#a meme that I realized I could make

[purrvaire]

black sails + shitpost I have on my phone (pt. 4/?)

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[junotter]

Ten after doomsday

[sleepis4theweak]

For: @l1terally-justaguy ! You said you liked Donatello... and this was the first thing that came to mind! Hope you like it!!! <3

For the @rottmnt-secret-gifting thing!!

[blu3berrydraws]

--- Anon requested: Days go by and nauseous for zukka. From this palette meme.

[shorlinesorrows]

qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.

do you see my vision?

[asha-mage]

Ishamael should have done what I do when I am overcome by existential despair: buy some Taco Bell then pet cats until the world feels bearable again.

[heartbreakincident]

[duckapus]

Thought up a few interesting things for the Squid Memes AU

1- Desti was an Elite Octoling back during Splatoon 1, and she and her squad (the three other Octolings that would go on to become the Octoposse) were among those who defected after the battle. Though interestingly, she didn't actually hear Calamari Inkantation like the other defectors, seeing as she was recovering from injuries she sustained fighting Agent 3 and thus wasn't present for the battle/concert. She just found out that her teammates were running away and was like "not without me you're not."

She's fully aware that Paige is Agent 3 (once she finally runs into them on the surface at least) and thinks it's honestly kind of funny that the so-called "Scourge of the Domes" was a freaking kid when they tore through the place, and that of all the people she could've gotten into a rivalry with it of course just had to be 3's big sister. She doesn't tell Meggy both because she's not about to out the kid like that and because it amuses her a little that Meggy doesn't know.

2- Axol and Pearl have been friends since they were kids, partly because I figure it would make sense if the tiny angry rich girl who sings too loud and the otaku who figured out fucking magitech and built a pen that could bring his drawings to life because he was lonely got lumped in together as the Weird kids nobody likes. Plus Marina canonically reads manga so even if Pearl doesn't like anime stuff herself we know someone else liking it isn't a turnoff for her.

3- So for this one I'm also pulling from Spongebob Squarepants canon because I needed an explanation for Heavy Squid and all the other Squidwards we see.

Okay, so we've seen in a few episodes of Spongebob that there are a bunch of squids/octopi/whatever Squidward's meant to be that look almost exactly like him. Obviously there's Squilliam but there was also that town of Squidward lookalikes he moved to once. Well, in this that's because they're not Squids or Octopi, they're instead a fourth (yes, fourth. we count Salmonids in this house) type of Inkfish that I'm tentatively calling "Schnozlings." In terms of abilities they're sort of a halfway point between the playable Inkfish and Salmonids, where they can live underwater thanks to having the right kind of respiratory system and thick enough skin to not get splatted by the ink-eating microbes, while also having Swim forms (which unfortunately aren't microbe-resistant like their humanoid forms).

Their swim forms are round, with six tentacles that all look similar to the long tentacles of an Inkling's swim form, while their humanoid forms are...well...Squidward lookalikes. Complete with four "legs," no fingers, a long droopy nose (hence the name Schnozling) and in a few cases the ability to grow hair on their heads like a human. As a side-effect of their microbe-resistant thick skin, most of them don't have any way to display their ink color in humanoid form, while their Swim forms are color coded just like Inklings and Octolings.

(And yes this means I'll have to redesign Heavy Squid to look less like Heavy and more like Squidward. But still big and muscular because that's his Whole Thing.)

[lichtecht]

im seriously developing such a superiority complex over random film critics wo talk about dfk 2023. i’m starting to think i’m the only one who can accurately judge this movie

it is crucial for this discussion to understand that „Das fliegende Klassenzimmer“ (2023) was not a good movie. if you act like it was then you’re wrong

[gemwolfz]

moment of silence for all the funny fart joke guys out there who are surely in tummyache purgatory

[nearestend]

DILLY'S COMFORT LIST

Comfort food(s): tricky question for me - i have "safe foods" more than comfort foods. safe food can be considered comfort food but i wouldn't say every comfort food is a safe food. in terms of like, the overlap between the two, i would say ... grilled cheese with sourdough and fresh mozz, accompanied by tomato soup from a local soup company over on granville island.

Comfort drink(s): i like a lavender lemonade or a mint lemonade, especially at night. i also like a vietnamese iced coffee.

Comfort movie(s): green room (2015), theater camp (2023), grey gardens (1975), before sunrise (1995)

Comfort show(s): derry girls, it's always sunny in philadelphia, pushing daisies, halt and catch fire. i would say normal people but we all know that is NOT comforting and everyone is going home very upset.

Comfort clothing: boygenius t-shirt (the one with the mice). wolf alice t-shirt (the one where they copied the trainspotting posters). waterparks long sleeve shirt (it has a frog on it).

Comfort song(s): partner in crime by lucy dacus (spotify singles version) is the song of all time and i will always go back to it.

Comfort book(s): honestly i do not read for comfort very often. most books i like tend to leave me feeling very distressed after. but my default answer, as always, is we have always lived in the castle by shirley jackson. no, it is not comforting in the slightest, but it is the closest i have to one of those things.

Comfort game(s): i am not someone who participates in these sort of activities.

tagged by: no one but i saw it on the dash and decided i must take this

[choking-on-roses]

It deeply bothers me that nobody in my life ever responds to messages from me and they often leave me on read even when I'm talking about something really important

On the other hand it leads to some pretty hilarious conversations when days later I send a meme

[verawhisk]

2022 -> 2023

[tortoisesshells]

burke for character bingo please <3

Burke Devlin

Character Opinions Bingo

[blueekim]

Cory or America next HOH

[yeonban]

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours.

@effigist asked: ✔ ash for tobias 💪

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their (primary) phone (that has all of Tobias' important contacts in it) | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (or alternatively, babysit Ash's gang/allies) | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (Tobias just laughed at this one I'm sorryadhyuasgdsahd) | share food with them

Lover/Fling:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/Dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together (Tobias with his dozen houses: :) ADHASDHSAJD 😭) | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents/siblings stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/Platonic:

fight (SPAR! SPAR! SPAR!) | hug (Tobias isn't against properly hugging him but boy does he think it'd be so awkward the first few times he'd do it. so typically Ash would instead get those half-hugs/half-lounging on the other's shoulder kind of embraces that men always love to give each other) | laugh at them when they get hurt (for the minor/stupid injuries) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them (thank GOD Ash isn't the type to betray him for no reason so this will never come to pass 🙏) | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life