You are forcefully removed from the Executor.
If liked pls reblog, they help loads, thank you!
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General Veers: How long can a man go without sleep?
Admiral Piett: *nonchalantly drinking his nth cup of caf* Seventy-two hours.
General Veers: How do you—
Admiral Piett: There’s a clown standing behind you.
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shoutout to Piett, gotta be one of my favorite Star Wars characters. That man is built of headcanon, dedication to his job, novelizations, and Gucci eyebags. He wants nothing more than for his job to be normal, but his existence is itself predicated on the fact that his job is not and never will be normal. The whole point of his character is the normal straight man to the rest of the Empire and Vader Specifically. He will literally never get a break, that’s Why We Love Him. 10/10, the perfect man.
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a realistically drawn Piett from Darth Vader (2020) for all of you out there starved for content of this man
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I'm way too lazy to properly finish this one so here's just a weird mostly-rendered sketch amalgamation of Piett holding Vader's metal hand. Idk I think he'd like to run his fingers across all the grooves and all that jazz
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nice ass man
great palm rest too
max has a fantastic bikini body i swear
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For the Kriff Marry Kill thing.
Darth Vader.
Darth Maul.
And the Emporor.
What in the name of the Emperor is a Darth Maul? I always thought Lord Vader was the only "Darth" around.
I don't think I want to do any of the above with an unknown Darth. I suppose I would kill him.
No comment on the Emperor.
And I dare not disturb @thistechnologicalterror.
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IMPERIAL MARCH 2024
Brought to you by the Seswennan Social Club, we have a new Imperial March writing challenge for March 2024! Thanks to @zeldurz @klarionthewizard @alex-dax @pianopadawan and @shakespeareaddict for brainstorming these.
Each week of March has an Imperial-themed writing prompt, with fics (or art) due on the first Saturday of that week. Be sure to add your creations to the Imperial March 2024 collection on ao3. The prompts and due dates are:
March 2: Survey and Science - Obscure divisions of the imperial military
March 9: Bugle Call - Inspired by tracks from the movie soundtracks
March 16: Public Comm Line - Imperial quotes from movies, books, & comics
March 23: Astronavigation - Homeworlds, Shore Leave, and Imperial Locations
March 30: War Machines - Imperial ships and vehicles
All characters and ships welcome as long as the focus is on the Star Wars Imperial characters (Thrawn, Pellaeon, Veers, Motti, Jerjerrod, Piett, Needa, etc.). Good luck and happy writing!
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BONUS:
A little late Christmas gift for @madelgard (it’s a very vague and bastardized version of how we became buddies)
First time drawing Motti and Jerjerrod!
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I hope that Kenneth Colley knows just how beloved he is to many Star Wars fans—I mean, the man had such little screen time, but my goodness, he truly made an impact!
Kenneth Colley might never have achieved the fame he deserves, but because of him, Admiral Piett will always be my number one Original Trilogy Imperial Officer Blorbo.
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After a party on the Executer
Vader: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Piett: It was autocorrect.
Vader: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Piett: Yes.
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Imperial Chibis: May the 4th be with you!
The chibis got together to celebrate this special day!
HAPPY MAY THE 4TH!!
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Pony Piett! Idk I really wanted to draw Piett as a mlp cause why the hell not. Made him an earth pony as it suits his ‘plain’ nature
plus his cutie mark?? standard imperial cutie mark that replaces their original cutie mark
Also a pony Vader design, artificial alicorn Vader?? More likely than you think. This one is still in the design process so we’ll see what changes in future
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