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Me when I’m not in Japan at the Demon Slayer Live Event cold soba noodle battle helping Inosuke and Zenitsu’s voice actors finish their last 80 bowls to get to 1000
#kny#AAUGH THE FANS JUMPED IN TO HELP THEM IM. SCREAMING#no idea what the fuck anybody is saying but I’m glad they’re having a good time
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ur cool, u remind me of a black street cat that ya’d see gnawing on half smoked cigs in a dark alley way or like some cool 90s girl in a horror film that has good music taste and cool fits and slaughters the killer (i mean this in the best way possible)
i love you bfrhbej this is one of the best things i have ever been told, except i wouldn't slaughter the killer. after he kidnaps me i fall in love with him and he brainwashes me into killing people with him and we run away as far away as we can. we are going to drive across the united states committing crimes while escaping from the authorities (natural born killers)
#if i were sid from scream me and billy would be making out while he's covered in blood#i would help him. ALSO STU????????? AAUGH#sid(speakz)!
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i need to write yuri so bad but the illness
#the illness..... aaugh.#i've been writing maybe 200 words per day?? that's all i can do. its so slow. its killing me. im dying.#help me.... aaough
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some of the songs in the over the garden wall soundtrack sound Unfortunately quite like the noise that my oven timer makes when it goes off and AAAA and STRESS and TORMENT and FEAR and LATE TO IMPORTANT EVENTS and YIKES and WORRY
#news from the cupola#please I need to finish this pumpkin bread before Next Activity! and then Scampering back and forth across the town all day! help! aaugh!#but THEN we can have nice halloweenparty#aaough. aieeee.#anyway we play the otgw soundtrack LOUD tho' we fear it dismays the housemates
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I woke up this morning and my immediate first thought was "man. I wanna play some Slime Rancher."
Like honey, you haven't even GOTTEN BREAKFAST yet and you already wanna corral slimes. Like what the heck??
If you wanna know how it's going, I have two pens of pink cat largos, one pen of pink boom largos, one puddle slime, and one pen of phosphorus slimes.
I'm doing GREAT
#i have so many pink tabbys send help#at least theyre the main source of income so thats good#like no kidding. these two pens fund my ranch more than anything AND THEYRE PINK. TABBY SLIMES#AAUGH#anyways#the cake doth speak
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ababb don't trust random asks in your inbox asking for support if you don't know them, those are scams !!
YYYAYAya... more often than not they are!!!
#silly stuff#I mulled over doing anything about bc of that#even though I checked their blog I wasnt sure#my sister said she'd rather be a sucker to 1000 scams and help 1 person than not help anyone at all#which I think is a good point but ngl the whole thing made me anxious#I took down da post but like!!! aaugh!!!!#I feel bad!!!#this is why I don't like scammers. It's hard to believe when someone is being genuine.#not that I'm calling that person a scammer#I just dont like scammers in general#idk about them though hence why I took the post down cuz... I am unsure..
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it's me Juno's bf I'm dying here
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starting to rethink abt the bug man dear GOD
#AAUGH its so hard not to whenever i see art n stuff of him HELP#esp the video his voice actress made#once again i am not being normal abt a fictional older man#looks at one drawing i made of him and explodes#havent posted that one but AAUGH dies#fool rambles#i swear its bc i jokingly called him babygirl (was clearly bc of his first appearance in the show)#gona keep it as a crush for now- just until i really make the decision hrmmm
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Art dumps on you
#art dump#aaugh#why does Art not look like a word#am i okay#help me call 911#I thisnk ism hebinh a styroke#heslpme
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HE’S SO “O O” I LOVE HIM. AAJSHNBSKSNABSBX
you're telling me there's five of these pebbles
#the colors are CRAZY AWESOME#the different eras….#THE SNOW PERSPECTIVE?? HELP AAUGH#just. generally. woah.
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OMFGFGFGFG HOW COME I DIDNT SEE YOU POST YESTERDAY!?!?!? MY BAD FOR MISSING OUT ON YOUR BANGERS OML 🙏🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖💖💖🫶🫶
YOUR ART IS THE TASTIEST AND I LOVE SEEING YOUR WALLY DRAWINGS AS ALWAYS AAAGHGHRRGGHAHERST EPXLODING
Yes i died again *twerks sadly*
Some silly things!!!








And dtiys by @/fartyk0ff <3
#welcome home#wally darling#julie joyful#welcome home au#collector wally au#I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ARTTTT /P#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I LOVE UR AU BTW AAUGH#I REALLY SHOULD DRAW IT SOMETIME#I KEEP PROMISING TO DRAW THINGS BUT I NEVER DO IT#I FR NEED TO ORGANISE WHAT I SHOULD DRAW FIRST HELP#RB
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Surviving Purely Out Of Spite
By ClickClickBoom
(Also here on AAO3.)
Chapter 8: Making it Weird in Rivain and Talons in Treviso
“Lucanis, duck!” Shouted Taash.
The battlefield ran red, buzzing with a swarm of furious Deep Stalkers, but the assassin, as ever, was incredibly fast on his feet. Lucanis dropped back within seconds of an enormous chunk of granite whizzing by his right ear. It immediately lodged into the skull of another rampaging beast.
“Nice one, Taash!” Dellamorte hollered with a fierce grin.
“Pack leader on your left!” Yelled Rook over the din.
Spite’s wings erupted from Lucanis’s back and he launched skyward at an impossible speed. Within seconds he had landed on the muscle-bound beast, a dagger lodged into its skull. Even dying, the furious creature lurched and bucked, desperate to get free of its attacker. Lucanis hung on like a champ, and a second dagger to the eye sent the beast clamoring to the sand in a heap.
Rook fried a trio of the creatures in succession with bombastic bolts of lightening. They too crumpled to the sand, sizzling with smoke.
Seconds later, Taash gored the final two beasts with their gleaming golden axes, one in the head, the other splayed fully across the gut.
The battlefield had fallen silent. Rook and Lucanis both wavered where they stood, panting from exertion and sweating buckets beneath the scorching Rivaini sun. They’d been traipsing around the coast since well before sunrise, and at barely past 9, the day was already becoming a scorcher.
“How on Maferath’s left nut does anyone manage to run into a horde of deepstalkers within twenty minutes of chasing off a dragon?” Rook joked between pants. They had barely caught their breath after helping a couple of Isabela’s Lords of Fortune flush a lightning-belching Northern Hunter from one of their more frequently traversed caves when an ambush of three Deepstalkers quickly became many times the problem, “I am really starting to think one of us is cursed.”
“…Was that a demon joke?” Lucanis deadpanned, “That was a demon joke.”
Rook quirked an eyebrow and snickered, “Good? Bad?”
“Workshop it.”
“Uuugh,” Taash complained. Their Qunari friend waded through nearly two dozen bodies to retrieve a sword, “is it just me, or have these damn things gotten juicier lately?”
It was a fair question, given the state of them all. The beach was riddled with deepstalker corpses and soaked through with blood. Taash, Rook and Lucanis hadn’t faired much better - Rook was quite sure blood had soaked through every layer of clothing she had on… it was deeply unpleasant.
“It’s the numbers,” Lucanis assessed, trying and failing to wipe a dagger clean on his thigh - his pants were just as bloody as the blade, “You cut open anything in numbers greater than three, you are going to have one hell of a mess.”
“Well, it’s gross. This is gross,” Taash grumbled.
“Death is gross,” Rook noted. She squint against the sweat in her eyes, “But, I mean, aren’t dragons super bloody to kill? I’d think you’d be used to this kind of mess.”
“Yeah, but it makes sense in an animal that big,” said Taash.
Lucanis had given up on his daggers and worked to peel off sticky, sodden gloves instead, “Universal rule - Generally speaking, most bodies are the same. All are basically just bags of water and farts.”
An unseemly snort escaped Rook - a sign of success, judging by the Crow’s grin.
Taash, meanwhile, balked, “Aaugh! That’s worse! You just made it worse!”
“Tell me I’m wrong.”
“Oh my god, seriously though?” Rook’s attention was quickly pulled to the fact that her hair - waist length and curly as it was - was also matted with blood. She could feel it sticking to her back through her clothes, “I don’t think I can make it all the way back to the Lighthouse like this.”
“See?” Taash insisted to Lucanis, jabbing a finger at Rook, “Exactly!”
The assassin looked unphased.
“In which case,” Rook pressed, “Two questions. One, is that river nearby decent freshwater?”
Taash shrugged, “Technically, they all should be. They’re all coming in from the mountains.”
“Good, then two,” Rook bumbled a bit, trying to pull a boot from her foot a sickening squelch, “Think you can handle a couple of naked human asses while we try and get some of this mess washed off?”
Taash laughed, “Yeah, whatever. Doesn’t bother me any.”
It was a surprisingly time-consuming affair. Every scrap of clothing, and every weapon (which, by Rook’s count, hit nearly 15 between Taash and Lucanis alone. So many knives!) had to be soaked or scrubbed through.
An hour later, accoutrements of all sorts were splayed across granite boulders, baking beneath the sun. Taash ducked back beneath the roaring waterfall just up the way, making sure they were free of any more errant bits of deepstalker.
Rook, meanwhile, sat chest-deep in the river’s frigid crystal waters. She leaned back, thoroughly relaxed, as Lucanis helped gingerly work the carnage from her hair.
“You nearly took an entire deepstalker home with you,” he teased.
“Can’t have that,” said Rook, cracking one eye open against the sun to watch the Crow’s endearing concentration over the task, “Between Assan, Manfred and Spite, I’m pretty sure we’re full up on chaotic tag-alongs.”
Lucanis’s eyebrows rose humorously, “No doubt… Ah,” he managed to detangle one last fleshy bit of something, before nodding, “There. About as good as we’re getting without a decent soap.”
Rook dunked back beneath the chilly currents, quick to re-emerge with a sputter, “Shit this is cold!”
Lucanis, meanwhile, float back to submerge up to his collarbone and was eyeballing her with a chuckle.
“What?”
“Nothing,” he teased.
“I’ve got that whole ‘kinda looks like a drowning rat’ thing going on, don’t I?” Rook joked knowingly.
Her curls had run straight under the water’s weight, and a usually full, bold head of hair ran lank and incredibly long. She was familiar with the effect - it always looked absurd.
The Crow threw up two hands in a mock defense, “Your words, not mine.”
“Uh-huh.”
Lucanis quickly found himself dodging splashes and trying to catch the hands that launched them his way, cracking up the whole while.
“Heeeyy,” they only calmed down when Taash’s voice sounded from closer nearby, “You two leaving enough room for the Maker over there?”
“Oh, I have not heard that one in a long while,” the assassin laughed.
“How we doing with the drying?” Rook asked.
Taash had waded over to everyone’s gear, giving their own tunic a good shake, “Eh. I think half of Lucanis’s leather’s gonna need overnight and some conditioning. The rest? Wet, but good enough.”
“Good enough means lunch soon. And I am starving,” Lucanis replied.
Rook was already making her way for their gear… smartly out of reach of the Crow before turning back to tease, “Yeah, vehnan. Come on out, let’s see just how cold that water really is.”
“Making it weird,” warned Taash.
Lucanis, meanwhile, half-scolded, half chuckled, “Ohh-ho …Rook.”
He tore after the elf, grinning after her ridiculous squeal and laughter, just as Spite chimed in, “NICE one. Rook!”
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They were still tracking drops of water onto the stone floor as they arrived home through the Vi’Revas. Rook suddenly found herself shivering. After hours boiling on the coast, the Lighthouse’s cool underbelly felt frigid.
“Chioccolata Calda?” Lucanis offered at the sound of Rook’s chattering teeth.
“Oh yes please.”
Boots squelched wetly the entire way up the stairs.
“Did Rook take another surprise trip to the bottom of a lake?” Neve mused from her perch on the Library’s couch at her teammates’ soggy appearances.
Taash snickered, continuing their damp trek to the second floor.
“Oh, come on,” said Rook, “A gal falls into a lake once—“
“Thrice,” Lucanis correctly playfully, “We really do need to teach you how to swim.”
“If we could ever find the time,” Neve mused from over her quill and a fat stack of notes. She then looked up, adding seriously, “Your baby Crow is in the Dining Hall, Lucanis. Apparently, whatever news he has was too important to write down.”
Lucanis went shock-serious. He spared Rook a glance, before quickly making for the door.
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“Ser!”
Valentín scrambled to stand from a casual slump at the Dining Hall table the moment he realized just who, exactly, had entered the room. At just the right age where long legs and big ears hadn’t quite caught up with the rest of his growth, the teenager somehow looked even more reedy than usual. Quickly adding to that was the look of genuine nerves that seemed to have struck ramrod up his spine at being found slouching by one of the heads of his house.
“What do you have?” Lucanis bit coolly.
“Movement from the Talons,” said Valentín, “All of them. The staff… houses De Riva and Cantori… Treviso Crows only just found out this morning as they started to arrive.”
The boy blanched, looking a bit baffled as Rook walked right up to him. She had placed hands upon his cheeks and was giving him the hairy eyeball.
“Baby, you look exhausted,” she noted warmly, “How long have you been here?”
“I…” he squirmed, casting a cautious glance at Lucanis.
The senior Dellamorte sighed as he watched the little woman fuss over details that he had brushed past entirely. The knot in his brow unfurled a bit as he thought better of himself.
“Sit. There is nothing that need be said that cannot be done over food.”
Before long, a solid spread of meats, bread, cheeses and fruit sat before the boy, and he was quick to dive in. Rook beamed at the steaming mug of chocolate that Lucanis placed before her before taking a seat of his own with his coffee.
“According to Viago, the third Talon said he received an invitation weeks ago,” the boy continued unprompted, “It seems much the same for the others. And all sworn to secrecy about the meet. The Villa has been scrambling - Food, preparations. We’ve a dozen extra security from Teia and Viago alone… and for some reason, the entire staff has been forbidden from the east wing. Tia Alma has been furious.”
Lucanis managed a chuckle at that, for all of his pensiveness otherwise, and it was little wonder why. He had regaled Rook of more than a few stories of Tia Alma. The shrewd, matronly little woman had overseen the entire staff of Villa Dellamorte for as long as Lucanis could remember, and she was nothing if not incredibly skilled at ruling that particular roost when Caterina was busy with business as First Talon. She was also, apparently, an exceptional cook. The one area she and young Lucanis had bonded most over was food, and over the years she had taught the boy everything she knew on the subject.
“Illario and half truths are to be expected,” Lucanis noted, “Though I suspect Viago and Teia are less than pleased about discovering the inventions second-hand.”
“However mad Alma may be,” Valentín agreed sheepishly from past a healthy bite of ham, “They are much worse. Especially Teia.”
“Si,” Lucanis mused evenly, before cutting to the chase, “But you are burying the lead.”
“Aye, siento,” the boy winced and was quick to explain, “It’s bad, ser. Illario has everyone expected to gather in the Opera House by dusk. To discuss his succession as First Talon.”
Rook froze, mid-gulp, and watched over the lip of her mug as the color completely drained from Lucanis’s face. His temples twitched as he bit down hard, and she swore she caught a flash of violet light in his eyes. She carefully placed her cup back on the table. Valentín, meanwhile, kept his gaze fixed silently upon his food. Both Rook and the boy, it seemed, knew Lucanis quite well enough to gather when he was genuinely, deeply irate, but doing his damnedest to mask it.
“Forgive me,” he said quietly as he stood, “A moment.”
Rook and Valentín watched in silence as the senior Crow strode for the pantry and shoved his way inside.
“You’ve got a shit job, kid,” Rook whispered apologetically to the boy, a hand patting his forearm.
Valentín watched the open doorway for a moment, clearly trying to gage his own safety, before a sad little smirk crossed his face.
“Believe it or not,” he mused quietly, “I have had worse.”
Rook tittered a chuckle of her own, “From what that one has told me of his own training, I believe i—“
There was a violent flash of purple light and a plume of unctuous black smoke from the pantry door. Rook scrambled to catch Valentín by the sleeve of his coat as he leaped to his feet in a panic.
“Nonono,” Rook whispered quickly. She was glad the kid was smart enough to listen, less he make an already tense situation much worse, “Sit. You focus on your food, I’ll…” she had stood up as the teenager reclaimed his chair, still unable to tear his wide, worried eyes from the door.
“But it…”
“Eat, sweetheart,” She said, patting a hand upon a scrawny shoulder as she rounded the table, “I’ve got it.”
…She hoped. Rook strode cautiously for the open doorway, the scent of ozone and sulfur tickling her nose the closer she came to the room.
“Lucanis? Are you…?”
She blinked owlishly for a moment, trying to gauge what she was seeing upon stepping inside.
Violent streaks of char and ash streaked the walls, fanning out from center in vicious tendrils. But not just streaks - the singe of two white-hot, furious wings - at the center of which, sat huddled upon the floor, was Lucanis.
“Oh, Vehnan,” Rook whispered softly.
Lucanis sat, his knees pulled up nearly to his chest, elbows upon his knees. One hand laced into his hair, his eyes glassy with tears.
Rook doubled back, and quietly shut the door - Privacy between them and the stressed out teenager at the table.
She sat right down with him then, face to face, a gentle hand brushing his cheek. He couldn’t make eye contact at first, thoughts trapped in a painful, grief-stricken spiral. The moment he blinked tears, Rook pulled him into a tight hug, “I’m so sorry, Vehnan. There’s nothing about this that mustn’t hurt like hell.”
Wickedly tense shoulders relaxed just enough to wrap arms around her, pulling Rook as close as he could manage, anxious, furious trembling be damned. She held him quietly, breathing slow and even - breathing he struggled to ground himself to once again.
“How are we doing in there, Spite?”
“Hurts,” was all the demon could manage.
It made sense, Rook thought. She knew from experience that few emotions stole words from tongues more completely than the sting of betrayal.
Lucanis closed his eyes against fingernails that brushed softly through his hair, hot tears warming the damp fabric at her shoulder where his face had hidden away. It was only once the Crow had managed a deep, shuttering sigh that she let him go - and even then, only enough to sit back against the wall, looking deeply miserable.
“I have to be ready for this, mi amor,” he said quietly, admitting, “I do not feel it.”
“Lucanis, I don’t know how anyone could,” Rook replied. “This… this is a lot. For anybody. But I also…” she mulled carefully over words, a hand rubbing idly over where his heart thrummed a war drum in his chest, “I cannot imagine anyone more capable. Or more brave. And who will absolutely not be doing this alone.”
He caught that hand, and pulled it to his lips, leaving a kiss upon the soft, delicate underside of her wrist, before holding it warmly back over his heart.
“Then… We deal with this tonight,” he agreed. He slowly wrestled back his calm with that small scrap of composure, one breath at a time, “The three of us.”
“We absolutely do.”
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age veilguard#lucanis x rook#rookanis#rook x lucanis#dragon age fan fiction#veil jumper rook#rook aldwir#jynn aldwir#taash dragon age#Taash#taash the dragon hunter
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a pink haired individual falls in through a window
AAUGH… oh wait I’m in HAHA
— @investigatingtheinstitute
Alexander jumps in surprise, looking between the newcomer and the figure of Hatsune Miku on his desk. She’s unharmed. Thank God.
Um… Can I help you?
Alex isn’t exactly used to people climbing through the window, but to be honest, he’s seen weirder things.
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seeing that ask that raises the possibility of Akari evolving into a Sylveon puts a very big and wholesome emphasize on the friendship she has with Ingo. And I know the PMD have a very strong emphasize on friendship.
I'm bad at PMD so I never got really far, but I kinda imagine a pinch situation much much later on. And her evolving into Sylveon helps saving the situation and possibly Ingo too.
would be funny if she is a little bummed at the evolution result at first (no matter what her evolution turns out to be) but learns to love it fairly quickly!
(also imagine a scenario where she wraps one of her ribbons around Ingo in an attempt to soothe him in another instance helping to calm him down, or Ribbons used to make hugs extra sweet)
In regards to this ask
I like that!! She definitely would be bummed too — she didn’t decide this first!! And why does it have to be a fairy type!! But she wasn’t making a decision anyways and probably never would, so something like this was bound to happen at some point.
And maybe she’d be a little embarrassed that her emotions are put out on such a display now, evolving into friendship incarnate lol. But as you said, she’d eventually grow to appreciate it!
Those ribbon scenarios are so sweet too ;-; Ingo would probably need soothing after a bout of the Blaze ability winding him up, and that would help so much. And ribbon hugs!! SO SWEET I love that visual ;v; But she would totally terrorize Ingo with the ribbons too lol.
“INGO WATCH OUT A TENTACOOL’S ABOUT TO LATCH ONTO YOUR FACE AAUGH-”
“AKARI STOP I CANT SEE”
#wayward’s asks#HISUI PMD AU#projecting my great dislike of most fairy types onto Akari oops#don’t dislike the typing itself it’s just 98% of Pokémon that happen to have the fairy type I am not a fan of lol#it could be fun to design a sylveon after Akari#I could easily turn those ribbons into something that more closely resembles her scarf that would be fun
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I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE APART OF A BOOK - CLUB .. or have someone to talk to abt my favorite books but this has never happened . It's hard to find reads i genuinely enjoy &retain and if i do, i don't know anyone interested in the same topics + I usually finish stories within a day or two bcus i am too impatient . i want to read more book this year and rly retain them , a book - club just sounds so adorable aaugh /ᐠ ◞ ◟マ I am imagining a teaparty essentially. i just need friends I think. i know Johanna knows how to read but maybe she can help teach my bunnies and the other two kitties
#I have a victorian medicine book i rly love AND ! bought myself for christmas a pop - up book I wanted so so badly as a kid ..#Lovely little wonderland sort of thing Pls remind me to show off
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however im realizing there are people who im like "i love you forever i will get drunk at your wedding and make sure your partner knows we're fun" and then theres "i love you forever i will help PLAN your engagement/sangeet" and then theres "i love you forever anytime im on the same coast as you ill text and we'll both drive just to hang for an hour"
treating my family friends like my cousins has 100% improved my relationships with most of them.....like i can finally admit that theyre annoying as shit sometimes but i will still love them forever <3
#trying to figure out what category my girl getting married next june is............cause she's a lot but she did smth for me once#when i was 16. that i will never repay her for so um. aaugh fine ill text her i feel bad if im not actively helping#we're very different people but sometimes u need someone who has known you since you were 5 and is a little bit older to like#take u by the shoulders backstage and look in your soul and go Hey. Calm The Fuck Down Right Now.
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