#i downloaded a pregnancy event mod and it didn’t work smh .. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

skittlewaffle · 2 years

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Disclaimer: I’m not actually mad I just think it’s funny

SO FIRST, I WAKE UP IN MY FARMHOUSE AND SEBASTIAN IS IN THE KITCHEN, I TALK TO HIM AND HE SAYS THIS

LIKE OKAY.. HUN. I KNOW NONE OF MY SPOUSES EVER MAKE ME ANYTHING EXCEPT WHEN LEAH MADE ME COFFEE THAT ONE TIME;; OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS ALWAYS ME MAKING YOU SOMETHING

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID AFTER THAT. I MADE HIM SASHIMI, HIS FAVORITE. WITH THE SOLE INTENTION OF MAKING HIM FEEL GUILTY FOR BEING SO BITTER TOWARDS ME AND VAGUE ABOUT WHAT CAUSED ALL THIS EVEN THO I CAN CARE LESS IF HE MAKES ME BREAKFAST OR NOT

CLEARLY IT WORKED AND HE WAS LIKE “fuck” AND THEN WE GOT A WHOLESOME FROG CUTSCENE

AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS THAT NIGHT

HE ASKS ME IF HE WANTS TO HAVE A BABY

(for context I have a mod that allows poly relationships and I’m currently married to Alex, Sebastian, and Leah; and I’m dating Abigail)

THIS MOFUGGER AND I CONCEIVE A CHILD AND JUST A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE I GIVE BIRTH TO ALEX’S CHILD!!! AND GUESS WHAT ALEX SAYS THE MORNING OUR SON KYLE IS BORN

I UNDERSTAND THE FEELING BUT WHY YOU FUCKEN LOOKIN AT ME LIKE THAT ?????????? REALISTICALLY I SHOULD BE ON STRICT BEDREST AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SHIT BUT NOOOOO I BUST MY ASS DOING THE SAME THING I DID WHEN SEB WAS ANGRY: MAKE YOU A WHOLE ASS COMPLETE BREAKFAST AND THEN VENTURE TO THE SKULL CAVERN !! HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF YOU INSUFFERABLE SONS OF BITCHES, YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL FOR WHATCHA GOT. FUCK YOU AND THE UGLY ASS CARPET YOU LAID DOWN IN MY BEDROOM THAT I PAID FOR

#in conclusion marriage in stardew is a complete BRUH MOMENT like WHATD I DO ??????????#also the whole marriage and kids things can have a little more taste tbh instead of just throwing a cutscene or w/e in there and being done #with it #i downloaded a pregnancy event mod and it didn’t work smh ..#is there a mod that doesn’t make your spouse fucken angry out of nowhere ??#if it were up to ME I would do it like this #if your character is female then you have to rest after you have your baby and you can’t leave your bed #well??? how am i supposed to do shit? I’m glad you asked !!!!#your HUSBAND becomes a PLAYABLE CHARACTER #after the birth ! a cutscene plays revolving around how happy the two of you are about your newborn child #however the husband is worried about you hurting yourself through over exertion #no dialogue is the same for different bachelors; it’s all canon friendly #once the cutscene is over your items are handed over to your husband who becomes playable for maybeeeee 3 days ??#assuming a season is a month and a year is four months and a pregnancy is two weeks in sdv.. i assume bed rest won’t be long #but anyways !! as your character’s husband you perform the duties he promised in the cutscene #taking care of the farmer and the baby; stepping up and working around the farm; and basically fulfilling activities you do every day!#like mining; fishing; etc #bonus points for there to be cutscenes for the husband’s first time in the mines!! or if they go into any location they don’t normally visit #and also special dialogue between him and other villagers !!!#a cutscene every day when the hubby comes home after a certain time !! this is when you speak as your character and I guess y’all talk abt #each others’ day n whatnot. ofc they would share more wholesome baby time !!!!!#IF I COULD POP THIS MOD INTO EXISTENCE I WOULD !!! just to be more realistic #unfortunately it only works for farmers who can become pregnant and they marry someone who can make pregnant :<#ANYWAYS #k rambles #sdv #alex #sebastian #f/o x s/i #lol why did i write this in so much detail haha

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