#actually laughed out loud

[goodapollo]

[blood-orange-juice]

this isn’t a question but I only have tumblr because someone on tiktok said you’re cool I have no idea how to use this app send help :’D

I am tiktok famous now?????????

[thewhitegrape]

im cryinnnng

[rosengeist]

I’ve been reading the Nutcracker this Christmas, both the OG Hoffmann, and the Dumas translation the ballet is based on.

Lets be clear, until this point it’s been hella cutesy, and shit just got hilariously violent. Its so bad the heroine passes out. Her parents response is just “well you did stay up late, so…maybe you deserved the trauma.”

Also the “like the spartan” reference is a folk tale about a Spartan youth who hid a fox near his stomach, and then it disemboweled him as he tried to keep it hidden, and its like a big honor tale.

Nutcracker is hilariously violent.

[omgitsfullofstars]

I'm losing my entire mind at this very under appreciated comment

[fleurmatisse]

jesus turned water into wine. valentine turned blood into lemonade.

[kbetacygni]

psst if you check the reblogs that gif is in there

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD

[seased]

thanks man

[crosshairslongasslegs]

the batch: we’ve taken down worse

also the batch:

[leafdoodles]

Let’s pretend it’s still May 4th and it was a rebel pilot uniform all along

[foryouwereinmysong]

I honestly didn’t expect him to find a way to mention John while answering a question about »Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey«, but he proved me wrong.

[cccotard]

asunaro fire hazard

[leclerrari]

he’s not the stepmother he’s the mother that stepped up

[daily-ethoslab]

[493] Decked out is brutal!

Thank you to mod owl of @daily-grian for drawing a very dead grian. They did an amazing job!

[sombritas-des]

Heheh….p’tite 🍆

[smutbutoutofnowhere]

SHITTING MYSELF WHAT IS THIS

also god bless the person who made this