i just had a drink that took my virginity and it was from a place called 'slutty icees'
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they gave me tweezers for my gay bacon can more food products pls pls do this
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I planted strawberries today:3 because my dumb ass unaware father cut them off while mowing the garden
WOAAHHH a suitable climate for strawberry cultivation? certainly satisfactory!
my condolences for the fallen. i pray your current batch shall grow to be big and strong (and tasty)
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Frat boy childe looks so hot for what
(art by @anta_baka00 on twitter!)
i’m purring i’m meowing i want him so fucking bad dear lord… ‘0 bitches’ girl i am right here!! i am his bitch!! i want him so bad…
frat boy childe has my heart in a chokehold he’s so fucking fine. i want to makeout with him in front of the other frat members. super bowl? who cares when i’m boutta give him super HEAD!!
thank you for this delicious gift i love you (〃ω〃)
anta_baka00 on twitter!!
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I just ate in n out and it was very nummy
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errmmm uhh ehemmm hhhai :3 i need.attentioN!!!!@ pwettyt plwease!!!! or eslside i erm.. explode!!!!
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I love you, I love your stories, and I wish you all the best, your well-being is so freaking important, please take care <3
Awwww thank you so much anon! You guys are so so sweet. Sometimes I can’t believe I have you guys supporting me and my works, its really a lot and I appreciate it <3
Also too late on the well-being. As I have said in the last post: I fell down the stairs, lmao.
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this man has GYATT to be the most sloppy man in the world EVER. when he makes out with you it’s so sloppy there’s spit dripping down both of your chins, his tongue is gliding through your mouth like he’s mapping the damn thing out cause he just needs you so bad that he doesn’t care how messy he gets; he actually prefers the messiness, it proves that your his.
don’t get me started on the head this man is the MUNCH MASTER!!!!! MUNCHING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! yeah he gives you the best, sloppiest head known to man, again, using his tongue to map out your cunt OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH he makes the fuck out with your pussy HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH OM NOM YUMMY NUMMY
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