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yunogf · 6 months
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dogfagfemme · 5 months
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1-15 you gross girlfag -🐕
1.) cum or piss?
easily cum, sorry i’m weak and not a piss girly 😭 really wish i was
2.) rimming or armpits?
rimming because whether i’m giving or receiving that is gonna be Delicious
3.) feet or balls?
no strong opinions sadly, but kissing on some feet is cute sometimes and if you throw a pair of boots on them it’s gameover
4.) slapping or kicking?
EASILY slapping, a nice good open handed slap across the face in retaliation to backtalk or a uppity comment immediately shuts me up and leaves my head spinning 🥰
5.) denial or overstimulation
denial denial denial, don’t let me have anything, make me get soooo wet and just let me sit in it, i love Earning that eventual touch or release. Overstimulation is fun in a restrained context where i’m not able to interfere, but it can super easily fuck up my headspace weirdly and throw me out of it
6.) ass to mouth or ass to pussy?
this one is phrased so weird??? ass to mouth is great though, top tier
7.) face sitting or throat fucking?
throat fucking is SO GOOD doesn’t matter if i’m taking or inflicting— convinced i have a g-spot in my throat that i don’t know about. Nothing is better than drooling so hard, nearly spitting up with tears in your eyes while they hold you down hard on their thick cock ❤️‍🔥
8.) smelling or licking?
as a dog this is Very Difficult but honestly lapping my tongue across face, or cock or cunt is all so incredibly fulfilling so gonna have to give it the incredibly close W
9.) hairy ass or shaved ass?
i’m not really a body hair snob, it’s really a person by person assessment and it mostly just comes down to hygiene— that being said Hairy Ass Please 🤤
10.) anal or edging?
anal but have only recently gotten okay with doing it again— one of the guttural carnal pleasures 💕 honestly need more Of it
11.) humiliation or praise
humiliation is fun but only if it’s interspersed within a greater praise— to evoke a blush or a shy laugh or a shiver— i need to be told i’m a good girl as many times as possible 😂
12.) worshipping or forced submission
once again so hard because these two really go well Together but if i had to choose i really just feel like i’m better fitted to be the Goddess’s Chosen Eunuch or Emperors Concubine type— beauty in worship, my partner a god and divine, me small and wide-eyed at the opportunity to be at the feet of such majesty
13.) face licking or tongue sucking?
these things def serve different purposes but once again, as a dog i must choose face licking— ultimate form of ownership, dog4dog love, desire, feral nature 💕💕💕
14.) sloppy spit blowjob or puke blowjob?
call me a coward but sloppy spit blowjob can get Plenty messy and disgusting (lovingly, with so much need in my heart to be messy and disgusting), no need to throw anything up for me personally!!!
15.) slapping or punching
i’m a fragile little thing, i just can’t handle too much blunt force 😂😭 slapping wins again ❤️‍🔥
hope you enjoyed the read 🐕💕🐩
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the-fiction-witch · 5 years
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Bath Time
REAL LIFE:  COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: KINDA SEXY + MOSTLY FUNNY
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"Hummm Hello pretty girl" Thomas smirked wrapping his arms around me tightly "Fuck off Thomas" I complain pushing his hands away as I was sat on the edge of our bathtub waiting for the water to fill up "Awww somebody's cranky" he smiled "Thomas what do you want?" I ask checking the water temperature "Nothing" he shrugs "just hoping you actually save me some hot water you silly thing" "I will relax" I laughed as I shut the hot tap off and starting the cold water putting some bubbles in "Ooohh... Is my beautiful girlfriend gonna have a sexy bubble bath" Thomas smirked "Fuck off Thomas" I told him pushing him out the bathroom so I turned the tap off and stripped my clothes throwing them in the hamper and climbing into my hot steamy bubble bath I happily sighed laying my head on the little pillow Letting every muscle be relaxed by the soft water "Knock knock?" Came from the door "Ugghr what?" I ask annoyed he was interupting my relaxation "I have stuff to do before my bath you know" he complained as he came in his hand over his eyes "You can look Thomas" I sigh "nothing you haven't seen before" "I won't look just point me in the direction of the sink" he says walking forward so as soon as he got close I turned him and let him walk right into the sink "ooww! Thank you honey..." He sighed opening his eyes and looking in the mirror "What do you need to do?" I ask "Decide what the hell I'm doing with my hair" he answered "Wash it" I incourage "No shit" he laughs messing with his hair he had been letting it grow out again, it was currently somewhere snuggly between newt from death cure and whitey Winn and I admit I kinda like it like this it's fun to play with when it's like this "what would you recommend? Your more used to having long hair then I am" He asks "Your hair is not long Thomas" I laughed "It's long for me" he shrugs "Wash it probably, maybe deep conditioner" I smile sitting up and grabbing my shampoo starting to wash my own hair "Deep conditioner is when you like rub the stuff that kinda looks like hand cream in right?" He asks "Yes" I laughed as I noticed his smirk in the mirror I looked to see what he was looking at and I noticed his eyes where right on my breasts the mirror angled so he could see me in the bath tub "Thomas!" I complain covering my chest with my arms "Ohh come on your sat in a bubble bath you can't blame me for checking out your tits" he smirked and I sighed putting conditioner on my hair and leaving it while I wash so it works better until I noticed my soap was empty "Thomas, can you grab me another bottle of my body wash?" I ask "Sure" he says going to the cupboard under the sink and handing me a new bottle "Thank you" I smiled "Your welcome" he says giving my cheek a kiss and going back to the mirror and sink "Are you getting rid of it?" I ask putting my soap on my hands and starting to wash "Getting rid of what?" He asks "That thing" I warn looking at him in the mirror "What thing?" He laughs "That foolish attempt at facial hair you are growing above your lip" I tell him "Nope" he smirked "my face I can do what I want" he smirked trying to fix said facial hair a little better "I'm not saying you can't Thomas I'm simply saying I don't like it" I told him as I wash "it stabs me when you kiss me" "You seem to like it fine when I'm kissing in your-" he smirked "Thomas!" I interupt "Just saying" he smirked "you nearly done yet?" He complained "Nope" I smiled as I wash "Ugh you take forever" he sighed turning and leaning in the sink smirking at me "umm Hello pretty girly" "Shut up" I sighed "What? Your sat in a sweet smelling bubble bath completly naked w Rubbing body wash that kinda looks like jizz on your tits can you blame me for having a Bonner?" He asked "It doesn't look like jizz!" I laughed "It's white, kinda colourless, lightly cloudy and comes out the bottle like jizz getting sprayed" he explained so I got the bottle and out more on my hand I kinda see what he means "You may have a point there Thomas" I sigh "I can be useful for things other then food and sex y/n" he shrugged "Rarely" I laughed kicking some water at him "Whoa! Watch it" he complained "I'm getting my dam pants off before you throw your bubbly water at me again" "Okay I won't be long" I smiled I giggled a little watching him slip his clothes off until he was left in just his tight blue boxer shorts and he sat against my bath looking at me "what?" I asked "You look pretty is all honey" he says giving my lips a little kiss I kissed back until his hand that had been on my neck moved down taking a grip on my breast "Enough" I warn slapping his hand away "You spoil all my fun" he winked "Move let me get out" I laughed throwing water at him "Fine" he laughs getting up "your water still hot?" He asks as I got my towel and climbed out wrapping myself up tight "Yeah why?" I ask "I might just share your water I can't be asked to run it again" he sighed so I shrugged going to the mirror and starting to do all my face stuff and lotion as Thomas slipped his boxers off and climbed in the bath happily laying there almost asleep I smiled at his reflection in the mirror "I see you looking honey" he smirked "I'm allowed to look, nothing I don't see on a daily basis" I laughed "True" he shrugs "you always see me more then I see you, hardly fair I think" he smirked as he sat up starting to wash his hair but I noticed something "Are you using my shampoo?" I ask "Yeah" he shrugs "You could have asked?" "I was under the impression you knew I was?" "No, why aren't you using yours?" "Because men's shampoo smells bad" he answered "men's shampoo is always like rugged and leather and that sort of stuff" he explained "sometimes in life I just want my hair to smell like coconut and Banana" "Ask next time you silly boy" I smiled giving him a kiss "Noted honey" he smiled as I got my underwear on "can I use your conditioner too? As I have used your shampoo? Plus...I don't know if I have conditioner?" "You can Thomas," I smiled with a laugh he was trying but not doing to well he really isn't used to having his hair this long "ohh come here" I laughed shutting the lid of the toilet and sitting in it crossing my legs and putting the conditioner in my hands and pretty much doing it for him "Umm that feels nice to have you do it" he smiled "like I'm at some fancy spa" "Don't get used to it" I laughed "What is the thing you do with your hair?" He asks "that comes from the fancy place and comes on a stick?" "That's a hair mask Thomas, you can do that in a couple weeks if you want" I laughed "Yeah, we can go to the fancy place get some cool bath bombs have a proper little spa day" "We could, just don't put the face mask on everywhere" I laughed "One time" he sighed "And I'm never gonna let you live it down" I laughed"all done" I smiled "Thank you honey" he smiled giving me a kiss "Your welcome" I laughed Going and sitting down to start shaving my legs "Please don't take another chuck out your leg y/n? that really scared me last time" "I told you I was fine" "Yeah, I'm sat in the living room watching my movie, next thing I know my girlfriend wonder's into the room with a pint of blood dripping down her legs...you expect me not to panic!" "I cut myself shaving all the time, so do you but you shave small area in your face I got two whole legs, two armpits, two arms and a Virginia... I'm gonna bleed a little more" I explain "It still worries me" he says "and don't you dare come anywhere near me with that thing" I giggled as I finished my legs moving my razor towards him in a threatening way "no no no! You stay away" "Come on just let me get like a tiny bit" I laughed "No! Your not taking that bloody razor anywhere near me" he warns so I smirked quickly moving before he could stop me and getting a massive chuck of his leg hair off "Haha I win!" I giggled "You evil girl!" He complained trying his best to move away from me "You rather I wax them?" I ask "I'd rather you Didn't do anything" he complained "you couldn't even get like a normal bit you had to get a strip just in the middle" he asks and i giggled "fine you can do it provided I get bath sex?" He offers "Okay" I giggled "but I get to wax them after the bath sex" I smiled "What no!" He complained "I get to wax them else no sex and I swear by all the gods in this world I will wax that stupid thing of your face" I warn "Fine" he sighed "sex first" "Deal" I giggled getting my panties off and climbing in on top of him...
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" he screams "Ohh don't be such a baby Thomas" I laughed "It hurts" he complained almost in tears "Come on your almost done three more to go" I smiled putting more hot wax on this was fun it's like tourcher I literally had to handcuff his ankles to the coffee table so he wouldn't fidget "Really?" He asks "Yep then it's on to the other leg" I laughed "Uuuhhhhh!" He whined "I don't wanna do this anymore" "Well you have half a leg done I stop and your going to look ridiculous" I laughed "The wax is fine...it's just the-" he began before I ripped the next one "Aaaaahhhh!" He screams "ahh! I'm bleeding!" He complained "Yeah it's normal" I laughed "It's not normal to bleed!" ... "All done" I laughed "Great... we're done," he sighed "Just one more place" I smirk he looked confused and I simply glanced at his on shorts "No...no no no no no no" he says trying to back away but he was still cuffed to the table "you and your fucking hot wax isn't coming anywhere near my dick!" "I know what I'm doing" I laughed "It's not the knowing I'm worried about" he says "I won't Rip your cock off" I laughed "Do you want kids someday y/n? Because this is a sure fire way my dick is never gonna work again" he complained "Ohh grow up Thomas" I laughed trying to pull his pants down "No no no! Please honey anything but that" he begs "Two choices here Thomas" I smirk playing with the melting wax "I wax the dick area or I rip that stupid facial hair off your lip your choice" "Don't make me choose" he whines "You have to the count of three before I do them both" I warn "Okay okay! Take the face" he says "Good boy" I giggled "one two" I smirk before ripping it "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He sqeualed holding his face tightly "oh my god you one hundred percent took my skin off" he says "I didn't take your skin off" I laughed making him take his hands away "your fine" I laughed giving him a kiss "now... Will you let me do your eyebrows?" I giggled "You stay away from my face you sadist" he warns
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somblog · 6 years
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Everyone is garbage: some variously trashy and idiosyncratic D.Va head canons
Meme lord
Is an actual troll/identifies as a #bitch
"Girl who watches hentai"
Was briefly part of a cringey surrealist Youtube comedy group a la Filthy Frank. This is where she first conceptualized her Gremlin D.Va and Baby D.Va personas where she ran around Seoul stealing Mountain Dew/Doritos and trolling people in a bunny onesie
Went through a "Megalia" feminist phase during this time
Privately hates the South Korean government for drafting her to the MEKA force
Pillow princess/doesn't like giving head/is kind of bad at sex
Hates politics
Bit of a workaholic
Thinks of herself as straight but has had several homosexual encounters (with Sombra)
Her conservative parents don't like that she's dating Lucio but she's not versed enough with social justice theory to make a compelling argument to them why they should back the fuck off
Lucio's eyes roll out his butt when she tries to explain this to him and she just ends up sounding racist herself
Likes "girly" alcoholic drinks
Drinks rarely but gets way too drunk when she does
Is stereotypically South Korean in the following ways: genuinely enjoys wearing "couple outfits" with Lucio/periodically fancies getting plastic surgery/wants to get married young
Terrible diet and self-care skills
Lucio cooks for them, before that she ordered takeout every day
Impatient and can be easily frustrated
Very very jealous of other girls, especially ones she views as smarter or more mature
Bad at flirting and somewhat easily seduced
Prefers unprotected sex but doesn't want to get birth control because she doesn't want to gain weight
Literally cannot smoke weed. She just becomes tired and socially awkward or flies into a panic
Prefers effeminate boys, doesn't like body hair
Thinks of herself as feminine but finds it tedious to shave her legs/armpits and put on makeup all the time. She does it dutifully, however
Has mad Junker cred from winning mech duels in Junkertown
Once hooked up with Junkrat
Loves discontinued Nyago Hello Kitty merch
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0n ¥our $ide pt.1
Great. Raining again. Pouring to be exact. And the bus just had to be too early or you too late again. The bus stop is already full of people so there is no room to take cover under the roof.
You take your backbag and try to cover your head with it but remember that you also have your new laptop in it so now you have to cover the bag with your body. Honestly, you didn’t even care anymore because you are already soaking wet anyways. And looking like a complete moron was a normal feeling for you too.
10 minutes pass and the new bus still hasn’t arrived. But as a few ambulances and firetrucks pass, you know that somethings wrong. Soon someone walks by and says that there has been an accident and now it’s a huge traffic mess.
Well that’s just perfect. Someone just had to be more of a moron and create a traffic jam right when you just want to go home and think about how much you hate people. Sometimes it feels like you’re the human version of Squidward which probably is true. But somehow, whenever you go out you act like spongebob and actually like it.
Cause you have some school stuff to do you decide to go to the nearest coffe shop which turns out to be Starbucks. Yay great I can be a basic Starbucks white girl. Not that you actually had anything against it but it looked really funny how some teenage girls just live there.
You step in and are not surprised by the long queue but who cares. You have time. But getting a seat might be a little bit harder. I mean, who wants to have a soaking wet person who kinda looks homeless after a long day at school sit next to them.
Finally when its your turn you take a simple caramel latte. Because the place is full of people it’s really hard to talk since you are not so used to yelling.
“ what’s your name?”
“_______”
“ What?!”
“ my name’s _____”
“What?!”
You yell your name one more time and he seems to write it down. He looks really tired too with his ginger curly hair messed up and sweat under his armpits.
You wait for your drink for quite a time before you get it. You look at the cup and there is ‘Somebody’ written on it. Seriously gingerbread, you really wrote Somebody instead of a random name? Congratulations winning the title of the worst employee of the year.
At this point you don’t even care anymore and just sit in front of a guy. You take a quick look at him and are not sure if it is a guy or not but damn his hot as hell. He looks at you and takes a sip of what seems to be an iced coffee.
“ Hello Somebody”
Ok I think that sounded like a girl but men can have girly voices too. And what’s up with the sexy accent? Also she is wearing a black t-shirt and her tattoos look pretty unique and bold for a girl. The hair and necklace and jeans, it all combined makes you feel confused
“ Yeah I got that name from my grandmom"
You say jokingly and scan her with your eyes. You stop at her hand and are now pretty sure that she’s a girl. A man just can’t have hands that skinny and famine.
“ I’m a girl if you were wondering”
She says while smiling and taking a sip from her drink. She also keeps her eyes only on you, probably because you look like a complete mess. Her sentence got you by a little shock and now you feel embarrassed but the cool you that you are can’t leave it this way. You lift your drink and before taking a sip you ask her with a straight face:
“ Why would you think that I don’t know”
“ The look on you face was pretty lost and confused from the moment you sat down. Also the way you were scanning my whole look gave you in ”
“oh”
Sometimes accepting you loss is the only right thing to do, no matter how hard it is. But she just laughs kindly. Somehow the silence wasn’t that awkward as you expected.
“ Don’t worry happens to me a lot. So what’s your real name, Cinderella?”
Seriously? Cinderella? Do I really look that bad. This time, i’m not gonna lose.
“ And why should I tell you Prince Charming?”
“Maybe so i can take you to my castle and you can meet your fairy godmother for a make over.”
You both laugh and you give her the oh no you did not just do that look. She won again, 2:0 your loss. But it’s not that bad having a conversation with her makes you feel good and wanted. But there is still something intimidating about her that makes you feel uncomfortable in a sexual way.
“ Seriously though, you look like crap. I live here nearby. You could really use a shower and some new clothes before the evil witch makes you her slave.”
3:0 so I think that now I really have to go with her. It seems a little weird to go to someone’s place knowing them for only what, 10 minutes? But a hot shower would be really good.
“ I accept your invitation”
You say with the most British accent you could do, making her laugh and reach out a hand for yours.
“ I think that won’t be necessary, I’m a strong independent woman after all”
You say proudly lifting your chin up. She looks up and down on you and smirks.
“ Yeah I can totally see that”
4:0 I give up. Usually you were the one who was good at this but damn she was even better. Only she did not make feel like complete moron you now are sexually confused also. Thank you God, fairy godmother and all the 7 dwarves for that.
So that’s the first part. Let me know if you want more or something. Also this is the first time I have written this thingsoihopeyoulikeitbye.
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russellthornton · 6 years
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Feminazi Alert: 50 Signs You’re a Radical Feminist & Don’t Know It
Feminism freed women and gave them options they never had before. A feminazi seeks to take away women’s freedom to be women.
Okay, I am going to say something that may offend a great number of women and possibly an entire political movement in one fell swoop. Whenever you combine the word “Nazi” with any other word, it is meant to be offensive though. So, remember, don’t shoot the messenger. A feminazi is not a feminist.
The difference is a feminist is someone who believes a woman should have the same rights and privileges as a man in society. That, I agree with.
A feminazi has a view of the world that I don’t agree with. She is angry and upset about almost all things gender, believes women and men are completely and utterly equal in all ways, and gives no allowance for the fact that men and women are created differently.
50 signs you might be a feminazi
Born out of the feminist movement, feminazis take it several steps too far, are uncomfortable to be around, and, well, sometimes make you question their idea of gender roles altogether. Not allowing anyone to have their own opinion, they constantly try to tell the women around them that if they don’t subscribe to their military-like view of gender annihilation, then they simply don’t get it.
If you have a tendency to become a little too incensed about freeing the nipple, growing armpit hair, or don’t like a guy opening the door for you, that is on you. Not all of us have to feel that way, however. So, for the rest of our sakes, maybe you can just take it down a notch?
#1 You think that a bra is “the man’s” way of keeping you chained down. Bras are way too confining for your girls. [Read: The alpha female: 15 alpha qualities you need to unleash it!]
#2 You think cooking dinner is offensive since it is traditionally “woman’s work.” It isn’t that you can’t, you just don’t want to be held down.
#3 You haven’t been touched by a razor. Legs and armpits are made with hair for a reason.
#4 You think that girls have no obligation to smell good. No one is going to tell you how you can smell.
#5 Curves are something that your clothes should hide, not accentuate. Clothes aren’t for showing off your assets, they are utilitarian.
#6 You think conditioner was an invention a man made to rip you off. Let your hair be frizzy, that is your prerogative as a woman.
#7 You won’t be in a skirt anytime sooner than the guy next door. Skirts are just breezy pants to make women suffer.
#8 Pink. To a feminazi, it is like nails on a chalkboard.
#9 You think flirting is a useless tool that demeans women. Flirting is a waste of your time. A guy should like you for what’s on your mind, not in your pants.
#10 When you have a baby shower you make it unisex, even if you know the sex. Let’s not be labeling genders.
#11 You hate Barbie. She couldn’t even be real if she wanted to.
#12 You think it is totally okay for boys to play with dolls, but you don’t want to. Dolls are too frilly and cliche. [Read: Girly stuff stereotypes: 15 typical things not all girls like]
#13 Purses make you mad, especially the kind that cost a lot. What a waste of baggage.
#14 You can go on for hours about how mad you are that dry cleaners charge more for women’s shirts than men’s *although I do find that one offensive*. Okay, I will give you that one.
#15 High heels were an invention created to hurt a woman’s back and to make her look cheapened in the workplace. Until you see your male colleagues sporting stilettos, it ain’t gonna happen for you.
#16 You get all giddy when a gender protest might happen. You are always ready with a sign.
#17 Right to life issues makes smoke come out your ears. You always feel like anti-abortion men are coming to take your rights away. Relax… please.
#18 The word slut just sends you into a tizzy. Sluts are just women enjoying sex too. [Read: Slutty girls: 12 positive lessons we can all learn from them]
#19 You can swear like a sailor, or be one, and no one is going to tell you, you can’t. Lady manners are oppressive.
#20 If a guy gets promoted before you, you scream gender pay inequality. It can’t possibly be that he is more qualified or has a better personality.
#21 You get upset when a guy pulls out your chair, opens your door, or orders your meal. Those are all signs of disrespect for your gender. I can take care of myself, dammit!
#22 You think different starting times at marathons or separating winning times according to gender is angering. We are all equal, stop treating us differently.
#23 You believe that a woman can do ANYTHING that a man can do. I can even have a baby without men thanks to science.
#24 Calling someone sweetheart is tantamount to sexual assault in your book. What did you say to me?
#25 You were going to vote for Hillary or any other female candidate just because they were female… period. Politicians should all be women to make peace not war… right?
#26 Makeup, hair dye, and perfume were all created by men to keep women down and objectified.
#27 You know what the objectification of women means. You won’t let anyone make you an object of desire!
#28 The thought of a stripper makes you so mad you can’t speak.
#29 Lace is a four-letter word. If men don’t wear it, why should you?
#30 To you blow jobs are just another way that men debase women. Enough said. [Read: Top 8 reason why she refuses to give a blow job]
#31 Porno is just a symptom of the abuse that men perpetrate on women in society. The internet drives you crazy!
#32 Modification to make things easier for women is disrespectful to the female gender. You can do the same all the way around.
#33 If there is something to be moved you’ll be damned if some guy is going to do it for you. Move over, I got it!
#34 Flowers were meant for funerals, not to make women swoon. A waste of money, you’d rather go to the movies.
#35 You think that someone who wants to stay home and raise children is giving up her dreams. As a feminazi, you think that women who stay home deprive themselves of a real life. [Read: Stay at home wives and all the reasons so many women envy her]
#36 You don’t believe that a kid needs a mom and a dad because gender makes no difference. Don’t be limiting anyone’s gender!
#37 You would rather have a dirty house than clean it, that isn’t a woman’s job.
#38 You think that all men want is sex and are all on the prowl no matter what they say. Guys only want one thing! [Read: What to look for in a guy: 20 things that matter beyond looks]
#39 Letting your hair air dry is the only way to go. No one is going to tell you how to prepare for your day.
#40 You can bench as much as any man and aren’t afraid to spend hours pumping iron.
#41 You think that past generations of women have been brainwashed into feeling feminine. Your mom was just too dumb to know she missed out on so many options.
#42 You believe gender identity is taught not inherent. To a feminazi, stereotypes and society determine gender, not genetics.
#43 Manicures and pedicures are ridiculous and a waste of money to you.
#44 You try to convince young girls that they shouldn’t settle for careers that you deem too “womanly” like teaching and nursing. You seek out girls to mentor, so they don’t fall prey to womanistic ideas.
#45 Gloria Stein is your hero and the only woman who “gets it.” The feminazi of all time is your role model.
#46 Your wardrobe looks no different from your best guy friend.
#47 Most girls just don’t get it and need you to explain to them how they are being taken advantage of. It is your personal job to let every woman know how much they are being oppressed.
#48 You think that gender-specific toys are the downfall of society and keep people chained in stereotypes.
#49 You want to play football, baseball, and hockey, forget the girlie sports, they belittle women. You can compete on a “man’s” field all day long. [Read: Dating feminine men: Is it a boom or bust?]
#50 There is no way that you are ever going to use your gender to get ahead, not for all the tea in China. Not even if it will get you to the top.
[Read: The opposite of feminist: A new generation of women?]
A feminazi works very hard to omit what women can and can’t do by trying not to equalize genders, but to erase them and take away the things that make women, women.
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