Disclaimer: I’m not actually mad I just think it’s funny
SO FIRST, I WAKE UP IN MY FARMHOUSE AND SEBASTIAN IS IN THE KITCHEN, I TALK TO HIM AND HE SAYS THIS
LIKE OKAY.. HUN. I KNOW NONE OF MY SPOUSES EVER MAKE ME ANYTHING EXCEPT WHEN LEAH MADE ME COFFEE THAT ONE TIME;; OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS ALWAYS ME MAKING YOU SOMETHING
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID AFTER THAT. I MADE HIM SASHIMI, HIS FAVORITE. WITH THE SOLE INTENTION OF MAKING HIM FEEL GUILTY FOR BEING SO BITTER TOWARDS ME AND VAGUE ABOUT WHAT CAUSED ALL THIS EVEN THO I CAN CARE LESS IF HE MAKES ME BREAKFAST OR NOT
CLEARLY IT WORKED AND HE WAS LIKE “fuck” AND THEN WE GOT A WHOLESOME FROG CUTSCENE
AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS THAT NIGHT
HE ASKS ME IF HE WANTS TO HAVE A BABY
(for context I have a mod that allows poly relationships and I’m currently married to Alex, Sebastian, and Leah; and I’m dating Abigail)
THIS MOFUGGER AND I CONCEIVE A CHILD AND JUST A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE I GIVE BIRTH TO ALEX’S CHILD!!! AND GUESS WHAT ALEX SAYS THE MORNING OUR SON KYLE IS BORN
I UNDERSTAND THE FEELING BUT WHY YOU FUCKEN LOOKIN AT ME LIKE THAT ?????????? REALISTICALLY I SHOULD BE ON STRICT BEDREST AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SHIT BUT NOOOOO I BUST MY ASS DOING THE SAME THING I DID WHEN SEB WAS ANGRY: MAKE YOU A WHOLE ASS COMPLETE BREAKFAST AND THEN VENTURE TO THE SKULL CAVERN !! HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF YOU INSUFFERABLE SONS OF BITCHES, YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL FOR WHATCHA GOT. FUCK YOU AND THE UGLY ASS CARPET YOU LAID DOWN IN MY BEDROOM THAT I PAID FOR
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