#abbyposting

[aberrsary]

Sharing my natural hair for once :3 (x)

[pinktittywitch]

owhaaaa im a pathetuc little lesbian oh nooo and it would be soo scary if a girl kisssed me right now. like, right now. please. girl. kiss. now.

[tranny-physiccs]

trick

💥💥💥💥arson💥💥💥💥

[st7rnioioss]

౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆ snaps you’d take of chris as his girlfriend

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: swearing, fluff, idk?

a/n: hi chat. i got bored and made these😨 anyways, i PROMISE i’m working on romance cheat sheet and used to be my girl!!!

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[sturniolo-rat]

✨Matt Sturniolo Headcanons✨

For True And Certified Yapper Girls🗣️

🤍 Matt loves talkative women

From what I gather Matt isn’t naturally a loud person with paragraphs and paragraphs to say. He thinks a lot and says things in a very efficient so he doesn’t use so many words. I think he would absolutely love to have a yapper girlfriend that’s really engaging and asks tons of questions. He’d never have anxiety about being boring or sounding awkward because you’d carry and direct the conversation. He would worry about how to respond to statements because you’d ask him questions to direct his thoughts to.

🤍 You always make sure he’s included

You tend to dominate and lead group conversations. It’s easy for his voice to be overshadowed by yours so you’re always keeping an eye out for him. When you notice he’s making a face like he wants to say something you make everyone listen up. “Thank you, Baby. I wasn’t sure they heard me before.” Sometimes depending on the crowd he’ll get really anxious whisper to you his thoughts. You immediately redirect your attention and start yapping away loudly to him so the group is interested in what he has to say.

🤍 He likes watching you be outgoing

Matt doesn’t always want to be a part of conversations but he does like to watch you when you’re in your element talking up a storm and telling fun stories it’s and silly jokes. He’s happy to see you being yourself. It even turns him on a little bit. If he’s been watching you talk all night at a party he’s definitely railing you when you get home. He slips his hands into your panties and pulls you onto him. “Come sit on my lap and talk to me, Baby. Tell me if you want it rough or gentle.”

🤍 He listens to you really closely

The boy isn’t a yapper but he’s a damn good listener. He’s quite possibly the only one of the triplets who reads so he loves a good story. He’s always asking you to tell him story stories about your childhood and before you met him. “I swear to god you’re the most interesting woman in the world” “I know I am. Now sit and listen.”

🤍 He gets really concerned when get quiet

Matt does NOT like when you get quiet. God forbid you become deep in thought about something and go silent. If he hasn’t had a debriefing about your day whenever you come home he’ll notice and come up to you with your favorite snacks. “Tell me what’s wrong, Sweetness. I brought treats and we can talk shit about whoever upset my baby.” Even if you’re not actually upset you take the opportunity to talk shit anyway.

🤍 He loves getting voice memos from you

You’re his safe person and your voice is so calming to him. He’s always so excited when you’ve had a day that’s so interesting everything that happened can’t be said in a text. He listens to your messages like it’s a true crime podcast. When he misses you or if he’s on tour he goes back and listens to the messages he’s saved. Sometimes if he’s having trouble going to sleep he calls you and asks you to talk to him until he falls asleep.

🤍 You make sexy audios for him

Yes, your voice is calming but to him it’s equally as erotic. He most definitely gets bricked up to your voice. One day you send him a voice message along with a text that says “LISTEN WITH AIRPODS!” He does and it’s just you touching yourself while moaning his name. He gets hard at the family function and has to punish you when he gets home.

Masterlist

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[abbystanaccount]

Sorry for lack of Abbyposting, I’ve been busy and also suffering :^P

Maybe will have some new stuff soon, maybe something Olympics themed? I’m excited for that

[eddiegettingshot]

💖💝 :) and a compliment for you: u have the best grasp on buck and eddie's dynamic and I always love seeing ur takes on them! -this is babyslutbuck btw❤️

💖 — user babyslutbuck i am obsessed with you i love your bucknalysis which is special and better than any woobifyer’s i love your haterism and you make me laugh all the time like i was wheezing at your abbyposts earlier. and i just like seeing you around…….. blushes… i hope they cover him in blood. for you

💝 — ummmm sometimes people will out of the blue tell me i have very nicely shaped eyebrows. which is true. they are nicely shaped.

send me a 💖 and i’ll compliment you / 💞 and i’ll compliment someone of your choosing / 💝 and i’ll compliment myself!

[bloody-bonesaw]

Since mutuals are Abbyposting again I think the actor who played Missy Wilks in two (2) whole episodes should have been cast as Abby instead. Ma'am that's Abby Palmer. That's what Abby Palmer sounds like.

[fridaynightfuckheads]

alright lads just ignore this post. i am just tagging my tags. this is part 1

[kindcolors]

more abbyposting. i think abby and cecil will make concerning jokes about their childhood and steve is always like "WHAT??? are you two okay???" and like theyre not but thanks for the concern steve. example:

abby: lol remember when mom left for three days?

cecil: LMAO we had to walk all the way to big ricos for dinner and then realized we left the money at home!!

steve: three days???

abby: dont worry, we were that young, i was like. in elementary school

steve: ELEMENTARY SCHOOL????

mean while carlos says nothing but is stroking cecils arm supportively. the palmer sibs still don't see the issue

[aberrsary]

Colorful (x)

[utsutori]

late night abbyposting

[pinktittywitch]

abba gail

[tranny-physiccs]

WHAT THE FUCK FO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO EAT NOW HAVING THE BODY IS OVERRATED

SJ COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[st7rnioioss]

౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆ sub!chris headcanons

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: nsfw, smut i guess🤓

a/n: hi guys i finally wrote the sub chris hc’s. i’m sorry if this sucks, i normally see chris as a more dominant person🤡

sub!matt headcanons

this is based off this request!

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- As I said, Matt is definitely a whimper guys, SO if you haven’t guessed already, I’ll bet Chris moans. Whiny, desperate moans. Maybe even whimper if he’s extremely desperate.

- Chris is normally extremely talkative, but he definitely turns quiet when you’re having sex. This fucker has to be forced into talking instead of being a moaning mess.

- Chris definitely gets turned on just by your presence. He’ll get all touchy and shit, one of his hands always glued to you. Whenever he gets too touchy and desperate, you give in and pull him away from the crowd (for example).

- He’s a sucker for your lips. When you’re talking, drinking, putting on makeup, he’s staring in awe, needing to touch your lips. Don’t even get me started on kissing. Whenever he’s accomplished something, done small gestures for you, moaning under you, he gets all flustered when you kiss his cheek. In conclusion he just loves your lips.

- We have all seen how he looks at Matt in car videos. He does not keep his eyes off you. Whether they’re on your lips, eyes, drifting off to your tits or ass, he’s always staring. This man is desperate for you to touch him.

- He’s the type to text you to come over for a second because he “accidentally” got hard from stalking your Instagram. You end up spending the whole night.

- Chris gets so turned on by your moans. Even tho you’re supposed to be the one in charge, he gets a funny feeling in his stomach whenever you moan, because it makes him know how good he makes you feel.

- This man can’t go any more than two rounds. He’d be completely fucked out.

- Aftercare aftercare aftercare. As I mentioned earlier, he loves your lips and when you kiss him. After finishing, a few small kisses to his cheeks, forehead, lips, mumbling a few ‘you did so good for me’, makes him all flustered and red.

- Praising sends him over the edge. Prove me wrong.

‘Oh God- Chris, you feel so so good. Doing such a good job for me.’

‘P-please keep talking, I’m close..’

‘Such a good boy, just for me, right?’

‘Y-yes, all for you.. Oh fuck-‘

okay bye why am i literally gnawing on my bars (i keep saying that)

- He’d always keep a hand in your hair, tugging whenever you hit the right spots. You had caught onto this habit a few weeks into the relationship.

a/n: sorry this is short i just woke up my brain isn’t functioning properly

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[sturniolo-rat]

✨Matt Sturniolo Headcanons✨

For Boxer Girlies🥊

👊🏽 Matt loves that you’re strong

On any given day you could absolutely body Matt in an arm wrestling match and he absolutely loves that. You can even pick him up like a baby. “Help me! I’m so fucking tired.” He collapses onto your shoulder and you pick him up bridal style and take him to your room. He’s in no way insecure about your strength. In fact he’s very happy that you can take care of yourself. He doesn’t have to worry about you when you go out by yourself. He worries anyway but he knows he doesn’t have to lol. Matt is always asking you to do little strong person tasks like open up jars and lift cases of water when he gets back from grocery shopping. You’re so helpful to have around “Thank you so much, Baby. You’re being an exceptionally good girl today. Can you think of any ways I can repay the favor?” 😉

👊🏽 He attends every match

Matt gets so into it when he watches you fight. That boy is hootin and hollerin cheering you on. Eventually you have to tell him to control himself because it’s distracting as fuck and he accidentally got you punched in the face. He feels so bad he decides to spoil you for the entirety of the next day. He takes you to your favorite store “I’ll get you anything you want, My Love.” And he takes you out to get matching Cartier earrings. He also does this whenever you lose a match or get a bad Injury. Needless to say you have a good amount of designer clothes and jewelry.

👊🏽 He takes care of your injuries

Matt literally gets CPR, AED, and First Aid certified from Red Cross because he always wants to be able to take care of you. The boy is always monitoring you for signs of a concussion and he takes note of every punch you take to make sure he checks those areas specifically when y’all get home. “Arms up, Lovie. Gotta check your left ribs. I saw she got you there good in the second round.”He sits you on his lap and takes a look at your face and neck before he kisses all of the bruises on your upper body. “I know you feel all beat up, Sweetness, but do you want me to go lower?”

👊🏽 He makes you feel fragile and protected

Sometimes you get tired of feeling big and tough and you want to feel vulnerable and feminine. Matt will always make you feel like a lady. He runs a bath for you and washes your hair every Sunday and makes sure caress every part of your body. He’s not doing anything sexual he’s just showing his appreciation. Every night before you sleep he makes you tell him all about your day. Whenever you’re done telling him he he almost always has to say “No, baby. I don’t just want to know what happened. I won’t let you sleep until you tell me your feelings about today. You don’t have to be strong around me. Just let me take care of you.”

@nyktox-lover Idk if this is what you wanted but if you request it again I’ll come up with more and try to make them better

Masterlist

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