relisted to Electric Touch by Taylor Swift today.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Having trouble deciding between Muskrat, Bezos, Ron Desantis, and Soman Chainani.

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Freak out at first. Freeze all tensed up. Kinda stare a bit. If my mom hasn't already been woken up by the light being turned on, I go "Uhhh...Mama??" in hopes she might have some better idea what to do ifhsaiulghwraiugahrs

(If they continue just standing there not doing anything we probably both just kinda go back to sleep, though I might wanna keep the light on.)

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

HANG ON DOES MY MOM HAVE ONE TOO OR AM I JUST SUPPOSED TO FLY TO ANOTHER STATE OR COUNTRY COMPLETELY ON MY OWN RIGHT NOW WHAT--

Uh-- Errrm--

Oh wait! I could fly to where you are, couldn't I! We could meet irl! :-D

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

PEEPEE POOPOO DIAPERS VOMIT DIARRHEA UNDERPANTS FARTS BURPS BUTTS ARMPIT BOOGERS EJACULATION--

[imastrangeone98]

What We Want

(A/N: oh man, I thought of a lot of ways the next chapter could go, and I just ended up making one twin angry and the other one horny)

I am very sorry

He wanted her.

There was no other way to describe the burning desire in his gut the longer he stayed with her, the longer they ventured up the tower together.

...Towards Vergil.

What's he done for her? Dante found himself thinking bitterly. What makes him so important that she'd risk everything for him?

He immediately reprimanded himself. This was his twin- his last tie to the family he had lost. He should be more invested in the problem, like Faith.

And to an extent, he was. If his brother's rather unflattering tower destroyed his pizza place, then there was no way he was leaving this unscathed. (That, and one of them had to be the responsible brother.)

...But she's mine, the dark voice returned, seething in rage. I fought for her. I bled for her. She's my claim.

"Dante?"

He flinched. The voice immediately disappeared. "Yeah?"

"...Are you alright?" Faith eyed him carefully, as if...

As if she was terrified of him.

But why?

"Yeah," he hurried to say, all too eager to soothe her. "I'm fine."

"...But you don't feel alright," she whispered, inching away from him.

He did not like that one bit. But he stayed quiet about it. All things considered, he felt a bit flattered that a pretty girl was showing concern for him.

"Hey," he said quietly, carefully approaching her until he could take her hands in his. Her skin was cold, even through his gloves. "Don't worry about me so much, babe. I'm a tough guy, if you haven't noticed."

"But..." Her voice died when he brought his arms around her, nuzzling her cheek and jawline.

Scent-marking her.

"How 'bout you just let me worry about me?" Dante whispered, nosing her hair.

Slowly, her stiff body loosened until she melted in his grip, even going so far as to bury her face in his shoulder.

It felt so nice. She was warm, and soft, and smelled so sweet...

M̷i̷n̸e̷.

His lips brushed against the back of her neck.

And then she let out the most squeakiest sneeze he'd ever heard.

"Uh... Bless you?" He pulled away with a muffled groan. So close. "You good?"

"Yes. Thank you." With a quick sniff, she pulled away and headed towards the staircase. "I'll head this way."

"Or," he called out, "you could take the lift." He tilted his head towards the glowing elevator.

Faith hummed in thought, her eyebrows creasing. "I just... It feels like I should go this way."

He frowned, unable to stop the displeasure from showing on his face. "It'd be faster on the lift."

"It probably will be," she conceded, still glancing behind her. "But I made up my mind."

He fought the urge to bite his lip, and nodded. "Alright. Then it's a race." He gave her a cocky grin. "Who gets to kick his ass first."

She smiled. "Sure."

And with that, Faith turned away and ascended the winding staircase, his eyes watching her every move until her shoes were out of sight.

...Maybe this was a blessing in disguise.

Getting rid of the growing tent in his pants would have been awkward otherwise.

[...]

She approached.

Vergil would know that scent from anywhere. Even from the top of the Temen-ni-Gru, the smell of lotuses had hit his nose so strongly that it nearly sent his head spinning.

Arkham watched him carefully. His skin itched at the probing, but he said nothing.

Soon, he'll no longer be of use, he reassured himself. And once I dispose of him, Father's power will be in my hands.

And I'll protect you.

But then, another scent laced the air. Cinnamon. Familiar. It made his nose wrinkle.

Dante.

He gritted his teeth so hard it creaked.

The image still burned fresh in his mind: the two of them standing close together, his twin secretly rubbing his disgusting smell all over her...

Of Faith choosing to go with him.

It's happening again, Vergil found himself thinking bitterly. Someone I love is leaving me behind again.

...Then I don't need her. My power is mine. All who stand in my way will be slain, including Dante.

Including Faith.

Unbeknownst to him, from the sidelines, Arkham began to smile.

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A/N: I love watching baby yoda with subtitles videos even tho I don't write for Mando right now- they're hella fun

Also how are y'all in quarantine? I hope you guys are surviving and thriving

Edit: read part 5! :D

[rangergirl3]

Inspiration to write: Oh yes Desire to write: YES Time to write: No but fuck that I’m going to do it anyway Worst migraine I have ever experienced: What’s up, bitches? *I look back at the whiteboard like Gru, confused* Worst migraine I have ever experienced?

Summation: Ow. Ow. Ow.

I now have a detailed understanding of the following phrases - ‘holy shit it’s like my skull is being crushed, but the pressure is coming from behind my eyes’, ‘extreme light sensitivity’, and ‘Fuck fuck fuck - *chugs water and painkillers, hides under blankets, continues to swear until the Advil kicks in, aka - ‘Holy shit fuck fuck why damn it why damn it, fuck fuckity fuck.’ But, I seem to have figured out the pattern of these migraines. They are stress-related (who, me? Stressed? :D) and the holidays, being chock-full of triggers for my C-PTSD, are pretty much fraught with opportunities for stuff to build up into - you guessed it, headache central. Mostly, though, I’m annoyed at all the shitty stuff that comes to mind and causes these headaches. Damn it, I have things I want to do, and people to spend time with. I hate having to burrow under blankets in pitch darkness because of a migraine, especially when I really want to be spending time doing things that I love.  It does, however, maybe mean that my mind is finally trying to fully process?? All the shit that my parents (especially my mom) said or did to me during my childhood?? Holidays really catapult my stress into high gear, because the shit my parents pulled was just - really really awful. Sure, they called me names and hit me, but there was also a lot of stuff like taping my mouth shut because I was ‘too loud’ and then telling me later that it was ‘funny’, calling me a ‘pig’ for eating ‘too many brownies’, accusing me of ‘making things up to get attention’ when I got the stomach flu over Christmas break, pretending to shoot me in the face when I opened the front door and saying ‘Bang! You’re dead!’ Before pushing past me into the house, that kind of thing. Just all-around and never ending re-enforcement of their opinion that I was annoying and greedy and stupid. Bleh.

Good news is, I am working on making better memories now!

But It is very hard to do when I have a headache.

Grr.

Basically I feel like my brain keeps showing up to holiday parties like this:

[neverwatchedonepiece]

579-580: "Arriving! a Burning Island – Punk Hazard!" and "A Battle in the Heat! Luffy vs. the Giant Dragon!"

Sorry, I couldn’t wait. xD

Delayed gratification? 

Self-control?

Nah. Afraid not. The New World was calling and its siren song was far too strong. Plus, this arc has a killer name: Punk Hazard. I’ve itching to get to it ever since I saw the arc list on CR. And everything is on fire! (Except the part that’s not.)

But I’ve already said too much.

Luffy’s Nose: Meat-Detector and Trouble-Sniffer

Could it be the smell of burning island?

Now I get why you guys were mad at the filler interrupting the canon entry into the New World. The Strawhats were sailing back from wherever their filler adventures had taken them (I will go back and watch Film Z. Honest). Next thing, Zoro spots something interesting from the crow’s nest.

“What’s that? A red sea?” 

It quickly emerged that Zoro did not mean an inlet of the Indian Ocean between the continents of Africa and Asia. No. The sea was red because it was literally on fire. Volcanoes erupted. Lightning shrieked from the sky. Lots of dead, skeletonized fish bobbed in the water.

Awesome. I thought. That is totally metal. This will be fun.

Though fire is a rubber person’s natural enemy, Luffy thought the same. “LET’S GO TO THAT ISLAND!” he yelled.

Yes, Luffy! Please do. :D

Then something sketchy happened. Sunny’s DDM rang. It made a strange, wailing sound Luffy had never heard before. He asked the DDM if it had a stomachache (that was hilarious and oddly thoughtful of him). 

Sanji put him straight. “Luffy, you walnut, that’s an emergency signal.” 

Robin also added, “Most of them are fake. It’s a tactic the Marines use a lot.” (That was a cool, little detail. A hint that maybe the Marines tried to pull this on Robin in the past?)

Luffy processed this information then ignored it immediately. He picked up with his customary greeting: “HELLO, MY NAME IS MONKEY D. LUFFY AND I WILL BECOME THE PIRATE KING.” I should not find this funny now, but I still do. Every damned time. Luffy does not give a crap who knows he’s in the vicinity. I also love that DDM trope and hope Oda never stops using it.

The distress call was from some poor sap on Punk Hazard. “It’s cold, is this the boss? It’s cold. Our guys were cut one after the other. Samurai are gonna kill us! Please help. I’m on Punk Hazard--”

The message cut off abruptly due to premature death (by cutting, I assume).

Robin was convinced the messenger was attempting to lure them into a trap (she wasn’t that far off). Zoro, of course, zoomed in on the samurai.

Brook explained that the samurai was the name for the people of Wano Kingdom (remember the zombie samurai who possessed Brook’s shadow in Thriller Bark and passed on Shusui to Zoro? He came from there). Apparently, the Wano Kingdom is completely closed off to the outside world. It is unaffiliated with the World Government to the point that even Marine ships cannot approach (I’m getting North Sentinelese vibes here, minus the technology aspect).

But Brook was puzzled as to why samurai had been brought up. Distress signal guy said Punk Hazard, not Wano Kingdom. Why were samurai being mentioned? Plus, he said it was cold. Punk Hazard was literally burning. Also, the signal of a baby DDM carried by crews on exploration missions would only stretch as far as Punk Hazard to the Sunny. Why samurai and Wano?

Okay, I thought. This is going well so far. An island is burning. The sea is on fire.  A shady distress signal. A proper mystery is cooking here.

Then things got really interesting.

The action cut to Smoker’s G-5 ship. Robin was right! The Marines *do* listen in to emergency calls. Now Smoker knows the Strawhats are on Punk Hazard. But this was a pain in the ass for them. Punk Hazard had been sealed and made a restricted area after what happened four years ago. How could any living thing exist there? Plus, None of Nami’s new Log Pose needles pointed in the direction of this island, which was in itself suspicious. I wonder if the WG deliberately messed with Punk Hazard’s magnetic field so no one would come across the island by accident?

I felt like a ray of light pierced the heavens.

Disused government facilities is one of my favourite tropes. Resident Evil 2 was one of my favourite games as a kid. Ever since, I’ve loved the, “Oh, crap. Something went kaboom. Abandon ship! And now the protagonist must fight their way out” action plot trop.

Smoker ain’t the type of guy to let that phase him. “We’re going,” he said. So the Marines will show up at one point too. I’m glad. I missed Smoker. He’s been chasing Luffy for years. Gotta give the guy some panel time.

Mythical Creature BBQ

The Strawhats debating over who would escort Luffy to ensure he didn’t do anything dumb was hilarious. Nami was right, though. Luffy has no sense of self-preservation. They drew straws and Zoro, Robin and Usopp were chosen. (Poor Usopp. His disorder flared up again. xD)

Nami used another trick up her sleeve to make a cloud road (a la Skypiea) that soared over the flames, allowing mini Merry to sail over, unscathed. Downside? The road will eventually dissipate, potentially leaving the others stranded. Not so good.

When the reconnaissance team landed, they found Punk Hazard enclosed by an ominous, metal wall. Huge, “DANGER: KEEP OUT!” signs, stamped with the World Government and Marine sigils boosted the peril factor (nice). Of course, massive metal walls are no barrier to Zoro. He sliced open the gate and in they strolled!

Usopp was the only Strawhat who was really dressed for Punk Hazard, with his bare chest and overalls. The place was boiling. Volcanically hot to the point magma leaked from the stones beneath Usopp’s feet. Everything was burning. (By accident or on purpose?) Once Robin surveyed the dwellings, she concluded they were probably not people’s homes. (Evidence for a secret government training facility is growing by the minute here.)

Luffy called out to the Distress Signal Guy. (Was he stupid? This place is boiling! xD) 

Then, randomly, they encountered a supposed mythical creature. Not *the* dragon, as in Monkey D., but a fanged, fire-breathing monster that talked! 

I should learn not to get too attached to monsters in One Piece because they end up on the BBQ half the time. xD  It was cool that Luffy, Zoro, Usopp and Robin encountered a little difficulty in taking it down. Again, that ups the peril factor, which is great. 

Still not quite sure how the guy who was stuck on the dragon’s back managed to make it talk, but I guess I’ll learn how next episode. The only thing I can say is that I don’t think he’s the biggest fan of the Shichibukai. “Are you allies of the Shichibukai too?”

Arc Villain: Gru and his Minions?

Back on Sunny, where it was supposedly safer, kidnappings were afoot! (Excellent. Now everyone’s involved.)

Poor Chopper was wilting in the heat, eating his ice cream. Even Brook and Franky were feeling the burn. Sanji was in the kitchen, preparing some cool snacks, because only a chef who endures the fire of a kitchen every day would be able to endure said heat. I mean, the guy never even took his suit off. He must be flame-retardant.

While Sanji did his thing, outside on the deck, a sinister, Darth-Vader-breathing presence drew near. They placed a canister of sleeping gas on board. One by one, the Strawhats succumbed. (Including Brook, which was kind of weird, but Oda’s Universe, Oda’s Rules.)

For one minute, I thought Sanji might dodge the gas and there would be a grand return to the Sneaky Sanji running gag. But no. He opened the door, got a faceful of the gas, and almost, *almost* reached the DDM to call Luffy before passing out. Argh. Sanji was carted out with the rest by the strange, cycloptic yellow minions.

But Brook was left alone. I knew it! Ever since he was almost overlooked by Hordy’s goons on FMI, I figured Brook would be useful as a stealth agent. No one ever suspects the skeleton! I guess Sanji is in the limelight now. Now more sneaking around for him. Brook has taken over the mantle. Go, Brook!

The Strawhats are being taken to “The Master.” 

I am excited.

I love that these minions think that the “two humans, a cyborg and their pet” will not be missed by anyone. No one except the G-5 ship and an angry Vice-Admiral Smoker heading your way. >:D

Love how these two are tucking into lunch when the sea is literally on fire below them.

[little-owly]

Littles throwing tantrums because they're overwhelmed and overstimulated!!!! Too much is going on so all they can do is cry and cling and hope things stop. (TBH I picture Brian in this scenario because I love him)

AAAA YES, MY FAV GRUMP LITTLE TOO!!the office is a mess. the gr//umps working on a project and the due date is the next day. arin and danny running around trying to sort stuff out. ross and barry writing stuff down. vernon, suzy, and even holly are tapping away at computers -- trying to help.and poor brian is sulking alone at his desk, head in his hands as he tries to drown out the noise of everyone's activities, the brightness of the lights, the overcrowded mess of the office, the panicked feeling clouding over him. its too much, too much for him to process on top of the stress. he cant...deal wth it. the ever hazy cloudiness of headspace creeping in on him. slowly regressing--he gasps as he feels a hand on his shoulder, shaking him. looking up to see suzy."brian? you alright? you look-"brian sniffles as suzy sees tears forming. his cheeks going red. "brian? what happened? are you hurt-""n-need," he sniffles out, wanting to curl up in a ball and hide. not wanting to deal with anyone. heart pacing. suzy's face goes pale, ready to call for help. ready to rush brian into whatever he needs, "what do you need? need space? need the hospital? cmon, bri, gotta talk to me.""d-d-danny, need danny."suzy helps him up, still unsure of whats going on with brian. wanting nothing more than to stop whatever going on with him. brian shaking his head as suzy places her hands around his shoulders. guiding him to gru//mp room -- danny sitting alone at the couch as he looks up from his laptop."suzy -- whats the venue number we're, woah," danny stops, seeing an upset brian. "he just started freaking out and hunched over at his desk," she sighs, "he said he needs you -- is he okay? do we need to take him home or to the hospital?"danny knew exactly what was wrong, "no, it's...fine. i'll get him back as good as new," "okay...please tell me if theres anything i can do to help -- i can drive him home while we work.""okay, thanks suzy!!" he smiles at her as she leaves. danny locking the door and returning to brian. "hey bud? someone having too much stuffs out there?" brian nods, relaxing at danny's voice. grabby hands held out to him as danny smiles, sitting brian down with him, holding him in his lap."we're all such busy bees, bri." danny sighs, "just relax with daddy and we'll get you all calm. me, you, and the comfy couch.""p-promise?" brian asks in the tiniest voice. hiccuping as he snuggles into danny's shirt. danny wiping his tears."promise."brian lays there with danny. securely placing his thumb in his mouth and suckling for comfort. sniffling as he slowly calms down. "i really need to keep your paci in the office, bud." danny remarks as brian mumbles around his thumb."daddy sing?""want daddy to sing? hmm, okay, we can do that." he smiles, slowly humming as he rocks brian gently in his lap. humming away at a new melody he'd been working on. brian slowly closing his eyes, drifting to sleep as his daddy holds him. all those big bad noises, lights, and feelings melting away.

[justoneheist-blog]

Tagged by: @protegc

[COPY AND PASTE DON’T REBLOG]

name: Dru Gru nickname(s): D {Ooc: He has none in canon} age:  52 species:  Human

|| personal ||

religious belief:  None sins:  lust / greed / gluttony / sloth / pride / envy / wrath virtues: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice primary goals in life:  To become a great villain. languages known:  English, German secrets: He is a villain {Ooc: I don’t think that’s well kept} quirks: Loud, obnoxious, easily excited, no personal space, clingy, annoying, wimp savvies: Consuming food, socializing, picking locks, being exceptionally bad at everything

|| physical ||

height: 6′2 {Head canon} weight:  184 pounds scars/birthmarks:  N/A abilities/powers: His villain suit gives him various powers like invisibility and the ability to walk on walls. restrictions: Panic-prone, guileless, a big softy, stupid

|| favorites ||

favorite drink:  Tea and fizzy drinks favorite pizza topping:  Extra cheese {Ooc: He’s from Freedonia} favorite color:  White favorite music genre: Hip-hop, pop and dance favorite book genre: Do pop up books counts? favorite movie genre:  Action, Adventure and probably a good Chick-flick

favorite season:  Summer favorite butt type:  I don’t think he has one. favorite swear word: N/A favorite scent:  Vanilla favorite quote:  “A girl should be two things, Fabulous and Classy” ~ Coco Chanel

|| fun stuff ||

bottom or top:  If it ever happened, bottom. sings in the shower: Yes. likes bad puns:  He loves them. morality:  lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil build: slender / scrawny / bony / fit / athletic / herculean / baby-fat / pudgy / obese /other favorite food: Ice cream, meatballs, popcorn, lolly pops, most food is acceptable theme music: Hug me_ Trey Parker and Pharrell Williams

their opinion on the mun: “She’s nice I guess.”

tagging: @rcsae @superspywilde @blackstardiopside @vernarchangel @bendorama @zweetestsidekick

[unofficialrhettandlink]

all about dem fics

Cool person crackers4jenn did this fanfic meme a lil while ago, and I wanted to do it myself, so yeah! Time to procrastinate on homework~

Fandom Questions

1. What was the first fandom you got involved in? I suppose I was obsessed with Sonny with a Chance back in the day, and the Hunger Games was what made me realize that fandoms were a thing, but I think the first fandom that I would call myself a part of was the Legend of Korra fandom. 2. What is your latest fandom? Generally speaking, the YouTube fandom. But I think mainly the RandL fandom. 3. What is the best fandom you’ve ever been involved in? Honestly, the RandL fandom has been good to me. Maybe this is because the RandL fandom is the first fandom I feel I’ve tried to be a part of, and I actually interact with people. But also, so many people in the RandL community just seem really chill. It’s really refreshing to see. 4. Do you regret getting involved in any fandoms? Not really. Maybe the ph/andom, but I wouldn’t have called myself a true pha/ndom member back then. I just liked D&P, is all. 5. Which fandoms have you written fanfiction for? Ooh.... American Idol, LoK, RotBTD, Smo/sh, RandL, Pha/ndom, I’ve tried writing Sherlock...... I’m sure I’m missing a few. Pretty much all the content I’ve liked obsessively over the years, probably. 6. List your OTP from each fandom you’ve been involved in. I don’t think this post needs to be any longer than it already is, lol 7. List your NoTPs from each fandom you’ve been in. If I had to think of one, probably Mako/Bolin from LoK (they’re!! brothers!!!), but I never saw content for that pairing so it wasn’t really a problem. 8. How did you get involved in your latest fandom? tbh, I don’t even remember how I found RandL. I probably found one of their music videos quite a few years ago. But I would say it was only, like, one or two years ago when I started for searching for the RandL community on Tumblr. 9. What are the best things about your current fandoms? Like I said, everyone’s really chill and welcoming. I think a part of that has to do with the diversity of our fandom; the age range of the RandL community is pretty big! And there’s something about me being able to nonchalantly go on the blog of someone twenty years older than me, someone I’ve never met personally, and chat about two dorks on the Internet. Everyone’s funny and talented. I think a lot of Mythical Beasts are also very caring, and they have a good amount of self-restraint. 10. Is there a fandom you read fic from but don’t write in? Maybe Sherlock? I definitely did try writing fic for that show a couple times, but it didn’t work out lol. Also, Game Gru/mps, but I do remember writing one (1) Egoba/ng fic a while back.

Ship Questions for your Current Fandom

11. Who is your current OTP? It’s Rhi/nk, y’all 12. Who is your current OT3? I don’t believe I have one. 13. Any NoTPs? No, I don’t think so. 14. Go on, who are your BroTPs? Rhi/nk again, maybe Alex/Eddie or Alex/Mike. Stevie and RandL have a nice relationship, as well :) 15. Is there an obscure ship which you love? I really did like Alex/Eddie a while ago. I don’t think it was as forced as Mike/Alex is now, but now it’s not much of a ship anymore. 16. Are there any popular ships in your fandom which you dislike? Not really. I mean, I don’t even mind the idea of Mike/Alex being shipped together or whatever, I just don’t like how they invade GM/Mores sometimes........ or how in GMC they do pointless stuff unrelated to behind the scenes......... 17. Who was your first OTP and are they still your favorite? Those two tall dudes (again), and yes. 18. What ship have you written the most about? Rhi/nk, though I haven’t written as much as I want to. I haven’t written in a while, actually. Dang, now I really want to write something...... 19. Is there a ship which you wished you could get behind, but you just don’t feel them? No, there’s no ship that I want to like. 20. Any ships which you surprised yourself by liking? I suppose Rhi/nk. I wouldn’t let myself ship them at first because of the whole their married!!!!!!111 conundrum, but then I realized, y’know what? If RandL don’t mind shipping in the first place, and if they do all this gay shit unapologetically, then there’s nothing wrong with me liking their weird-ass friendship. Shipping is fun, damnit.

Author Questions

21. What was the first fanfic you wrote? Holy woah. I can’t remember off the top of my head, and I’m too lazy to go digging through my old journals, so I want to say either Sonny with a Chance, or a really cringey American Idol one. 22. Is there anything you regret writing? I don’t think so, because it only helped develop my skills up to this point. However, there is one or two things I’ve written that I might not have shared with others, at least not as much as I did...... 23. Name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of & explain why you like it. I will say that I do like my only fic on Archive atm, Firewatch. I’m proud that I got any comments or kudos, or heck, any hits. But there’s this one fic in my journal that I haven’t shared with anyone. It’s an angsty Rhi/nk fic based off the song Same Auld Lang Syne. I wrote it a couple years ago, and though it isn’t the best it could be, the finished product feels like some sort of an accomplishment, and I don’t know why. Maybe I just really like that song. 24. What fic do you desperately need to rewrite or edit? The one mentioned above. I mean, all my fics could use a lil (a lot) reworking, but I think I would feel extremely satisfied if I brought that one fic up to today’s standards. 25. What’s your popular fanfic? Firewatch. It’s the only one I’ve shared on Archive, to be fair. 26. How do you come up with your fanfic titles? I realize now that I either don’t title my fics, or I don’t come up with the titles. A lot of my writing has come from this 100 word list on ff.net, where I write something based off of a single word, and I use that word as the title. And as you can see, the title “Firewatch” isn’t all too original pshh 27. What do you hate more: Coming up with titles or writing summaries? Again, I haven’t had to do either quite a lot. Perhaps titles, because I struggle with practically wrapping an entire fic up in like, four words. 28. If someone were to draw a piece of fanart for your story, which story would it be and what would the picture be of? Thought a lot of fanart (and even a Vine or two) has inspired the making of Firewatch, it would a-MAZ-ing!! if someone drew something for that fic. I think I might just like RandL in gross camping gear while being surrounded by nature. Probable aesthetic. 29. Do you have a beta reader? Why/why not? Not for my fics, no. I’ve only posted two real fics online. I never really considered having a beta reader, but maybe the only thing that would hold me back now is fear. 30. What inspires you to write? Everything, honestly. I find ideas everywhere, from the content I watch, to the photos and edits on social media, to the people I see at the grocery store. Like seriously. I also learn a lot from the fic-writers online, whose ideas and styles are so amazing that I can’t help but emulate them in my personal writing. It’s the same way you trace art for practice. I know the people around me can teach me a lot, and the fact that I can only improve my writing is pretty motivating. 31. What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing? This has nothing to do with fics, but earlier this school year, my friend peer revised my narrative essay, and she told me it was the best thing she’s ever read, and that I wrote the story exactly the way I would tell it. Though I know both statements were exaggerations, I loved how amazed she seemed by my writing. I especially loved that she could feel my personality and style through my writing. 32. Do you listen to music when you write or does music inspire you? If so, which band or genre of music does it for you? Music inspires me on many occasions, but there’s not one band or genre that inspires me the most. 33. Do you write oneshots, multi-chapter fics, or huuuuuge fics? I’ve written all three, but I mostly do oneshots, or at least attempt a oneshot. 34. What’s the word count on your longest fic? Oh dang, I’m actually not sure what my longest fic is. I have a 30k fic on Google Drive. There are three other long fics in my journals, all of them filling at least twenty pages each. 35. Do you write drabbles? If so, what do you normally write them about? Uh, yeah, though I’ve never mentally called them drabbles for some reason. They’re mostly extended headcanons. 36. What’s your favorite genre to write? Angst or humor/fluff, maybe? 37. First person or third person - what do you write in and why? Third person. I used to write only in first person way back when I first started writing for fun. I realized that third person sounded more professional, and that it was a lot easier than switching POVs throughout a fic. 38. Do you use established characters or do you create OCs? Canon. Unless I don’t remember someone’s name, then I’m just like, “Screw it, insert [Sheila] or something.” 39. What is your greatest strength as a writer? I would say my commitment. Not in the sense of finishing fics, but in writing everything to the best of my abilities. 40. What do you struggle with the most in your writing? Cliches, probably. Or the speed at which I write. 41. List and link 5 fanfics you are currently reading. I’m not reading any WIPs atm, nor do I feel like digging through my iPod bookmarks right now, so I’ll just not answer this one, whoops. 42. List and link to 5 fanfiction authors who are amazing. Note: not all of these are RandL-related!

1. Isra 2. cockymclaughlin 3. lovelyrhink 4. holmessexual-subtext 5. keenveins 43. Is there anyone in your fandom who really inspires you? Yes, but they don’t know me, heh. I always really admired @goodmythicalevening for how nice they are to everyone and how passionate they are. Love their art, too! 44. What ship do you feel needs more attention? The smaller ships of Polygru/mps, the non-Ego/bang ones. Or the Pewds ones that don’t involve Cry. 45. What is your all time favorite fanfic? Holy heck. It’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read, but We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by geordielover on Archive. It’s a Johnlo/ck fic, post-Reichenbach fall. It’s written so well, y’all. And again: so, so sad. 46. If someone were to read one of your fanfics, which fic would you recommend to them and why? Firewatch, because it’s the better of the two that’s posted on the Internet, and also because it’s not too shippy, so I feel like anyone who appreciates RandL’s friendship could enjoy it. 47. Archive Of Our Own, Fanfiction.net, or Tumblr - where do you prefer to post and why? Archive. Feels more organized and more professional than the other two. 48. Do you leave reviews when you read fanfiction? Why/why not? Rarely, though I really should leave reviews on the ones that I really like. Sometimes on Tumblr you’ll see my gushing in the tags, so those are sort of my reviews. But whenever I’m on Archive or something, I usually don’t know what to say other than “omg that was dang good ahhhhh” 49. Do you care if people comment/reblog your writing? Why/why not? I won’t be too sad if my writing gets zero attention, maybe because I’m so used to having no one look at it in the first place. But it means the world to me if someone does leave a comment or reblog! 50. How did you get into reading and/or writing fanfiction? Hunger Games. I watched the movie when it came out and was like, “Katniss and Peeta... I like them together.” And after a few Google searches, ff.net was at my fingertips and ready for reading. 51. Rant or gush about one thing you love or hate in the world of fanfiction! Go! The people who write fanfiction are amazing!! They put so much time into this one thing just to share it with the world for free, and the amount of bravery and generosity they have is admirable!! Good job, fic writers, drabble writers, headcanon writers, poets, and everyone else who writes fan content!! Your work is art, too!!!

[thedesperatehousehusband]

It’s the Super Bowel. Or Bowl....

It’s finally time for that most American of events. The Super Bowl. Pitting the Kansas City Chiefs against the San Francisco 49ers. I don’t really care who wins but Kansas City hasn’t played in a Super Bowl in 50 years so I’m rooting for them even though that Jimmy Garapolo is very, very, very attractive while Patrick Mahomes doesn’t do much for me.

Let’s talk pre-show. Yolanda Adams was lovely during America the Beautiful. Demi Lovato sang the shit out of the national anthem. She’s a talent and I like that she is very open and vulnerable about her issues and problems.

Shifting to commericals…..

·       Secret – Let’s Fight Inequality. It’s strong. It works. I dig it.

·       McDonald’s – All the favorite orders of celebs was great. Because who doesn’t love McDonald’s? If you don’t love McDonald’s, the commies win.

·       NFL 100 – I don’t know if this was a spot or if this was a pre-game video but whatever it was it was amazing. 100% loved it. That kid who ran onto the field was the HAPPIEST kid in the W-O-R-L-D!

·       Fast & Furious 9 – Who gives a fuck?

·       Quibi – What is Quibi? That spot was heinous. What a fucking waste of money.

·       Tide – The stains can wait. I don’t love it but I am appreciative of the pull through from P&G. It seems to be their Super Bowl thing. They’ve just focused on this idea that the stain can wait the whole game. I love Charlie Day and Emily Hampshire from Schitt’s Creek is a hoot but do people know who they are? I mean run of the mill Americans watching the Super Bowl. It feels a little niche with the casting.

·       Wal-Mart Pickup – I hate to say it because Wal-Mart is the devil but that was a good spot.

·       Black Widow – I’m into it plus it features Florence Pugh and after Little Women I am in love with her.

·       Rocket Mortgage – Clever, clever, clever. I like the Jason Momoa gag and closing with Lisa Bonet was an additional level of meta clever. Maybe too meta?

·       Porsche – Terrible.

·       Snickers – This is my favorite spot so far. Hilarious. Luis Guzman is a riot. A damn riot.

·       Hulu with Tom Brady – Not today, Satan. Not today. What a douche.

·       Mountain Dew Zero Sugar – If there’s no sugar, what’s in it? Crank? Mountain Dew is garbage. Regardless of Bryan Cranston and Tracee Ellis-Ross, that shit ain’t good.

·       SquareSpace – Winona, MN. We’ve done this whole Fargo send up before. For like 20 years. I’d rather see jokes about Amy Klobuchar bringing a hot dish casserole to a fundraiser potluck.

·       New York Life – I really was into this until it was for New York Life.

·       Fanduel – Bullshit.

·       Hyundai Sonata – John Krasinski, Rachel Dratch and Chris Evans ALL IN ONE PLACE. This is a close second to the Snickers commercial.

·       Cheetos Popcorn – You can’t touch this. So, so, so smart and such a funny spot. New favorite.

·       Olay Regernist – I want to like this one but it was silly AND heavy-handed. That’s hard to accomplish but not in a good way.

·       Michelob Ultra – Gimme a break. They’re giving donations to organic farmers to grow shit for Mich Ultra? Lord….don’t pee off the roof and tell me it’s raining.

·       Avocados from Mexico – Pretty funny and who doesn’t love a moment with Molly Ringwald? No one. Similar to McDonald’s, if you don’t like Molly Ringwald??? The commies win.

·       Hard Rock Hotel – Ugh. What a waste of J. Lo and A-Rod. Why, oh, why did they have to bring in DJ Khalid? I just don’t understand why he’s a thing.

·       Pringles – Rancid.

·       TurboTax – I want to like this but I just don’t think I can. All people are tax people? I dunno. It’s not like anyone wants to pay taxes.

·       Tide – Still with the laundry later. It’s a smart approach.

·       Genesis SUV – John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are quickly become America’s couple, no? I liked it.

·       Coca-Cola Energy – What’s up with Jonah Hill? He looks like shit on a shingle. Martin Scorsese looks fine and he’s nearly 80. The same cannot be said for Jonah Hill.

·       Planter’s – I KNEW IT. I knew the death of Mr. Peanut was a part of something else. Super, super smart. Not sure it’s worth the investment or whether or not it will drive sales but VERY smart.

·       James Bond No Time to Die – Like Black Widow, I’m into it.

·       Google – Fuck me. That poor man trying to remember Loretta. We sobbed.

·       Sabra Hummus – This is how I mus? I don’t think so.

·       Verizon – Awful.

·       Pop Tarts – Jonathan Van Ness hawking Pop Tarts? I don’t get the connection.

·       Hummer – An electric Hummer? If I had a dollar……

·       Minions: The Rise of Gru – I’m NOT into it.

·       Saint Archer – What the fuck?

·       Wal-Mart – The pickup spot was waaaay better. Thank god. I though Wal-Mart was stepping up their marketing. They are not. Still crap.

Halftime show. Folks, I’ve had a on again, off again relationship with J. Lo. Right now, it’s on again. I am really digging her at the moment. Not sure that Shakira actually sang a note but whatevs. It was a solid show with the emphasis on the show. No one is expecting to witness a “Grammy” moment at the Super Bowl. Just do your hits. Bring the fireworks and wheel the set off the field.

This game is actually quite good.

·       Sodastream – Mars Water or Mark’s Water? Funny shit.

·       Hunter’s on Amazon Prime – Ummmmmm. What is this show? We’s a-gonna be watching that. Holy shit.

·       Pepsi Zero Sugar – You know what’s stupid? Pepsi invoking Coke colors and iconography. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

·       Heinz – Pretty OK.

·       Bud Light Seltzer – Post Malone is probably the right spokesperson for this particular product but it sure doesn’t speak to me.

·       Little Caesar’s – Meh.

·       Doritos – No.

·       Kia – Not terrible. Not great. Not the reaction you want after dropping 4 million for 30 seconds.

·       Turkish Airlines – Pretty smart but where can you actually find Turkish Airlines in the US? New York, Atlanta, Chicago? Where else? I’m not ever getting onto a Turkish Airlines plane from Indy.

·       Reese’s Take 5 – I really enjoyed this spot. Funny stuff.

·       Tide – Now with Wonder Woman and Charlie Day. It’s a solid campaign.

·       Alexa – Good stuff with Ellen and Portia. Do you think that everyone understands they’re married? I still wonder if Linda, Donna and Brenda from middle America actually get that they’re a couple and not just friends.

·       Michelob Ultra – The Jimmy Fallon and John Cena spot was pretty funny.

·       Xfinity – Terrible.

·       Nissan Rogue – This is not a new spot. I’ve already seen it. Don’t waste our time on old creative. So stupid.

·       Toyota Highlander – I wanted to like it but it was just too much.

·       Disney+ - All this new Marvel content makes me a little excited.

·       Discover No then Yes – I didn’t hate it but you kind of need to be paying attention. It happened quickly.

·       T-Mobile – Anthony Anderson’s real-life Mama. In the club. With cell service. Not bad but also a bit of cheap joke.

·       Budweiser – Typical American. Cheap.

·       P&G – Why?

·       Microsoft – This is how you extend your creative. They introduced their Katie Sowers spots a few weeks and NOW they’ve cut something new and made it about the Super Bowl. Solid.

·       Jeep Rubicon – SMARTEST AD IN THE SUPER BOWL. Loved it. Billy Murry reenacting Groundhog Day the movie on Groundhog Day the DAY to drive a Jeep over and over? Inspired.

·       Tide – We’ve wrapped it up with a clean shirt, everyone’s older and now with a dirty sweater. What started as not my favorite has turned into a solid outing by Tide.

·       Audi – So stupid. What the fuck was even happening?

Side note. Kyle Shanahan is 40. He also knows how to rock a hat. Hubba hubba. Also, this game continues to be quite exciting.

Great job, Chiefs! Fun, fun game.

[imastrangeone98]

Complicated

(A/N: for all my shit about writing stories... here I am writing another (mini) story XD this takes place during the dmc3 manga and actual dmc3)

I don't think this is gonna go down very well. On another note, I headcanon that Vergil is secretly clingy and touchstarved, but he's much less willing to show it in dmc 3

Pain. Resentment. Drive.

These were the words that Faith would use to describe the boy who called himself Vergil. The walking controversy.

He was someone who hid his heart deep in his chest, yet radiated so much hate that it festered in the air. He was someone who never talked about his past, yet it defined every piece of his being, down to the darkness of his soul.

He was someone who held the world at a distance, yet secretly clung to those daring enough to stay with him.

In the end, she guessed that that was really the only thing he wanted. Someone who would stay with him.

Even now, while he was reading a heavy book in the ancient library while she sat nearby, he sent an occasional glance her way, as if to make sure she hadn't disappeared on him.

...Another word suddenly came to mind.

Loneliness.

[...]

The new man, Arkham, set everything on edge, including their already tepid friendship. If she could even call it that.

...What was their relationship?

Was it a bond for survival? Was it an exchange of strength- her angelic blood for his demonic protection?

Or was it a last-ditch effort at companionship? To find someone, anyone, that wouldn't leave no matter how dire the circumstances?

She didn't know. And currently, she was too afraid to ask.

Because Vergil was silent. Nothing good came when he was silent. It didn't help that he was feeling conflicted about something, but she had no idea why.

She swallowed the lump in her throat. "...Vergil?"

His eyes flickered towards hers, but he made not even the slightest hint of movement.

"Are you alright?"

The icy blue of his gaze was frigid. "...Yes."

"But you don't feel alright."

It was only when the words left her lips that she knew she made a mistake. The air around them turned cold, just like the intense burn she felt between her eyes where he stared at her.

"And what does that mean?"

She flinched. He wasn't happy. "N- nothing."

He clicked his tongue, his wordless answer clear in her mind:

Don't ask useless questions.

[...]

It had been months since that tense encounter. Vergil had avoided her since, leaving at sunrise and returning long past nightfall to unravel the mystery of what he referred to as the Temen-ni-Gru.

Faith didn't like the sound of it: a key to unlocking the demonic realm and releasing its unholy inhabitants. But who was she to judge him? She wasn't a friend, and most certainly not his lover.

But one night made her question everything. Because unlike most others, he came to her first.

The cold brush of his fingers on her shoulder was what roused her to turn slightly and look at him.

He stared back at her, and what she saw in his face... wasn't happy.

His touch drifted upward, grazing her cheek. When he spoke, it was a soft whisper.

"Do you trust me?" he asked her.

This didn't feel right. Everything about him radiated something she never once associated with the so-called Son of Sparda.

Fear.

"...Yes," she replied, carefully keeping an eye on him as she covered his hand with her own.

He winced slightly, but made no motion to pull away. The crease in his eyebrows lessened just slightly.

"Everything I do, I do it for you," Vergil murmured cryptically, stroking her hair.

Her eyes widened. "What...?"

"Don't leave me. No matter what. Promise me."

The fear was back with a vengeance, and it made her nose crinkle. What was wrong? What made him so nervous?

"Promise me," he repeated, his tone growing more insistent.

Faith yielded. "I promise."

With a muted breath, he sat on the side of her mattress, the springs creaking under his weight. Now that he was closer to her, the scent of mint wafted in her nose. The fear he radiated began to dissipate, replaced with a sweeter feeling of relief.

He continued to stroke her hair, but he said no more.

And before she drifted into the darkness, she thought she heard Vergil whisper, "Sleep, my love."

...If only she knew what was coming.

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A/N: hmm.... this is garbage XD

Edit: read part 2! :D

[ivankahasbeentreatedsounfairly]

“My colleagues might think it’s OK that the Russians offered dirt on the Democratic candidate for president as part of what’s described as the Russian government’s effort to help the Trump campaign. You might think that’s OK.

“My colleagues might think it’s OK that when that was offered to the son of the president, who had a pivotal role in the campaign, that the president’s son did not call the FBI; he did not adamantly refuse that foreign help – no, instead that son said that he would ‘love’ the help with the Russians.

“You might think it’s OK that he took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that Paul Manafort, the campaign chair, someone with great experience running campaigns, also took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that the president’s son-in-law also took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that they concealed it from the public. You might think it’s OK that their only disappointment after that meeting was that the dirt they received on Hillary Clinton wasn’t better. You might think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that when it was discovered, a year later, that they then lied about that meeting and said that it was about adoptions. You might think that it’s OK that it was reported that the president helped dictate that lie. You might think that’s OK. I don’t.

“You might think it’s OK that the campaign chairman of a presidential campaign would offer information about that campaign to a Russian oligarch in exchange for money or debt forgiveness. You might think that’s OK, I don’t.

“You might think it’s OK that that campaign chairman offered polling data to someone linked to Russian intelligence. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that the president himself called on Russia to hack his opponent’s emails, if they were listening. You might think it’s OK that later that day, in fact, the Russians attempted to hack a server affiliated with that campaign. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that the president’s son-in-law sought to establish a secret back channel of communication with the Russians through a Russian diplomatic facility. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that an associate of the president made direct contact with the GRU through Guccifer 2.0 and WikiLeaks, that is considered a hostile intelligence agency. You might think it’s OK that a senior campaign official was instructed to reach that associate and find out what that hostile intelligence agency had to say in terms of dirt on his opponent.

“You might think it’s OK that the national security adviser designate secretly conferred with the Russian ambassador about undermining U.S. sanctions, and you might think it’s OK that he lied about it to the FBI.

“You might say that’s all OK, that’s just what you need to do to win. But I don’t think it’s OK. I don’t think it’s OK. I think it’s immoral, I think it’s unethical, I think it’s unpatriotic and, yes, I think it’s corrupt – and evidence of collusion.”

“Now I have always said that the question of whether this amounts to proof of conspiracy was another matter. Whether the special counsel could prove beyond a reasonable doubt the proof of that crime would be up to the special counsel, and I would accept his decision, and I do. He’s a good and honorable man, and he is a good prosecutor.

“But I do not think that conduct, criminal or not, is OK. And the day we do think that’s OK is the day we will look back and say that is the day that America lost its way.”

“And I will tell you one more thing that is apropos of the hearing today: I don’t think it’s OK that during a presidential campaign Mr. Trump sought the Kremlin’s help to consummate a real estate deal in Moscow that would make him a fortune – according to the special counsel, hundreds of millions of dollars. I don’t think it’s OK to conceal it from the public. I don’t think it’s OK that he advocated a new and more favorable policy towards the Russians even as he was seeking the Russians’ help, the Kremlin’s help to make money. I don’t think it’s OK that his attorney lied to our committee. There is a different word for that than collusion, and it’s called ‘compromise.’

“And that is the subject of our hearing today.”

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.)

[ivankahasbeentreatedsounfairly]

“My colleagues might think it’s OK that the Russians offered dirt on the Democratic candidate for president as part of what’s described as the Russian government’s effort to help the Trump campaign. You might think that’s OK.

“My colleagues might think it’s OK that when that was offered to the son of the president, who had a pivotal role in the campaign, that the president’s son did not call the FBI; he did not adamantly refuse that foreign help – no, instead that son said that he would ‘love’ the help with the Russians.

“You might think it’s OK that he took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that Paul Manafort, the campaign chair, someone with great experience running campaigns, also took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that the president’s son-in-law also took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that they concealed it from the public. You might think it’s OK that their only disappointment after that meeting was that the dirt they received on Hillary Clinton wasn’t better. You might think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that when it was discovered, a year later, that they then lied about that meeting and said that it was about adoptions. You might think that it’s OK that it was reported that the president helped dictate that lie. You might think that’s OK. I don’t.

“You might think it’s OK that the campaign chairman of a presidential campaign would offer information about that campaign to a Russian oligarch in exchange for money or debt forgiveness. You might think that’s OK, I don’t.

“You might think it’s OK that that campaign chairman offered polling data to someone linked to Russian intelligence. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that the president himself called on Russia to hack his opponent’s emails, if they were listening. You might think it’s OK that later that day, in fact, the Russians attempted to hack a server affiliated with that campaign. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that the president’s son-in-law sought to establish a secret back channel of communication with the Russians through a Russian diplomatic facility. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that an associate of the president made direct contact with the GRU through Guccifer 2.0 and WikiLeaks, that is considered a hostile intelligence agency. You might think it’s OK that a senior campaign official was instructed to reach that associate and find out what that hostile intelligence agency had to say in terms of dirt on his opponent.

“You might think it’s OK that the national security adviser designate secretly conferred with the Russian ambassador about undermining U.S. sanctions, and you might think it’s OK that he lied about it to the FBI.

“You might say that’s all OK, that’s just what you need to do to win. But I don’t think it’s OK. I don’t think it’s OK. I think it’s immoral, I think it’s unethical, I think it’s unpatriotic and, yes, I think it’s corrupt – and evidence of collusion.”

“Now I have always said that the question of whether this amounts to proof of conspiracy was another matter. Whether the special counsel could prove beyond a reasonable doubt the proof of that crime would be up to the special counsel, and I would accept his decision, and I do. He’s a good and honorable man, and he is a good prosecutor.

“But I do not think that conduct, criminal or not, is OK. And the day we do think that’s OK is the day we will look back and say that is the day that America lost its way.”

“And I will tell you one more thing that is apropos of the hearing today: I don’t think it’s OK that during a presidential campaign Mr. Trump sought the Kremlin’s help to consummate a real estate deal in Moscow that would make him a fortune – according to the special counsel, hundreds of millions of dollars. I don’t think it’s OK to conceal it from the public. I don’t think it’s OK that he advocated a new and more favorable policy towards the Russians even as he was seeking the Russians’ help, the Kremlin’s help to make money. I don’t think it’s OK that his attorney lied to our committee. There is a different word for that than collusion, and it’s called ‘compromise.’

“And that is the subject of our hearing today.”

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.)

[ivankahasbeentreatedsounfairly]

“My colleagues might think it’s OK that the Russians offered dirt on the Democratic candidate for president as part of what’s described as the Russian government’s effort to help the Trump campaign. You might think that’s OK.

“My colleagues might think it’s OK that when that was offered to the son of the president, who had a pivotal role in the campaign, that the president’s son did not call the FBI; he did not adamantly refuse that foreign help – no, instead that son said that he would ‘love’ the help with the Russians.

“You might think it’s OK that he took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that Paul Manafort, the campaign chair, someone with great experience running campaigns, also took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that the president’s son-in-law also took that meeting. You might think it’s OK that they concealed it from the public. You might think it’s OK that their only disappointment after that meeting was that the dirt they received on Hillary Clinton wasn’t better. You might think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that when it was discovered, a year later, that they then lied about that meeting and said that it was about adoptions. You might think that it’s OK that it was reported that the president helped dictate that lie. You might think that’s OK. I don’t.

“You might think it’s OK that the campaign chairman of a presidential campaign would offer information about that campaign to a Russian oligarch in exchange for money or debt forgiveness. You might think that’s OK, I don’t.

“You might think it’s OK that that campaign chairman offered polling data to someone linked to Russian intelligence. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that the president himself called on Russia to hack his opponent’s emails, if they were listening. You might think it’s OK that later that day, in fact, the Russians attempted to hack a server affiliated with that campaign. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that the president’s son-in-law sought to establish a secret back channel of communication with the Russians through a Russian diplomatic facility. I don’t think that’s OK.

“You might think it’s OK that an associate of the president made direct contact with the GRU through Guccifer 2.0 and WikiLeaks, that is considered a hostile intelligence agency. You might think it’s OK that a senior campaign official was instructed to reach that associate and find out what that hostile intelligence agency had to say in terms of dirt on his opponent.

“You might think it’s OK that the national security adviser designate secretly conferred with the Russian ambassador about undermining U.S. sanctions, and you might think it’s OK that he lied about it to the FBI.

“You might say that’s all OK, that’s just what you need to do to win. But I don’t think it’s OK. I don’t think it’s OK. I think it’s immoral, I think it’s unethical, I think it’s unpatriotic and, yes, I think it’s corrupt – and evidence of collusion.”

“Now I have always said that the question of whether this amounts to proof of conspiracy was another matter. Whether the special counsel could prove beyond a reasonable doubt the proof of that crime would be up to the special counsel, and I would accept his decision, and I do. He’s a good and honorable man, and he is a good prosecutor.

“But I do not think that conduct, criminal or not, is OK. And the day we do think that’s OK is the day we will look back and say that is the day that America lost its way.”

“And I will tell you one more thing that is apropos of the hearing today: I don’t think it’s OK that during a presidential campaign Mr. Trump sought the Kremlin’s help to consummate a real estate deal in Moscow that would make him a fortune – according to the special counsel, hundreds of millions of dollars. I don’t think it’s OK to conceal it from the public. I don’t think it’s OK that he advocated a new and more favorable policy towards the Russians even as he was seeking the Russians’ help, the Kremlin’s help to make money. I don’t think it’s OK that his attorney lied to our committee. There is a different word for that than collusion, and it’s called ‘compromise.’

“And that is the subject of our hearing today.���

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.)