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s-lycopersicum · 2 months
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shalpilot · 7 months
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oh Sanji. ohhhhhh sanji
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artkaninchenbau · 3 months
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year
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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him
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cryptixotic · 5 months
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Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh
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isjasz · 4 months
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[Day 223]
The sunset :D
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deimosatellite · 4 months
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o yea bird guy
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cinnabeat · 7 months
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i was preparing celery earlier and it took me like almost two hours and i swear to god im having like visions in my head of me repeatedly peeling and cutting and everything like what the hell
#nobody does celery like my family lmao#i think its a chile thing actually but im not sure#a friend once offered me celery and i was super excited abt it#except she gave me like a whole puece of celery#like it was chopped short obviously vut like#a whole piece#and i was eating jt like you guys live like this?????#im sorry we peel our celery#like to get the tough stringy bits off#im sure theyre like super healthy or whatever they tell you so you eat vegetable skin which is valid most times#except with celery its like??? its so stringy bro like how do people live like that#today i discovered the thing we use to cut the celery into thinner pieces is what people use for green beans#did not know that that was always the celery tool to me#anyways i always have a craving for celery but my mom always tells me no bc#bc it takes too long and most of the time my mom doesnt have time#and damn she was right that shit took forever#peeling it was fine once i figured out the method even if my hand was cramping at the end#but then that combined with thinning them god damn#theres still some left over anyways so thats what im eating tomorrow#seriously i could eat a whole batch by myself and be happy#michi tag#like this js such an inconsequential thing but it really does baffle me like how do people just est whole celery?????#does the stringy bits not bother you???#like getting offered a whole celery is like getting lffered an entire unpeeled and unsliced cucumber#like youre just gonna munch on that as is??? and theres nothing wrong with it i swear its just???? ODD???#unpeeled cucumber is fine ill have it if its available but i prefer peeled anyways#but a whole fucking unpeeled celery stick......what the fuck man#im baffled do people really live like that#that should be my starter conversation line. do you peel your celery? surely the question would be just as baffling to them as it is to me#oh wait this is ignoring the point of the post. im gonna dream abt peeling celery is what im saying. i dont know why its stuck in my head
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neproxrezi · 1 year
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every piglin in a fifty mile radius turning aggro when my dogshit thirty durability golden boots shatter because i jumped off a one block incline
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canisalbus · 1 month
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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
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creamiceandsugar · 2 months
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So I knelt beside the river and I drank until
I drank until I drank until I died
But something in the water must have brought me back
it brought me back it brought me back to life
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bridgekc · 2 months
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when your weird uncle goes nonverbal at the function
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cosmosnout · 3 months
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And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”
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madbrake · 2 months
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No particular reason why he's asking
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midydoof · 3 months
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I think about the shuggy wedding gatcha card at least once a week
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dkettchen · 1 year
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D
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