#aaaaaaand send

[milf-harrington]

modern au keika "lived in a motel with his sister for three years" nosurname has to teach atlas "knows the difference between a salad fork and a dessert fork" lavore how to use chopsticks

[godsspecialprincess]

adam saw

[lesbiankakyoin]

putting moma kumakura through a gauntlet of eternal torture. call that a war horse plinko

[loveabletechnopath]

toyota prius honda prius ford prius tesla prius dodge prius chevy prius nissan prius

[toxifoxx]

do you guys think william squirts

[miyku]

[sunflowercider]

llojavi

[blessphemy]

what I need is a PhD thesis on the factors affecting the tensile strength of my saliva ropes in different situations

[sad-gay-cowboy]

do you guys think dr jeckyll and mr hyde ever explored each others bodies

[crystallinearts]

officially titled "I'm Just Your Problem", an ASMR with original character Xin (a monster boy, shapeshifter/mimic/changeling) featuring reverse comfort (anxiety attack and general insecurity) and crying sounds has been posted!

"No… I'm okay talking about it… just… I didn't want to bother you…"

[annunakitty]

The journey of fucking off begins with a single step.

~Annunakitty, 2023

[spirirsstuff]

HRFEHEBEHSJFJEJNF I MUST DRAW A SILLY BUT I DO NOT HAVE MY TABLET

I CANNOT DRAW A SILLY WITHOUT MY TABLET GRRRRRRRRRR

[gojoest]

appearance matchup for @zorotits

[a-romanic-notion]

The rangers at Katmai National Park when they see Holly (Bear 435)

[hyperiridescence]

Dima PAFL is like if Mob MP100 had no morals (affectionate)

[sorrowfulrosebud]

Katsuki fumbled as the heavy wooden door of your mansion was nearly slammed in his face, you being the cause. Your infuriated strides didn’t stop as you reached the kitchen.

Katsuki felt his eyes burn and bile rise in his throat as he tried desperately to reach you.

“Baby, please! It was one time, and I didn’t even kiss her-,” he rambles worriedly, taking a step aback as you turn around.

Your eyes held nothing but pure fire and pain.

“Oh my FUCKING GOD Katsuki! You didn’t kiss her?! Oh that’s just wonderful, I totally forgive you for going behind my FUCKING BACK and fucking other women! That makes everything okay now!” You cry? Laugh? You couldn’t tell anymore.

Katsuki winces at your tears, pearly streaks of his own staining his cheeks. He reaches for you, heart breaking when you flinch away from him.

“Baby-,” he starts.

“Don’t you fucking DARE call me that you disloyal bastard,” you sob.

“I gave you my EVERYTHING, you son of a bitch! The nights I spent slaving over that fucking stove so YOU wouldn’t go hungry! I broke my back cleaning this fucking house, I give up my social life so we can be together, I bust my fucking ass doing stuff in bed I don’t want to do, ALL FOR YOU! I gave you EVERYTHING! So don’t you fucking dare try and have some balls now.” You sob through gritted teeth.

Katsuki sinks to his knees, openly sobbing and grabbing your hands. You tried forcing them back, but his grip was relentless. He pressed tearful kisses to your hands, amplifying your pained sobs.

“(Y/N), please! It was the worst mistake of my entire fucking life, of OUR lives. It was an act of stupidity, and if I could go back in time I would kill past me for even looking at her. It’s YOU I love, not her. It’s you, it’s always been you,” he gasped for breath, looking up at you. You paused.

“AAAAAAAND CUT! That was a great take everyone, go grab some lunch and be back in an hour to continue the shoot,” the director shouts, hopping off his pedestal.

You wiped your tears off, cursing the added tear stick as you laughed.

“Jesus Christ, that was a rough scene. How are you, baby?” You look down at him. Your smile was warm, a complete contrast to the character in the series you were acting in. Katsuki made no move to wipe his tears.

He rose slowly, before wrapping his arms around you tightly. He sniffled as he held you as close as possible, kissing the side of your face.

“Baby, are you alright? It was just a scene!” You giggle, kissing him on the forehead.

“If I ever make you sad like that, I need you to kill me. I would rather die than make you cry the way you just did,” he sniffed, wiping his nose and holding your cheeks.

“Aw sweetie. I know you’d never cheat on me. I love you so, so, so much. I guess we just did too good a job acting,” you giggle. You pull him in closer for a kiss, wiping his tears and playing with his baby hairs.

“I love you so much. Never ever forget that,” he says firmly. You nod, before squeezing out of his grip and tapping his ass playfully.

“Of course angel, now let’s get lunch. Sato made enchiladas and I’m craving them so badly,” you kiss him again. Katsuki’s phone beeped, and he checked before grimacing slightly.

“I’ll be right there babe, Eijiro’s complaining about something,” he says, squeezing your sides and sending you off.

You’re so fucking right, baby. He thought. His chest bloomed in pain. Ochaco’s bunched up tits stared right back at him in picture form, taunting him.

I did too good of an acting job.