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adrienneleclerc · 4 months
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Cachetona
Pairing: Henry Cavill x Hispanic/Latina! Reader
Summary: Y/N gets told she’s cute all the time by everyone including her boyfriend and she worries that he doesn’t find her sexy
Warning: grammar and spelling errors, no translated Spanish porque me da flojera, IMPLIED innocence and corruption kink if you could call it that, honestly. It's kinda angsty fluff
A/N: I actually requested something similar to @shellyshellshell but this time I’m gonna add my own spin to it. I get told I’m cute and adorable by my bestie, I’ve been told I was cute by some adults, and I’m fine with it. Like I’m 21, I know I’m cute and adorable, because of my personality along with my chubby cheeks, so this is something I worry about and lowkey struggle with. Like I feel I can’t dress in a “sexy” way or do my makeup in a “sexy” way because I feel like it doesn’t match my face or hair at all. Así que me toca vestirme “cute”
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Y/N has always had a rounder face and chubby cheeks. Even at her big age of 32, she still has those chubby cheeks that her mom likes to point out all the time. She thought she would have looked more mature by now like other women her age, she thought wrong.
However, truth be told she really didn’t mind being called cute growing up. It wasn’t until her previous partners only saw her as cute, it was even worse when her current boyfriend, Henry Cavill, started calling her cute.
They met a few months ago at Disneyland, which was already a bad start, Henry took his nephews (and nieces, idk) while Y/N went with her friends as a big Disney fan herself. They met on the line of the INCREDIBLES rollercoaster because his niece liked the loungefly bag Y/N had, again, not the best start.
Henry thought that Y/N was adorable in her Disney bound of Marie from the Aristocats and they kept talking in the line until he made the move to invite her to eat after the ride, to which she obviously said yes to because who the hell would say no. And that’s how it all began.
At Disneyland
“So Y/N, I like your outfit, it’s adorable, Marie?” Henry asked, gesturing at her outfit that consisted of white shorts, a pastel pink top with a pink bow in her hair, wearing a pearl choker with a gold bow charm, and pastel pink platform converse.
“Oh yes, it one of my favorite classic Disney movies. I’m a big fan of Disney. What about you? You have a favorite Disney movie?” Y/N asked.
“I’d have to say Hercules.” Henry answered.
“The music is amazing, and I love Megara. Anyway, what are you working on right now?” Y/N asked.
They were together for the rest of the Disney trip until on of her friends, Valeria, called her to say they’re leaving. Henry asked for her phone number and he called her the next day so they could have their first date.
First date
Y/N went to her closet and chose a White lace top with light blue shorts, nude block heel ankle boots, and her pearl choker again. Henry sent her the address of the coffee shop he wanted to meet at and when he saw her at the door, he thought she looked beautiful.
“Thank you for meeting me here, you look precious.” Henry said.
“Thank you, you look handsome.” Y/N said, sitting down at the table. When they ordered, Y/N ordered a brownie and a strawberry creme frappe for some much needed sugar and Henry ordered a croissant and coffee.
They talked about whatever people talk about on first dates, it went really well until...
"I'll call you later, cutie." Henry said, kissng Y/N on the cheek.
Present day
Y/N was in Henry's living room, wearing glasses, hair in two braids, a cream knit sweater, and shorts with Kal by her side. Henry came through the door after a meeting with his agent.
"Hey, Bunny, you're looking adorable today, how was your day?" Henry asked. 'Bunny' was your nickname because after you sneeze, you would twitch your nose before rubbing your nose with your thumb (guilty), much like a rabbit would.
"My day has been fine, took Kal for a walk, made him one of those frozen treats that are safe for dogs, safe to say he enjoyed them, el muy goloso." Y/N said.
"Thats good to hear." Henry said as he got close enough squish her face. "I love these chubby cheeks of yours, you're so cute." and Henry kissed her and went to pet Kal. "Are you going to stay and eat? I can make my specialty."
"I'd love to but i actually gotta head out." Y/N said, hoping Henry doesn't notice anything wrong with her.
"I can take you, it's no problem at all." Henry said.
"No, no, its fine, you cook whatever, I'll just make something at my apartment." Y/N said and kissed Henry before going to her car. She couldn't take it, she has been called 'cute' one too many times by Henry and to top it off, he mentioned her chubby cheeks, she was a grown woman, there are only so many times a grown woman could be called cute.
She drove to her apartment and began muttering.
"Can't believe he called me adorable." Y/N said, closing the door, putting her bag on the couch. She then saw her reflection in the full body mirror Valeria insisted in getting for their apartment. "No wonder he calls me cute." She observed her hair in braids and took it off, messing up her hair. She took off her glasses to see if that makes anything better - it didn't. Thats when she heard the door open.
"Amiga! No sabes cuanta gente estaban en las tiendas." Valeria said, putting her shopping bags down. "What happened? I thought you were going to be with your superstar boyfriend all day." Valeria said, looking at Y/N who is staring at her reflection.
"Henry called me cute again, y dijo algo sobre yo siendo cachetona." Y/N said.
"But Amiga, I thought you were okay with being called cute." Valeria said.
"I am fine with my family members or my friends calling me cute because I know that. Like I’m not exactly built like a Victoria’s Secret Angel, but I thought that at least my boyfriend of all people would at least find me hot. Clearly Henry doesn't see me that way." Y/N said as she plopped down on the floor.
"Hey, you don't know that." Valeria attempted to comfort her friend.
"He was called me adorable, precious, cute, not even beautiful, and he has never called me sexy." Y/N stated.
"Yeah, I can't argue with that." Valeria said.
"See! Y siendo cachetona no me ayuda. Men call you sexy, how can I be more like you?" Y/N asked. "Agh, I sound like a fucking teenager."
"It's all about confidence." Valeria said but Y/N kept looking at her. "Okay, I love you, you know I do, but you do own a lot of pastel colors in your closet. You can borrow my clothes whenever you're out with Henry, that's a given, but even the way you do your makeup is cute, and I know you hate hearing that."
"You're right, you're right. Okay, show me how to do my makeup so it could look ‘hot’ instead of ‘cute’.” Y/N said and that’s exactly what Valeria did. She gave Y/N a Smokey eye with Fox eyeliner, a darker lipstick, contour so her face looks slimmer, and minimal blush. “I feel ridiculous.” Y/N said.
“That’s because you’re not used to it. Also, if you want to look hotter, you need to straighten your hair. Like that sleek straight look.” Valeria said. “But that’s for the next time you want to see Henry, has he texted you?”
“Mm, no, not yet. Which one of these outfits do you think would look better on me?” Y/N said, opening up Valeria’s closet.
The next day, Y/N was in bed when she got a text from Henry.
Toro: hey Bunny, you want to come over tonight? I’ll cook your favorite.
You: yeah, Torito, I’ll come over, what time?
Toro: 6 sounds fine?
You: yep, sounds good.
Toro: okay, see you later, cutie 😘
“Cutie.” Y/N mocked. She got off her bed and went to Valeria’s closet and took out some things that she believed Henry might like her in. “Valeria, I’m borrowing your clothes!”
“Okay!” Valeria shouted from the shower. “You gonna shower so I can leave the water running for you?”
“Yeah, thank you!” Y/N shouted.
Y/N took a shower, washed her hair really well, shaved, when she finished, she put on lotion, her underwear, and a robe to blowout her hair. She changed and her her robe back on to do her makeup, took off her robe, and put on a perfume Henry bought you. She put on some black heels and a pair of her gold hoop earrings. She went to show Valeria.
“How do I look?” Y/N asked.
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“Estás buena.” Valeria said.
“Thank you, let’s hope Henry thinks so.” Y/N said.
She got into her car and drove to Henry’s. She stayed in her car for a few minutes.
“Okay, it’s all good, you look hot, you look sexy, you’re not cute, not adorable, you’re hot.” Y/N said to herself before leaving the car and knocking on Henry’s door. Henry opened it and was in awe of how Y/N looked.
“Wow, Bunny, you look great!” Henry said, hugging her and letting her in the house. “So I’m making the rice now, the chicken is already done.”
“Great. Hola, Osito, how are you, Kal?” Y/N cooed at the fluffy Akita.
“You’re so cute.” Henry said. Y/N paused for a second.
“Toro, can we talk about something?” Y/N asked.
“Yeah, of course. What’s on your mind, cutie?” Henry asked.
“That.” Y/N pointed at him.
“What do you mean?” Henry asked.
“Okay, I’m going to ask you a serious question and I need you to answer me honestly. Do you find me attractive?” Y/N asked.
“What kind of question is that? Of course I do, you know I think you’re precious to me.” Henry tried to reassure Y/N.
“No no no, not like that, I mena like sexually attractive.” Y/N said.
“I Don’t understand.” Henry said.
“Okay, we’ve met at Disneyland, right? You thought I was cute, that’s understandable because I tried to look as adorable as possible because I was Disney bounding. But the dates after Disney, you kept calling me cute or adorable or precious. Now i grew up getting called cute, my friends and family call me cute, I don’t mind getting called by them. But when my boyfriend calls me cute, someone I’m supposed to feel desired by…I know it’s stupid, and even saying this out loud is stupid, but when I’m dressed like this.” Y/N said, gesturing to her outfit. “And you still call me cute, it feels like you’re not attracted to me the same way I’m attracted to you. So please tell me something before we go any further in our relationship.” Y/N said. Henry was stunned. He didn’t know what to say. He turned off the stove and led Y/N to the living room so they could talk on the couch.
“Y/N, i am very attracted to you.” Henry said, look into her eyes.
“It doesn’t feel like it. Why do you always call me cute though? Why is it never beautiful or gorgeous or even sexy?” Y/N asked
“Because your adorable nature is something I find very sexy.” Henry said leaning in.
“A ver, Toro, i Don’t understand.” Y/N said, leaning back.
“Your aura, your way of presenting yourself, is very innocent and cute. It’s like loving an angel. So I find you very sexy, the way you dress in your pastel colors makes you look so angelic when we both know what’s underneath is down right sinful. You are so bloody tempting that I call you cute to hold myself back from doing what I really want to do to you.” Henry said.
“Who knew the great Henry Cavill has a innocence kink.” Y/N giggled a little.
“Yeah yeah, tease all you want, bunny. But do you understand what I’m telling you?” Henry grabbed her chin to tilted her head so she’s looking in his eyes. “You are very sexy, I find your cuteness very sexy. And I’m sorry if I made you feel like you weren’t desired because you are, I desire you every night.” Henry said and they kissed. “You feel better now, bunny?”
“Yeah I’m fine. Thank you, Toro.” Y/N said. “So…when did you first think I was sexy?” Y/N asked and Henry chuckled.
“Alright, let’s eat first and then we’ll discuss that, Bunny.” Henry said, leading Y/N to the kitchen.
The End
So Henry’s nickname is “Toro” which means “bull” because he’s a Taurus and of course really strong like a bull.
Taglist: @warriormirkwood
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rosyjn · 9 months
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jake sully masterlist
MDNI, adult works on here.
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-wax play, avatar mating season day ??
-aftercare, avatar mating season day 1
x human reader!!
-riding dilf Jake’s face
Long time no writing..
-quick
Y’all are just sooo needy and horny that the sex is clothed!
- eye contact 👁️
Gentle, like has some casual dominance if you squint
-jealous dilf
breeding, spitting in mouth, hand on throat STEAMY
-riding his abs
-day 11 kinkmas
breeding
-thought
-kinkmas day 2 2023
Titty fucking
-kinkmas day 1 2023
cockwarming
-tits guy.
You already know…😈
- random thought
Nsfw, porn without plot
-just seggs w Jake
nsfw just short sexy time
-dilf!jake disciplines you after you guys get home (smut)
self explanatory
-you and Jake are a little too loud… (smut)
when you and jake are fucking in the tent but unfortunately norm and grace can hear
-taking Jake to Utraya Mokri (smut)
"we've been goin' at it like rabbits, how are you still horny??"
-dilf!jake can’t control himself when he sees human reader with an ice cream (smut)
-part 2 of above (also smut)
-you get drunk and Jake has to discipline you 🙄
rough smut! spanking!
-short lil fic abt overstim w Jake and then the aftermath (smut)
again self explanatory
-jake sully headcanons (contains nsfw)
thoughts...
- human Jake and reader have a lil fun when she gets locked out of her room (smut)
little angsty if you squint but mostly funsies!
-just a lil thought abt ma jake..
sex in the tent w/ him
-"are you sure you want this? if i start, i  might not be able to stop..."  smuttt jake sullyyy
cute little fun nsfw he fucks you on the ground
-Husband!jake headcanons
sfw
-"I'm not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention," JAKE SULLY X READER SMUTTTT
jake being annoying and then sex lmao
-Dilf!Jake w his little halloween traditions from earth (no smut🙄)
sweet one sfw
-"What? Does that feel good?" dilf!jake sully messing around with you during a party. (SMUTT)  (Not proofread sorry guys 🙏)  
mischeivous and then weird angst, then nsfw
-rough seggs w jake bc jealousy SMUTTT
rough...
-jake sully x chubby reader smut
not genuine smut but he gets into it, then the story cuts bc im lazy
-HUMAN JAKE X NORM’S SISTER SMUTTTT
pretty long one compared to my others. reader is a sciencey girl.
-POV: You get a letter from Jake… &
all sweet and then jake gets long-distance-horny
-“Bed. Now.”
face down ass up 😈
-Roommate (human Jake)
longest one yet i think, but yeah SEX AND RIDING :)
-Dilf!jake who wants to get his human girl pregnant (SMUT)
read the title lmaooo
-“let me fuck the problem away”
stress relief..
-getting her to confess (dilf Jake)
jake has his own unique way of getting words out of you
-dilf!jake w virgin reader
first time with him
-“Let me show ya”
Jake giving you your first aftercare
-“You like rough? I’ll show you rough,”
reader says she wants jake to be less gentle during sex, so he fucks her dumb right there.
-birthday present.
unconventional birthday treat...
-Cola
lana del rey lyrics, how they relate to jakey
-giving him a handjob, kinktober 2023 day 1.
lunaskinktober 2023
-him eating you out, kinktober 2023 day 2.
lunaskinktober 2023
- riding his thigh, kinktober 2023 day 3.
lunaskinktober 2023
-dilf!jake spanking you, kinktober 2023 day 4.
lunaskinktober 2023
-Jake x human reader
doing it in the bathroom :)
-bf!jake thoughts
Slight nsfw
-giving dilf!jake a blowie, kinktober 2023 day 7.
lunaskinktober 2023
-dominant Jake
little nsfw, just a blurb abt him being casually dominant and reader getting drunk.
-dilf!jake and you while you’re in restraints, kinktober day 11
lunaskinktober 2023
-jake sully fingering you, kinktober day 12.
lunaskinktober 2023
- first 69 with Jake, kinktober day 14
lunaskinktober 2023
- size difference, kinktober day 15.
lunaskinktober 2023
-how he loves your tail
A1 Jake and na’vi reader
-my man, his bruises
kind of sad, not nsfw
-begging, kinktober day 17
lunaskinktober 2023
-just a thought
with mating press and breeding..
-edging, kinktober day 20
lunaskinktober 2023
-In rut 🥶
Hottt
-toruk makto>
cocky Jake!
-biting you, kinktober day 23
lunaskinktober 2023
-Rough, kinktober day 24
lunaskinktober 2023
-the best medicine
him doing you while you’re sick to cheer you up!
- catching in you the act, kinktober day 25
lunaskinktober 2023
- overstim, human!jake x reader kinktober day 26
lunaskinktober 2023
- praise with subby Jake, kinktober day 28
lunaskinktober 2023
-dirty talk with dilf!jake, kinktober day 29
lunaskinktober 2023
-A1 jake eats you out when you’re mad at him
Lowkey feels unfinished I’m sorry y’all
-sub Jake hcs
so so so short
- dilf!jake and bratty reader
🫐
- dilf!jake catching you in your first heat
Not proofread sorry! Tell me if there are errors.
-Jake using his tail …
short, pretty sfw.
dilf Jake w virgin reader
shortttt
- using the safe word
Rough!
-missionary blurb, random af.
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mytinysimsworld · 1 year
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TS3 Mods that I use
This list has been created for years. It is sharpened for realism, smoothness of the game, so there are no mods like Kinky or StoryProgression.
All these mods can be used together, they are tested for compatibility both through the panel and in the game.
All of them are suitable for the latest version of the game.
This list is REALLY long 
If the links are not displayed =>
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Zq4hrO4Cc1ACC-dZ0J-XLxyENzkxXI2RMi9Ui8MgIKQ/edit?usp=sharing
!!!Important!!!
I have all the add-ons, catalogs and the store.
Some of the mods need to be configured (Passion, system core, BGLMFT)
No need to blindly download everything, at least briefly read the descriptions of mods and their possible errors, as well as the settings
Make sure you have completed all these steps for a smooth game
My computer is average.
There are no visual fixes and default replacements in this list, otherwise the list would have doubled.
SimsAsylum is not broken, registration is needed 
If your computer still doesn't pull - look at the mods in the Misc category - there are the heaviest script mods
If in addition to this list you use other mods- do not forget to check for compatibility, version, put it in other folders other than the list, so that if anything, you can quickly figure out what the problem is.
After massive downloads, installations and file transfers - do a system cleanup. This greatly affects the loading time of the game.
Autonomy rebalance:
Sims Can (and will) Autonomously Use the Rabbit Hole Spa
Less Attraction to the Rocking Chair
Merchant Hours Adjustment
No Autonomous Dumpster Diving
No Autonomous Lunatic Embrace and No Autonomous Lunatic Slap mods
No Autonomous Pets Skittish of Full Moon
No Autonomous Play With Fire
Sims Always Flush Toilets or Toilets Always Auto Flush
Slippy Slide Less Attractive or No Autonomous or Children Only
Autonomous Fun In The Sun
No Autonomous Build Igloo
Attentive Bartender
Service Sims Out On The Town
Townies Out On The Town
Always Put Books Away v6
Child and Teen Only Pillow Fight v3
Less Autonomous Dancing With The Sunflower v2
No Autonomous Scatter Hay
Play With Sprinklers Allow Child And Teen Only v5
No autonomous ‘Kick Flamingo’ and ‘Kick Gnome’
No Autonomous "Check out new object"
Less Autonomous Ice Cream Maker v2
Less Autonomous Deep Fryer v2
Less Autonomous Chicken Jokes
Less Reaction to Gem Cutting Machine
Babies and toddlers mods:
Napping Mat
Toddlers Extra Activities
Toddlers Can Turn On and Off the Stereos
Baby Monitor - 100 Percent Chance that Two Toddlers Play Together
Unlocked Child/Teen LTR and Traits
Toddler Interactions Mod
Better Sleeping Babies & Toddlers (I delete all cheaty change motives exсept the bladder)
Makeup Kit
Auto Sit Watch TV Holding Baby/Toddler
Toddlers can Ask for Things
More Baby Interactions
Outdoor Activities for Toddlers
Toddlers can Pickup Festive Eggs
Toddlers Can Learn to Walk Alone
Toddlers can Ride Rocking Rider
Toddlers Can Sit on Sims' Laps
Toddlers can Catch Butterflies & Pick Flowers
Toddlers can Sit on Couches & Lounges + BLMFT (with tuning skill potty train)
Adults can Play Peek-A-Boo & Hug Toddlers
Replaced Toddler Crying Animations
Children can care for their lil' siblings
Autonomous Potty Training v2
Autonomous Teach To Talk
Autonomous Teach To Walk
Toddlers Can Open Bookshelves Mod v4
Automatic Potty Training Skill If Older Than Toddler (read instruction)
Crying Baby Radius Tweak
Toddler Food Bowl
Camera mods:
BrntWaffles Shimrod Camera
No drift and Height friendly camera mod
Zoom-In CaS Camera
Portrait Painting Height Adjustment
Portrait, Still Life, Memorize Scene quality fixer
No more Fade
CAS mods:
XCAS core mod
CAS Animation Edits - Stand up Straight/No Facial Idles/Stand Still
No CAS Age Stagger v7
CAS Room Recolored (+ PETS)
Showtime Costume Makeup For All Genders
Children mods:
Do homework with
Childhood Activities
10 Extra Afterschool Activities
Music Lessons
Afterschool Activities for Kids and Teens!
Sports Activities
No Stretch' Children can Series
Fidget Spinner
Better Playdates
OEM child Chess, Neat trait clean house, solve hard problems
Bakery child can purchase
Dollhouse tweaks
Replaced Child Hug Animation
Children & Toddlers can Follow Sims
Working Together is Better
Toys are More Fun!
Stay Up Later At Slumber Parties
Less Autonomous Play With Imaginary Friend Doll v2
User-Directed Scolding + Other Punishment Tweaks
Realistic Child Cooking Skills
Cooking mods:
Always Eat At The Table
No More Tastes Like Fridge
Have Coffee With Me
Fridges and MiniFridge EP9 Snacks
Industrial Oven Revamp
No Coughing While Eating
Don't Eat From Inventory v3
Eat What You Cook v4
Eat & Put Away Your Leftovers
Energy Change for Hot Beverages
Snacks are now LESS filling
WeeAlbet LickCleanLessHunger
Carnival Foods Fill Hunger
Buy Takeout And Order Food At Restaurants
No Free Quick Meals
Food Synthesizer Pop-Up Menu
Reheat Food in Microwave
Set The Table & Call To Meal
The Professional Juice Bar Mod
Eat Outside Restaurants + Waiters
Seasons & Barista Bar Beverages on the Coffee Machine
Cook With Any Ingredient
Bring Food & Drink To Others - Any Time, Any Place
Ingredient Moodlets From Meals
Choose Your Resort Buffet Foods
No Rebel Social Group Influence from Adding Herb to Meal
Vending Machine Tweaks
No Fridge Shopping
Pasteurize Milk Mod (read instructions)
Cooking and Ingredients Overhaul + More Nectar Ingredients
Canning Station Overhaul
No More Uneven Cooking
Food Variety for Picnic Basket
QUICKIE FOODS & SNACKS (first time the boxes are red)
NO FRIDGE SHOPPING - BAKER’S STATION
Deliciously Indulgent Bakery - More Interactions
Fast game:
Faster Loading and Moving of the Elevators
Tiny Texture Replacers Combined
The Party Pooper Mod
Subtle Build Grid Active Level Only
No Intro with Maxis logo
No (or fewer) automatic memories
No ''Mod Scripts Found''
Annoyances Disabler (disable zombies)
simler90's Gameplay Systems Core Mod (disable stereo and cars)
No Dropping Queue to Send Off Sims to University
Game fixes:
Restoration Spell Fix
Inventor's Workbench fix for Bridgeport
More Efficient Upgrade Name Fix
Read Toddler to Sleep - Fixed Interaction
Corn Stalk Fix
Photography Fixer
Crossed-Out Trait Thumbnail Fixes
Explore Geyser Rift Non-English Reset Fix
Amour Perfume Moodlet Typo Fix
An Assortment of Vaguely Spring-Related Tweaks
Write Thank You Notes Fix
Higher Hot Air Balloon
'Feed' Fish Interaction Fixer
Dive Bar Toilet Paper Reprice
Watch Laser Rhythm-a-Con FIX
Dive Cave Reset Fix
Showtime DJ Booth Motive Fix
No simport wishes
Junkyard Spawner Grill Fix
Medical Emergency Panic Child Fixer
Scarecrow Faster Scaring
Spiral Staircase 'Use Stairs' Fix
Get to Know Fix
Warmed and Cozy Fire Buffs Hotfix
University Student Union (buffet table)
Motive Mobile Rebalanced & Occult-safe
STFU Bicycle
Excavation Site Hotfix (It is necessary to clean up for the duration of the quest in the future)
Less crappy bunk beds
Money mods:
Workout Costs Money
Windsurfboard Buyable as Boat
No More Free Roofs
Increased Retirement Pensions for Inactive Careers
Cheaper Scraps and more options
Taxi Charge Mod
No Free Toys in ToyBox
Wildflower Sell Price Nerf
Subway Charge Mod
Painting Costs Money
Futuristic Transportation Charge
All magic gnomes have no money value
Buy more from store (do not buy a lot of slicks in order to avoid freezes)
Pet mods:
Horse Dig Won't Spawn Produce
Stock All Types of Minor Pets in the Terrariums
Cat Fishing Skill
No Autonomous Pet Feeding treats
Pet Fighting Skill
Pet Bowl Requires Food
More filling "minor pets snacks" for cats and dogs
8 Pet Toys in Toy Crate
Gallop Fastest Animation Fix
Saddle Horses No Spinning Effects
Horses Sleep/Nap Lying Down
"Watch" Horses and Deer Routing Fix
Cats Stalk Prey Routing Fix
Pets "Pee Here" Always Available
Dogs collecting shinies fills Destruction motive
Cats stalking for crawlies fills Scratch motive
Horse Temperament System
Wildlife and Minor Pet Hunting
No Negative or Neutral Pet Reactions
Play Fetch Fills up Destructive Motive Bar for Dogs
Pregnancy mods:
Puddles When Water Breaks v5
Gain weight after pregnancy
Maternity Defaults (merge it)
No Pregnancy Chime and No Woohoo Harp Sound
Teen mods:
Ping Pong No Hygiene Loss/Juice Pong Teens and Pregnant Sims Allowed
Curfew Mods
Teens Can Take Unpaid Days Off v3
OEM start band for teens, air guitar unlock
Routing mods:
Banquett Fan Routing Fix
Store Fixes: Route Fail
No Motive Fail tantrum or whining
Route Fix v9 Mods
Walk Not Run v5
Interaction on sloped terrain enabler
Sit On More Comfy Objects and Better Routing for Game Objects
Less Obtrusive Country Cabinets
Hanging Lantern Fix
Mountain bike
Additional Entry and Exit Routing Slots to Reduce Door Crowding - Schools, University
No More University Life NPC Protests
No Route Fail and No Foot Tapping Animations Mods
Reduce/Remove Lag caused by Houseboats
Fix: Guitar needs less Space for playing
Fix: Bass needs less Space for playing
Recipes:
CCLoader
Heart Cookies
Baker's Basket Plants, Ingredients and Recipes
Hot Chili Plants, Ingredients and Recipes
Winter Holiday Cookies
Spooky Cookies
Harvestable Flowers
Green Vegetable Plants,Ingredients and Recipes
Spring Harvest And CookBook
Plantable Wheat
Kelp Recipes for Mermaids and those who love them
Pineapple
Six new custom recipes: pies
Three New Pasta Recipes
10 New Custom Soup Recipes
Nraas mods + NRaas Settings:
AntiMagicScroll
Careers + modules
Dreamer
ErrorTrap
GoHere
Hybrid
MasterController + integration
OnceRead
Overwatch
Register
RelationshipPanel
SecondImage
Saver
Shooless
SleepFreedom
Tempest
Traffic
Traveler
Woohooer + modules
WrittenWord
Build Buy mods:
Simport Rewards Unlocked
Builder Stuff
Mirrors Shift & Hide With Walls Down
Shiftable Curtains [Base Game - Island Paradise]
Shelves + Extras Shift & Hide With Walls Down
Rotation for Nectar Bottles
Functional Late Night City Trash Cans
Sims 3 Hidden Stencils Unlocked + Fixed! (if you use shiftables - delete the bg and LN files)
Railings on Spiral Staircases!
Shiftable Fish Trophies
All expansion and stuff pack easels portable
shiftable certificates
Decorate 6 Base Game Dressers - with more slots
What's On Your Stereo?
Stuff on the Back of the Toilet
High End Loft Desk with More Slots
Ambitions "Impeccably Desked" with More Slots!
Shiftable Televisions
Shiftable drafting table sketches
CAST yourself a chimney!
Adult mods:
Weapons System
Dexter The Bear
Sims Drinks
Cigarette Smoking Mod
Break into house
Free Your Klepto and Observant Sims
Relieve Bladder in the Shower
WooHoo in Shower Animated Ver 2
Virginity/Ask If Virgin Mod Revamped +Update
Passion mod + animations + nude by cmar (I will not attach the link just in case) ((merge the animations, disable vampires))
Misc mods:
Fist Bump
All News TV Channel
No More Hidden Brooms or Autonomous Broom Riding for Witches
Moar Interactions
Nectar Combinatorics
Evening School
Chef Service
Gardener Service - v2.3
Replant Interaction
Nosy sim interactions
New dance routines (merge the animations)
Just Sit
Back to Nature -- Lifetime Wishes for Farmers and Outdoorspeople
Check For Work In Rabbitholes
Advice Social Interactions
Lost & Found: Honors Scholarship
Workout Randomizer
Write Scholarships for Money
New Lifetime Wish - Grilled Cheese
Pool Jobs for Lifeguards
Audition For Band Gigs
Bring "Mysterious Drinks"
Ask To Join Fishing
Salvaged Junkyard Objects Made Usable
New and Improved Eiffel Tower
Knitting for TS3
More Senarios Upon Moving
Remove Shoes/Wear Slippers Indoors mod
New TV Channel for Animation Fans!
Symptoms for Seasons
One with Nature
Take Practice Shots Mod
Yoga Mod
Buzzler's Scribbling Pad - Fixed
Scarier Ghosts Mod
Programming Skill
Record Videos with Cellphone
Acne Mod (Time freezes at 5.59)
Flower Arranging - Interaction and Skill
Misc tunes mods:
Bonfire Test Tubes - No Stink
Dumpster Diving - More Objects To Find
Hygiene Gain & Temperature Loss For Ocean And Swimming Pool
Magic Gnomes Stay Put
More Seashells and Bottle Messages
Not Just Teens Can Prank Call
Longer Suntan Buff
Meet Coworkers Faster
Glassblowing and jewelry making station increases academic performance
Poker table ask to join
Roulette table ask to join
Television and stereo workout ask to join
Inventors No "Oww" Voice
Baking Report Enabled
Basketball Tweaks
Claw Machine Equal Prize Availability + Missing Teddies Fix
Fab Family
Fewer Autographs and Cell Phone Fotos
Ghosthunter Spirits Equal Availability
Will O' Wisp fix & Insects Equal Availability
IP Treasure Chests New Stuff
ITF Shopping Pedestal More Cars
ITF Trait Chips No Ingredients
Showtime Magician More Appearing Objects
Mellow Paparazzi
No Butt-scratching at the Rubble Piles
Party Warehouse Marquee Sign Re-Animated
Power Harvester Invention
Power Inventor
Power Sculptor
Resort Revamp
Share Secrets Revamp
Sim Body Temperature Modifier
Stereo Mp3 Sound Volume Fixer
Wishing Well Tuning
Joinable Bubble Bar v4
Firefighters Respond Faster
Ice and Roller Skating is Fun!
More Festival Ticket Rewards!
Meditation is fun
Social networking skill on computer
UL Degree benefits - careers/skills/traits added & more
More Traits for All Ages
Faster/Slower Leaf Raking
Find All Jobs in Newspaper or on any Computer
SmartPhone Camera Upgrade
Fix that umbrella!
More nectar in rack
Faster Vintage Car
Faster Fixing Up The Fixer Upper Car
Gain Cooking Skill Faster At Work!
More Energy Whilst Sleeping in Class and at Work
More Unique Adventures per Day
Friday Theater Variety
No Car Relationships
Logic skill from watching chess
Garden environment
Romantic Reputation Recombobulator (updated by MrFatCat)
All Missy Hissy Careers
Optional mods (work good with this list, but I don`t use them now):
Cheese collection Cancel Time Off Weddings for inactives Karma Powers Fish In Pools & Fountains Mermaids Cannot Eat Non-Sea Fish Raw Unrestricted Sponge Baths TYAE Autonomy Fixer ITF Comedy Show Enabled for Human Sims New Motive Charms and Curses Unlocked Zombies No Attacking Plants Bladder and Hygiene motive increase from Fairy House Adults Can Prank Mods Autonomous Kissing Under The Mistletoe Mummy Power Mod Plantsim Power Mod Have Sim Arrested Mod
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Skeleton's toddler is so mad their dad said no to have more candy that they start to pack their things in a ridiculous small toy suitcase and leaves the house, stomping angrily. Reaction?
Undertale Sans - He tries not to chuckle as his kid leaves by the front door. He lets them walk away and waves at them, wishing them good luck to fight the street ghost on their own. The kid immediately stops, horrified at the realization, and quickly turns around to go back home safe. Yep, his kid definitely has the Papyrus' dramatic side of the family.
Undertale Papyrus - Papyrus knows the portal at the entrance is locked so he just watches as his kid tries to open it with despair, before giving up and just sitting in the grass, pouting. Papyrus let them be, they'll get home eventually once they get bored, which happens not five minutes later.
Underswap Sans - He lets them walk to the end of the street then he goes to fetch them with his police car and arrests them for leaving the house lol. The kid is not happy about it but it's not like they can escape him so they give up and climb in the car, grumbling. Blue takes them have ice cream so no one says he's playing with his police car outside of service.
Underswap Papyrus - Too bad Honey is a very good dad and that the front door is locked lol. The kid's escape plan is dead. Honey invites them to talk about it calmly instead of trying to leave the house.
Underfell Sans - He wishes his kid good luck and then locks the door very loudly so the kid can hear it outside. The child immediately panics and starts banging on the door in panic, screaming they are joking and that they want to go home after all. Red lets them come in, smirking. Yeah, the kid definitely inherits his bravery, that's for sure.
Underfell Papyrus - Like hell you're leaving, what's this attitude?! The only place you're going is your room to think about what you just did. You can't mess with Edge, sadly. Oh, and you're grounded.
Horrortale Sans - He simply follows the kid around as they leave the house. They're so annoyed Oak is following them they actually don't notice Oak is guiding them back home by another street leading to the farm. The kid is so mad when after walking for ten minutes they realize they're back home. Oak can't help it and chuckle at their puzzled expression. Better luck next time kiddo.
Horrortale Papyrus - He sighs dramatically, then sends his sheepdog after them. The dog drags the kid home by the pants as they're screaming and struggling angrily. Willow told the child that since he was eager to go outside, they're going to clean the rabbit hutches and think about what happened.
Swapfell Sans - He rolls his eyes dramatically and grabs the kid's soul with blue magic. The kid can't understand why they're walking but not moving and just tired themselves for a good twenty minutes before Nox comes out. He explains to the child there's a magic barrier around the house to prevent children from leaving the house without an adult. The kid is shocked to learn the news. And a bit scared. What other powers does his dad have???
Swapfell Papyrus - "fine, leave. i'll give the toy i bought you to the next child i will adopt." The child stops dead in their tracks and turns around, completely forgetting their escape plan in seconds. They ran back to him, excited about the new toy.
Fellswap Gold Sans - He quickly activates a net trap in the garden. The kid falls right through one as they leave and suddenly finds themselves hanging in the air, stuck inside a big net. Wine comes out to laugh at their misery and since they're so eager to have independence, he's going to let them find a way out of this by their own. Except he's not joking lol. He won't help to free the child. You did that to yourself, now learn.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He gives up and give them more candy. He's too tired to run after his child and he doesn't want his S/O to kill him for losing the child in the wild. He doesn't trust himself to catch them outside, even though they can barely walk so there's no reason he wouldn't catch them :')
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Working at a day camp this summer and watching how careful we have to be making sure it's actually one of their approved adults that's picking them up, made me think how funny it'd be if after Vector and Vanilla get together they send Charmy and Cream to day camp. Like:
(Vanilla picks the kids up from camp)
Camp staff: Okay you have the bunny girl that checks out
Vanilla: Oh the bee is mine also
Staff: Okay... That's a little odd but interspecies relationships and whatnot so yeah okay
(Vector picks the kids up)
Staff: You are neither a rabbit nor a bee
Vector: Charmy's adopted and Cream's my stepkid
Staff: Okay yeah that's fair...
(Espio picks the kids up)
Staff (tired): a chameleon... and how are you related exactly?
Espio: I'm their... uncle?
Staff: You hesitated
Espio: Well technically I'm not actually related to them but I did help raise Charmy... so I'm kind of like his second dad. But Vector basically adopted me too, so I'm kind of like the big brother... But age wise I'm really closer to being Vector's brother...
Espio: *has an identity crisis*
Staff: Well you're on the approved pickup list anyways so go ahead I guess
(Mighty comes to pick them up because everyone else is busy)
Staff: Let me guess, you're here for the bunny and the bee
Mighty: Yeah
Staff: *looking through an "approved" list that's ten feet long*
Mighty: Oh also the flying squirrel is my little brother
Staff: Of course he is that makes perfect sense
(Gmerl comes to pick them up)
Staff: A robot
Gmerl: My primary directive is to protect Cream and now Charmy--
Staff: *absolutely done with this* You're on the approved list just sign the form
Staff: How about I just get a list of who's not allowed to pick these kids up
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peachi-blossom · 8 days
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My thoughts on Hazbin Hotel as a non HH fan
Originally, I was just here to watch people criticizing Hazbin Hotel. But when the recent controversies came in, I feel like I have to step into the fandom rabbit hole.
As a non Hazbin Hotel fan, I've watched the pilot, read the prequel comics, watched the ADDICT music video, and finally the show itself. (I've watched the show on March 15th.)
NOTE: I didn't watch the show on TV so I watched it on a pirated website instead and read the transcript because no way am I watching this in front of my parents, my siblings, or Grandma. This is my personal opinion on the show.
Pilot: So Hell is basically Earth except it's painted red and inhabited by demons. The background has too much red, but not as bad that it makes my eyes bleed. I don't like how the female characters have the same color scheme except Vaggie and Niffty (pilot only). For example, Charlie, Katie Killjoy, and Cherri Bomb. The only two funny parts of the pilot is when the top hat demon says "Wow! That was s***!" after Charlie sings Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow and when Angel pokes his head in as Vaggie is giving Alastor a warning. I didn't like the daddy joke. It just sounded bad. Also, why is there a joke about harlequin babies?
Prequel comics that are no longer canon: Basically the prequel comics focuses on Angel Dust and Alastor.
For Dirty Healings, it shows how Angel Dust first met Charlie and Vaggie. I knew that Vaggie's name was named after a uh, you know. Ugh… Why did Vivienne Medrano had to name her that? Also I hate Valentino.
As for A Day In The After Life, it just shows why Alastor is the most feared demon in Hell. Also he swears after seeing Vox.
ADDICT music video: I genuinely have no thoughts on this music video. I think this was just bait for the SA and CSA victims. Sorry for those who like the MV.
Episode 1: This is worse than the pilot. I did NOT like the beginning part. It's biblically inaccurate for multiple reasons, but I feel like a few people only talk about this one thing. Sin didn't exist until Adam and Eve ate the fruit of knowledge of good and evil. Not only that, but it's also misogynistic too because it was just Eve who ate it. What makes it misogynistic is that it implies that all women would have to bear the sins of Eve ALONE. There's rampant swearing and sex jokes. Also, isn't Archangel Michael supposed to be the leader of the Army of God? Anyways I'm siding with the angels.
Episode 2: The red is so bright that it hurts my eyes. It doesn't help the fact that Alastor blends in the background. Oh yeah, when Vox tells Sir Pentious to kill himself, it made me feel sad because it reminded me of the Shay incident. The time when the stans drove Shay to kill themself because they were uncomfortable with the large age gap of HuskerDust.
Episode 3: Why? Why is there a BDSM sex dungeon?! I know that was Angel's idea, but still. Why?! I seriously have no words. When Zestial says "What troubles thou?" I was like "Huh?". It should be "What troubles thee?". I think his Old English has grammatical errors. The Egg Boiz, Carmilla, and Zestial are bearable because they never said a swear word. Off topic, but Velvette's swirl streaks on her hair makes me think of a swirl ice cream.
Episode 4: Before the show came out, I saw SlayQueenArt's post on Twitter (X) that says Vivienne Medrano hired Raphielle II, aka R2ninjaturtle, who has a rape fetish and isn't a SA victim. As someone who is formerly addicted to porn, this episode is insulting on so many levels. I didn't watch the whole Poison sequence because of that. And don't get me started on Loser Baby. I hate this song so much. It felt like it is blaming on SA and CSA victims for being SA'd. Like it is blaming me for being addicted to porn on and off when I was EIGHT. I know there are some victims who like episode 4 so I will leave them alone. I seriously hate how Charlie behaves like a toddler at the end. No grown adult should behave like a toddler like she did because being raped isn't a silly thing to cry over. Like, hello? She is the supposed to be the main character. Oh yeah, there was NO warning for the episode when the show premiered and it triggered the victims who watched it. SA and CSA victims are not losers. Former porn addicts are not losers. Nobody is a loser. I am NOT a loser.
Episode 5: Wow, Vivienne Medrano really turned Lucifer into King George from Veggietales. I guess this is what happens when King George gave in into his obsession with rubber ducks. I didn't like Hell's Greatest Dad because of the unnecessary rivalry between Lucifer and Alastor, but at least Mimzy ended the song. Oh boy, this is where I hate Alastor now. No really, he is Vivienne Medrano's first edgelord oc. He has gone full edgelord and is basically a Bill Cipher wannabe now. His full demon form is not even scary compared to Bill's final form. He no longer stands out from the main cast even if he rarely swears. Mimzy is basically the embodiment of the hooked nose stereotype. Wow, the embodiment of a Jew stereotype. How racist.
Episode 6: That was an absolute slap in the face at SA and CSA victims and me when Sir Pentious got SA'd! Seriously, Vivienne Medrano doesn't even care for the victims at this point! What's worse is that he is based off of her old ex-friend, DollCreep. Why did she whitewashed St. Peter?! I know there are white Jews, but he was born in ancient Israel so I wouldn't think he'll be looking like a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes. How come angels don't know how souls get to Heaven?! We got the Ten Commandments! We got Jesus Christ who took our place to die for our sins so we wouldn't have to bear these sins! Emily and Sera are bearable because you know. I hate how Niffty is being treated like a child when she's NOT. What's worse is that Niffty is supposed to be Japanese because of how people INFANTILIZED Asian people, especially women.
Episode 7: My issue with Out for Love is that when Carmilla tells Vaggie that she should fight for love and not for vengeance. Well, Vaggie always fight for love and never for vengeance. In Whatever it Takes, she literally says that she'll always protect Charlie. Where is the vengeance in that? That is poor character writing. Rosie is basically the blood libel stereotype where the Jews are cannibals. Again, that's just racist against Jews.
Episode 8: I thought the finale was pointless because there were no stakes and Sir Pentious' heroic sacrifice was comically anti-climatic. Like, why did Sir Pentious's so called friends cared about him when they didn't help him at ALL in episode 6?! I'm not a fan of the CherriSnake ship because Cherri only becomes interested in him because he has two "joysticks". Not to mention he kissed her without consent and she thinks it's hot after that. The problem with More Than Anything (Reprise) is that Vaggie reassures Charlie that she changed many lives, but she only changed one. I'm so glad Adam defeated Alastor first. There is absolutely no way Lucifer slept with Eve. Oof for Lute and Adam. You both fought well until the end.
The character designs are awful. Every male character basically looks like The Once-ler from The Lorax 2012 movie except for Adam (I know Alastor doesn't have a top hat, but still gives off the vibes. Zestial is more Burtonesque.). Not to mention they are all skinny twigs except for Adam (I think). The female characters in Hell have the same color scheme except Vaggie (again). For example, Charlie, Katie Killjoy, Mimzy (though her dress is a little darker), Cherri Bomb, and Niffty (show only). They have too much pinks, reds, yellows, whites, and blacks. I love pink, but this is too much. What's worse is that they blend in the background and again it hurts my eyes. There is NO color variety and I feel like my eyes are burning.
That's my thoughts on the show.
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snails-n-frogs · 1 year
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It always bothered me that Blaze was so small even tho she's a cat like Big. She's even smaller than Sonic, THE HEDGEHOG! I could accept this if she was a small kid like Tails, but she's literally just one year younger then Sonic!?
I know they are anthropomorphised and the creators probably just wanted to have a cast of characters with similare heights to Sonic.
But all the inconsistancies make me wonder : what the heights of those characters would be if they were proportional to the size of their specie ? This has been done before by other people, but I just have a lot of fun doing the calculations/research for it! :^)
I start with the presumption that sonic's height of 100cm correspond to a 25cm long real hedgehog (since sonic characters are bipedes, heights of their quadrupedal real life counterparts will = their body length, multiplied by 4 to get it to sonic's scale) It's not perfect but it works enough for me.
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I also kept Amy and every other hedgehogs the same heights as canon.
To find Tails height was a bit more complex since he's still growing I have to find what his age would be as a real fox? He is canonically 8yo/416 weeks in most games of the franchise and if we assume Mobians live and grow at a similar pace to humans, Tails would be at his adult size at around 18 yo/936 weeks and a real fox at around 7months/28 weeks. We can quickly calculate that Tails is a 12 weeks/3 months old cub, so at around 2/3 of his adult size. Let's be generous and say that Tails will be a smaller individual like 45cm long, Tails's height would be 30cm, so 120cm tall next to Sonic!
Knuckles, at 16yo, is just a bit smaller than an average adult echidna so 30cm long, which would make him the same height as Tails.
In Rouge's case it isn't specified which specie she is, so I'll have to aproximate. She has very big ears compared to her head and a short muzzle which makes me suspect she's a type of micro bat. Micro bats vary in sizes : 2,5cm to 16cm depending on species, but are on average 10cm long so Rouge will be 40cm small :3
Now Cream! A 6yo/342 weeks lop-eared rabbit, her case is very similar to Tails's since lop-eared rabbits also stop growing around 7 months old. Adult on average become 40cm long. Cream would be 10 weeks old and be a bit over half the size of an adult but let's say half (Size in rabbits vary, so I simplified this A LOT, for myself) SO! Cream would be 20cm long, 80cm tall when up to scale.
Finally, Blaze and Big!!! An average cat is around 46cm long so she would be around 184cm tall! I headcanon Big as a Maine Coon, which are about 64cm long, that would make him a staggering 256cm!!
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Part 2 :^)
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mapleaves · 2 months
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hiii i'm looking for more agere blogs to follow - i'd love love love to take a look if your blog has things like:
warm colors like brown, orange, yellows, cream
or moody colors like blue, green, grey
cozy or nature-y themes like rain, forests, camping, etc.
winnie the pooh!!!!!!!!
peter rabbit
blues clues
bert and ernie!!!
i'd also really like to follow more adult regressors - a lot of the community is made up of teenagers (which is totally fine!) but it's really nice to see other adults since i usually relate to their content a little more
thank you ♡
💭 please dni if nsfw at all (including ddlg/abdl/etc.)
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calicovobo · 6 months
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Cat Chronicles 2
Summary: Todoroki’s first meeting. 
Word Count: 1201 
A/N: Welcome to part 2 of the mini Cat Chronicles series! Unfortunately I decided that I will not have a taglist (for now) so apologies to anyone who wanted to be tagged! Nonetheless, I hope everyone is doing well. <3
Part One
Todoroki never saw himself as an animal person. He was always too busy enhancing his powers, defying his father, and aiming for the top. He didn’t have any time to spare for mediocre tasks such as playing with dogs or petting the soft fur on cats. But sometimes he did wonder what it would be like to have a companion who stuck with him unconditionally by his side. 
‘That damn old man.’ Todoroki couldn’t take being in his house anymore when that bastard he calls a father was there. If he had to face the man who makes his life a living hell for another second, Todoroki would feel like he was going to actually lose it. Hearing his remarks over and over again of “You have to get stronger, Shoto,” “You must surpass All Might,” and his favorite “SHOTOOO” whenever he was in the presence of his son drove Todoroki to oblivion. And, with a glare and a small “tsk,” Todoroki left the building to cool down. 
He didn’t really have a definite destination he wanted to go to; he just knew that if he stayed in that house any longer, he was going to end up breaking something…or someone. Walking along in the evening skies, he decided to head to the convenience store in search of a nice cold bar of ice cream. Though he would’ve loved a cold bowl of soba noodles, he figured that since he was going to have dinner later, he might as well have a sweet treat in the meantime. 
Finally arriving at the convenience store, only about 20 minutes from his house, he went straight to the freezer aisle to pick out the popular ice cream brand he knows kids and adults alike enjoy. After paying and leaving the store, he opened up the rectangular, creamy popsicle and took a bite. 
‘Oh my gosh! Look at those lights! And those lights! And those! Wahh, they’re all so pretty’. You couldn’t help but be awestruck at the bright lights surrounding you on your ventures into different alleyways and building slots. Convenience store lights always shone the brightest, if only you could see them from the inside! Distracted by the lights, your focus was interrupted when you got a waft of a delectable, fresh scent coming straight from the direction of the store you admired. You were instantly entranced by the scent; it was like nothing you had ever smelled before being a stray accustomed to the streets. 
Toddling over while making sure to keep quiet, you made your way to the source of the captivating scent. ‘So cool, so cool! He’s so tall!’ As you finally got a glimpse of your target, you couldn’t help but admire his put-together stance and handsome features. You had a thing for attractive people after all. 
Todoroki was lost in thought; he wasn’t thinking about anything in particular, just staring off into the distance as the fluorescent lighting from the convenience store logo shone on him. He was trapped in his own world, occasionally taking a few bites out of his ice cream when he felt a little nudge by his foot. ‘Eh?’ Slightly startled, he looked down, and there you were, a small calico cat sniffing away at his ankle. He didn’t know what to do. He never had to interact with animals before, besides that one time when his first grade teacher brought in her bunny for the class to see, but even then, he didn’t take up the chance of petting the cute rabbit. The only thing that he could think of to tell you at the moment was, “I don’t have any food for you.” But, despite his words, you kept on exploring. 
‘It smells even better up close!’ You couldn’t get enough of his scent, wanting to rub yourself all over him in order to get it on yourself and carry it wherever you go. But you couldn’t help but notice his stiffness and how his arms stayed glued to his side. You’ve only ever encountered two types of people: the ones who are eager to give you pets and the ones who would rather have nothing to do with you. So, this was quite a predicament for you both. You, oh, so desperately wanted his hands to run across your fur in order to transfer some of his scent closer to your body, but how could you get him to pet you if he was just standing there? 
Stepping back, you looked up at him with a tilt to your head, “Hey, hey! Handsome man look over here!” Your meows caught Todoroki’s attention, and with the same tilt to his head, he questioned, “Huh? What do you want?” You took this chance to rub your body against his slightly spread legs. 
Todoroki was utterly bewildered. Just what did this cat want from him? He told them that he didn’t have any food to give, but that didn’t deter you. What else could he give you? And, as he watched you purr up against his legs, he finally squatted down with ice cream in hand and held out a singular finger towards you. 
You brightened up instantly at this sight. ‘It worked! It worked! I’m a mastermind!’ Extremely excited and proud of yourself for getting your invitation accepted by the handsome man with the best scent, you went straight up to his finger and practically collapsed on it with bliss. ‘Ahh, he smells so much better here.’ You could drown in his scent for days on end if you were allowed to; it was just that good! 
Todoroki didn’t know what he expected, but it was certainly not this. You seemed to be in utter euphoria with the way you melted under his fingers as he very gently stroked your fur. But it wasn’t only you who was having a relaxing time. Todoroki, amidst startled, started to genuinely enjoy giving you pets. He’s never experienced this feeling of softness and comfort before. And personally, he didn’t want it to stop either. 
He didn’t know how long he stayed there, just gently running his hands down the sides of your fur and up along your tail as you purred in bliss, but guessing by the sky, it must’ve been a short while. The ice cream has been fully eaten by now, with the popsicle stick thrown in a nearby trash can. Todoroki had been giving you his full undivided attention, ignoring the occasional ringtones coming from his phone and the sounds of the bell as people entered the convenience store behind him. The whole world was still going on but Todoroki felt like he was stuck in time with you here by his side. 
As the skies became darker, the scene of Todoroki crouched down with a trusting calico cat buzzing with pleasure in his hands became the most peaceful thing that happened that night. And despite Todoroki’s general cold demeanor, he found himself with a small smile as your affectionate personality got a hold of him. Maybe Todoroki wasn’t exactly an animal person but he guessed he could call himself a cat person after this, as long as all cats were like you.
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darkchaogarden-blog · 18 days
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Sonic fanfic where Vanilla realizes that she and Vector have more in common than she cares to admit, in that they're both struggling single adults with children to look after by themselves due to events beyond their control (Cream's father's death and Charmy and Espio's orphans status, respectively.) It's hard for her to admit this because she was raised in a traditional environment by her own strict mother and taught never to complain nor ask for help, especially from non-rabbit folk, and that she was more refined and dignified than others mobians. She knows that Vector is a nice, if rough around the edges, guy who would do anything for her, she deep down thinks he's kind of a loser who doesn't hold a candle compared to her late husband (an *actual* detective) and should knock it off with the detective for hire thing and get a real job to better provide for Charmy and Espio (and possibly Cream and herself if he is as serious as she suspects he is about his feelings for her.) She knows it's wrong to think like that, especially when she's dealing with her own financial woes that she keeps from Cream (like her own private business, chao gardening, stalling due to poor finance and business decisions on her part), but she can't avoid her mother's disapproving glare from the back of her shoulders…
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Juniors Next Door, Battlestation-3
"It seems like our young guest is not enjoying his dinner, Song Lan."
"Indeed, Xiao Xingchen. I agree he looks most unhappy with his plate."
Sizhui felt like he was a butterfly ready to be pinned to a collection book under the piercing stares of the two adults. Their ever-present smiles were unsettling, and their elaborate and polite speech was creepy, but what was most unnerving was their habit of calling each other by their proper, full name.
Stupid Baba! Why did he have to take A-Die to the stupid show tonight? And why did he have to arrange for these two specifically to babysit SiZhui? Why does he need a babysitter anyway? SiZhui could tell they were up to no good. The way they kept acting was highly suspicious. Taking advantage of Xiao Xingchen's blindness, SiZhui had managed to fork out most of his broccolis in a napkin hidden on his lap, but he wasn't sure if he would be able to do the same with his fish, too. But SiZhui did not want to eat anything they served him. Who knows what they might have put in it. Instant growth mixture? Turn-into-rabbit potion? Essence of a baboon that resulted in growing a tail? Who knows!
"Maybe we should do something about it, Song Lan."
"My, what do you suggest we do, Xiao Xingchen?"
"I do believe this is an occasion that calls for your special recipe, Song Lan."
The men exchanged a very knowing smile. Song Lan stood up from his chair and walked out of the dining room and into the kitchen. The blind man turned his sunglasses towards SiZhui.
"Do not worry, Young Master Lan. My friend is, if I may say so, a most accomplished cook. Children especially die for his recipes."
SiZhui gulped. Was that a threat? The monster wasn't even trying to hide it. He had to run.
"I-I need to go to the bathroom! Bad!"
"Mm, will you be alright, Young Master Lan ? Would you prefer me to accompany you to the lavatory?"
"N-no!"
"Okay, you are excused. But do hurry back."
Before he was finished talking, SiZhui was running to the downstairs bathroom. He clambered up the windowsill, gently lowered himself down the other side, and noiselessly ran around the house into the back garden and then climbed up their treehouse. Hopefully, he would be safe up there until Baba and A-Die returned.
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Song Lan returned carrying a big glass bowl.
"Where is Young Master Lan, Xiao Xingchen?"
"He had to run to the bathroom, Song Lan. Is that your special sundae?"
"With caramel sauce and a cherry on top."
"Mm-hmm. Young Master Lan is for a nice treat. Hopefully, he will come back before the ice cream starts to melt."
Song Lan set the bowl on the table and took his seat to wait for SiZhui to return. This is going really well. Maybe they should offer to babysit Wei Ying's son more often.
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kittynannygaming · 4 months
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[The Sandman] Bound - Epilogue
Title: Bound
Word count: 418
Fandom: The Sandman
Pairing: Dreamling, Desunity, Despoe, Hob/Eleanor, Corinthiel, Dream/Past relationships
Rated: T
Warning: NOTHING GRAPHIC BUT Mention of child’s death and adults’ death, mention of suicide, Desire’s scheming
Summary: When you’re 10 (for a human) or the equivalent (for not-human), you’re given (during your sleep) a pet, representation of your soulmate. Thing is, both soulmates need to be born for them to appear. Dream of the Endless thought he didn’t have a soulmate, until a puppy appear near to him while meditating. On Earth, at the same moment, it is the year 1356 and Robert ‘Hob’ Gadling is just born. When he’s 10, he got the poshest, biggest black kitten with a very mean streak. Of course, neither Dream nor Hob see themselves in the other’s pet.
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Epilogue: The (many) changes that one little surprise can make.
How having a soulmate and an animal companion changed things for the Endless and Hob.
Things weren’t perfect but they were good.
Let’s begin with Destiny. Everything began with Destiny. 200 years after Dream got out of the fishbowl, his soulmate was born. His companion was a snake-like creature with iridescent scales and 4 eyes the colour of amber named Rainbow. His soulmate (an historian, Mere-phre) was from a planet far from Earth were people could change their gender to adapt to the situation, their companion was a spider named Fatalis.
Death’s soulmate was born a long time ago but they couldn’t met until 2054. Indeed, Death’s soulmate was Hestia, Goddess of Hearth and Home. Death’s companion was her goldfish, Slim. Hestia’s companion was another goldfish named Wandsworth. The two fishes shared an aquarium and their companions, Death’s home. When Death got home, she felt the tension wash away just because of Hestia’s presence.
Dream, the Morpheus version of him, didn’t die. Daniel was always meant to be his successor but now, they could do things at a quieter pace. It was 10 years after the Corinthian was remade that a companion appeared for both him and Daniel. Corinthian had a ram named Cream Puff and Daniel had a wolf named Hunter.
Destruction’s soulmate was a French preschool teacher named Adelaïde Beaubois. When they met, Adelaïde thought his art was his son’s art. It was very awkward but she invited him to teach painting and colours to the 3 to 4 year’s old kids once a week. They absolutely loved him. It wasn’t long before he got an official contract.
Desire’s soulmate, Unity, lived in the Dreaming, after sacrificing herself instead of her dear Rose. She was close enough to Desire’s realm they can meet often. Sugar, the fox met Peacock, the Dove.
Despair’s soulmate was born the 19th January of the year 1809 and was one of Dream’s protegé. His name was Edgar Allan Poe. Despair was surprised when a baby raven appeared near her but she loved Melancholy. Edgar has a very smart rat named Gloom.
Delirium’s soulmate came from a planet not so different of Lewis Carroll’s Wonderland. She was absolutely smitten with Folly, her white rabbit and Liddell, her soulmate, a metamorph, had a wolpertinger named Hat.
Do you remember that Calliope had a raven has a companion (whose name is Luka)? Well, apparently, it was because she had a Raven (or ex-raven really) as a soulmate. Dear Lucienne, who had a hummingbird named Lyra.
They lived and had adventures and reunions and children. But this is another story.
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“Last time on Sonic X! Tails (@highflyingmechanic), Cream, and Cheese spent the rest of Cream’s birthday at her tea party after putting an unfortunate end to an out-of-control Eggsel, who was once Tails’ robot that he built as a present for Cream. After the party, they went their separate ways. But, our flying heroes will have to band together again to stop the next crisis because Bokkun (@mischievous-messenger) is up to no good again, but this time in the name of love? Tune in to see what happens right now on Sonic X!”
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In Cream’s cozy home in Green Hill, the small rabbit girl and her fluttering Chao friend Cheese were getting ready to have some fun dancing with their favorite cartoon character, Next. On this sunny afternoon, the Next Show was seconds away from airing again, as the show came on in the mornings, too. And as usual, Cream was very excited and looking forward to what kinds of new moves the fuzzy creature will teach, and the kinds of catchy tunes that will play during the program. Opening the door and running out of her bedroom, she raced in her orange and yellow shoes towards the living room couch; long ears flowing as she ran while having a happy smile on her face.
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“Hurry, Cheese!”
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“Chao!”
Cream’s soft but happy giggles could be heard after those words, but stopped once she reached her destination. Turning around where her back faced the couch, she made a brief backwards jump so she could reach and take a seat. As for Cheese, he simply floated down and sat next to her since the Neutral Chao flew to get to the couch. Now that they were both comfortably seated, the two friends’ eyes were glued to the TV screen, waiting for their fuzzy friend to come on air. But, to both of their surprise, the news station flashed on air instead.
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“Good afternoon! This is Scarlet Garcia, coming to you live about the latest craze going on right now!”
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“Hm...?”
Her cinnamon brown eyes blinked twice in confusion, wondering what could be more important than dancing with Next right now? But, at the same time, the familiar news reporter still piqued Cream’s curiosity; causing the rabbit to listen with patience to hear what the ginger-haired woman had to say.
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“The popular children’s show, Super Battle Babies has released a trading card game that is selling thousands of cards every minute! Kids, teens, and even young adults are getting in on the action, having their babies battle it out at the park, in restaurants, and even on rooftops dressed up as...well, their favorite babies! Doesn’t it remind you of a certain blue hedgehog?”
Yes. You heard that right. A team of people who were inspired by Sonic created a cartoon about super-powered babies that...try to be cool by having nap times on tree branches and rooftops until evil shows up. And said show happened to be one of Cream’s favorites! Absolutely excited, the rabbit girl looked over at Cheese with an even happier smile than she had when she was ready for the Next Show.
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“Oh my goodness, Cheese. I love Super Battle Babies!”
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“Chao chao!”
Cheese chirped, matching Cream’s happiness by raising his small arms in the air. For Cream, seeing people dressed in diapers while sucking on pacifiers didn’t weird her out in the slightest. She loved how everyone seemed to be in the Super Battle Babies spirit!
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“As long as there’s a table or some kind of flat surface around, for Super Battle Baby fans, a battle can happen anytime, anywhere. Now, for the Next Show.”
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“Oh, yay! After the Next Show, let’s ask Mother to buy us a pack.”
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“Chao!”
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“I wonder if anyone we know is a Super Battle Babies fan...”
She was going to need some playmates, after all. Although, she wasn’t going to have her cards battle like what happens in every episode in the TV show. Cream just wanted to collect the cards with her favorite babies on them and have them play and talk with the cards her friends had if they had any.
Out of her friend group, the first person who came to mind that she could potentially play with was Tails. The mechanic was around her age, and while the series was a hit for most age groups, it was still mostly viewed by young kids. Believing that the fox would be joining in the craze like herself, Cream planned on visiting his workshop after her daily exercise routine and buying her first pack.
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Been thinking,, Tails is probably small
Like, we don't know exactly what happened on Westside, but a lone 4 year old probably isn't a stranger to some form of food scarcity, no matter how smart he is. We also have no clue how long he was on his own before he met sonic and had a somewhat consistent eating schedule,,, no reference of when mobians typically begin eating solids or any developmental milestones. A few consistent fan hc are that he was just completely alone (neglect, parental death, abandonment, etc.), or that he ran from mistreatment (orphanage, family, etc.). In multiple cannons he's implied to live in the forest or be completely alone, independent of a village. That wouldn't be so strange as it seems a lot of kids hit it out on their own, but again, he's usually 4 ish when they meet, and from the way he acts, he's been alone for a while. The toddler years are very important developmentally, and kids who go hungry at this point tend to lag behind their peers for the rest of their lives. It messes with physical development like height and weight regulation, can contribute to cronic illnesses and blood pressure, and often effects behavior and anxiety levels.
Even after he meets sonic and gets taken under his wing, we don't know how stable of a diet these two crime fighting street kids could maintain. I remember a wonderful post breaking down the portrayal of food instability in AoStH, while I can't seem to find it, I remember they mentioned tails specifically showing a lot of signs of food hoarding and over eating, and the OPs own experience with these traits as a result of childhood hunger.
..Y'know, sonics probably in the same boat,, they both probably have to eat more than the average person because of the amount of calories they burn running,,, and while we don't know exactly what sonic delt with in game cannon, I know theres a few different examples in comic and show cannons. Unfortunately I never read any comics and I've only really watched 1/2 of AoStH so that's where my sonic knowledge ends, but I'm sure it varies.
There's also the issue that we have no clue how tall they're supposed to be,,, at their current age AND when they grow up. Like, shadow, amy, and sonic all seem to be around the same height rn (~100 cm / ~3 ft 3 in, Amy's a little shorter at 90 cm / 2 ft 11 in, but she's also a few years younger), so maybe sonic is on the right track, but do we know if they're supposed to get taller? Like adults in the sonic universe are wildly inconsistent from cannon to cannon??? Like, Vanilla is ~25 (age varies sometimes) and is approximately 130 cm (4 ft 3 in) while Vector is 20 yo and 180 cm (5 ft 11 in), and Big is 18 yo and 200 cm (6 ft 6 in). In Sonic Underground, Queen Aleena, his mother, was ~50 yo and ranges from source to source, but apparently is around 130-145 cm (4 ft 3in - 4 ft 9 in) while comic heights for other adults or parents are harder to track, but seem like they tap out around where the kids are now. So is height relative to species? Maybe?? Big is bigger than vector, and yeah, his name is big, that's kinda implied, but is he just an outlier or is that normal?? storm the albatross is 19 and just a little taller than vanilla at 140 cm (4 ft 7 in) but albatross' are fuckin massive compared to rabbits and cats so maybe species does play a part in height?? But also charmy and cream are the exact same age and height at 6 yo and 70 cm (2 ft 3in) ?? OK, wild, cool, whatever it's bringing logic into a fun world of brightly-colored cartoons and that's not always applicable, but I still think these mfs should be short.
I think tails should realistically be a behind in height, and prolly will stay that way, I think sonic should be shorter too tbh. With the early childhood hunger and intense world ending stress they have now, these kids should not be growing rip them
So hc that both sonic and tails are shorter than they should be, but Tails is, like, borderline concerningly small because of his EXTENSIVE history of stress, abuse, and hunger, AND as a result of that that he's kinda skittish and gets sick more often than kids his age should prolly
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Who Let Us Have A Group Chat
Pairings: Blood Moon/DJ Music Man, Harvest Moon/Glamrock Bonnie, Eclipse/OC
Word Count: 1,453
Summary: A not so fun morning.
Warnings: Innuendo (mentioned only), Sex (mentioned only), Violence (mentioned only), Fire (mentioned only), Abuse, Abusive Relationship, Harassment (mentioned), Sexual Harassment (mentioned), let me know if I should add anything else.
Notes: Sirius is good Eclipse, Charon is good Eclipse’s Moon.
Chapter 8: Dangerous Times
6:02am Who Took My Hat?
Lunar: Role call, we have a dangerous thing going around, I need everyone to do a head count.
Moon: Here.
Kill Code: Also here, obviously.
Supermassive: Here! Bolide is sleeping in the kitchen again, I'm waking him up.
Kill Code: Again in the kitchen? Doesn't he remember he has an entire bedroom?
Supermassive: Look, I tried to explain that to him. All I got was 'I know what I'm doing, Massy, I'll be sleeping soon enough.' Then he ate an entire four course meal of ice cream and went to sleep in the kitchen.
Heliosphere: Here too.
Blood Moon: Why wake me uuuuuuuuup?
Harvest Moon: (Automated Message) Busy with Bonnie, text you back later.
Kill Code: I could have lived my live without knowing you set up automated messages for when you're fooling around with Bonnie.
Lunar: Come on, they're married, it's fine.
Kill Code: Lunar, I know he's an adult AI, but I really don't want to know my child is doing unsavory things with Bonnie.
Blood Moon: More like Bonnie's doing unsavory things to him? Have you even seen the hickies he comes home with?
Kill Code: I haven't and I wish to strangle a rabbit now.
Blood Moon: You think I don't? That's my baby twin! I don't because he'd be sad then.
Lunar: Anyway, Sun and Eclipse? Gonna respond to the head count?
Sun: Oh, I'm fine, sorry. Tired. Couldn't get to sleep til almost 3 last night.
Moon: Go back to sleep or I'm knocking you out into sleep mode.
Sun: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Moon: And he's asleep now.
Lunar: Eclipse?
Supermassive: He never came home last night after his date with Matthew.
Kill Code: He could be sleeping, he's awful with his sleep schedule lately.
Moon: Still doesn't make sense that he wouldn't respond if he's got notifications on again and we've been texting back and forth for almost a half hour now. Our texting even woke Sun up and Sun would barely wake up for a war.
Eclipse: I'm fine, I'm getting food on my way home. Thank you for being concerned.
Kill Code: You're fine? Did you spend the night with Matthew?
Eclipse: Yes, I'm fine. I stayed at Matthew's last night.
Kill Code: I regrettably ask, where did you even go that you ended up spending the night at his place?
Eclipse: We went to dinner and a museum. The museum closed at midnight and, by then, we were distracted and Matthew liked my dress so...
Kill Code: I don't want the details! I get it!
Eclipse: Okay.
Lunar: So, ignoring Harvest and Eclipse's late-night boyfriend escapades, everyone is accounted for, thank youuuu.
Kill Code: What was even the dangerous thing?
Lunar: Oh, Puppet's ex-boyfriend, BB, thinks I'm dating Puppet and is jealous that I 'stole Puppet from him'. Said he'd hurt someone I love and all that and I already checked on Monty and Puppet so you were my next turn. I think he was bluffing.
Moon: Probably bluffing but I'll put safeties on us to make sure we're all okay for today.
Eclipse: Ya know, eating breakfast in an evening dress makes people stare at you.
Blood Moon: Yep, that'll do it.
Eclipse: Like they haven't seen someone walk home in a fancy dress before.
Supermassive: How fancy? I didn't get to see you before you left.
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Supermassive: Yeah, okay, that's reasonable to stare at. It looks like you're going somewhere important.
Eclipse: Listen, we were going to a new exhibit and both the restaurant and exhibit opening were black tie events and I didn't think I'd ever spend the night at Matthew's so he doesn't have any clothes I could go home in.
Blood Moon: It is an evening gown, Eclipse, it is kinda stare-worthy when you're not at the event it's for.
Eclipse: I'll be hiding in my room ignoring everything.
Kill Code: It's still a very pretty dress, Eclipse, if that's any consolation.
Eclipse: I'm burning this dress.
Kill Code: Because people stared at you?
Eclipse: No, I hate this dress.
Kill Code: Okay then.
Moon: I'll help you burn it!
Eclipse: Already burning it.
Moon: aww
Kill Code: Reign in the pyromania urges, Moon.
Moon: Take all the fun out of it.
10:31am Who Took My Hat?
Blood Moon: Eclipse, are you okay?
Eclipse: I'm fine, just tired still.
Blood Moon: Can I come in?
Eclipse: No, I want to be alone.
Blood Moon: Okay, well, tell us if you want one of us to come cuddle. I know it's hard to sleep without someone else.
Eclipse: I will if I need someone, thank you.
10:41am Private Chat
Eclipse: I need you.
Sirius: Now? I still haven't fixed Charon's travel machine again, it broke after last time travelling and now I have to fix it again.
Eclipse: Just talk to me then. Please.
Sirius: What happened?
Eclipse: Matthew hurt me again.
Sirius: How bad this time?
Eclipse: We went to a fancy restaurant and to a new museum exhibit and it was really nice at first. But he was staring at me the entire museum exhibit opening and he brought me back to his apartment.
Eclipse: He was trying and trying to get me to bed to sleep with him and he just wouldn't take a no as an answer. When he finally seemed to take no for an answer, he beat me until I passed out.
Sirius: Eclipse, are you okay?
Eclipse: I'm mostly okay, just my head hurts and my left knee but I'm scared.
Sirius: I think it's time to tell your family, Eclipse, he's hurt you eight times now. I know it's scary, but you aren't safe with him. This is eight strikes, most people wouldn't stay after the first time it happened.
Eclipse: But then who can possibly love me? At least Matthew loves me, he's just...not the best person.
Sirius: There's plenty of people. You also don't need someone to love you to define yourself with. You have a whole family, you have a dad and what now? four brothers?
Eclipse: Five so far.
Sirius: More activated?
Eclipse: Nine activated. One of them was found by Sun, who named him Supermassive. He seems like one of the nice ones. He has my personality but no memories.
Sirius: Just tell them, Eclipse. I promise, they can help you.
11:01am Who Took My Hat?
Eclipse: So what? I'm just going to go up to my father and brothers and tell them 'hey, you know that boyfriend I have? Yeah, he's been abusing me and constantly trying to get me to bed for the last month. Oh yeah, that dress I burned? That's because he ripped it trying to get me to sleep with him.'
Sun: Eclipse?
11:04am Private Message
Eclipse: I'm so screwed.
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Sirius: I just got my dimensional travel machine up, I'm coming. Just hold on.
Eclipse: Please, Bloody is trying to get into my room.
Sirius: Message them, tell them to give you a minute, you need your support before they try to ask you questions. Deep breaths, you're alright.
11:09am Who Took My Hat?
Eclipse: Give me a minute, please. I need my friend before you start interrogating me.
Lunar: Who's the friend?
Eclipse: Sirius, another version of me, a lot nicer.
Lunar: I know him! Okay, we're all going to wait until Siri is here to talk with Eclipse. He deserves to have his support system. So anyone trying to get to him, leave him alone until Siri is here and we'll let Eclipse have some time with Siri before we bug him about it.
Moon: I'm adding Sirius to the chat.
Moon has added Sirius to Who Took My Hat?
Sirius: Shaddup, I'm getting to my comfort tiny.
Lunar: Oh good, you're already in our dimension, I can bring you to where he is and I'll keep everyone away until Clipsey is ready to talk.
Sirius: Good.
Sirius: Oh yeah, I beat a guy named BB with a wrench this morning and apparently he was coming after me because of Lunar. What did you do?
Lunar: Well, ya see, BB is Puppet's ex-boyfriend and he thought I was dating Puppet, who's my best friend. But he thought I was dating Puppet and he got jealous saying I'd 'stole Puppet from him'. He said he'd hurt someone I love, we even did role call this morning for everyone.
Sirius: Well, I hit him in the face with a wrench and busted his faceplate because screw him.
Lunar: Why thank you, Sirius. We love you and your trusty wrench for using violence upon my bestie's ex.
Sirius: Anytime.
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