#YogaHosers

[h0wi1e]

That primal scream therapy is definitely for Wallace and you can't convince me otherwise.

[electronuke]

Well, it seems we've lost Kevin Conroy recently, the iconic voice of Batman since Batman: The Animated Series. His unique voice was as unique as it got without the silly guttural effect of Christian Bale's. His unceasing devotion to the character since the early '90s will never be forgotten. The same can't be said about his side role in Max Payne 2 or his cameo in Yogahosers. Didn't know either of those happened, did you? He looked just as confused and annoyed as he should've in the latter.

[supermarcey]

The Tubi Tuesdays Podcast Episode 109 – Yoga Hosers (2016)

The Tubi Tuesdays Podcast Episode 109 – Yoga Hosers (2016) #TubiTuesdays #Podcast #KevinSmith #YogaHosers

The Tubi Tuesdays Podcast Episode 109 Yoga Hosers (2016) Kollin’s Pick Download HERE https://supermarcey.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/the-tubi-tuesdays-podcast-episode-109-e28093-yoga-hosers-2016.mp3 Welcome to our podcast series from The Super Network and Pop4D called Tubi Tuesdays Podcast! This podcast series is focused on discovering and doing commentaries/watch a longs for films found on the…

[spectacularizm]

Shitpost Status 2: Nerd Emoji

More stuff about me except this time it's MOVIES AND SHOWS I LIKE YIPPEE Not only do I like every single adaptation of All Quiet, but I Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove every frickin movie out there of Godzilla, I not only LOVE every Godzilla movie but OWN every Godzilla movie. I also own plentiful amounts of Godzilla merchandise, aswell as video games and even signed/autographed prints. Uhhh I used to be pretty big into The Office (Both the UK and US versions) but that's sort of worn down by now, still like it though. Favourite characters are Dwight, Jim, Gareth, and Andy. I'm a Warrior Cats enjoyer yes I know cringe but like no because Warrior Cats gotta be my fave book series in all of existence and what's not to love about kewl emo cats!?!?! That being said this is pretty useless but I REALLY like cats like I'm a cat person to the point where it should be a mental illness because I LOVE CATS and without cats I would die and I would not want to exist in a world without cats (I own 4 cats) and my favourite breed is the hairless cat because PINK ALIEN CAT BINGUS All Quiet obsessor but hey that's obvious!!! One of these days I'll get Felix to notice me smh Similar to Warrior Cats, I like Lackadaisy too, the pilot was AMAZING and I've read the entire webcomic thoroughly and I can say it is very much worth the read!! As a history geek, too, it's very intriguing with all the accuracies to the 20's!! I sooooorta like Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel?? It's pretty on/off tbh. Last couple of episodes have been great, I love the unique demon species and designs, I just hate the fandom, and the creator has a lot of drama around her, so I'm iffy. 90 Day Fiancee binge-watcher. Absolutely HILARIOUS drama on there. Y'all know Big Ed? C'mon, you gotta know Big Ed. White Chicks is my comfort movie and Idk why but it's great it's awesome and it's mildly offensive but it's funny I don't know how to explain it without seeming... controversial.

I love HTTYD. Except for the new one. Guilty Team America enjoyer. Guilty Goodboys enjoyer. Guilty Mallrats enjoyer. Guilty Jay and Silent Bob enjoyer. Guilty Yogahosers enjoyer. Guilty Jojo Rabbit enjoyer. I LOVE ZOOLANDER!!! BIG Comfort movie. I like dinosaurs teehee Jurassic World/Park lover teehee

I like Marvel n the MCU too (Hawkeye the best frfr) A really disturbing trippy movie I LOVED that is based on a real dude and a real story is Fear & Loathing: Las Vegas Also I dabble in horror movies a bit, E.G Clockwork Orange, The Mist, IT, Scream, Halloween, Terrifier.. I watched Boy in the Striped Pajamas.......... traumatizing experience... do not recommend for the light-hearted.... or anyone, for that matter. okay this is becoming too long now so Imma say this as my final message I LOVE 70's/80's/90's SHOWS!!! Like Soap, Fantasy Island, Red Dwarf (THE BEST.), The Waltons, Frasier, Cheerz aaand it's not an older show but it's based IN those times, The Goldbergs. THINGY: I am PRAYING. TO. GOD. That Felix or SOMEBODY will let us know if he's gonna be in another movie soon because I NEED TO KNOW AND I NEED TO SEE IT GRGRGRGRGRGGRYREHHAJNDAKJMDKJ Okay thats it bye might make more of these idk ily all no homo

[holsteinshops]

Leggings Damen Gefütterte Thermoleggins Fleece High Waist Leggins mit Taschen Warm Winter Sportleggins Lang Strumpfhosen Yogahose Laufhose Bauchkontrolle.

Leggings Damen Gefütterte Thermoleggins Fleece High Waist Leggins mit Taschen Warm Winter Sportleggins Lang Strumpfhosen Yogahose Laufhose Bauchkontrolle.

[switcher-respect]

Meine Yogahose sagte mir, ich solle ins Fitnessstudio gehen, aber meine Jogginghose sagte: "Nein, du bist gut". 🇩🇪 Mon pantalon de yoga m'a dit d'aller à la salle de gym, mais mon pantalon de survêtement était comme "Nah, vous êtes bien". 🇫🇷 My yoga pants told me to go to the gym, but my sweatpants were like "Nah, you’re good" 🇬🇧

[chogrin]

RVSP now at https://art.sideshow.com/previews/kevin-smith-guru-askew-fine-art-print #chogrin #sideshowartprints #sideshowcollectibles #chogrinart #viewaskewniverse #viewaskew #chogrinartprint #kevinsmith #guruaskew #guruaskewanatomy #anatomyprint #anatomy #filmography #pwp14 #masteroftheviewaskewniverse #yogahosers #bratzi #wunderbar #quickstop #quickstopgroceries #bluntman #jayandsilentbob #bluntmanandchronic #batmanears #batman (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUKsAadFD8i/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cinematekatv]

Йоганутые / Yoga Hosers - Abbolita, Destro Films - США - 2015 - #Йоганутые #YogaHosers #КевинСмит #ТомасЭшли #ДжошуаБачов #ЛилиРоузДепп #ХарлиКуиннСмит #АдамБроуди #ХарлиМоренштейн #Abbolita #DestroFilms #США #Ужасы #Фэнтези #CinematekaTv >> https://bit.ly/3hXKIvl .............................................. http://cinemateka.tv

[pernilleoe]

The @yogahosers piece I did for @thatkevinsmith and @ralphgarman’s #hollywoodbabbleon. #girlsinanimation #drawing #yogahosers #fanart

[thesmithsrock]

Added #HarleyQuinnSmith to my #YogaHosers #Vinyl #Soundtrack and #Comicbook she joins her dad #KevinSmith & #TonyHale .. #Autographs #ComicBooks #LP #ColoredVinyl #ColorVinyl #PinkVinyl #Records

[thecraggus]

To mark the upcoming 50th birthday of @thatkevinsmith, The Craggus is embarking on a journey across the #ViewAskewniverse and beyond with a Kevin Smith movie review published every day at 4:20pm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only on thecraggus.com. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #Clerks #Mallrats #ChasingAmy #Dogma #JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack #JerseyGirl #ClerksII #ZackAndMiriMakeAPorno #CopOut #RedState #Tusk #YogaHosers #JayAndSilentBobReboot #KevinSmith #NewJersey #ViewAskew #SnoochieBoochies https://www.instagram.com/p/CC3dGE8lOfy/?igshid=18yfm4t7x0v2n

[witterent]

This VHS order is going to make a VCR somewhere happy to be alive 📼🖤📺 . Together with @brokehorrorfan and awesome companies, we’ve put some of the most badass horror and genre films back onto official VHS tape. In just a short time we’ll have some splendid news for you, tapeheads and horror collectors! . In the meantime, Victor Crowley, Director’s Cut, Portals, Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich, Patchwork, Survival of the Film Freaks (almost gone), Extremity, Yoga Hosers, All the Creatures Were Stirring, and Red Christmas are still available until they’re not 🤘 . #vhs #videostore #vhstape #horrorvhs #feedyourvcr #vhsvideo #tapeheads #vhsmovies #victorcrowley #puppetmasterthelittlestreich #yogahosers #allthecreatureswerestirring #patchworkmovie #survivalofthefilmfreaks #extremitymovie #brokehorrorfan #fangoria #adamrifkin #vhsforever #horrorcollectibles https://www.instagram.com/p/B8hO2RLFN5o/?igshid=16eq14vyc5etr

[argocitycosplay]

Seriously? Yoga Hosers on Blu-ray at the dollar store? #DollarTree #KevinSmith #YogaHosers #I’dBuyThatForADollar https://www.instagram.com/p/B61fojCjisN/?igshid=i1uwktjbnxca

[shanthecan]

So glad to finally meet @harleyquinnsmith . I actually named my Daughter after her but switched it up alittle and Ofcourse Harley Quinn #dccomics She did an Awesome job in #jayandsilentbobreboot and I loved #yogahosers can't wait to see her band some day #kevinsmith aka #stealbob (at Jay and Silent Bob Private Stash) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Aeepcl6bS9T7FeBhYqqw35HqBxuAEGbmr8os0/?igshid=1wh002n2hwu7e

[roncopper]

#8 - Yoga Hosers Year - 2016 Plot - Two 10th grade girls, each named Colleen, get invited to a 12th grade party. What could go wrong? My Review - what could go wrong? So much... this is one of the few examples of Canadian Exploitation horrors that seemed to work. It takes place in the same universe as Tusk, and they keep reminding you. Cameos by stars, Canadian humor and Kevin Smith’s style of directing made for a fun adventure. Would I call this a good movie- not necessarily... it was like a combination of Scott Pilgrim and Tusk, if it took place in Clerks world. Also, when you find out what the evil in the movie is (and the actors that play that evil) you may do a double take. I give Yoga Hoisers -🔪🔪 Alternatives: Tusk Killer Clowns from Outer Space Tucker and Dale vs Evil

[doomonfilm]

Thoughts : Tusk (2014)

This one has been in the queue for quite a while.  I’ve been a fan of Kevin Smith since the late 1990s, and it has been a pleasure to watch him grow as a screenwriter and filmmaker.  His brand of humor has always stood out as unique, but the word I was hearing prior to finally seeing Tusk was that it was unlike most any film folks had seen.  

Wallace Bryton (Justin Long) and Teddy Craft (Haley Joel Osmet) are the hosts of The Not-See Party, a popular podcast where the two discuss social media influencers and viral videos before Wallace travels to interview the subjects.  Wallace travels to Canada to meet the Kill Bill Kid (Doug Banks), a young man who accidentally cut off one of his legs with a katana, but Wallace arrives just in time for the Kill Bill Kid’s funeral due to his choice to commit suicide.  Stranded in Canada with no story, Wallace stumbles across a letter on a corkboard from Howard Howe (Michael Parks), an eccentric explorer searching for a lodger who promises endless personal tales of his adventures.  Desperate for an interview, Wallace seeks out Howe, not realizing that he is walking into a trap more bizarre than anything his imagination is capable of creating.

While Tusk is certainly not Kevin Smith’s first foray into the world of high concept contemplation, this is his first true dive into a realm as specific as body horror.  The high concept comes into play as he examines Wallace through the lens of bad life choices, and how these choices have ripple effects that can leave an individual isolated before they realize for far gone they’ve spun out.  Wallace is presented to us as egotistical, boorish, opportunistic and unfaithful, but in one of the rare tender moments he shares with his girlfriend Ally, we are told that he did possess desirable and admirable qualities at one time.  Based on his character choices, and his job as a host of The Not-See Party Podcast (a show name that creates a self-imposed hurdle), his turn into danger plays out in a perfect “boy who cried wolf” scenario.

Perhaps the most interesting and impressive aspect of the film is how Kevin Smith is able to serve as a bridge between the comedic stylings he made his name with and the high-level skills he has gleaned from two decades in the film industry.  A mix of absurdist, intellectual and low-brow humor is a given with a Kevin Smith affair, and Tusk provides it in spades.  Canada not only serves as the butt of a few jokes, but it manages to dish out a few zingers and quips full of Canadian personality.  Several characters are given carte blanche to embody outrageous characters and go nuts in that skin, with Michael Parks specifically getting the chance to show a handful of these looks.  The premise of the story is a randomly obtuse mix of Misery and The Human Centipede, and the periphery of the main narrative is peppered with mini-narratives that are proportionally ridiculous in their own right.  What really stands out amongst all of this, however, is the high production value of the film, as Smith finds a middle balance between the big budget comedy look of Cop Out and the darker, edgier look of Red State.

Tusk continues a streak of stellar, rejuvenated writing that began with Clerks II (if you’re willing to ignore Cop Out’s poor performance and critical reception), with Smith finding new and unique ways to expand his voice and naturally gifted ability to tell stories.  The production value on the Howard Howe home is stellar as well, with everything from the living quarters to the walrus dungeon providing a jarring tonal shift at each point of appearance.  The walrus effects and costuming are bold, but the final result is one that creates an image that will forever be burned into the minds of viewers.  The scoring is also strong, standing up to the high bar set with his previous film, the brilliant Red State.  The expository insert shots that accompany the Michael Parks monologues are a nice touch.

Justin Long jumps off of the screen with his ridiculousness broadness, with everything from his hilarious mustache down to his outlandish behavior setting viewers up for a shared journey down a path of darkness that could not be further from that initial stance.  Michael Parks plays equally ridiculous in his diabolicalness, with his madness and obsessiveness played so large that it nears the brink of insanity, and yet somehow, he finds a way to ground it all so that he plays sinister enough to incite fear.  Haley Joel Osmet finally gets a chance to break out of what seemed to be an eternal typecast as he gets to bask in a humorous light.  Genesis Rodriguez brings the emotion to the table, with her unconditional ability to share tenderness and be vulnerable making the main protagonist trio engaging.  Johnny Depp completes the trinity of ridiculousness, with his measured and specific take on his Inspector Clouseau-like character adding a different shade to the spectrum of humor in the film.  Appearances by Ralph Garman, Harley Morenstein, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, Lily-Rose Depp, Doug Banks, Zak Knutson and Ashley Greene also stand out.

BONUS THOUGHTS : Yoga Hosers (2016)

As if Tusk weren’t weird enough as a standalone, Kevin Smith followed it up with a comedic horror for kids in the form of Yoga Hosers.  Part lore expander and part “let’s throw a movie together with famous friends”, the film famously divided fans of Smith and the View Aswkewniverse, mostly due to the lead roles of the Colleens in the form of Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith (the daughters of Johnny Depp and Smith, respectively).

Colleen C. (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen M. (Harley Quinn Smith) are a pair of friends whose job at the Eh-2-Zed convenience store has brought them minor fame due to their involvement in the rescue of a “man turned to manatee”.  One evening after sneaking in a practice for their band Glamthrax with drummer Ichabod (Adam Brody) while on the clock, the girls are invited to a Grade 12 party by seniors Hunter Calloway (Austin Butler) and Gordon Greenleaf (Tyler Posey).  The girls accept, but on the night of the party, Colleen C.’s father Bob (Tony Hale) is invited to Niagara Falls by his girlfriend (and Eh-2-Zed manager) Tabitha (Natasha Lyonne), leaving the girls to cover the store and miss out on the party.  In a last ditch effort to exert control, the girls invite the seniors to move the party to Eh-2-Zed, but the Colleens have no clue of what was in store for them.

If held up to the standards of other Kevin Smith films, it’s easy to pick this one apart, as the tone is much more juvenile than films like Mallrats or the Jay and Silent Bob films.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, however, as it seems like this film was not meant to be taken seriously or held as high art… this film does, however, totally read as a gift to two daughters whose fathers believed in their desires to act, and due to their rare ability to facilitate those dreams, were given the chance to fulfill a wish.  You can see both actresses progress and become more comfortable as the film progresses, with Harley Quinn Smith especially showcasing that intangible growth where an actor or actress can visualize their place within a frame while on the set.  It’s also very fun to see a litany of familiar faces and famous friends pop in and out of the film.

Certain creature design choices and production design continuously serve as reminders of this film’s connection to the Tusk world, though the two films have very unique rhythms.  Much of the writing and humor drives home how the film is meant to be perceived as a bit of a “human cartoon”, with literal references to cartoons and comics sprinkled throughout.  Keen viewers will be able to spot the numerous references to nearly every other Kevin Smith film that are presented.

It’s safe to say that words and descriptions cannot do the film Tusk justice… this film is one that simply must be seen in order to be believed, and even then, it is still rather unbelievable.  Yoga Hosers is fun in its own right, but you REALLY have to be a fan of not only Kevin Smith the filmmaker, but Kevin Smith the family man to truly enjoy it… it’s definitely the one folks will see simply out of a need to be a completionist.  I may or may not be writing on Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, as I watched it on the same day, but I can say that I have not laughed that hard at a movie in a long time.