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#a 5yo made this
carlyraejepsans · 2 years
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if you thought to yourself "hey maybe i should get back into undertale" within the past few months this is your sign.
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cornplateur-fritz · 2 years
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5-year-old Gohan driving a jet plane before Goku and Piccolo knew how to start a car
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Funnily enough, it still makes sense that he doesn't know how to cross the street despite the fact, because:
He has never lived in the city before.
He's always with adults when they go to the city (unless he's flying with ki to get there).
Knowing how to cross the street is not a requirement in driving aircrafts or in fighting world-ending threats.
He can literally fly. What would he need street signs for?!
Which then got me asking, WHY does he need to drive an aircraft?!
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because im less breakable than you
#still dont really remember the details of how this ends but still thinking they couldve made laura vampire instead of carmilla human#also keep thinking - as with all the things recently idk why this is a thing now but i gotta keep thinking abt it - that canonically#carmilla died at 18#laura is 19#actresses are 25ish here? it's not a big difference but it is...a little difference#theyre teenagers#they look like teenagers#she fucking died at her first ball hoping to make her first ever friend it's so sad really#but i was thinking abt this too with the iwtv episode where claudia asks armand to turn madeleine and he goes to question her#like certain lines are just so very specifically written i think and they hit so much harder if you adjust their ages mentally#claudia looks 14. shes from 1903 so shes around 40-45 years old?#madeleine's actress is 30ish i believe and i think madeleine is meant to be a similar age#but she looks kind of young. i guess 30 is pretty young actually#armand in the show was turned at 27? assad zaman is 34? close enough i guess you dont have to adjust that much#but in the book hes turned at 17?#like just some lines really hit#when claudia calls madeleine 'some weird white lady i met by happenstance'#imagine a 14 yo talking abt a 30 yo instead of two people who look similar in age#when madeleine calls armand young man when shes like theres nothing left of my era theres been a war#i think she says like 'young man theres been a war'#that 'young man' really hits if you imagine him 17#idk#also still thinking abt yaz. if she looked 19#idk. teenage vampires man#also been reading the book and forever5yo claudia is fascinating too i love her#also can they do telepathy in the book bc i feel like a lot of times in the book it's that claudia is being carried by louis like a 5yo#that she whispers stuff in his ear. and thats always the kind of stuff that in the show they'd use telepathy for#it's a good solution both ways i lik eboth but it made me wonder did they just add the telepathy in entirely in the show?#bc i dont believe theres been any so far in the book
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solcarow · 8 months
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pinkyprommy · 2 years
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wild-wombytch · 10 months
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Raaandom thoughts before sleep :
I define adulthood as when the brain is properly developed, and I had Thoughts™ about this :
- Defining adulthood by the moment puberty is reached is fucked up and defines kids/people by the some purpose of reproduction and exploitation. It's capitalism and grooming all in one. I don't care if you call them teenagers, for me they're still kids and must be protected by the same laws.
- Giving an arbitrary age like 18 or 16 or 21 for adulthood is a capitalistic invention that has no basis on reality. In connection to the point above, it means making kids ("non-adults") sexually available to adults, encouraging them to make easy money via prostitution and drug trafficking and such because their brains aren't fully matured yet, yet we put powerful and dangerous things between their hands : alcohol, cars, sex, body modifications, pregnancies, political parties cards (aka political sects/grooming). Like, it's a recipe for them to risk their lives, ruin them or make overall choices they're not mature enough to make (voting included?)
- "Sexual majority" is bullshit. Like. Idk. If you don't feel ready to make phone calls or the laundry or find a job you probably aren't the most ready either to be fully enlightened about the sex you're having, consent, your own feelings, social pressure etc
- My god and please stop medicalizing healthy kids as well.
- In theory, I think you're an adult when you start to feel more mature, especially in comparison to younger people, more protective and more confident. Like you can have your shits slightly together and feel equipped to deal with most life. But that's not something measurable or which we can create laws about. Hence why brain maturation high average should be the majority instead.
- ?? I guess they may try joins and alcohol in their teens under supervision of older people so it's not often, they don't get rape drugged or in weird sexual situations and they get their experience but with someone to look up for them. Now it's problematic if the "older people" is a rapist.
-???? Something something social media, public image, money and screentimes and capitalism needing to be burn to the ground and doing crimes for fun???? Yeah anyway, going to bed. Just dropping this here. Feel free to barge in a'd debate and add your opinion but this doesn't claim to be a smart take. I'm just using my exhausted clown wisdom.
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Me: "...so you see, kiddo, everyone is capable of good and everyone is capable of evil. They're things we do, not things we are."
5yo: "'kay. but the celery is evil."
Me: "oh yeah, definitely. You wanna try a different veggie?"
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forgot aj said he'd want to get bit if clem got infected so that they could stay together and forgot clem has a dream where she talks to lee and he tells her that hes proud and she says she misses him and she says shes proud of aj and then ep4 opens with aj talking in the intro saying he remembers all his lessons but thinks clem is wrong sometimes.... remembering what That means for them later in ep4 and
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best game ever i think
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mmmmuffins · 1 year
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how can i be more patient with kids 😭
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malicemismanager · 2 years
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What I said I would do: ease back into some work with, like, a bracelet or two, y'know, something low impact
What I actually did: made six bracelets in an hour, overtaxing my hands/wrists again
I just. Never learn. 😞
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yoohyeon · 4 months
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Late Mother’s Day gift 💐
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brain-deadx0 · 1 year
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My 5yo nephew made this. Its his first "sewing"
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syrinq · 1 year
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my ass turning into the moai statue 🗿 with accompanied *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* when i realise i took ''a symptom of autism is taking things literally'' literally as in sarcasm/jokes/metaphors only but it.
yeah no it turns out it's more than that. wow who could've guessed
🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* 🗿
#COMORBID SYMPTOMS MY FUCKING BEHATED!!!!!!!!! WAUGH#sy.txt#prime example is apparently doing a uni assignment different than anyone for the 1st time in the entire history of the course#and it was told to me aS IF iT wAS a bAD ThINg#'oh we should hangout some time'. WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING SAY IT WAS NICE TO TALK INSTEAD OF. YOU KNOW!!!! GOD!!!#my 11yo? ass when i'm supposed to note down my step-by-step thinking guide on how i got my answer in any maths test ever. WELL TELL ME DAMN#i'm going to fucking smash everyone with a rock walking around that damn bush#or the entire 'it's a dick move if you talk about yourself too much' ME CONSTANTLY GAUGING IF ME TALKING ABOUT MYSELF IS TOO MUCH OR NOT#IN ANY CONVO EVER. WAIT IS IT APPROPRIATE TO DO??? UH. ITHINK SO????#🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* FEELING RESTLESS ISN'T ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY HAVING THE ZOOMIES YOU DIPSHIT#🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* NOR DO YOU FULLY KNOW THE MEANING OF ANY FEELING EVER UNLESS IT'S LITERALLY EXPLAINED HOW IT'S EXPERIENCED#🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DO I FEEL ACCOMPLISHMENT? DO I FEEL STRESSED OUT? DO I FEEL BURNOUT? IDK YOU TELL ME BUDDY!#🗿 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* IF I PHYSICALLY CAN'T BE A KILLER ROBOT OR WHATEVER I GUESS IT'LL DO IN MY BRAIN LIKE THIS???? *KIDS YAY! NOISE*#FUCK I JUST RMEMBERED. MIFFY THE BUNNY (NIJNTJE IN DUTCH) WAS ORIGINALLY MADE BY DICK BRUNA#HOLLAND WITH A STORE CALLED 'BRUNA': WAIT SO YOU MEAN THE STORE MADE THE BUNNY. OOH. OH OK#LIKE IT MADE SENSE TO ME BECAUSE IT'S A BOOKSTORE AND NIJNTJE HAS BOOKS SO LIKE. YOU KNOW. 5YO ADOPTED A HEADCANON THAT DAY
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rainstts · 3 months
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Family Adventures.ᐟ
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Random texts you get being Toji's wife and Megumi's stepmother
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |
✰ summary. fem!reader, crack, slight fluff, Toji being a present father, you and Toji already have a 5yo girl (Fuyumi), mentions of pregnancy, found family
✰ A/N. Late Father's Day little something to our man bcs why not (it wasn't father's day in my country tho)
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This hc lives in my mind rent free and I'd love to see more of Toji and Megs in a healthy family dynamics, so I made it!
I think about it as reader first dating Toji when Megs was 5, so he grew up with her and have a great stepson-stepmom relationship. After 4 years of this previous relationship with Toji, they're now married for 6 years.
Megs is now 15, Fuyumi is 5, and I want to write a looot more, can't wait!!
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I DO NOT authorize plagiarism of any kind.
Reblogs and comments are always appreciated ᥫ᭡
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memento-fugaces · 2 years
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watching a cooking show to make me hungry
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thegeekstressart · 11 months
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Who hasn’t dreamed of their own wings?
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I can’t believe they’re done, and I made them! I bought this crochet pattern by Crafty Intentions on Etsy a year ago because I stumbled across it and wanted my own wing shawl so badly!
Only one problem: I didn’t know how to crochet.
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And so the PDF sat in my inbox for an entire year.
Then, earlier this summer I finally got around to teaching myself the basics of crochet and how to read a pattern.
This is my second crochet project following a pattern 😬 - that’s what hyper focus and a dream will do for you!
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I used a wool and acrylic blend, worsted weight yarn in three different shades of brown.
This pattern was fantastic. Each feather felt like an accomplishment, and everything was so well explained, it came together just naturally. All in I think it took around 50 hours over 3 weeks.
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The wings are over 6’ long! And the bottom two rows of feathers are bordered with single crochet in the color of the row above it. I didn’t border the top row.
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I love how they came out, it’s wonderfully heavy and I feel like some sort of great owl witch in it which is a vibe I can get behind.
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Also many thanks to my 5yo for the photoshoot and taking these great pictures of mama! ❤️
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