#a mess of a post

[atomiccryptid]

Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[just-floetcoeur]

Today is this blog’s birthday and I’ve got nothing better to spend it than say that I’ve always headcanoned Vylad being the eldest, Garroth being the middle child and Zane being the youngest.

Meanwhile, I’m caught between my two obsessions: Pressure and VTSOM

[hoshizoralone]

samus’s dating woes

[fineapple20]

Portraits

Retouched this set from last year, because it was haunting me laying there 80% finished

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[neighborhoodjewishaunt]

[rooniearts]

Imagine: Silver loss his hearing not just cause of loud noises.

But because of his crying as a baby? Those sounds can get loud…

Alternative: Racing with Sonic at his young age. The sound of the wind messed with his ears.

HMMMMMMMMM🤔🧐😔

as funny as Sonic having accidentally messed up Silver's hearing with a sound barrier breaking piggyback ride, i personally am very partial to this explaination for how he gets hearing loss in dadow;

[grassiestars]

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good morning rancher nation how are we doing

i think they work fine as pfp/banners if you want to do that

[sweetr0sie]

she's Kate Moss and she's a rockstar trapped in a supermodel's body

[beautiful-enigma444]

Sloppy Blowjobs >>>>>

[rainintheevening]

Enjoyed everyone's comments on the last one so much, here's another.

[umblrspectrum]

3 years of this godforsaken show

[starridge]

btw alex hirsch said there was a cut tbob interaction where bill enters stan’s dream of being in high school where ford is stuck in the broken perpetual motion machine. bill disguised himself as a teacher and when he tries to “help” stan, stan asks why a teacher is being nice to him and then bill reveals it was a trick and stan asks why he lied before and basically stan is too paranoid to trick. i love you stanley pines the broken man that you are.

[lesbos-crossings]

it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”