#add SHOES to that? no way

[mutant-moonzz3]

been rotating adult Donnie in my brain

just some outfit sketches w/messy dramatic lighting lol, OFC I had to include an infinite singularity sweatpantello for @desceros!! base colors and just shading under the cut cause I like how they look :)

[solargeist]

no thoughts from your last kid!grian(cannot spell his name will fuck up 60 times first and that's for PRIVATE!! with SILLY FRIENDS!!! so please forgive me for saying Grian instead) besides the kid needs some barely-passing-as-foot-coverage type druid socks/shoes that have funky toes out ordeal and are barely hanging on as even a sock or REALLY REALLY funky sandals(that have croc charm holes because you KNOW he would be obsessed with croc charms especially ones related to/given by/reminds him of grian or the hermits he likes,)

CROCS WITH CHARMS…..

[peacheenie]

pov u r going to comicon in a few months so u went charity shop hunting for a cosplay and found half of it in a singular day :)

[tanyakennedy1899]

it feels so odd to say but blue velvets biggest faults is that it was written by a guy in the 80s. like, i enjoyed the film, but mentally i cannot get over how Dorothy is in a bra and heels, walking around and doing stuff, in her own home. like name 1 woman on this entire planet that doesnt kick off her shoes and take off her bra after a day of (standing) at work?? like high heels. slupted bra. having a mental break down like that. i just dont believe that happened like no. 2 unrealistic.

[uniquezombiedestiny]

must be nice, being free for once

[ghost-proofbaby]

hey ghost! maroon is my roman empire and I just love it 🥲 i wondered how long eddie & sugar were together before…well it all went wrong? and how old they’re meant to be now?

hiya!! first of all i'm honored that maroon is your roman empire <3 thank you!!!

and oh boy. let's get ourselves comfortable.

so in my mind, and i may have previously written it differently somewhere in the fic but i can't recall so please don't come for me, they first met back in high school. logistics wise, the more i think about it, the more likely it would have been that it was eddie's first senior year/sugar's junior year. right before corroded coffin was formed, and long enough that they spent a few years together in school before sugar could take a year off and wait for eddie to graduate so they could move to new york together. that would mean they were 17/18 when they met, and then probably 21/22 when the ending of the og one shot/prologue happened. so they were together around 4 years!

as of right now, with that timeline, they'd be around 23/24 years old!

that took so much more math than i expected, oh my word. but yeah! early twenties, which is the prime time to be going through the type of relationship drama they're going through lol

[suitmana]

random walpurga musings because this game is ripe with unanswered questions

you know how walpurga spent the entire game hellbent on possessing elise? it always struck me as a bit odd that she just...stopped? in the good endings anyway (i headcanon that ozzy's powers prevented her from reaching elise in the sacrifical endings—he honors his deals, after all)

that leads me to wonder how far walpurga's influence extends, and—assuming that that influence goes beyond kieferberg—what her possible motivations could be for suddenly deciding to leave elise alone with whoever she chooses. i say that because even though elise does go back to kieferberg in lebkuchen's route and (presumably) at least lives close to it in rozenmarine's, there's freya's ending wherein elise is all the way in primeldorf.

keep in mind though that this is all just within the realm of physical distance. what if there's a metaphysical aspect to her powers too? elise is technically her child after all; perhaps their bloodline allows walpurga to influence elise in some way? idk

[maretriarch]

you really should carry no less than four or five beverages on your person at all times, like a sensible person.

[idle-compy]

campfam 4 life

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[ghoul--doodle]

Why is it so exhausting to update commission prices

[princekirijo]

I think Ann should have claws on her gloves. As a treat let her go full catgirl. Little beans on the bottom of her heels too

[marciliedonato]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT I HAD THESE IN MY DRAFTS ITS BEEN WEEKS 💀💀

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[sleaterkinnie]

so sorry to fashionistas everywhere but if im not wearing a lame and boring ass fit i will die

[the-blaze-empress]

so i cant decide who to cosplay next pls help

[sleepy-crypt1d]

i'm gonna be autistic about borderlands for a sec, everyone stay with me okay

i do not understand why the borderlands games try to make moxxi so important to jack, i dont get it, genuinely it doesn't make sense

so, spoilers for BL2, the pre-sequel, tales from the borderlands, and BL3 moxxi's heist- the general info you need is that jack and moxxi canonically dated for a period of time between the first game and TPS, how long this was we arent sure but we can make a guess that at the VERY most it was less then six months of them being together

we can piece this together by the vague timeline of TPS happening about a year or less after the first game

(this is estimated by the fact that Athena said she worked with jack five years ago, meaning TPS happened five years ago by the time the second game takes place and five years is also the amount of time that's passed between the first and the second game so- TPS took place in a very short few month period after the first game)

now we know that they couldn't have been together for long because moxxi was together with BOTH mordecai AND jack during this only a few month period of time between games- this is confirmed in a line of dialogue from BL2 where mordecai says moxxi left him for jack at the end of BL1 but then in TPS moxxi and jack are already broken up, which means they could have only been together for a few months for the timeline of five years to make sense! at the VERY most they were together for like, three months or even just a few weeks. all that matters is that it was not very long

in BL2 there's also a line about jack destroying moxxi's fighting dome because he thought she cheated on him, which is a thing he does AS handsome jack not as the normal dude jack he was when they broke up, the reason for which is still unknown but we know it was Vaguely Messy which is like whatever, sure, that sorta makes sense for him to do but what DOESN'T is the games trying to convince you that jack is in love with her.

okay you still following? cool

in TPS jack is visibly uncomfortable around moxxi and doesn't like working with her, even going as far as asking her to stop calling him 'sugar' a request she just, ignores and continues doing anyway, also during TPS is when jack gets together with nisha, his canon girlfriend he's had through the five years between BL1 and BL2. jack is INSANELY in love with nisha, we see this in the after credits art of both TPS and BL2 same with the way he talks to her/about her in TPS and in outside game material where he literally stutters when talking about her AND in the way he proudly displays her hat in his office in TFTBL alongside his most prized possessions.

he LOVES his woman with his entire heart, he gave her a whole town to prove it!! nisha is his everything outside of hyperion so, tell me, PLEASE why BL3 tried to tell us that jack was still in love with moxxi? because i do not get it at all

what im talking about here is 1. in moxxi's heist timothy is in love with moxxi, this is made canon in TPS where he fumbles through trying to flirt with her and in the heist dlc this is brought up again and timothy has a line about how jack asked moxxi on a date during his reign as handsome jack and sent timothy to go as him because he was busy but like, why would he do that? we know that jack is insane about nisha why would he then?? ask his ex that he visibly hates on a date??? and then 2. they added a fucking painting of her in his office in the casino.

i do not even know where to begin on how much i hate that detail

when you get to jack's office in the casino there are two paintings you find, one is of angel- makes sense, is his daughter who he loves even if he is really bad at it, it's the same as him having the picture of her in his office on helios, he loves his daughter, a painting of her being here is in line with everything else!! plus it's really pretty and i like it

then across from that is a painting of moxxi, which makes no fucking sense!!! why isn't it nisha!! it SHOULD be nisha!! the woman he is CURRENTLY TOGETHER WITH AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH????

i have DETESTED this detail since i first played the dlc, as much i love moxxi's heist and credit it as my favorite borderlands dlc the whole 'moxxi is jack's true love' thing makes me so confused?? they dated for MAYBE three months between BL1 and TPS and then he got into a five year long committed relationship that is never properly explored in the games and then the devs have the gall to say they wish they had done more with nisha like!!! good news you still could have!! but you didn't

anyways, i apologize for this, it has just been bothering me for months and i had to get it out and see if anyone else had noticed this and was bothered by it?? because it makes me go a little insane every time i think about it

then again maybe the character writing in BL3 is just bad

[sweetdreamspootypie]

The piercers keep reminding and recommending that I don't sleep on my side for at least another 3 months

But (to use the Tumblr phrase) I sleep like a rotisserie chicken

They suggest using like an airplane travel pillow thing but I still can't really see how that will help

We've managed to save the helix pericing but the lobe one healed over in like. Less than 12 hours. So I have to wait a couple weeks to heal fully and then repierce and start from scratch on that one.