#You Monster

[thecoffeelorian]

[virtualgirladv]

*boop*

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek Enterprise “Doctor’s Orders”

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

What if Tobias ended up stuck as an owl rather than as a hawk?

Aw baby. Why would you be so mean to him in this way. Tobias is already sleep-deprived (and Not Happy About It) enough in canon as it is. If our boy isn't just forced to complain about the occasional night mission getting in the way of his beauty sleep, but instead must endure the same tomfoolery with near-constant day missions? Poor kid. Why would you do this to him. Area child deserves sleep.

[strawberri-vanilla]

M!A!!!: Peter and Emmi have a baby for 5 asks! I will have my cuteness and you can't stop me >:^)

<<How dare>>

[spacemancharisma]

CALLOUT POST FOR MY WIFE- ISNT MY MUTUAL ANYMORE DOESNT FOLLOW ME ANYMORE HATES ME ONE WOULD ASSUME

DIVORCE UPDATES PENDING

[oodlesndoodles]

I’ve gyat to be real, I don’t know why u gave her so many details.

sigh.

[wellthebardsdead]

Me finding out @pearsaregrossfightme killed the nice pretty mushroom people in baldurs gate:

[kandidandi]

I could say I got a little silly :)

only a bit

[hookerfoxyanon]

insert something the hooker hates - davetrap anon out of boredom bc idk how to interact!111!!!!!111111!!11 (dickmuncher ano- /J)

"fuck you, die in a hole and the like."

"you're not allowed in my alley or dumpster anymore."

-hooker foxy

[ineffablemars]

My reaction to the scene.

Spoilers, of course

[sneakypunmaster]

YOU EVIL PERSON!!

Y O U ! ! !

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR THE PAST 45 MINUTES!!!

What once was a friendly game of hide & seek on @pillowspace ‘s whiteboard has turned into an all out war.

[cloudymistedskies]

*eats Riko infront of Mari*

Yummy 😋

…………………………

…You just ate Muichiro and now her sister. FUN!!!

[drowningoutfires]

someone stole my matcha powder off my porch i’m going to cry

[arollofmirrors]

The most tragic part of my Weird Al obsession is that even if I knew someone who wouldn't judge me for talking about him, I'd never be able to just rant on and on without stopping to explain what I'm talking about.

Like, I know way too much random trivia about this guy's career. And because he's on the more niche side of things that means that I'll probably never find a person who knows anywhere near as much as me.

It pains me to know I can never just say "Yeah, Regular Al is super cursed, am I right?" without then explaining to them what Hanson and MTV Unplugged was and how Al connects to both.