hello mr rootin tootin cowboy shootin, been a while huh? missed talkin to you and seeing what you get up to!!
Well howdy there, anon! >He says, pulling a wire between his teeth as he has a screwdriver in one hand, and the other is limp to his side as he's attempting to reattach it.< Seein' what I get up to, huh? Well, sorry, darlin' sum ash-vole decided ta make m'job a lil' harder today, knocked m'gunarm clean off, so now I'm tryna put m'self back together, hehah!
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'Rarin-To-Fuck' Buck: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex, and I'm not gay.
Blackie: I'm not gay either, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
Raymond Beaumont: I am gay- but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Erik Destler: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self loathing is THAT strong.
Eli Giles: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed
Jim Bickerman: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Stuart Lloyd: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Smiley: To be honest, fucking my clown has always been my fantasy~~~~~
Inkubus: Its basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Dr Andover: Its not the same as masturbating; It'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad.
Ranger+Doc Halloran: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil??
Freddy Krueger: Not only would I have sex with my clone- I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.
Mayor Buckman: ...
Mayor Buckman: You men are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.